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Dude, Fafsa, and Lawyer: Can you marry me 5:01 PM I just got back from my school and they said they cannot give me any aid except for unsubsidised loans unless l have a child, get married, or turn 24, so I have to get married Yeah ok I'll marry you I need a better fafsa application too Wait seriously Would you really do it Im doing actual research on it Are we doing this It would have to happen like lightning fast cause my next semester happens pretty damn soon I don't know how fast this happens lemme check Ughhhh okay so we'd need to get a marriage license which can be up to $30 depending on where we get it, and THEN we need to file for a marriage certificate I'm an ordained minister but idk if I could file my own marriage certificate get ordained and do it Can we go to Indiana? Let me check Dude Im so excited Its possible that I can get FAFSA to pay for an entire apartment for me to go to school in Milwaukee DUDE WHAT Okay so there's no minister registration required in lllinois so Yeah I'm looking that up right now Ive heard that if one partner commits adultery, thats grounds for a quicker divorce Yeah this sample form I'm looking at says "irretrievable breakdown" of marriage Worse comes to worse we can stage a fight but I think we can just say yeah it's not working out Does it include adultery divorce ranging from $15,000 to $30,000. Most of this money is spent on legal fees. So Fuck lawyers We don't need a lawyer We don't have kids we don't have property to divide up Oh thats only for a lawyer We don't have alimony to negotiate We're just two guys being dudes. Gettin a divorce portraitofemmy: possiblestoner: marzipanandminutiae: A. imagine your otp B. dear gods this country has massive issues I’ve been looking for this post for ages listen, I’ve read enough fanfic to know that they’re not getting divorced, but it’ll take about 35k of pining to figure that out.
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Beautiful, College, and Dude: Can you marry me 5:01 PM I just got back from my school and they said they cannot give me any aid except for unsubsidised loans unless l have a child, get married, or turn 24, so I have to get married Yeah ok I'll marry you I need a better fafsa application too Wait seriously Would you really do it Im doing actual research on it Are we doing this It would have to happen like lightning fast cause my next semester happens pretty damn soon I don't know how fast this happens lemme check Ughhhh okay so we'd need to get a marriage license which can be up to $30 depending on where we get it, and THEN we need to file for a marriage certificate I'm an ordained minister but idk if I could file my own marriage certificate get ordained and do it Can we go to Indiana? Let me check Dude Im so excited Its possible that I can get FAFSA to pay for an entire apartment for me to go to school in Milwaukee DUDE WHAT Okay so there's no minister registration required in lllinois so Yeah I'm looking that up right now Ive heard that if one partner commits adultery, thats grounds for a quicker divorce Yeah this sample form I'm looking at says "irretrievable breakdown" of marriage Worse comes to worse we can stage a fight but I think we can just say yeah it's not working out Does it include adultery divorce ranging from $15,000 to $30,000. Most of this money is spent on legal fees. So Fuck lawyers We don't need a lawyer We don't have kids we don't have property to divide up Oh thats only for a lawyer We don't have alimony to negotiate We're just two guys being dudes. Gettin a divorce illicitmemedealer: possiblestoner: marzipanandminutiae: A. imagine your otp B. dear gods this country has massive issues I’ve been looking for this post for ages The gay agenda was to legalize same sex marriage so that everyone regardless of sex/gender can scam the government out of money for college, and honestly I think that’s beautiful
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Marriage, Tumblr, and White People: Mother Jones Mother Jones @MotherJones Follow A new law would close hundreds of polling locations in areas with large minority populations: THE VOTING LINE BEGINS HERE Indiana is making it harder for minorities to vote, a new lawsuit alleges And easier for white people. motherjones.com 7:35 PM -10 Aug 2017 3,740 Retweets 2,097 Likes DO : y? d ) Samuel Sinyangwe Following @samswey This is what Jim Crow looks like in 2017. Mother Jones Ф @ MotherJones A new law would close hundreds of polling locations in areas with large minority populations: ow.ly/CIKP30ekekH 10:17 PM -10 Aug 2017 15,489 Retweets 21,684 Likes lazyscience: nevaehtyler: What’s next? Take away women’s right to vote? 🤷🏾‍♀️ Uh, actually… Voter ID laws have a disproportionately negative effect on women. According to the Brennan Center for Justice, one third of all women have citizenship documents that do not identically match their current names primarily because of name changes at marriage.  Roughly 90 percent of women who marry adopt their husband’s last name.  That means that roughly 90 percent of married female voters have a different name on their ID than the one on their birth certificate.  An estimated 34 percent of women could be turned away from the polls unless they have precisely the right documents. so, yes.

