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Smh, Homework, and Back: OffGrid @zerofuks24_7 My child doing homework last night Child: how much is 1/8th? Me: $30 My cuz in the back yelling: $25 if you get it from me Smh.. oh nah 😂🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/ifXLIaywp4

Smh.. oh nah 😂🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/ifXLIaywp4

Bad, Family, and Phone: 2 When my grandfather was young he owned a roadside motel, and my mother used to do work around the motel for the family. The building was old and they had bad pipes, so visits from the plumber were a fairly regular occurrence over there At one point they had a clogged toilet after a guest checked out, so they called the plumber to come and clean it out. The plumber came in with his bag of gear and set to work, but the clog was stubborn After a few tries, he decided he needed to get the snake I don't know if you've ever seen a serious plumbing snake, but the big ones are a sight to behold. This isn't a little crank auger, it's a full-on electrical powered snake with a big motor on the back and a little grabby claw on the end So he fires up the snake and sends the metal coil down into the pipes with the claw closed, figuring whatever's down there he'll just bump it a bit, push it down the pipes until it clears - but this doesn't happen either. Finally, in frustration, he twists the control to open the mechanical claw at the end of the coil, closes it on something, throws the motor in reverse and starts to pull it back up By now a couple of members of the staff have gathered in the room to try and tigure out what the hell got flushed down the toilet that this giant machine couldn't remove. The motor is really straining you know that sound an electric motor makes when it's working really hard? The whole machine is struggling to pull whatever this is back up through the pipes and into the roonm Finally, after an extended wait, the object is slowly dragged, sopping wet, out of the toilet bowl - and it's a shower curtain, The staff is dumbfounded. They're trying to figure out how this could have happened. It would be weird enough if the guest had ripped the shower curtain down and flushed it down the toilet, but the shower curtain in the room is still there. It would be even weirder if the guest had brought their own shower curtain to the motel and tried to flush it down the toilet, but it's clearly one of their shower curtains. Did they try and steal the shower curtain, leave with it, then feel guilty and come back only to find that the shower curtain had already been replaced, and then flush the shower curtain down the toilet to hide the evidence? While they're discussing this, the room phone rings The person on the other end is screaming, hysterical, so it takes a few minutes for them to figure out that it's the housekeeper who was cleaning the rooms. After a few moments, the manage to get the story out of her: The snake had missed the clog entirely. Rather than spiraling down into the plumbing where it was intended to go, it had wound its way into the central line, and then back up the pipes in the room next door. It spiraled its way up, out the toilet bowl, and then started flailing wildly around the next-door bathroom like a Lovecraftian nightmare made of steel, knocking things off of shelves and clattering furiously around the room. Then, while the hapless housekeeper watched in horror, a metal claw opened on the end of it and snagged the shower curtain, ripped it off the bar ring-by-ring, spun it around the room until it was coiled tightly around the cable, and dragged it back down into the toilet bowl The actual clog was never found 10980 Because a shower curtain would really go through the pipes like that

Because a shower curtain would really go through the pipes like that

Weird, Planets, and Brace Yourselves: @blvey if this week has been weird to you brace yourselves bc its only about to get weirder. 6 planets are about to be in retrograde. SIX.

Friends, Love, and Who: People who defend your name when you are not around are the most loyal friends you could ever get. I Love Myself Do Pou?

Dank, Fall, and 🤖: My ideal morning: I wake up, get out of bed, get into another bigger bed that is warmer and softer, and fall asleep

Bruh, Lmao, and Pop: Space Force recruiter: The Army promised you a charger? Lmao bruh the Space Force can get you a Gundam... @pop smoke_official Sign me the fuck up

Sign me the fuck up

Dank, Bible, and 🤖: LAD BIBLE Get yoursen down Smart Cuts He paid a tenner for this... 😂💈

He paid a tenner for this... 😂💈

America, Bad, and Children: The Conservative Latina @TheConservati19 In America, we take children away from parents that make bad decisions everyday. When someone chooses to break the law they are held accountable, put in jail, & separated from their family. Why do lllegal aliens get to be the exception to the rule. Why do they get a free pass?

