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Bad, Carrie Fisher, and Finn: "That's how we're gonna win. Not fighting what we hate. Saving what we love." ROSE TICo, THE LAST JEDI <p><a href="http://matt-ruins-your-shit.tumblr.com/post/174956298156/ask-the-toy-box-matt-ruins-your-shit" class="tumblr_blog">matt-ruins-your-shit</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://ask-the-toy-box.tumblr.com/post/174955526780/matt-ruins-your-shit-starwars-wednesday" class="tumblr_blog">ask-the-toy-box</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://matt-ruins-your-shit.tumblr.com/post/174851616011/starwars-wednesday-wisdom-the-worst-line-in-any" class="tumblr_blog">matt-ruins-your-shit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://starwars.tumblr.com/post/174849006208/wednesday-wisdom" class="tumblr_blog">starwars</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Wednesday Wisdom.</p></blockquote> <p>The worst line in any movie ever</p> </blockquote> <p>She should have hit the big lazer thing instead, better ending.</p> </blockquote> <p>You’re right that would have been a much better ending and the character wouldn’t be as hated. </p><p>1.) She still would have sacrificed herself to save Finn but would have died stopping or stalling the first order instead of dying for literally no reason while almost killing the person she was trying to save. It was like shooting someone to stop them from jumping off a bridge…very stupid.</p><p>2.) We wouldn’t have had to hear that stupid fortune cookie “wisdom” that makes absolutely zero logical sense at all. Neither in the context of the fight between good and evil or in the context of what she did. Fighting what you hate and saving what you love are not only not mutually exclusive but in a fucking war both are a necessity.</p><p>3.) She would have had a moment where she lived up to her sisters heroic example of sacrifice from the beginning of the movie.</p><p>4.) That way it’s not like Rose got Luke killed and endangered the entire resistance just to save Finn. She at least would sacrifice herself instead of others and then dying herself anyway. </p><p>5.) You still could have done the ending with Luke that way as well. Although you should not have killed Luke off in this movie. If their goal was to kill off one of the three older characters in each movie it made way more sense for Leia to die in this one. At this point she’s much less relevant to the plot than Luke who still has more to teach Rey. Now they have to figure out how to kill off Leia now that Carrie Fisher is dead. She died before this was released it would have been easy to edit out her marry poppins moment and do some pickups. Her role in the rest of the movie wasn’t major. And then edit out Luke’s terrible death and used Mark Hamill (who killed it in the movie despite hating the script) in the third movie…and then saved his death for the third. The force presence thing was cool, it killing him from exhaustion is lame. Then that way if the fans are upset there was no Luke lightsaber duel you could do it in the third.</p><p>That’s a much fucking better movie</p></blockquote> <p>Yeah that line just made no sense whatsoever. Your fucking sister died sacrificing herself for a greater cause and that’s exactly what Finn was doing. It’s also what Holdo did and was commended for. Why are you suddenly acting like it’s a bad thing?</p>
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Alive, Being Alone, and Bones: imiplicit Demand For Proof Fall Away The Pantaloon Addict With A Pen 1) I know you're not a liar I don't want to fall, fall away. I don't want to fal, fall away I will keep the lights on in this place Cause I dont want to fall, fall away Hello, We haven't talked in quite some time I know, I haven't been the best, of sons. Hello, Ive been traveling in the desert of my mind, And I haven't found a drop of life. I haven't found a drop of you I haven't found & drop. t haven't found a drop of water Water Your grandpa died, when you were nine, And I know you oould set fire this day Go ahead and make me look away. say he had lost his mind. Yonu learned, way too soon, Strike me down, I am calling your lightning You should never trust the Pantaloon. Down from your Go abead and show me your Now, It's your turn, to to be alone, Plnd a wife and build yourself& home You have learned, way too soon, That your dad is now the Pantaloon. ahorus) I disguise and I will lie, And I will take my precious time, Rain down, and destroy me. (verse 2) I am simply very perplexed by your ways. As the days melt as I stand in line I try desperately to run through the sand as I Hold the water in the palm of my hand Cause its all that I have and its all that I need and the, The waves of the water mean nothing to me But I try my best in all that I can to, Hold tightly on to what's left in my hand But no matter how, how tightly I will strain The sand will slow me down and the water will drain. I'm just betng dramatic, in fact And I die as I wait as I walt on my orime, And Ill try to delay what you make of my life, But I don't want your way, I want mine, You are tired, you are hurt. A moth ate