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![Bad, Bad Boys, and Christmas: HELI'S KITCHEN MOVME CUB XMAS SPECIAL
MUN
ou ARE MOST ToUBLESOME
FOR A SECURITY GUARD
ㄧㄋ
EEENH! SORRY, HANS,
WRONG GUESS.
Wouw You IKE TO ão FOR
OUBLE JEOPARTY,WHERE THE
SCORES CAN REALLY CHANGE?
CWHOA, THESE THINGS ARE
REALLY BAD FOR You
THEN WHO ARE You?
[INDIANA JONES THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
WHEWE
JUST A FLY IN THE
OINTMENT, HANS.
ER
PSHUU
THE MONKEY
KLIK
TTER
WHAT IS IT YOU WANT, MARY?
WHAT DO YOU WANT? DO YOU
WANT THE MOON?
JUST SAY THE WORD AND
I'LL THROW A LASSO AROUND
T AND PULL IT DOWN
HEY. THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA.
I'LL GIVE YOU THE MOON, MARY.
I'LL TAKE IT.
THEN WHAT, GEORGE?
SNIFE
WELL, THEN YOU CAN SWALLOWIT
AND IT'LL ALL DISSOLVE, SEE.
AND THE MOONBEAMS WOULD SHOOT
OUT OF YOUR FINGERS AND YOUR TOES
AND THE ENDS OF YOUR HAIR...
AM I TALKING TOO MUCH?
YES! WHY DON'T YOU KISS HER,
INSTEAD OF TALKING HER TO DEATH?
HKMC is a work of satire by Dave Acosta (@davedrawsgood), Dee Cunniffe (@deezoid) & Alex de Campi (@alexdecampi).
All characters (c) Marvel Comics.
Next episode: Death Wish. Or maybe Predator. Dunno.
No for real, The Thin Man is "clearly" the best Xmas movie. William Powell is a comedy genius. (If you like Nick & Nora, check out My Man
Godfrey, another brillant Powell screwball that has the greatest and by greatest we mean most fucked-up- meetcute of all time.)
There's a period in one's young adulthood where it's deeply uncool to like A Wonderful Life. Sentimentality! Ugh, gross. Then you get older,
and messages of hope seem a lot more necessary than before. Also, Jimmy Stewart is funny as hell. Not just his delivery, but his physical
business between lines? #Goals. Stewart has been in a lot of great films Capra's so current it hurt Mr Smith Frex but if you like nors, dig
up the under-appreciated Preminger classic, Anatomy of a Murder. Duke Ellington wrote&performed the score! Anyway: Happy Christmas from
all of us. You are more important than you know, and more loved than you believe. Things will get better, give it time.
alexdecampi:
Hells Kitchen Movie Club Xmas Special! Ho ho ho, motherfuckers! Love from me, @dave-acosta and @deecunniffe
Bucky’s shirt a low-key nod to @buckykingofmemes, who we adore
Previously in Hell: cover image // 01 // 02 // 03 // Xmas // 04 // 05 // 06 // That time the Punisher’s creator gave us a thumbs-up // twitter // insta
HOW did I get a shoutout in this A YEAR AGO and never knew about it?? This series is excellent! Look at that drowsy Bucky!](https://pics.me.me/thumb_helis-kitchen-movme-cub-xmas-special-mun-ou-are-most-38364752.png)
Blackpeopletwitter, Hoe, and Police: Globalnews.ca
lobel@globalnews
Remember the former Dallas cop who
said she mistakenly went to an
unarmed black neighbour's
apartment, rather than her own, and
shot him dead?
She's JUst been indicted on a murder
charge
Ex-Dallas police officer Amber Guyger indicted
for murder in black man's death
globalnews.ca
Hasta Luego hoe! (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
Hasta Luego hoe! (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
Memes, Abortion, and Murder: Murder is just post-birth abortion
kommandant
All you have to do is think via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2DOAryn
All you have to do is think via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2DOAryn
Memes, Shakespeare, and Genius: "R' is among the
most menacing of
sounds. That's why
they call it 'murder
and not 'mukduk'."
- lago, Act II, Scene IlI
#iago #play: Othello #shakespeare
#incorrect shakespeare #Hall of Fame
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shakespeare is so smart what a genius such an amazing observation what a legend 😔😍
shakespeare is so smart what a genius such an amazing observation what a legend 😔😍
Memes, Shit, and Best: Jarod
@Djahrod
why do women cry when angry?
