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Ass, Food, and Mfw: 06/16/17 (Fri) 11:25:15 No.736007473 Anonymous >be me >be playing minecraft be the only Mexican in my party everyone besides me decides to wall me off in the desert 288 KB PNG >try to tell them to please not do this they do it anyway stuck in a shit hole with no food >star a pathetic farm >barely makes enough for me to survive one day decide to take shelter in a sand cave >dig some tunnels for getting around the desert >l decide to start formulating a plan >I will tear down that wall Cont? 736 007561 06/16/17 (Fri) 11:26:58 No.736007586 Anonymous start collecting gun powder still a struggle to survive continue building my tunnels now have tunnels all across the land of sand 6 KB JPG >get a new skin to represent the land of sand change my name to the land of sand >get news from the other side saying they plan on raiding me >know what I have to do >arm traps all over in the land of sand setup shop in a sand cave in the middle of the land of sand >praying to the sand that this works 736007663 06/16/17 (Fri) 11:28:11 No.736007653 Anonymous >hear my traps going off everywhere in the land of sand a >know it is now or nothing >run out through one of my tunnels >make it to the surface run fast as 8 KB JPG ass to the wall arm the tnt ALAHU AKBAR >my gate way is open >get to their base and burn it >get to their farm and blow it up >find their pets and kill them >when they Finaly make it back they realised what happened >they know that there is nothing anymore >tell them to come live in the land of sand with me it is their only choice >they all agree they are all now sand people >we now do nothing but blow anything up that isn't the land of sand >mfw I just created lsis in minecraft 736007752 Anon plays minecraft
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4chan, Ass, and Food: 06/16/17 (Fri) 11:25:15 No.736007473 Anonymous >be me >be playing minecraft be the only Mexican in my party everyone besides me decides to wall me off in the desert 288 KB PNG >try to tell them to please not do this they do it anyway stuck in a shit hole with no food >star a pathetic farm >barely makes enough for me to survive one day decide to take shelter in a sand cave >dig some tunnels for getting around the desert >l decide to start formulating a plan >I will tear down that wall Cont? 736 007561 06/16/17 (Fri) 11:26:58 No.736007586 Anonymous start collecting gun powder still a struggle to survive continue building my tunnels now have tunnels all across the land of sand 6 KB JPG >get a new skin to represent the land of sand change my name to the land of sand >get news from the other side saying they plan on raiding me >know what I have to do >arm traps all over in the land of sand setup shop in a sand cave in the middle of the land of sand >praying to the sand that this works 736007663 06/16/17 (Fri) 11:28:11 No.736007653 Anonymous >hear my traps going off everywhere in the land of sand a >know it is now or nothing >run out through one of my tunnels >make it to the surface run fast as 8 KB JPG ass to the wall arm the tnt ALAHU AKBAR >my gate way is open >get to their base and burn it >get to their farm and blow it up >find their pets and kill them >when they Finaly make it back they realised what happened >they know that there is nothing anymore >tell them to come live in the land of sand with me it is their only choice >they all agree they are all now sand people >we now do nothing but blow anything up that isn't the land of sand >mfw I just created lsis in minecraft 736007752 Anon plays minecraft
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Cars, Cats, and Crazy: Return] [Catalog] [Bottom Update Auto File: Sled jpg 1.44 MB, 2100x1750 Anonymous 01/31/16 (Sun)14:25:00 No. 666453358 Alright /B/ time to confess what I did 14 years ago >Be me 8 years old >Snowing like crazy down in the New York suburbs >Have other kids that live in neighborhood They're fucking idiots Wanna go sledding >Decide to tape 3 REALLY strong leaf blowers we had lying around in the garage to sled I don't know why we had so many >They run off gas >Being the idiot I am I get a can and tube the leaf blowers to the can >Wait until night, parents were going out for dinner >Get on sled, with helmet on because i m a good boy >Going down hill >Leaf blowers are REALLY loud It turns out the idiot neighbors kids had to shovel snow but decided to water it down, not knowing it would create ice >Hear a hissing sound Think WTF and keep sliding >Get to the ice Turns out there was gun powder all over sled cause dad loves guns >Spin out of fucking control and hit neighbors new wooden fence >Jump off, helmet saves me >I see the sled and leaf blowers catch on fire >They fucking explode Catches fence on fire >Get the fuck away from there Run up hill, slip in ice >The sled contraption blows up >Get to room and looking out widow at the growing fire >Call 911 Neighbors just then show up See them get out of car crying Fire fighters show up Fire gets put out >MFW it turned out when the explosion killed two of there cats who were out for some reason >MFW one of there trees still has the burn mark and whenever I visit my parents and then visit them, I see the burn mark Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update Auto [Post a Reply] Anon goes sledding
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