through your favorite shirt. Why wouid you let us use your name? and I'm trying but betieve me I'm fine, t I'm lying, I'm so very far from fine And all your friends fertilize, The ground you walk (chorus) Loope your mind L, I can feel the pull begin, Peel my conscience wearing thin And my skin, will start. He's peen too many stare doWns Between the aun and the moon in the morning atr, how He used to huntle all the people walking through the fairgrounds, He's been around so long, he's changed his meaning of a chair now Beoause a chair now Is like a uny island in the ses of all the people, Who glide acroes the very aurface thbat made his bones feeble. The end oan't come soon enough but is it too soon? Either way he oan't deny, he is the Pantaloon. at it aguin, To up and fall apart. Wha's addicted to the As it blows me back and (ahorus) Bind leas, spineless, and pretend Of course I'll be here again. 8ee you tomorrow but its tbe end, Of today, end of my ways, As a walking denial, my trial waa filed, As a crazy suicidal head oase Every time I feel selfish ambition is taking my vision, My crime la my sentenoe, repentance is taking commiasion, It's taking a toll on my soul, I'm screaming submiosion, And, I don't know if I am dying or living Cause I will save face for name's sake, abuse grace, Take aim to obtain a new name and a new plaoe, But my name is larme, I cant walk and I ain't the same, And my name beoarme & new destiny to the grave But you specialize in You hear me screaming And I'm lying here just crying, So wash me with your water (verne 3) You like to aleep alone, it's oolder than you know Cause your akin is so, used to colder bones It'a warmer in the morning, than whas it is at night Your bones are held together by your nightmares and your (chorus) (x2) (chorua) Friend, Please March To The Sea (verse 1) I feel for you but when did you believe you were alone. There's miles of land in front of us And we're dying with every step we talke, breath we make, And I'I fall in line. You say that spiders cziwled inesde and made themselves a home. Wer dyingwith evearyrs A stranger's back is all i see, And I'll look left and right sometimes, But I'll fall in line. And no one looks up anymore, Where light once was He's only a few feet in front of Potrifted of who you are and who you have become. You will hide from everyone, denying you need someone, To exterminate your bones (chorus) Priend, please remove your hands from Over your eyes for me I know you want to leave but Priend, please don't take your life away from me. Cause you might got, a raindrop in your eye, And heaven forbid they see you ory, As we fall in line. And about this time of every year, The line will go to the ocean pier And walk right off into the sea, And then we fall asleep. (verse 2) Laving like a ghost you walle by everyone you know You say that you're fine but you have lost your sway and glow 8o I stopped by to let you know And as we near the end of land And our ooean graves are just the Band I ask mysolf the question why, I fall in line And then out of the corner of my eye I aee a spaceship in the slky, (chorus) And hear a voice inside my head, "Pollow me instead" (bridge) And then the wages of war will start, Inside my head with my counterpart, And the emotionless marchers will ohant the phrase, Would you let me know your plans tonight Cause I just won't let go tal we both pee the light. And I have nothing else left to Bay But I will listen to you all day, yes I will. This line's the only wa And then I start down the sand, My eyes are focused on the end of land, But again the voice inside my head, Says "follow me instead" (ahorus) Take me up, Beal the door Idon't want to march here anymore I realize that this line is dead So I'll follow you instead. 8o then you put me back in my place So I might start another And once again I will be, In a march to the sea. 0 He stays home from work this time. He never really I don' fall slow like I used to, I fall straight down, But the muffs on your ears will cater your fears You're But now he's just watching the back ofhis eyes. And I just don't say what you want to hear But they lie when they blame it on the times. And I don't believe in talking just to breathe, Open the slits in your face and start your day You don't have much time to make your slits look alright I want to fall inside your ghoet, And flll up every hole inside my Sometime we will die and sonetimes we will ly away Either way you're by my side until my dying days, I want to crack the door so I can just fall out. You reached in the back and buckled up your heart And if I'm not there and I'm far away I said, Look in the mirror and ask your soul if you're alright. Don't be afraid, I eaid don't be afraid, We're going home It was a little dark so he held a makeshit toroh I want to strip myself of breath, A breathless plece of death I've He crept in her room and stayed there for the night We pick songs to sing, remind us of things that no body oares And honestly we're probably more suiaidal than ever now If you decide to live by, what you think's wrong and what's right, Your weeping will oreep in head and you'll cry We can tate a part