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Animals, Anime, and Beautiful: 750x1350. SWEETTERRIFYING CHRIST Jpg 12 53 No 6088875 s of Monke if this isn't really up to produce putting this hours ago, I was interrupted by a few episodes of Monk. u DM s an artsy type, but not in an interesting way He es er de m re than useful info ma n He s like the Talkienof s w eve of ba ered him about his st run in things Heli es makin Worl an en we start ou t in this shitty little town in his worlds analogue to dark age Germany s ray vet theres a lot of mu everyone is d poor all the peasants are insula around foreigner begin But learn that were actual on our way throu n our way to er a Rome o somethin on a m ssion to reco e some rtof artifact he sen us s us rations su es and hat he ca artha na hin 10/01/09(Thu)12 56 seriously maetimes bordering rowwhatitwas but chasing pass through some were supposed to be learning about, only that there was something Someth Pursuing Not us, but chasing something were supposed to be dragging moisture from the air back into the swamp as they emerged, dragging gone from the ground o their bodies Into closing wounds as they did. losing pallor and gla ed expression to take on the green vibrance of psychically drawing weapons to the ground and brackish throwing them directly from whence they came, and re-opened then wounds for them Anonymous 10/01/09(Thu)1257 No 6088908 Paradox Euny sure that werdtoandbroke refused towan back. If he mook Just sat down and started went, and talking road through the s there내이 Ke pretty Sounds like pretty standard fare, doesnt it? Oh we thought so too really gotten us creepy Heheheheh at describing shit? thing I'd ever heard put into Words before. He described the most idyllic and wonderful place imaginable and surrounded by flowing wheat The people were long-braided and beautiful, with ample 109(Thu)12:58 were always er corner had women twirling slowlyon spot, dancing in the jo taking long steps we figured we'd stay around for a while, to check event the townsfolk, and we learn that the town is called KarTordek. I think this is a laugh of course, a promiscuous people whose religion revolves around how awesome strangers are one thing.the ofHis gloriousday heartbeat e start freakinrealize that the Day greets us this fucking place, somewhere in the Anonymous 10/01/09(Thu)12 59 the damn rdsing placesthatnwithhumanbl il The people through. The primary crop Is grave heat hich only grows on ground watered with human blood Sounds ike a d crop to bep OH WAT YEAH. EVERYT s been doing for a while now, though we hadn't really given it much thought after the first 10/01/09(Thu)13 01 No have Thelistmastoduring There is a full ten seconds of silence. before he adds, they never did. He then begins to elaborate upon what else The end result, boneless, toothless. eyeless, with long rubbery limbs women had been long blackened tongues. Tongues. he said that we had grown rather accustomed to dum the nght and talking backwards Insteadofaererturnsaround ub up against and slivering and and taking our blows that grabbed0ucking killed the village out one goddamn ndominbuilding at a time, k king killed them all king killed them all. Every single one of them. We ling their lipless horrors and the ones that gnawed at our ankles and Jumped would throw themselves at ended the threat Anonymous 10/01/09(Thu)13 The gravewheat. It mustveDr third session there It mustve been corrupting the people congratulated us on ed warningson sion,though,Tao much On the b one thing, but that stuff was ession, though, he 10/01/09(Thu)13 07 No 6089029 Then we came back. Not to the same campaign, nobody mentioned it again. The DM aracters and had us start out in the same little town we began in before informing us that it is fall lt broken legs. The emaciated, starved corpse of an elf with broken legs Clearly orc work. We proceed and get what to the single darkest moment in the entire history of my gaming 10/01/09(Thu)13 08 No 6089044 pentameter, gibbergsandtheassailantsybeaten defendth luny. The s torches nts, trapped in k, but we proceed th of pacifists, who hadclear animals weaponless and run through, monks rhyming rhythmic mated unnecessary, horrible nnecessneanderings to grapple the buildings The and the frothing babble of Like one long, grand verse, they were in iambic pentamer Anonymous 10/01/09(Thu)13 38 No 6089317 outapieceaspaincredibly l players,Wain flame that he was saying. So when he at were lowering themselve thing imaginable He already destroyed us wit How is this not in the Hall of Fame already?