Life, Too Much, and You: Sometimes you need to know your place in someone's life because you might get hurt if you expect too much. ELATIONSW ILES

Ass, Homie, and Memes: PlaThanos @SavinTheBees When you're ordering pizza and your broke homie says "get wings too" so you look at his broke ass and get the wings because that's your homie. Homies take care of each other. https://t.co/STOmQJRXZq

https://t.co/STOmQJRXZq

Social Media, Apps, and Mom: connor @connorhannigan4 No mom l didn't wake up at noon. I woke at 11 and scrolled through all apps in my social media folder for an hour, then I decided to get out of bed Accurate 😂💯 https://t.co/HtgdqrD3U4

Accurate 😂💯 https://t.co/HtgdqrD3U4

Crime, Jail, and Memes: ILLEGAL' ALIENS SEPARATED FROM KIDS for DUMMIES eid TIHTS 1. Entering the U.S. without permission is a crime. - 1st time is a misdemeanor. 2nd time is a felony! 2. When 'Immigrants or Americans' get busted committing a crime, they go to jail! 3. 'Immigrants or Americans' are separated from their kids when they're in jail! 4. Having kids is not a 'get out of jail free" card! 5. Those being separated at the border are the ones busted for having crossed into the U.S. ILLEGALLY! SIMPLE! NO CRIME NO SEPARATION!

Memes, North Korea, and Trump: DON'T UNDERESTIMATE PRESIDENT TRUMP "HE'LL NEVER BEAT HILLARY!" ..AND THEN HE DID. "HE'LL NEVER PASS TAX REFORM!" .AND THEN HE DID. "HE'LL NEVER GET 3% GROWTH!" .AND THEN HE DID. "HE'LL NEVER MOVE THE EMBASSY! AND THEN HE OID "HE'LL NEVER BRING NORTH KOREA TO THE TABLE!" ..AND THEN HE DID. STARTING TO SEE A PATTERN?? Yes!

Yes!

Memes, American, and 🤖: TODAY'S ILLEGALS TOMORROW'S DEMOCRATS Democrats can't get what they want from American voters so they're importing new voters.

Democrats can't get what they want from American voters so they're importing new voters.

Soccer, Argentina, and Messi: 8.0.C GEAR U &GET Messi carrying all the hopes of Argentina like... #ARGCRO https://t.co/SZtEgb6yeI

Messi carrying all the hopes of Argentina like... #ARGCRO https://t.co/SZtEgb6yeI

College, Dad, and Funny: steph @StephKinmon Follow yeah mickey mouse is cool and all, but can we talk about goofy for a sec?? he was a SINGLE DAD who raised his son, and wher he lost his job he went back to college so he could get a job to support his son. that mouse has nothing on this dog. Goofy = GOAT https://t.co/w8zNujJpiW

Goofy = GOAT https://t.co/w8zNujJpiW

Dank, Food, and Munchies: @munchies Two kids get locked in supermarket overnight, eat ungodly amount of food bit.ly/2i5U6Qo Derrick @ayosworldd It hurts to see other people living out your dream

Dank, 🤖, and This: 4 THE GOBOAT THE KNOw We could get into plenty of trouble with this.

We could get into plenty of trouble with this.

Batman, Funny, and Joker: get you a man who looks at you the way batman looked at joker while he was dangling over an incinerator

Gemini, Pull Out, and Bullshit: It's a Gemini Thing ZodiacThing.com Geminis get entertained by compulsive liars. They enjoy questioning them to see how much bullshit they can actually pull out. GEMINI (May 21 to June 21)

Yo, Capricorn, and Common: yo Capricorn get infuriated by a lack of common sense. thecapricornlife.com

Ass, Dank, and Homie: When you're ordering pizza and your broke homie says "get wings too" so you look at his broke ass and get the wings because that's your homie Homies take care of each other. 😂😂

😂😂

Ass, Homie, and Pizza: When you're ordering pizza and your broke homie says "get wings too" so you look at his broke ass and get the wings because that's your homie. Homies take care of each other. The worst type! 😂

The worst type! 😂

College, Dad, and Dank: steph @StephKinmon Follow yeah mickey mouse is cool and all, but can we talk about goofy for a sec?? he was a SINGLE DAD who raised his son, and when he lost his job he went back to college so he could get a job to support his son. that mouse has nothing on this dog