our very heart and the light will set you free, So the hearse ran out of gas, the passenger person grabbed a map And the driver inside devised a new route to save the past, And checked his watoh and grabbed a cab, A beautifully planned taxi cab, the cab, Had a cleared out back and two men started to unpack. Driving once again and now this time there were three men, And then I heard one of them say, "I know the night will turn to grey, I know the stars will start to fade when all the darkness fades away, We had to steal him from his fate so he could see another day". And then I aracked open my box, someone must have picked the lock, A little light revealed the spot, where my inger nails had fought, Then I pushed to open more, pushing up againat the door, Then I sat up off the floor and found the breath I was searching for. There they were, three men up front All I saw were backs of heads, And then I asked If I'm alive and well, or am I dreaming dead. Then one turned around to say And time will fly by and the sky will cry as light is fading we repeat the same routine as we will please Please think about why you can't sleep in the evening But for now you told me to hold this jar And when I looked inside I saw it held your heart, And please don't be afraid of what your soul is really thinking Your soul knows good and evil, your soul knows both sides And it's time you pick your battle, and I promise you this is popcandy: from Reddit: a lyric book for self-titled originally sold at concerts back in 2010
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4chan, Dancing, and Denny's: LAWFUL GOODNEUTRAL GOODCHAOTIC GOOD LAWFUL NEUTRALTRUE NEUTRALCHAOTIC NEUTRAL Denny's gonna eat my weight in ice cream now because sadness わReply 다 Retweet ★ Favorite Buffer… More 1-53 PM-26 Jun 2014 Scalene LAWFUL EVIL NEUTRAL EVIL CHAOTIC EVIL <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://benepla.tumblr.com/post/102811048516">benepla</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://anotherseanjohnson.tumblr.com/post/102810138968">anotherseanjohnson</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://benepla.tumblr.com/post/102762628936">benepla</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://meettheghost.tumblr.com/post/102761893265">meettheghost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://benepla.tumblr.com/post/102761732596">benepla</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i actually thought really hard about the placement of all of these.</p> <p>for instance, the “tuesday again no problem” dog stands as lawful good because not only is it showing no harm in any way, it inadvertently replaced the annual tuesday reblogs of “hahaha it’s tuesday you fat nasty trash” of sbahj fame with something uninsulting and with a dog</p> <p>meanwhile dennys stands as chaotic evil because it is a Corporate Meme, which has none of the m.o. of making anyone feel anything but compelled to eat at their resturant</p> <p>idk thoughts?</p> </blockquote> <p>superb memery. the good and evil rows are very clear, but would you care to share your thoughts on the neutral row? (also im genuinely curious about that bc this particular meta meme fascinates me beyond belief. we are becoming self aware)</p> </blockquote> <p>right away</p> <p>the zelda cdi king represents youtube poops as a whole, which in effect has become a type of filmmaking. as such, even though youtube poops are bizarre and chaotic in content,  they all have certain rules and trends within themselves, as well as well-used soundclips (mario voice no, the explosion that starts with WHAT THE F-). basically, it is a controlled source of filmmaking. you could have put disney slash fic AMVs here too and it would have made sense.</p> <p>that feel when no gf is a true neutral in it’s truest form. it could be argued in the hayday of 4chan meme comics it was much more  evil, as tfw no gf could be paired with friendzone culture, but it currently stands to do nothing much to shake the modern world. unless tfw no gf gets put onto a school notebook sometime soon, it will probably never exist as someone’s favorite or least favorite meme, yet it has left an impact on us all</p> <p>when your mom come home and make hte spaghetti is chaotic in the ways corporate memes are; you <em>know </em>that “hte” was left as a purposeful typo, the gif was campy and silly to mirror the likes of the dancing baby from meme’s lore. it was a very purposeful meme, and spawned one of the greatest vines of all time, but is otherwise harmless.</p> </blockquote> <p>I really just like the way you describe these things. Please just describe them all, it’ll be awesome.</p> </blockquote> <p>sure!</p> <p>yee stands in neutral good because it’s a time-tested meme concept; the silly, nonsensical video that you don’t need a story to go along with. i always thought of “yee” as a contemporary trololol guy; making little sense even in the context of it’s media, cheaply made, and surprisingly coming to light years after it was made. it’s a classic.