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Bodies , Logic, and Newman: BUTOTHINKOSEE A PROBLEM ALREADY unaffiliatedpangolin: siryouarebeingmocked: alaija: cisnowflake: weaponizedhorse: nunyabizni: eric-coldfire: simon-newman: jeepsarmitage: doomy: occupy-democrats: mstar1960: occupy-democrats: Imagine wanting to spend billions on something so easily circumvented. I guess lefties think that illegal aliens can walk on water. Wow, you’re right. There’s a huge flaw in my post, I forgot that humans have no way to get across water. Thanks for pointing that out, I’ll get right on deleting this. Gay Mexicans on boats… This isn’t even covering planes Considering how many people from Cuba have died trying to cover the 40 miles from there to the US I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that this would wind up having a higher mortality rate than that. ^^ plus where are all these people getting boats from We also have much better boats that could stop their boats. Well Australia doesn’t have a problem with people walking here, so bodies of water must be somewhat effective at preventing illegal immigration. Those waters are already patrolled. It’s just a perfect solution fallacy (nirvana fallacy) with added snark. The exact high standards of logic I’d expect from occupy-dems. Also, doesn’t O-D support gun control to stop shootings? https://occupy-democrats.tumblr.com/tagged/gun-control Yes, yes they do. Each one of those lines is hundreds of miles long. And the Coast Guard exists. OK but… Ya’ll realize that lots of people do still successfully make it to shore on homemade rafts and shit right? “The Coast Guard exists”, so do border patrol agents. Shockingly they don’t stop everybody.
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Apple, Dude, and Fucking: od-kahane-chai The goddamn Apple Store is so fucking trendy these motherfuckers don't even use cash registers anymore. Like holy shit why would I ever want to wait in line to pay for my immensely overpriced lightning bolt-to-usb cable, when l can wander around aimlessly looking for the one bearded top knot in the grey shirt who happens to have a card reader attached to his free iPhone 6? Literally fucking walked up a dude and was like 'Yo where's the till?' And guy looks at me straight in the fucking face and says, 'Oh well, there should be one or two people walking around on either side of the store who can process your payment.' ALL OF YOU DRESS EXACTLY THE SAME! Am I supposed to accost every single goddamn one of you until I finally find the one goddamn fucking anthropomorphisized Mac Computer who is willing to let me pay for this shit? And when I finally find the dude and let him tap his shit against the box that l'm trying to purchase, of course he gives me the smuggest fucking smile l've ever seen on a human face and asks, 'Would you like to use Apple Pay?' Like GOOD LORD can we please just take a step outside of your möbius fucking circle jerk and let me hand you fifteen pounds in cash? Cash money? Real fucking physical fucking tender? No it's okay, I don't need a fucking receipt What, you mean you're going to print me a real receipt? A physical receipt that I can carry in my pocket? You're not gonna beam it to my fucking wrist? You're not going to send it via dropbox to an undisclosed fucking IP Address where I have to complete a CAPTCHA and accept your terms and conditions for the one millionth time in order to check that, yes, I did just spend £20 pounds and 45 minutes on a thin wire made of plastic and metal that's gonna break in a month anyway? 1 JUST DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PLANET ANYMORE The future, its not for everyone
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Girls, Life, and Phone: 0 The recent release of a certain mobile app unleashed a torrent of anonymous sexual liasions 리어 An underground movement evolved quickly, The use of in-game lures at a special place and time let other players know a real life side quest had starte Players in the know, scrambled qickly to the lure to avoid sloppy seconds, or 10ths は At first only the most hardcore of players took part in this sort of behaviou 25. The release of a tradin feature changed the game in drastic ways.. PRISM BLUSH.COM <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doxydoo.tumblr.com/post/148434128335" target="_blank">doxydoo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Pokemon GO exploded in the West and about a week later it did the same in Japan (where I am currently). It’s kind of shocking to see people walking around in their PJ’s at 3 am looking for pokemon or a group of girls wandering down dark paths at night doing the same. Which is basically the idea of this short little comic. My phone can’t actually play the game and I’m not in the market to buy one right now so I have to sit it out for a bit.