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Club, Love, and Taken: When you truly love somebody, there's no sense in trying to hide it-just ask Kenobi the K-9 and his faithful human partner. Conservation Officer Levi Knach. As members of Indiana's Department of Natural Resources DNR) law enforcement agency, the pair recently sat for their official portrait photo shoot together. The results are simply adorable. While Knach appears to be trying his best to strike arn appropriately stoic and professional pose at first Kenobi evidently had other ideas. Knach couldn't help but break into a smile. Can you blame him?) Moments later, it seems. Knach was able to regain his composure and adjust his hat Kenobi, meamwhile, just kept on with the kisses. In the end. Kenobi did manage to restrain affection at least long enough for a straight-faced portrait of the pair to be snapped. It s easy to see why these snapshats are going viral but behind them is a partnership built on love, loyalty and trust. all to the benefit of the region they serve, in Indianas DNR Law Enforcement District 2 Officer Knach] and Kenabi constanty train for the unfortunate situations of locating missing persons, locating evidence from criminal activity. and detecting illegally taken wildlife. DNR Corporal Rodney Clear said. He is a true example of a leader and servant Even when on desk duty. Knach and Kenobi are inseparable. <p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/157595200588/k9-wont-stop-kissing-his-partner-during-official" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>K9 Won’t Stop Kissing His Partner During Official Photo Shoot, Then Finally Does A Serious One</p></blockquote>

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Af, College, and Party: tony @crylenol since the election I've been gradually editing Mike Pence's wikipedia photo 2h Mike Pence From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Redirected from Mike pence) Michael Richard "Mike Pence (born June 7, 1959) is an American politician and the Vice President-elect of the United States. He is serving as the 50th Govemor of Indiana. A Republican, Pence was first elected to the United States House of Representatives in 2000. Mike Pence Born and raised in Columbus, Indiana, Pence graduated from Hanover College and earned a law degree from the Indiana University Robert H. McKinney School of Law before entering private practice. After losing two bids for a congressional seat in 1988 and 1990, he became a conservative radio and television talk show host from 1994 to 1999 Pence was elected to the United States Congress in 2000 and represented Indiana's 2nd congressional district and Indiana's 6th congressional district in the United States House of Representatives from 2001 to 2013. He served as the chairman of the House Republican Conference from 2009 to 2011, Pence positioned himself asa principled ideologue and supporter of the Tea Party movement, noting he was 'a Christian, a conservative, and a Republican, in that order.234 Vice President of the United States Mike Pence From Wikipedia, the free encyclopecia Red recled from Mise pence) Michael Richard "Mike' Pence (born June 7, 1959) is an American politician and the Vice President-elect of the United States. He is serving as the 50th Governor of Indiana. A Ropublican, Pcncc was first elected to the United States House of Representatives in 2000. Born and raised in Columbus, Indiana, Pence graduated from Hanover Callege and earned a law degree from the Indiana University Robert H. McKinncy School of Law before entering private practice. After losing two bids for a congressional seat in 1988 and 1990, he became a conservative radio and telovision talk show host from 1994 to 1999 Pence was elected to the United States Congress in 2000 and represented Indiana's 2nd congressional dislrict and Indiana's 6th congressional district in the United States House of Representatives from 2001 to 2013. He served as the chairman af the House Republican Conference from 2009 to 2011 Pence positioned himself asa principled ideologue and suppoe f the Tea Party movement, nating he was 'a Christian, a conservative, and a Republican, in that order.2314 Mike Pence Vice President of the United States Mike Pence From Wikipedia, the tree encyclopecia Redrected from Mise pence) Michael Richard "Mike' Pence (born June 7, 1959) is an American politician and the Vice President-elect of the United States. He is scrving as the 50th Governor of Indiana. A Republican, Pnce was first elected to the United States House of Representatives in 2000. Born and raised in Columbus, Inciana, Pence graduated from Hanover College and earned a law degree from the Indiana University Robert H McKinney School of Law before entering private practice. After losing two bids for a congressional seat in 1988 and 1990, he became a conservative radio and television talk show host from 1994 to 1999 Pence was elected to the United States Congress in 2000 and represented Indiana's 2nd congressional district and Indiana's 6lh congressional district in the United