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Books, England, and Funny: thingsorfreedom 3h 2 I don't want my baby to get a vaccine because Jenny McCarthy's book says her son got Autism from the Thimerosal in his MMR vaccine. . Jenny McCarthy is a one time playboy model who wants to sell you her books MMR is a live vaccine and does not contain Thimerosal Thimerosal contains Ethylmercury which clears from your body in a 10 days unlike methylmercury which stays for months and actually causes damage Measles killed 135,000 people in the world THIS YEAR Autism has a strong genetic component with 75% of identical twins both having autism Andrew Wakefield faked the research linking autism to MMR vaccine, lost his license to practice medicine, and made millions helping lawyers sue and selling books. He lives in a mansion in England I went to school for 11 years, spent 10,000 hours studying and just want to make sure your child stays healthy. Quit thinking your 5 minutes of internet research means anything, get over yourself, and vaccinate your damn bab)y 1 2060

Books, England, and Funny: thingsorfreedom 3h
2
I don't want my baby to get a vaccine because Jenny
McCarthy's book says her son got Autism from the
Thimerosal in his MMR vaccine.
. Jenny McCarthy is a one time playboy model who
wants to sell you her books
MMR is a live vaccine and does not contain
Thimerosal
Thimerosal contains Ethylmercury which clears
from your body in a 10 days unlike
methylmercury which stays for months and
actually causes damage
Measles killed 135,000 people in the world THIS
YEAR
Autism has a strong genetic component with 75%
of identical twins both having autism
Andrew Wakefield faked the research linking
autism to MMR vaccine, lost his license to
practice medicine, and made millions helping
lawyers sue and selling books. He lives in a
mansion in England
I went to school for 11 years, spent 10,000 hours
studying and just want to make sure your child stays
healthy. Quit thinking your 5 minutes of internet research
means anything, get over yourself, and vaccinate your
damn bab)y
1 2060

Books, England, and Funny: thingsorfreedom 3h
2
I don't want my baby to get a vaccine because Jenny
McCarthy's book says her son got Autism from the
Thimerosal in his MMR vaccine.
. Jenny McCarthy is a one time playboy model who
wants to sell you her books
MMR is a live vaccine and does not contain
Thimerosal
Thimerosal contains Ethylmercury which clears
from your body in a 10 days unlike
methylmercury which stays for months and
actually causes damage
Measles killed 135,000 people in the world THIS
YEAR
Autism has a strong genetic component with 75%
of identical twins both having autism
Andrew Wakefield faked the research linking
autism to MMR vaccine, lost his license to
practice medicine, and made millions helping
lawyers sue and selling books. He lives in a
mansion in England
I went to school for 11 years, spent 10,000 hours
studying and just want to make sure your child stays
healthy. Quit thinking your 5 minutes of internet research
means anything, get over yourself, and vaccinate your
damn bab)y
1 2060

College, Mlb, and Nba: REMINDERS FROM YOUR CHILD: -i'm a KID - It's just a GAME My Coach is a VOLUNTEER - The Officials are HUMAN No College Scholarships will be handed out today - NO NFL, NBA, or MLB SCOUTS will be here today either Thank you and have Fun! LAUDERHILL PARKS AND RECREATION DEPARTMENT Its sad that this needs to be a thing

College, Mlb, and Nba: REMINDERS FROM YOUR CHILD:
-i'm a KID
- It's just a GAME
My Coach is a VOLUNTEER
- The Officials are HUMAN
No College Scholarships will be
handed out today
- NO NFL, NBA, or MLB SCOUTS will
be here today either
Thank you and have Fun!
LAUDERHILL PARKS AND RECREATION DEPARTMENT
Its sad that this needs to be a thing

College, Mlb, and Nba: REMINDERS FROM YOUR CHILD:
-i'm a KID
- It's just a GAME
My Coach is a VOLUNTEER
- The Officials are HUMAN
No College Scholarships will be
handed out today
- NO NFL, NBA, or MLB SCOUTS will
be here today either
Thank you and have Fun!
LAUDERHILL PARKS AND RECREATION DEPARTMENT
Its sad that this needs to be a thing

Its sad that this needs to be a thing

Funny, Lol, and Stfu: eden @blaeneden is your child texting about communism? brb better redistribute bread lol let's OVertnrow landlordsS tbh - take back housing stfu support the factory union tfw - tyranny free workplaces rofl revolution's on for later? btw- bourgeoisie trample workers Millennial propaganda

Funny, Lol, and Stfu: eden
@blaeneden
is your child texting about
communism?
brb better redistribute bread
lol let's OVertnrow landlordsS
tbh - take back housing
stfu support the factory union
tfw - tyranny free workplaces
rofl revolution's on for later?
btw- bourgeoisie trample workers
Millennial propaganda

Funny, Lol, and Stfu: eden
@blaeneden
is your child texting about
communism?
brb better redistribute bread
lol let's OVertnrow landlordsS
tbh - take back housing
stfu support the factory union
tfw - tyranny free workplaces
rofl revolution's on for later?
btw- bourgeoisie trample workers
Millennial propaganda

Head, Memes, and Zombie: Mommy, Why Did You Shoot Daddy in the Head? Helping Your Child Understand the Zombie Apocalypse Various old memes

Head, Memes, and Zombie: Mommy, Why Did You Shoot
Daddy in the Head?
Helping Your Child Understand the Zombie Apocalypse
Various old memes