</p> <p>Enjoy this shit show.</p> <p> <a href="https://twitter.com/doxyonta" target="_blank">Twitter</a><br/><a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.patreon.com%2Fdoxydoo%3Fty%3Dh&amp;t=OGViNGUxMDlmNTcwOWZkYWZhNzcwM2YxZTZmMWNiMDNhYTI3ODU2MCxmelJXdVFubw%3D%3D" target="_blank">Patreon</a> <br/><a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fprismblush.com%2F&amp;t=OTMxYjdhZGRjMjhmNTdhNmVkNDYwZmNiZmM0ZmQ1YmUyZTg1NzI1NyxTRXBmZW9YcA%3D%3D" target="_blank">PrismBlush</a> <br/></p> </blockquote>
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Alive, Being Alone, and Bones: imiplicit Demand For Proof Fall Away The Pantaloon Addict With A Pen 1) I know you're not a liar I don't want to fall, fall away. I don't want to fal, fall away I will keep the lights on in this place Cause I dont want to fall, fall away Hello, We haven't talked in quite some time I know, I haven't been the best, of sons. Hello, Ive been traveling in the desert of my mind, And I haven't found a drop of life. I haven't found a drop of you I haven't found & drop. t haven't found a drop of water Water Your grandpa died, when you were nine, And I know you oould set fire this day Go ahead and make me look away. say he had lost his mind. Yonu learned, way too soon, Strike me down, I am calling your lightning You should never trust the Pantaloon. Down from your Go abead and show me your Now, It's your turn, to to be alone, Plnd a wife and build yourself& home You have learned, way too soon, That your dad is now the Pantaloon. ahorus) I disguise and I will lie, And I will take my precious time, Rain down, and destroy me. (verse 2) I am simply very perplexed by your ways. As the days melt as I stand in line I try desperately to run through the sand as I Hold the water in the palm of my hand Cause its all that I have and its all that I need and the, The waves of the water mean nothing to me But I try my best in all that I can to, Hold tightly on to what's left in my hand But no matter how, how tightly I will strain The sand will slow me down and the water will drain. I'm just betng dramatic, in fact And I die as I wait as I walt on my orime, And Ill try to delay what you make of my life, But I don't want your way, I want mine, You are tired, you are hurt. A moth ate through your favorite shirt. Why wouid you let us use your name? and I'm trying but betieve me I'm fine, t I'm lying, I'm so very far from fine And all your friends fertilize, The ground you walk (chorus) Loope your mind L, I can feel the pull begin, Peel my conscience wearing thin And my skin, will start. He's peen too many stare doWns Between the aun and the moon in the morning atr, how He used to huntle all the people walking through the fairgrounds, He's been around so long, he's changed his meaning of a chair now Beoause a chair now Is like a uny island in the ses of all the people, Who glide acroes the very aurface thbat made his bones feeble. The end oan't come soon enough but is it too soon? Either way he oan't deny, he is the Pantaloon. at it aguin, To up and fall apart. Wha's addicted to the As it blows me back and (ahorus) Bind leas, spineless, and pretend Of course I'll be here again. 8ee you tomorrow but its tbe end, Of today, end of my ways, As a walking denial, my trial waa filed, As a crazy suicidal head oase Every time I feel selfish ambition is taking my vision, My crime la my sentenoe, repentance is taking commiasion, It's taking a toll on my soul, I'm screaming submiosion, And, I don't know if I am dying or living Cause I will save face for name's sake, abuse grace, Take aim to obtain a new name and a new plaoe, But my name is larme, I cant walk and I ain't the same, And my name beoarme & new destiny to the grave But you specialize in You hear me screaming And I'm lying here just crying, So wash me with your water (verne 3) You like to aleep alone, it's oolder than you know Cause your akin is so, used to colder bones It'a warmer in the morning, than whas it is at night Your bones are held together by your nightmares and your (chorus) (x2) (chorua) Friend, Please March To The Sea (verse 1) I feel for you but when did you believe you were alone. There's miles of land in front of us And we're dying with every step we talke, breath we make, And I'I fall in line. You say that spiders cziwled inesde and made themselves a home. Wer dyingwith evearyrs A stranger's back is