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Cats, Dogs, and Funny: Bu/no dain nae the a hne how many dogs does it take votone ives ahead ot us to change a lightbulb? sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? sorry, but I don't see a light bulb. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. ◆ Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there... Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? Rottweiler: Make me. ◆ Boxer: Who cares?! can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can 1? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeze please, please, please Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry ◆ The Cat's Answer: Dogs do not change ligh to take advantage of the German Shepherd: I'lI change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make I'll just pop it in while I'm sure I haven't missed bouncing off the walls any, and make just one and furniture. more perimeter patrol to Old English Sheep e see that no one has tried Dog: Light bulb? I'm situation. Jack Russell Terrier: bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I carn expect some light, some dinner, and a massage? 28 July 9, 2011 Funny

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Fire, Love, and Taken: 4951 themselves there results a sense of what has already taken place, what is now going on and what is to ensue. It mus not be claimed that anyone can sense time by tself apart from the movement of things or their restful immobility MATTER AND SPACE Again, when men say it is a fact that Helen was ravished or the Trojans were conquered, do not let anyone drive you to the admission that any such event is independently of any object, on the ground that the generations of men of whom these events were accidents have been swept away by the irrevocable lapse of time. For we could put it that whatever has taken pl icular tract of earth or IE occupied. If there had beeu no matte place in which things could happen spar f Tyndareus' daugh breast of Pn Paris light itiless war; no Wooden roy, would have set the towers love kindled by the tha dazzling blaze Lir liun lame g e midnight issue of Greeks from its womb themsel you sho place i e s y see that events cannot be said to be by nse as space. Rather them s accidents f matter, or of the like which Material objects are of inds, atoms and compounds o atoms preserved indefinitely &their absolute solidity. Admittedly, it is buildings, as do anuts and oth The atoms themselves car lot be swamped by any force, for they are hard to believe t anything ca i solid. The ligh ist that is absolutely the y penetrates closed in the fire, and hot rocks are cracked untempered scorching. Hard gold is softened and melted hea bronze, ice-like, is liquefied by flame piercing cold seep through silver, sin e feel oth alike an
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Bitch, Children, and Girls: CHAPTER THIRTY SIX. He changed course, running at Bellatrix rather than Voldemort but before he had gone a few steps he was knocked sideways. NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH! Mrs. Weasley threw off her cloak as she ran, freeing her arms Bellatrix spun on the spot, roaring with laughter at the sight of her new challenger "OUT OF MY WAY!" shouted Mrs. Weasley to the three girls, and with a swipe of her wand she began to duel. Harry watched with terror and elation as Molly Weasley's wand slashed and twirled, and Bellatrix Lestrange's smile faltered and became a snarl. Jets of ligh flew from both wands, the floor around the witches' feet became hot and cracked; both women were fighting to kill. No!" Mrs. Weasley cried as a few students ran forward, trying to come to her aid. "Get back! Get back! She is mine!" Hundreds of people now lined the walls, watching the two fights Voldemort and his three opponents, Bellatrix and Molly, and Harry stood, invisible, torn between both, wanting to attack and yet t protect, unable to be sure that he would not hit the innocent. "What will happen to your children when I've killed you?" taunte Bellatrix, as mad as her master, capering as Molly's curses dances around her. "When Mummy's gone the same way as Freddie?" You-willnever-touch-our-children-aga screamed Mrs. Weasley hilarated laugh her cousin Siriu Hitler hated this site too MUGGLENET MEMES.COM <p>Mrs. Weasley is such a badass. <a href="http://ift.tt/1w8dJUa">http://ift.tt/1w8dJUa</a></p>
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Bitch, Children, and Girls: CHAPTER THIRTY SIX. He changed course, running at Bellatrix rather than Voldemort but before he had gone a few steps he was knocked sideways. NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH! Mrs. Weasley threw off her cloak as she ran, freeing her arms Bellatrix spun on the spot, roaring with laughter at the sight of her new challenger "OUT OF MY WAY!" shouted Mrs. Weasley to the three girls, and with a swipe of her wand she began to duel. Harry watched with terror and elation as Molly Weasley's wand slashed and twirled, and Bellatrix Lestrange's smile faltered and became a snarl. Jets of ligh flew from both wands, the floor around the witches' feet became hot and cracked; both women were fighting to kill. No!" Mrs. Weasley cried as a few students ran forward, trying to come to her aid. "Get back! Get back! She is mine!" Hundreds of people now lined the walls, watching the two fights Voldemort and his three opponents, Bellatrix and Molly, and Harry stood, invisible, torn between both, wanting to attack and yet t protect, unable to be sure that he would not hit the innocent. "What will happen to your children when I've killed you?" taunte Bellatrix, as mad as her master, capering as Molly's curses dances around her. "When Mummy's gone the same way as Freddie?" You-willnever-touch-our-children-aga screamed Mrs. Weasley hilarated laugh her cousin Siriu Hitler hated this site too MUGGLENET MEMES.COM <p>Mrs. Weasley is such a badass. <a href="http://ift.tt/1w8dJUa">http://ift.tt/1w8dJUa</a></p>
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