</p> <p>he scream at own as … w is chaotic good because, while it makes me hopeful for memes’ future, is also very avant garde and quite unprecedented in it’s rise to power. while it has remained as strange as yee, it came from a tumblr post and two replies – thus, it was not made quite by accident. it was made by people on tumblr, this year, <em>last month, </em>and yet it’s rise to power was strangely organic and not forced.</p> <p>the scalene triangle is lawful evil because, while it is forced, it is simply unfunny. it can’t quite offend anyone because it isn’t funny at all. there is nothing funny about the scalene triangle and there never was. it’s kind of controlled in that way.</p> <p>kermit drinking tea was made for good, but soon found it’s way under misogynystic and homophobic and racist claims, among other things. and become mainstream for people to use for terrible things that “weren’t any of their business”. a horrible story of a meme – coming from a good place but latched to assholes early on.</p> </blockquote>
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Bad, Church, and Definitely: Followin Jewish Red @OhNoShe Twitnt Honestly neither. Women had it pretty shitty in both of those Which book would you rather guide your daughter's life choices? Fifty Shades of Grey HOLY BIBLE E L James New York Tmes Bestseller RETWWEETS FAMORITES 616 828 <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ronswansonismyfather.tumblr.com/post/129101220034">ronswansonismyfather</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nophunintendid.tumblr.com/post/129101043614">nophunintendid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://harpofglory.tumblr.com/post/111354635489">harpofglory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://geekongirl.tumblr.com/post/111339521959">geekongirl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ladytimelordandgingerbreadhouses.tumblr.com/post/111334783986">ladytimelordandgingerbreadhouses</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://christ-be-all-around-me.tumblr.com/post/111332846352">christ-be-all-around-me</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fantastic-nonsense.tumblr.com/post/111253997450">fantastic-nonsense</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://voiceactresskurutta.tumblr.com/post/111232008128">voiceactresskurutta</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://meangreanhare.tumblr.com/post/111230455633">meangreanhare</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slagarthefox.tumblr.com/post/111228824272">slagarthefox</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shroom1up.tumblr.com/post/111226582908">shroom1up</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nashscribblings.tumblr.com/post/111225214753">nashscribblings</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://velocirawesome.tumblr.com/post/111216745100">velocirawesome</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Seriously.</p> </blockquote> <p>Let’s see … one is a book that endorses rape and violence against women.<br/><br/>The other is 50 Shades.<br/><br/></p> </blockquote> <p>are you defending 50 shades?</p> </blockquote> <p>And here we have people that have never read a bible</p> <p>Ephesians 5:33 “However, <b>each one of you also must love his wife as he loves himself</b>, and the wife must respect her husband. “ <br/></p> <p>Colossians 3:18-19 “Wives, be subject to your husbands, as is fitting in the Lord.<b> Husbands, love your wives and do not be embittered against them</b>.” <br/></p> <p>Ephesians 5:22-25 “Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything. <b>Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her.” </b><br/></p> <p>That last one is a little iffy on the submitting part, but aside from that I’m see a whole lot of the lord telling men to respect their wives(and that last one implies being willing to give his life for her)</p> </blockquote> <p>A lot of what it says about women is also contextual with the times.  The church actually brought a lot more gender equality, but at the same time they had to deal with the fact that the repressed lives many women lived made them dependent, and unqualified for leadership positions.</p> </blockquote> <p>There are so many freakin’ powerful women in the Bible too. If you think the Bible is against women then you’re not reading the right book. Ruth refused to abandon her mother-in-law and saved her family line. Rebekah’s cleverness helped Jacob win the better blessing from his father - she orchestrated everything. Freakin’ Rachel stole from her father’s house and got away with it (even though Jacob swore that whoever stole from Laban would be killed) because she freaking just sat on top of everything and was like “oh I’m on my period” so Laban didn’t make her get up and he never found the goods. Rahab’s (who wasn’t even a woman of God) kindness in allowing Joshua’s spies to escape (i.e. live) helped the Israelites conquer Jericho. And don’t even get me started on Esther. She saved <i>all </i>her people, basically reformed the government, and got away with straight-up breaking one of the king’s laws with no consequences. </p> <p>And these are just a few examples. God could’ve chosen to just plant Jesus on earth without being physically born - but he brought his son into the world through a woman whom he deemed holy enough to have the honor. The Bible is full of fantastic ladies - the poor and the royal alike! Are there women who make mistakes? Sure. But there’s plenty of men too. One of the key themes the Bible puts forth is that all people, regardless of gender, class, nationality, whatever, have the capacity in them for both good and evil, success and failure, independence and submission. (Also submission is not inherently a bad thing, our culture just puts a negative spin on it.) So yeah, no, the accusations you hear about women in the Bible are completely false. <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Oh thank god I was about to go DOWN on this post and then you guys did it for me. Bless. </p> <p>Let’s just reel off a couple of names for people, just for fun. Bathsheba’s a fun one to bring up with anyone. Delilah, of Samson fame? Jezebel, literally called “the ruthless queen?” Judith? Miriam, the sister of Moses? For that matter, Tzipporah? And bringing in the Judges for a sec: Deborah anyone?</p> <p>Also, let’s not forget the freaking BAMF that is Queen Esther. Ugh she’s great (and she’s got an entire book of the Bible all to herself). </p> </blockquote> <p>The bible definitely never condones abuse…. Like ever. Jesus commands us to love, so we must love!</p> </blockquote> <p>PREACH IT THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU YOU GO</p> </blockquote> <p>Y’all forgot Jael (the chick who killed the evil king with a tent stake), Lydia (the extremely influential merchat woman), and those three sisters in Leviticus who were like, “bruh, we ain’t got no man round the house, so y’all gotta give us some land of our own.”</p> </blockquote> <p>YAAASSSSSS!</p> </blockquote> <p>Lesson #1 of talking about the bible: READ IT BEFORE YOU BASH IT</p> </blockquote> <p>This post is shitty, but its comments are brilliant.</p> <p>Lesson #1.5 of the Bible- know the context. </p> </blockquote> <p>I&rsquo;m sorry, did one of those early commenters seriously just say the Bible encourages more abuse than 50 shades?</p>
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4chan, Dancing, and Denny's: LAWFUL GOODNEUTRAL GOODCHAOTIC GOOD LAWFUL NEUTRALTRUE NEUTRALCHAOTIC NEUTRAL Denny's gonna eat my weight in ice cream now because sadness わReply 다 Retweet ★ Favorite Buffer… More 1-53 PM-26 Jun 2014 Scalene LAWFUL EVIL NEUTRAL EVIL CHAOTIC EVIL <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://benepla.tumblr.com/post/102762628936/meettheghost-benepla-i-actually-thought" target="_blank">benepla</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://meettheghost.tumblr.com/post/102761893265/benepla-i-actually-thought-really-hard-about" target="_blank">meettheghost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://benepla.tumblr.com/post/102761732596/i-actually-thought-really-hard-about-the-placement" target="_blank">benepla</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i actually thought really hard about the placement of all of these.</p> <p>for instance, the “tuesday again no problem” dog stands as lawful good because not only is it showing no harm in any way, it inadvertently replaced the annual tuesday reblogs of “hahaha it’s tuesday you fat nasty trash” of sbahj fame with something uninsulting and with a dog</p> <p>meanwhile dennys stands as chaotic evil because it is a Corporate Meme, which has none of the m.o. of making anyone feel anything but compelled to eat at their resturant</p> <p>idk thoughts?</p> </blockquote> <p>superb memery. the good and evil rows are very clear, but would you care to share your thoughts on the neutral row? (also im genuinely curious about that bc this particular meta meme fascinates me beyond belief. we are becoming self aware)</p> </blockquote> <p>right away</p> <p>the zelda cdi king represents youtube poops as a whole, which in effect has become a type of filmmaking. as such, even though youtube poops are bizarre and chaotic in content,  they all have certain rules and trends within themselves, as well as well-used soundclips (mario voice no, the explosion that starts with WHAT THE F-). basically, it is a controlled source of filmmaking. you could have put disney slash fic AMVs here too and it would have made sense.</p> <p>that feel when no gf is a true neutral in it’s truest form. it could be argued in the hayday of 4chan meme comics it was much more  evil, as tfw no gf could be paired with friendzone culture, but it currently stands to do nothing much to shake the modern world. unless tfw no gf gets put onto a school notebook sometime soon, it will probably never exist as someone’s favorite or least favorite meme, yet it has left an impact on us all</p> <p>when your mom come home and make hte spaghetti is chaotic in the ways corporate memes are; you <em>know </em>that “hte” was left as a purposeful typo, the gif was campy and silly to mirror the likes of the dancing baby from meme’s lore. it was a very purposeful meme, and spawned one of the greatest vines of all time, but is otherwise harmless.</p> </blockquote>

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