Alive, Bad, and Fashion: REMEMBERING LEON WHITE I was preparing to fly out to Denver for an episode of Monday Night Raw in October, 2016 when my wife called to tell me that Leon White had left a few messages on my answering machine. I figured he must have wanted to get together while WWE was in town, and got on my flight, thinking I would catch up with him the next day – that we would grab lunch before the show, or he could come backstage and hang out with some of the guys. But that next day, my wife asked me again to call him, telling me of the urgency in his voice, and how it seemed very important. As it turned out, Leon wasn’t calling me to have lunch, catch up, or to hang out backstage. He was calling me as a friend, telling me that he had been diagnosed with congestive heart failure, and had been given two years to live. On Monday night, one year and eight months after telling me of his diagnosis, Leon White passed away, leaving behind him a loving son, a legacy as one of the very best big men to ever grace the ring (the very best, in my opinion) and a great mystery as to why one of the biggest drawing cards of his era has yet to be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. No matter how many times I talked with Leon, the conversation would eventually turn to the Hall of Fame, and I would constantly tell him that no one or no thing, not even his absence from the WWE Hall of Fame could take away from what he had accomplished around the world. He was quite simply one of the biggest stars our business has ever known. He worked hard. He worked injured. He brought out the very best in so many people he faced – including me. On a worldwide basis he was so much bigger and meant so much more to our business than so many people who have gone on to receive far more accolades - including me, including just about everyone. A few years ago, I was honored to be asked by Leon to write the forward for his book. I did my very best to come up with something that was worthy of the man and his body of outstanding work. I said a lot of the things I really felt needed to be said at that time – and probably need to be repeated now, more than ever. FOREWARD: by Mick Foley I had a unique problem in the spring of 1993 for which there was really only one solution. I had become a babyface - a good guy for Ted Turner's World Championship Wrestling (WCW) - a few months earlier, and things were going fairly well with one exception; it was difficult for me to get sympathy from the fans. As a heel, a bad guy, I'd been portrayed as a guy who thrived on pain, maybe even liked it - which helped create a very interesting wrestling villain persona. It did not, however, make for a terribly sympathetic portrait as a good guy. I requested a meeting with WCW booker Dusty Rhodes, and together we came up with a plan to combat the sympathy problem. Quite simply, I would wrestle Vader. Two matches, twenty stitches, a broken nose, and a memorable ambulance ride later, my sympathy problem was a thing of the past. Vader had cured it. It was almost impossible not to feel a sense of sympathy for an opponent of Leon White during his career as Vader. To me, he was the most believable, most talented "monster" wrestler of his generation. No one was better at being the immovable object, that inpenetrable wall than Leon White. Eventually - if you worked hard enough, and if it was in the interest of doing business - the object would move and the wall would crumble in spectacular fashion. But if you were his opponent, he'd make damn sure that you were the very best irresistible force you could possibly be - or he'd eat you alive. The price you paid to be the best you could be against Vader was high - but the rewards for going places you didn't know you could go, until he helped you get there, were even higher. Every year fans wonder if Leon and White will finally be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame, and every year, most of those HOF slots are filled by wrestlers who didn't draw a fraction of the money, or contribute to the wrestling business on nearly the level that Leon White/Vader did. I'm not belittling the importance of the WWE Hall of Fame. Indeed, being inducted was one of the personal highlights of my career. But the selection process is more than a little subjective in nature. In the event that he continues to be overlooked, let me put forth my criteria for which Leon White should not only be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame, but be considered one of the greatest, most influential wrestlers of his generation. 1) He drew more money, with a wider variety of opponents, for different promotions, on a global basis, than just about any of his contemporaries. Basically, until WWE tried to fix something that wasn't broken, Vader was money everywhere he went. 2) He brought out the best in his opponents. Vader "paid it forward" by bringing out the very best in some of the greatest stars of his time, and of all time. 3) His matches stand the test of time. No matter what trends the business may go through, Vader's believable brawling, combined with his impressive athleticism will never go out of style. 4) He was able to turn a 6'4, 300 pound maniac with a love for pain into a sympathetic underdog. Who's the man? Leon White was, and always will be. Rest in peace, my friend.

