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80s, Memes, and Jeep: Jeep Gigi Buffon has been team-mates with players born in six different decades... 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s & 00s

Gigi Buffon has been team-mates with players born in six different decades... 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s

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80s, Memes, and 2000s: 1999 2009 Comment the decade you were born in! (80s, 90s, 2000s) πŸ”₯πŸ‘‰ Follow @codmemesftw for more!

Comment the decade you were born in! (80s, 90s, 2000s) πŸ”₯πŸ‘‰ Follow @codmemesftw for more!

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80s, Ass, and Best Buy: I've never seen a cat sit like this before... mashlove Hold up Bruh now when I was out last night, I seen a new style that struck me as sexy but slightly out there and then I seen it again and I dare say, could this be a trend for 2017? Here it go: low slung ripped jeans, crop top, and then instead of a lil invisible G string, it's one of them 80s-90s-style G strings where the side strings go alllllllll the way up above the jeans and above the waist and hips so all u see is the black strings poking out high above the waist of the jeans. Now I ain't seen this silhouette of bikini bottom since the days of 2 Live Crew album covers at Best Buy with the sticker on them over the pic of the woman's booty so u gotta pay $15.99 just to see what was under the sticker (all of you 2000s babies don't laugh - those were desperate times - the risks we took to see half a booty cheek or blurred titty Bruh u wouldn't imagine πŸ˜•πŸ˜‚). In any event, is this the new wave? Is this how y'all gonna tantalize us now? Are y'all gonna complete the 90s look with big Yves Saint Laurent sunglasses, teased-tousled big ass gelled hairdos, a machine gun, and six inch heels? And Ice T in the background looking like your drunk, crazy uncle who came back from jail after a 20 year bid with a perm and creased jeans? Are y'all just tryina telegraph that u at a Bulls game but just in case Drake likes your pic during the game and invites u to a pool party saying his jet is waiting for u, u gon be ready for whatever in your 90s-style black high-stringed bikini bottom? Shout to u ladies Bruh. Always finding new ways to tantalize. I'M BY NO MEANS SAYING WOMEN WERE PLACED ON THIS EARTH SOLELY TO TANTALIZE MEN - WOMEN ARE BRILLIANT (smarter than men) CREATURES. YALL JUST HAPPEN TO KEEP FINDING NEW WAYS TO TANTALIZE TF OUT OF US. STOP PRETENDING OTHERWISE. BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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80s, Apparently, and Asian: daface "Well, my dad was a big porn producer and director in the 70s-90s. It made him a ton of money but he blew it all gambling. There was always his porn movies and boxes out at his house. Don't know if it affected me.lturned out pretty normal sexually. did find out Ron Jeremy had sex in my kitchen. So there's that." W360: "I have a hard time watching porn, because every once in a while my Dad will pop up Imagine that, it is pretty weird." kialkialkrocodial My father was not a porn star, but was an executive at a company who produced a films in the 80s/90s. He got drunk one night when lwas in college and started showing me all the autographed pictures he had of porn stars. When l was a kid, he used to just tell me he worked for a "company that made low budget movies that you would probably never see Scottishanalysis: "When was in the 7th grade, my friend told me that he saw my mom online, and further investigation showed that my mother was on the "Bang My Wife' series. So my stepdad at the time allowed my mother to perform on another man for his satisfaction. THANKFULLY my friend kept it a secret from other people. We not enough to make an impact I never told my mom and I have a hard time looking at her in the face now. NO I WILL NOT LINK ANY VIDEOS." Kool Walrus: "In ninth grade there was a guy in gym class who's mom was apparently a porn star. He did some pretty weird shit including: giving himself a "nipple piercing" with a safety pin shitting in the locker room shower So anyway, one day he brings in pics of his mom and shows them to the class. Nobody really knew how to react. He ended up getting expelled for somehow ripping a water fountain out of the wall." nakedjedi "My mom is a cam whore. B"ch hogs all the bandwidth." amuuuuu My mother recently became a phone sex line worker. It's kinda funny. Me and my dad are the only people who know about it, and she shares these amazing stories about the guys she talks to. Once she had a guy who wanted her to scream "I clean with Mr. Muscle think he was trolling but l bet someone's into that kinda thing. She says it's pretty fucking great pay and a good laugh, and suggested that l do it too. Hasn't fucked me up at all. My siblings don't even know because they're underage, m sister would tell all her friends and my brother would probably be mortified. Em A kid I was in high school with was notorious because his mom was in porn. Evidently in freshman year he had some friends at his house and they were going through his dad's stuff looking for alcohol. They find his porn stash and decide to watch some porn together because some guys do that l guess?) lt was a VHS and it wasn't rewound, so they started it in the middle. I guess they're all thoroughly enjoying themselves watching this chick from behind. Then the camera pans to the front and they get a square view of the woman's face s the kid's mom. He never lived it down. Not only was his mom in porn, but he'd been spanking the monkey to her. People would see him walking between classes and yell the name of the actor who was in the scene with her (l don't remember the name now. Mike something, l think) When he made the football team someone put up still frames of his mom in other films in the locker room. He transferred schools about halfway through sophomore year because he couldn't deal with the mocking." didshave: The "your mom okes tended to be surprisingly accurate in most cases. giver of nofucks: "My dad was a porn star in the '70s. His genes must run strong, because I have a huge dick, a hairy chest and a sweet mustache. Thanks, d Gentlemen Behold: "When that kid on XBox live tells me he fucked my mom, it's kinda hard to prove he didn't." kingoffools3 "I didn't live with her, I was adopted by my grandfather. However I fucked up when old everyone in elementary school that my mother was a movie star. My parents didn't know how to tell me. I am Asian and l can look at Asian porn is one odd thing about it; the fear is real. don't like hedonistic living as a response to her. Any questions?" Atlantis Luna: "One of my friends found pictures of my sister on some revenge porn site in high school He seemed almost disappointed when I didn't really care. I don't know... She's ever progressing towards fame, it might be a good thing that her nudes were leaked early on. Besides, I don't know what he expected from me, like if anything, it says more about her ex than her, you know?" Latex Band1t "Let's say MILF isn't my favorite category." tee1thousan: "We get alot of pizza dudes and plumbers at my house." Children of Porn Stars
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