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Dude, Food, and Fucking: KO 9:42 PM Do you ever take girls on dates? Yeah i been on dates. Not the typical dress up eat, movies type of dates but like other types of dates that involves fun Like lazertag, roller skating, the zoo, aquarium, a picnic after a hike. Idk some memorable shit not just movies or dinner Thats not the kind of woman i am. For the first date I wanna communicate so I would say we both dress up in something casual eat dinner at an expensive restaurant like Maestros or something Thats some boujie shit lol Maestros for the first date? Lol why only expensive restaurants? Why not the Cheesecake Factory or something? Ionly eat at expensive restaurants lolnothing more nothing less thats just my standard and the man must always treat So if a dude took you to Texas Roadhouse or like Outback or something you wouldn't be grateful for that Um no. Personally i would eat the food entertain him for the night until he takes me home then block his number. Cant be fucking with no broke man You gotta be joking Delivered No im actually very serious Subject Stitch It <p><a href="https://internetdumpsterfires.tumblr.com/post/176111862552/going-on-dates-just-for-the-free-expensive-food" class="tumblr_blog">internetdumpsterfires</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Going on dates just for the free “expensive” food. About as trashy as it gets.</p></blockquote> <p>I would just like to point out that Cheesecake Factory is expensive as fuck at least as far as I’m concerned. If that’s too broke for this girl, Heaven help her.</p>
House, Naked, and Living: My daughter's doll house. Baby naked on the living room floor and mom is passed out in the kitchen again.

My daughter's doll house. Baby naked on the living room floor and mom is passed out in the kitchen again.

Advice, Ass, and Definitely: Jake Paul @jakepaul Gun Reform changes we need in my opinion. 1. be at least 21 to buy a gun 2. Go through a 6 month minimum course (similar to a drivers license course) 3. Professional Mental Heath evaluation 4. Ban Gun shows now! 5. 30 day wait period after purchase to receive firearm 7:23 PM - Mar 12, 2018 11.6K 3329 people are talking about this jakepaul # . Follow New York, New York PC. LOVED 714,805 likes jakepaul NYC was lit made a song with Gucci Mane @laflare1017 (coming soon) had some BIG business meetings, got tatted with my boy @imanthonytruj met a ton of Jake Paulers, ate some bagels, & much more. In Miami now & Italy soon so until next time New York Jake Paul/Instagram) <p><a href="https://definitely-not-a-spy.tumblr.com/post/171877680887/libertarirynn-because-if-im-going-to-take-advice" class="tumblr_blog">definitely-not-a-spy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171877587934/because-if-im-going-to-take-advice-on-gun-control" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Because if I’m going to take advice on gun control from anyone, it’s definitely going to be a professionally obnoxious daily vlogger with an ugly ass rifle tattooed on his thigh.</p></blockquote> <p>While this is a definite Ad Hominem attack, I have to say I agree. </p><p>I don’t trust Jake Paul, the Paul brothers just do whatever it takes to stay relevant and topical in peoples minds. And if that means talking about gun control or causing controversy, you can bet they’re already doing it.</p></blockquote> <blockquote> ad ho·mi·nem ˌad ˈhämənəm/Submit adverb &amp; adjective <p>1. (of an argument or reaction) directed against a person rather than the position they are maintaining.</p></blockquote> There was no ad hominem attack here. Just a statement of fact that the person making the suggestions is a trashy vlogger. It’s not an “argument” against his points because these are barely points, just regurgitated buzzwords he probably read on Twitter and repeated because his followers would think it sounded cool. Actual arguments against these suggestions have been made countless times, not that Jake is interested in knowing what the hell he’s talking about.
Energy, Fuck You, and Fucking: O 63% 08:42 charmcitywire.com I'm All In On This Guy Selling Energy Drinks Filled With Crystal Meth And Gasoline Out Of His Tree Fort Humor, News_May 6, 2015 at 2:24 pm by Zach ENERO DRINK NERGY Boone County Sheriff's Office 72-year-old Jasper June, of Boone County, West Virginia was arrested on charges of making and selling his homemade energy drinks containing meth out of his tree fort. (A fucking tree fort, how great is this guy)? When police showed up, they found June wearing an adult diaper and browsing through an Arabic porno magazine. Police tested 25 00 AT&T 08:43 o 63%! charmcitywire.com bottles of his energy drink, each of which contained meth. Police discovered June's practice after several high school girls had to be hospitalized for internal bleeding after consuming the drinks. This is what June had to say about the drinks: They're just energy drinks like Rockstar or Monster. It's not meth in there. It's just lemonade, caffeine, sugar and a couple drops of gasoline. I swear to God I didn't put meth in there." He then back tracked and went with this version: "Okay,Iput just a little meth in there to get them addicted and keep customers coming back. I know they'll all testify against me so let me make something else clear: I pissed in every bottle." Well if there's one thing we know, it's that these energy drinks are gonna work. Nothing will get you jacked up like a little meth, gasoline, and human urine. Bottom line is when you buy a product, you 08:43 O 63% charmcitywire.com want it to work. And if these little high school bitches want to run and be narks after purchasing a quality working energy drink for the bargain price of only 20 bucks, then I have no words. Plus, if you're them, and you see this guy, selling this drink, and you still buy it, that's on you. I just love everything about Jasper June and his retail business. He read pornos in a foreign language while wearing his diaper, and when police ask about his product, he is adamant that there Is no meth in there, only gasoline. And then whern forced to confess, he throws a big fuck you in there and tells everyone these girls drank his piss too lcing on the cake. PS- How perfect is this guy's name and where he's from? Jasper June from Boone County, West Virginia selling meth out of his tree fort Follow @zachhagerman Via Share: Tweet Like 551 Author: Zach Tree Fort Piss and Meth Energy Drinks for 20.00. Takers?