$Alive, Bad, and Fashion: REMEMBERING LEON WHITE I was preparing to fly out to Denver for an episode of Monday Night Raw in October, 2016 when my wife called to tell me that Leon White had left a few messages on my answering machine. I figured he must have wanted to get together while WWE was in town, and got on my flight, thinking I would catch up with him the next day – that we would grab lunch before the show, or he could come backstage and hang out with some of the guys. But that next day, my wife asked me again to call him, telling me of the urgency in his voice, and how it seemed very important. As it turned out, Leon wasn’t calling me to have lunch, catch up, or to hang out backstage. He was calling me as a friend, telling me that he had been diagnosed with congestive heart failure, and had been given two years to live. On Monday night, one year and eight months after telling me of his diagnosis, Leon White passed away, leaving behind him a loving son, a legacy as one of the very best big men to ever grace the ring (the very best, in my opinion) and a great mystery as to why one of the biggest drawing cards of his era has yet to be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. No matter how many times I talked with Leon, the conversation would eventually turn to the Hall of Fame, and I would constantly tell him that no one or no thing, not even his absence from the WWE Hall of Fame could take away from what he had accomplished around the world. He was quite simply one of the biggest stars our business has ever known. He worked hard. He worked injured. He brought out the very best in so many people he faced – including me. On a worldwide basis he was so much bigger and meant so much more to our business than so many people who have gone on to receive far more accolades - including me, including just about everyone. A few years ago, I was honored to be asked by Leon to write the forward for his book. I did my very best to come up with something that was worthy of the man and his body of outstanding work. I said a lot of the things I really felt needed to be said at that time – and probably need to be repeated now, more than ever. FOREWARD: by Mick Foley I had a unique problem in the spring of 1993 for which there was really only one solution. I had become a babyface - a good guy for Ted Turner's World Championship Wrestling (WCW) - a few months earlier, and things were going fairly well with one exception; it was difficult for me to get sympathy from the fans. As a heel, a bad guy, I'd been portrayed as a guy who thrived on pain, maybe even liked it - which helped create a very interesting wrestling villain persona. It did not, however, make for a terribly sympathetic portrait as a good guy. I requested a meeting with WCW booker Dusty Rhodes, and together we came up with a plan to combat the sympathy problem. Quite simply, I would wrestle Vader. Two matches, twenty stitches, a broken nose, and a memorable ambulance ride later, my sympathy problem was a thing of the past. Vader had cured it. It was almost impossible not to feel a sense of sympathy for an opponent of Leon White during his career as Vader. To me, he was the most believable, most talented "monster" wrestler of his generation. No one was better at being the immovable object, that inpenetrable wall than Leon White. Eventually - if you worked hard enough, and if it was in the interest of doing business - the object would move and the wall would crumble in spectacular fashion. But if you were his opponent, he'd make damn sure that you were the very best irresistible force you could possibly be - or he'd eat you alive. The price you paid to be the best you could be against Vader was high - but the rewards for going places you didn't know you could go, until he helped you get there, were even higher. Every year fans wonder if Leon and White will finally be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame, and every year, most of those HOF slots are filled by wrestlers who didn't draw a fraction of the money, or contribute to the wrestling business on nearly the level that Leon White/Vader did. I'm not belittling the importance of the WWE Hall of Fame. Indeed, being inducted was one of the personal highlights of my career. But the selection process is more than a little subjective in nature. In the event that he continues to be overlooked, let me put forth my criteria for which Leon White should not only be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame, but be considered one of the greatest, most influential wrestlers of his generation. 1) He drew more money, with a wider variety of opponents, for different promotions, on a global basis, than just about any of his contemporaries. Basically, until WWE tried to fix something that wasn't broken, Vader was money everywhere he went. 2) He brought out the best in his opponents. Vader "paid it forward" by bringing out the very best in some of the greatest stars of his time, and of all time. 3) His matches stand the test of time. No matter what trends the business may go through, Vader's believable brawling, combined with his impressive athleticism will never go out of style. 4) He was able to turn a 6'4, 300 pound maniac with a love for pain into a sympathetic underdog. Who's the man? Leon White was, and always will be. Rest in peace, my friend.$