States House of Representatives fram 2001 to 2013. He served as the chairman of the House Republican Conference from 2009 to 2011 Pence positioned himself asa principled ideologue and supporter of the Tea Party mavement, noting he was 'a Christian, a conservative, and a Republican, in that order141 Mike Pence Mike Pence From Wikipedia, the free encyclopecia Red recled from Mise pence) Michael Richard "Mike' Pence (born June 7, 1959) is an American politician and the Vice President-elect of the United States. He is serving as the 50th Governor of Indiana. A Ropublican, Pcncc was first elected to the United States House of Representatives in 2000. Mike Pence Born and raised in Columbus, Indiana, Pence graduated from Hanover Callege and earned a law degree from the Indiana University Robert H. McKinncy School of Law before entering private practice. After losing two bids for a congressional seat in 1988 and 1990, he became a conservative radio and telovision talk show host from 1994 to 1999 Pence was elected to the United States Congress in 2000 and represented Indiana's 2nd congressional dislrict and Indiana's 6th congressional district in the United States House of Representatives from 2001 to 2013. He served as the chairman af the House Republican Conference from 2009 to 2011 Pence positioned himself asa principled ideologue and suppoe f the Tea Party movement, nating he was 'a Christian, a conservative, and a Republican, in that order.2314
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Beautiful, Beer, and Birthday: reasons to love harrison ford losethehours madlori where-are-your-source-citations thecarrisonfiles james-asslow fiyhi james-asslow: 1. hates donald trump 2. got his ear pierced at claires because why not 3. legit asks people to beat him up in action scenes EVEN NOW AS AN OLD MAN is arguably one of the most iconic star wars characters yet couldnt give less of a crap abt star wars 5. the universe tried to ki him (or at least permanently incapacitate him) twice in 2015 and it only mildly inconvenienced him 6. flies helicopters in search and rescue missions 7. was in his 40s for the majority of the indiana jones series which is insane when you think about all the stunts involved 8. quote "the director yells cut and harrison cracks open a beer and then builds a fucking shed" 9. arguably sexy 10. points angrily and its super effective 11. is just a really sweet person 12. no really my dad worked with him on firewall as the tech advisor and he was just a really swell guy 13. got my mom's birth date from my dad and sent her flowers 14. he sent my mom flowers for her birthday 15. he didn't even know her he just wanted to be sweet this was a beautiful and necessary edition to this post thank you oh my god Originally posted by yourreactiongifs When he was asked to be in Jimmy Kimmel's "I'm Fucking Ben Affleck" video, in which he pulled up alongside them in a car and gave Jimmy a little wink and an air-kiss, when he showed up at the set he looked kind of put out. Kimmel was afraid he wasn't down with what they were asking. But he just said, "I don't know, this wardrobe...don't you have anything mesh that I could wear?" When he was filming "Witness" he rented a small farm from a friend of mine. At the end of the filming my friend went and checked out the property as usual. He noticed the barn door had been leveled so it no longer would swing open on it's own. Went into the house and saw the closets had been redone, in the kitchen the cabinets had been replaced and all the drawers now opened really well. Turns out that there were thousands of dollars of work and materials put into fixing up everything at the place. My friend called Ford and asked him how much he was asking for the work. Ford told him doing that kind of thing helped him relax and stay sane when he was filming. Would not take a dime. Plus he paid for a new water heater and got the sewage system cleaned out And he paid rent to live there the entire time #1 love him :Harrison ford This is a Harrison Ford appreciation post
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Bernie Sanders, Blade, and Internet: 0 . POLICY & POLITICS record. And the primary's not even over. Updated by Jof Stein on June 2, 2016,1:40p.m. ET TWEET 3HARE (4,800) Most Vie Bernie A guy trained a machin Blade Runner. Then thi seriously sci-fi. er Spencer Platt/Getty Images Bernie Sanders has gotten more votes from young people than Baraok Obama did in 2008 aooordn to a new analysis. Harambe the gorilla: th that's set the internet explained Bernie Sanders isn't just winning the youth vote- he's crushing it. In 2016, Bernie Sanders has won 71% of young voters Ri DE DC What percentage of young voters did Sanders win in each state in the 2018 primaries? 40 45 50 55 60 65 70 75 80 85 90 95 N/A Source: Data source: Edison Exit poll data Credit: Jeff Stein In the 2008 primary, Barack Obama won 60% of young voters DE DC What percentage of young voters did Obama win in each state in the 2008 primaries? 