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Anaconda, Apparently, and Crazy: So my flight was inexplicably delayed. The airport called my phone and told me that the flight was going to depart 3 hours later than originally planned. Apparently I was the only one to receive that phone call because I was the only one to show up fo the later flight. Everyone else was put on to other flights. The en result...l'm the only motherfucker on the plane (besides the fligh attendant who is blaring Metallica over the PA after doing the most hilariously minimal safety briefing) Like . Comment . Share . 3 hours ago near Nashville, TN . 2t and 44 others like this. Awesome:) 3 hours ago Like Crazy town! hours ago Like The pilot keeps asking, "are you ready to fucking fly?1? hahaha this is amazing 3 hours ago Like 12 <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theresnotragedyinthat.tumblr.com/post/88272874178/pradalecki-linkin-lake">theresnotragedyinthat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pradalecki.tumblr.com/post/70319515757/linkin-lake-ibeggedformercytwice">pradalecki</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://linkin-lake.tumblr.com/post/69827380338/ibeggedformercytwice-troyesivan-are-you">linkin-lake</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ibeggedformercytwice.tumblr.com/post/55313037362/troyesivan-are-you-ready-to-fucking-fly-i">ibeggedformercytwice</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://troyesivan.tumblr.com/post/41360630584/are-you-ready-to-fucking-fly">troyesivan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING FLY</p> </blockquote> <p>I will always try and reblog this.</p> </blockquote> <p>My mom is a flight attendant and I can confirm this is 100% true when they have an empty flight, the crazy ones even go β€œcart surfing” which is where they get the pilot the go down a bit until they get on top of the beverage cart, then the get him to pull up and they go flying down the aisle until they hit a chair and fly off.</p> </blockquote> <p>my friend is training to become an air hostess and her lecturer told her about cart surfing and gave at least 30 examples of when it’s happened, so i too can back this up</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s actually more expensive to cancel the flight than it is to actually fly it, so they don’t bother rebooking passengers.Β </p> </blockquote>
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