Imoh Umoren
@lmohUmoren
Because they realize it is illegal to
murder you...and that shit is frustrating
I know I say this a lot, but @BestMemes actually has the best memes 😂👌
I know I say this a lot, but @BestMemes actually has the best memes 😂👌
Dad, Jim Carrey, and Pussy: Jim Carrey
@JimCarrey
Wow...sorry I rattled your chain,
@TedCruz. I thought you would
have more important things to do
two days before an election-like
sucking up to the guy who called
your wife ugly and accused your
dad of murder. But l get it! It's hard
to say no when Trump grabs ya by
the pussy!
2018-11-05, 9:03 PM
46.9K Retweets 208K Likes
#JimCarrey not so happy with #TedCruz 👀🤣😳 @worldstar #WSHH
#JimCarrey not so happy with #TedCruz 👀🤣😳 @worldstar #WSHH
Memes, Time, and Socialist: > Socialist country collapses into
a nightmare of oppression,
murder, and misery.
Other Socialists;
NEXT TIME IT WILL BE FLAWLESS!
(GC) Hope as many socialists lose tonight as possible
(GC) Hope as many socialists lose tonight as possible
Anaconda, Billboard, and Memes: RAPPER YOUNG GREATNESS KILLED
IN SHOOTING AT NEW
ORLEANS WAFFLE HOUSE
According to Billboard, Emerging rapper Young Greatness was reportedly fatally shot early Monday (Oct. 29) morning in his hometown of New Orleans, according to CBS affiliate WWL-TV. The shootout allegedly took place at approximately 1:35 a.m. outside the Elysian Fields Avenue Waffle House in Louisiana, NOPD said. Greatness, born Theodore Jones, was reportedly pronounced dead upon law enforcement's arrival to the scene. The Cash Money Records signee is best known for his 2015 single "Moolah," which peaked at No. 85 on the Billboard Hot 100 in May 2016, while Jones was still a member of the Quality Control roster. He was 34 years old. Police are still gathering evidence regarding potential suspects for Jones' murder. If you have any information regarding the homicide, please reach out to detective Brett Mathes, who can be contacted at 504-658-5300. RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm 🙏🏼
According to Billboard, Emerging rapper Young Greatness was reportedly fatally shot early Monday (Oct. 29) morning in his hometown of New Or...
Ass, Be Like, and Memes: Niggas: "free my brother"
Me:" what he get locked for"
Niggas: murder and rape"
They be like : Free my nigga Ty he ain’t do nothing but Arm Robbery, 6 counts of battery, eat ass on a Tuesday with no Bib, J walking, unpaid Parking tickets, trespassing and bumping Russ.
They be like : Free my nigga Ty he ain’t do nothing but Arm Robbery, 6 counts of battery, eat ass on a Tuesday with no Bib, J walking, unpai...
America, Memes, and Helen Keller: Twenty years after openly gay student Matthew Shephard was tied to a fence and left for dead, his ashes were interred in Washington National Cathedral. He joins around 220 Americans interred in the capital's cathedral, including former US President Woodrow Wilson and Helen Keller. The service was conducted by the first openly gay Episcopal bishop, Gene Robinson. Tap the link in our bio 👆to see how Matthew's murder changed America. 🌈 lgbtq🌈 loveislove matthewshepard bbcnews
Twenty years after openly gay student Matthew Shephard was tied to a fence and left for dead, his ashes were interred in Washington National...
Chucky, Memes, and Hell: allie
thholyghost
how did chucky manage to murder so
many people??? just pick him up and
yeet him in the bin. he's a doll
Post 1369: y the hELL arent u following @kalesaladquotes yet
Post 1369: y the hELL arent u following @kalesaladquotes yet
American Horror Story, Memes, and American: FX PRESENTS
AMERICAN
HORROR
STORY
ON
Tonight! We return to Murder House. AHSapocalypse MurderHouse
Tonight! We return to Murder House. AHSapocalypse MurderHouse
![Lawyer, Humans of Tumblr, and Murder: Jon
@ArfMeasures
[court]
LAWYER: Did u kill him?
ME: No
L: You know what the punishment
is for committing perjury?
ME [lips on the mic] Much less
than murder
3/16/16, 4:30 PM](https://pics.me.me/thumb_jon-arfmeasures-court-lawyer-did-u-kill-him-me-no-36973756.png)
Bae, Fall, and Funny: I wanna go to a pumpkin
patch. Watch Horror Movie:s
Drink hot cocoa and murder
someone.
You know, Fall shit.
Is that too much to ask @1foxybitch 😂😂follow my bae @1foxybitch @1foxybitch
Is that too much to ask @1foxybitch 😂😂follow my bae @1foxybitch @1foxybitch