35 40 45 50 55 6065 70 75 N/A Source: Data source: Edison Exit poll data Credit: Jeff Stein Democratic Primary Voters Under 30 Difference +35% +31% +25% +23% | +20% 17% 1796 15% 13% 13% 12% 9% 8% Obama 2008 35% Sanders 2016 West Virginia 70% Vermont 95% Connecticut 83% Pennsylvania 83% Ohio Illinois Massachusetts 65% Arkansas Indiana Missouri Wisconsin 82% New York 65% Tennessee 61 Maryland 68% Texas North Carolina 72% Virginia Georgia 54% Alabama Mississippi 37% NET 60% 61% 69% 48% 43% 61% 65% 0% 56% 53% 64% 59% 74% 76% 7% 64% 73% 81% 86% 74% 78% 59% -2% -23% -24% 40% 3696 | 71% 58% +13% Matt Karp @karpmj Follow Bernie Sanders is probably the most popular young people's candidate in U.S. history (updated graphic!) 4:14 PM-1 Jun 2016 Manhattan, NY, United States 476 646 bungi1102: lagonegirl: 4mysquad: What is happening is… Trump using old world MSM like a master Hillary using the old world Political Machine like a master Bernie using the new networked world like a political master I can assure you there is a difference between physical age, and mental age… everyone gets old physically, but few continue to live with maintain a grasp on the Now. Bernie is real. That’s badass for a politician in my eyes #feelthebern #StayWoke GO Bernie  #BernieOrBust
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Food, Lesbians, and Marriage: It's outrageous that so-called Christians are pouring money on Indiana's pizza bigots while food banks have to beg for donations. <p><a href="http://raserus.tumblr.com/post/115609570702/rightsideofpolitics-raserus-saywhat-politics" class="tumblr_blog">raserus</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://rightsideofpolitics.tumblr.com/post/115598786632/raserus-saywhat-politics-its-outrageous-that" class="tumblr_blog">rightsideofpolitics</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a href="http://raserus.tumblr.com/post/115449570847/saywhat-politics-its-outrageous-that-so-called" class="tumblr_blog">raserus</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a href="http://saywhat-politics.tumblr.com/post/115427470158/its-outrageous-that-so-called-christians-are" class="tumblr_blog">saywhat-politics</a>:</p><blockquote><p>It’s outrageous that so-called Christians are pouring money on Indiana’s pizza bigots while food banks have to beg for donations.<br/></p></blockquote><p>This pisses me off so much.  This company refuses to cater to gays and lesbians, but will still serve them in the restaurant, and they received backlash.  All the bigots have donated a ton of money to them to keep them afloat.  Bah.</p></blockquote><p>You got it wrong my friend, they didn’t refuse to cater to gays and lesbians, they just refuse to cater to gay marriage,</p><p>As for the money donated to them, as long as you were not forced to contribute how is it your business?</p></blockquote> <p>I don’t give a damn what they say, in the end it’s still anti gay and lesbian.  It’s still bigotry, and they’re still trash.  I hope they get run out of the town and I hope they never have a successful business ever again.  Why are you even talking to me?  Go away.</p></blockquote> <p>How much money have you contributed, @raserus?</p>
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Food, Money, and News: It's outrageous that so-called Christians are pouring money on Indiana's pizza bigots while food banks have to beg for donations. <p><a href="http://xhangryx.tumblr.com/post/115532647707/lubiddu-saywhat-politics-its-outrageous-that" class="tumblr_blog">xhangryx</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://lubiddu.tumblr.com/post/115496984308/saywhat-politics-its-outrageous-that-so-called" class="tumblr_blog">lubiddu</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://saywhat-politics.tumblr.com/post/115427470158/its-outrageous-that-so-called-christians-are">saywhat-politics</a>:</p><blockquote><p>It’s outrageous that so-called Christians are pouring money on Indiana’s pizza bigots while food banks have to beg for donations.<br/></p></blockquote> <p>That pizza joint was able to <a href="http://www.gofundme.com/MemoriesPizza">raise almost $850,000</a> in only two days for stating that they wouldn’t cater a same-sex wedding.</p> <p>Remember <a href="http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/holy-trinity-school-el-cajon-san-diego-teacher-fired-211244611.html">Carie Charlesworth, a mother of four that was fired from her teaching job at a Catholic school</a> because her abusive ex-husband was stalking her? The fundraising page for her had a goal of $5000, and was only able to <a href="https://www.giveforward.com/fundraiser/qrj2">raise $530</a>.</p> <p>Every time I hear an argument about so-called “religious liberty” (translation: opt-out of public accommodation laws), I am always going to think of the juxtaposition of those two fundraisers. Where the priorities of the so-called “religious liberty” supporters lie.</p></blockquote> <p>It’s never about religious freedom, it’s about protecting their power and privilege. It makes me sick.</p></blockquote> <p>And what &ldquo;power and privilege&rdquo; would that be, exactly?</p>

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