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Alive, Blade, and Crush: Anonymous 4/25/12 (W No.18858424 2> 18858489 >>18858797 >>18860391 ht redheaded bakers daughter Have a crush on l care about the blacksmith's nde girl to come c Anonymous 04/25/120Wed) 15:51 No. 18858489 [!12 18853569 2 183585 2etB391832e 18C60391 uipment he makes, how to keep our family afloat with the Anonymous 04/25/120Wed) 15:59 No.18858569 [1] nolulz jpg (68 KB, 500x316) igdb google Anonymous 04/25/12Wed) 15:59 No. 18858577 [112 18858501221BBEBS352 1885BST12-188591832 1886039 fathers approva Become tough through hard of anything that can k 18858517 t is the most pay me to Anonymous 04/25/12 (W 16:19 No.18858832 [I12>18858853 188588712 188588842-18858905 18858906 2-18858911 2213858671 S pass. The ng dungeons by myself, slaying myth Know enough of the I meet an awkward the Lich's His face I remember the sto Chosen One The Lich is visibly shocked, but h Anonymous (Wed 33 N 18859000 F5 ing like the FIST OF THE MOTHERFUCKIN NORTH STAR! 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(498 KB, 252x200) Anonymous 04/2S/12 17:50 No. 188601966 [1] Auck Leah 1 pg (117 KB, 576x711) Kdbgoogle FUCK YEAH Anonymous 04/25/12IVVed 17:59 No.18860209 (!1 Anonymous 04/2512 Wed 18:03 No. 18360274 Yes captcha, it has 4 04125 120Wed)18:06No.18860313 No reaction image can describe that prose File: 346195305999 2 KB, 360x360, Door jpg) Anonymous 08/28/12 (T 9:08 No.20512042 Be gangly-limbed teenage blacksmith Sweet on a blond-haired neighbor girl Takes years, but as you enter your early twenties she finally accepts your proposal and you become e Days later, the Oracle of the Azure Orb comes to your tiny village and informs her that she is the Chosen One, destined to wield the Blade of Eternal Endings and bring peace for ten generations, and must leave on an adventure with a ragtag bunch of misfits to save the world from an Ancient Evil You offer to come, you're pretty good with a hammer, but he tells you that your place is here, forging for her the Ultimate Armor You hear rumors of her adventures in far off lands, fighting the unbeatable foes, bearing the unbearable sorrows, and running where the brave dare not go She defeats the Ancient Evil without your help Spend all of your money to go to the capital and see her during her Victory Parade The king announces that she'll be marrying one of her sidekicks, a bumbling wizard, he's so wacky, and that the two of them will succeed him on the throne She looks across the crowd and your eyes meet She doesn't even recognize you home and marry overweight redheaded daughter of a baker, who loves you but you do not love her back Die of gangrene at 35, the last thing you see is the armor your beloved never needed Peasant General. Discuss being peasants, my fellow commoners. The baker's daughter (x-post from /r/DnD)
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Alive, Bad, and Bones: Anonymous 04/11/15 (Sat) 03:28:59 No. 89067 ees 9081 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play Skeleton Star >Novice necromancer submits a spell to the DM >DM "It's poorly written but whatever. You can use it As is the na of a fucking weirdo the necromancer goes off by himself to perform his degeneracy >A successful summoning >Roll to control it >The skeleton sorcerer summoned an additional skeleton sorcerer minion >Nervouslaughter.jpg by everyone at the table Roll to banish another fail each of ske ummon another sorcerer, 1 per skeleton sorcerer on Sorce >Necromancer "oh god, this is getting bad m gonna need some help an inn across the way necromancer runs for help. DM runs the calculations n the time it took for him to get the party from the inn the skeletons have reproduced There are now over 16000 skeletons and they e continuing to multiply exponentia oh god >"Tha...That's too many skeletons guys, we need a high level NPC! DM, how many more skeletons can be created?" >DM- According to the spell submitted by Drenokan, the s no limit FUCK! >The party bails from the town. The screams of the townsfolk can be heard in the distance as the skeletons continue to multiply. Everyone smacks Drenokan in the back of the head as they go >As they run a tower of skeletons emerges from the horizon as the dawn breaks Party arrives at a port town as a wave of skeletons builds in the forest behind them, Skeletons now tumbling over one another summoning more skeletons as they fall as skeletons summoning skeletons summoning skeletons summoning skeletons summon yet more skeletons we'll take a boat and just head off to another continent, problem solved guys et's get out of here DM's narration is perfect As the boat departs skeletons are just beginning to tumble onto the docks. The panicked screams of the townsfolk generate an eerie melody as a precession of percussion drifts through the air. An untold number of bones clattering together herald the end of Swiftwater, the small port town at the western edge of the continent of Edhyak. Edhyak, known for it's bustling cities and vibrant merchant commerce was thus buried beneath a mountain of bones n the coming hours millions die in this bonocolpylse, their bones merely acting as a foundation for yet more bones to follow >Mackleroy, merchant character in the party is livd. He's real big into world building and he'd spent a month with the DM developing this place and it basically became a barren bone wasteland a matter of 6 or 7 turns Mackleroy "Okay, can we restart already? This is getting stupid" DM "No, Not until we finish the story. Boat is filled with weeping people lamenting their forsaken homes. Mackleroy is considering tossing Drenokan overboard. Other party members a actually trying to critically think things through "How can we stem this tide of undead?" "ma yhaps we can draw them into the void captain of ship calls out "Gods alive! Protect us! Thar be skeletons head n our wa >DM narrates further "In the distance wave of skeletons roll across the horizon cutting the sea in twain. The rattle of their bones has become a deafening roar. The ship breaks out into a panic. People a screaming, crying, jumping overboard; complete pandemonium. The boat gets swept up in this skeleton tide. Skeletons appear from thin air tumbling onto the boat as they do >The party is fighting off skeletons on the boat a sea of skeletons The wave of skeletons gradually continues to overtake the boat and soon the boat itself is adrift in this sea of skeletons. Party takes turns fighting off the skeletons. Frantically making saving rolls that never hit 20 for some kind of divine intervention. At one point our sorcerer tries to reason them "PLEASE, STAHP NO MORE! nothing >DM ervenes "There a countless skeletons now. Even if you could cut down one mi on with a single swing you'd never be able to overtake their ability to reproduce. This continues for a while longer and then...they reach a critical mass. The weight of the skeletons becomes so great that the combined mass crushes the innermost portions of the planet. The gene on of gravity from the skeletons' ever ncreasing mass sucks them into a void of density instantly killing anyone left on the planet who wasn't already dead... or a skeleton. This starts chain reaction with fuels the creation of a new star A s born of death. The cries of many are lost to a burning blaze in the aether. Some say you can still hear the rattling of bones echoing around this star Tongue in cheek. This short campaign is affectionately referred to in our group as "Mr Bone's wild ride Are you ready for Mr. Bones' Wild Ride?
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