all i see, And I'll look left and right sometimes, But I'll fall in line. And no one looks up anymore, Where light once was He's only a few feet in front of Potrifted of who you are and who you have become. You will hide from everyone, denying you need someone, To exterminate your bones (chorus) Priend, please remove your hands from Over your eyes for me I know you want to leave but Priend, please don't take your life away from me. Cause you might got, a raindrop in your eye, And heaven forbid they see you ory, As we fall in line. And about this time of every year, The line will go to the ocean pier And walk right off into the sea, And then we fall asleep. (verse 2) Laving like a ghost you walle by everyone you know You say that you're fine but you have lost your sway and glow 8o I stopped by to let you know And as we near the end of land And our ooean graves are just the Band I ask mysolf the question why, I fall in line And then out of the corner of my eye I aee a spaceship in the slky, (chorus) And hear a voice inside my head, "Pollow me instead" (bridge) And then the wages of war will start, Inside my head with my counterpart, And the emotionless marchers will ohant the phrase, Would you let me know your plans tonight Cause I just won't let go tal we both pee the light. And I have nothing else left to Bay But I will listen to you all day, yes I will. This line's the only wa And then I start down the sand, My eyes are focused on the end of land, But again the voice inside my head, Says "follow me instead" (ahorus) Take me up, Beal the door Idon't want to march here anymore I realize that this line is dead So I'll follow you instead. 8o then you put me back in my place So I might start another And once again I will be, In a march to the sea. 0 He stays home from work this time. He never really I don' fall slow like I used to, I fall straight down, But the muffs on your ears will cater your fears You're But now he's just watching the back ofhis eyes. And I just don't say what you want to hear But they lie when they blame it on the times. And I don't believe in talking just to breathe, Open the slits in your face and start your day You don't have much time to make your slits look alright I want to fall inside your ghoet, And flll up every hole inside my Sometime we will die and sonetimes we will ly away Either way you're by my side until my dying days, I want to crack the door so I can just fall out. You reached in the back and buckled up your heart And if I'm not there and I'm far away I said, Look in the mirror and ask your soul if you're alright. Don't be afraid, I eaid don't be afraid, We're going home It was a little dark so he held a makeshit toroh I want to strip myself of breath, A breathless plece of death I've He crept in her room and stayed there for the night We pick songs to sing, remind us of things that no body oares And honestly we're probably more suiaidal than ever now If you decide to live by, what you think's wrong and what's right, Your weeping will oreep in head and you'll cry We can tate a part our very heart and the light will set you free, So the hearse ran out of gas, the passenger person grabbed a map And the driver inside devised a new route to save the past, And checked his watoh and grabbed a cab, A beautifully planned taxi cab, the cab, Had a cleared out back and two men started to unpack. Driving once again and now this time there were three men, And then I heard one of them say, "I know the night will turn to grey, I know the stars will start to fade when all the darkness fades away, We had to steal him from his fate so he could see another day". And then I aracked open my box, someone must have picked the lock, A little light revealed the spot, where my inger nails had fought, Then I pushed to open more, pushing up againat the door, Then I sat up off the floor and found the breath I was searching for. There they were, three men up front All I saw were backs of heads, And then I asked If I'm alive and well, or am I dreaming dead. Then one turned around to say And time will fly by and the sky will cry as light is fading we repeat the same routine as we will please Please think about why you can't sleep in the evening But for now you told me to hold this jar And when I looked inside I saw it held your heart, And please don't be afraid of what your soul is really thinking Your soul knows good and evil, your soul knows both sides And it's time you pick your battle, and I promise you this is popcandy: from Reddit: a lyric book for self-titled originally sold at concerts back in 2010
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