Head, Memes, and Zombie: Mommy, Why Did You Shoot
Daddy in the Head?
Helping Your Child Understand the Zombie Apocalypse
Various old memes

Various old memes

Lmao, Lol, and Love: jillian dradzynski @jillianallyce Is your child texting about @olivegarden? Here's a quick guide to find out OG: Olive Garden LMAO: love me an olive LOL: lots of lasagna ROFL: ravioli or flavorful linguine BRB: breadsticks rock, bro WTF: where's the fettuccine SIFU: some tiramisu for us Seriously though, breadsticks do rock. 🥖

Lmao, Lol, and Love: jillian dradzynski
@jillianallyce
Is your child texting about
@olivegarden? Here's a quick guide to
find out
OG: Olive Garden
LMAO: love me an olive
LOL: lots of lasagna
ROFL: ravioli or flavorful linguine
BRB: breadsticks rock, bro
WTF: where's the fettuccine
SIFU: some tiramisu for us
Seriously though, breadsticks do rock. 🥖

Lmao, Lol, and Love: jillian dradzynski
@jillianallyce
Is your child texting about
@olivegarden? Here's a quick guide to
find out
OG: Olive Garden
LMAO: love me an olive
LOL: lots of lasagna
ROFL: ravioli or flavorful linguine
BRB: breadsticks rock, bro
WTF: where's the fettuccine
SIFU: some tiramisu for us
Seriously though, breadsticks do rock. 🥖

Seriously though, breadsticks do rock. 🥖

Pregnant, Sex, and Girl: When your girl is pregnant, but you never had sex. And when your child is born, 3 random niggas, that you have never seen, show up with for the baby. gifts Me irl

Pregnant, Sex, and Girl: When your girl is pregnant, but you
never had sex. And when your child
is born, 3 random niggas, that you
have never seen, show up with
for the baby.
gifts
Me irl

Pregnant, Sex, and Girl: When your girl is pregnant, but you
never had sex. And when your child
is born, 3 random niggas, that you
have never seen, show up with
for the baby.
gifts
Me irl

School, Genius, and Homework: is your child eating cement bread? let him eat its his school homework @freesurrealestate your child is a genius https://t.co/3wvMrQOBEM

School, Genius, and Homework: is your child eating cement bread?
let him eat
its his school homework
@freesurrealestate
your child is a genius https://t.co/3wvMrQOBEM

School, Genius, and Homework: is your child eating cement bread?
let him eat
its his school homework
@freesurrealestate
your child is a genius https://t.co/3wvMrQOBEM

your child is a genius https://t.co/3wvMrQOBEM

Hello, Lmao, and Moms: school: "hello we are calling to inform you that your child- middle school me from my moms phone (D LMAO

Hello, Lmao, and Moms: school: "hello we are calling to inform
you that your child-
middle school me from my moms
phone
(D
LMAO

Hello, Lmao, and Moms: school: "hello we are calling to inform
you that your child-
middle school me from my moms
phone
(D
LMAO

Pool, Sleeping, and Been: When your child has been sleeping in the pool for 3 hours now I'm not seeing enough movement Ill leave him for 8 hours as recommended

Pool, Sleeping, and Been: When your child has been
sleeping in the pool
for 3 hours now
I'm not seeing enough movement
Ill leave him for 8 hours as recommended

Pool, Sleeping, and Been: When your child has been
sleeping in the pool
for 3 hours now
I'm not seeing enough movement
Ill leave him for 8 hours as recommended

Ill leave him for 8 hours as recommended

Hello, Moms, and Phone: school: "hello we are calling to inform you that your child-" middle school me from my moms phone me..

Hello, Moms, and Phone: school: "hello we are calling to inform
you that your child-"
middle school me from my moms
phone
me..

Hello, Moms, and Phone: school: "hello we are calling to inform
you that your child-"
middle school me from my moms
phone
me..

School, Soccer, and Taken: village fetish @botandy totally non-alarming text to receive from child's school We have CANCELLED netball and soccer for today due to the rain. If you are unable to collect your child at home time they will be taken 12:01 Enter message

School, Soccer, and Taken: village fetish
@botandy
totally non-alarming text to receive from
child's school
We have CANCELLED netball
and soccer for today due to the
rain. If you are unable to collect
your child at home time they
will be taken
12:01
Enter message

School, Soccer, and Taken: village fetish
@botandy
totally non-alarming text to receive from
child's school
We have CANCELLED netball
and soccer for today due to the
rain. If you are unable to collect
your child at home time they
will be taken
12:01
Enter message

Clothes, Poop, and Schedule: Diaper Schedule: Time: Result: Who Changed M 0s uet Maddk A LL HANDS N DECK Poop up the back t the hai Me bath* bork Your child needs. diapers wipes change of clothes_other My friend’s kid’s diaper report from daycare faints

Clothes, Poop, and Schedule: Diaper Schedule:
Time:
Result:
Who Changed M
0s uet Maddk
A LL HANDS N DECK
Poop up the back
t the hai
Me
bath*
bork
Your child needs.
diapers
wipes
change of clothes_other
My friend’s kid’s diaper report from daycare faints

Clothes, Poop, and Schedule: Diaper Schedule:
Time:
Result:
Who Changed M
0s uet Maddk
A LL HANDS N DECK
Poop up the back
t the hai
Me
bath*
bork
Your child needs.
diapers
wipes
change of clothes_other
My friend’s kid’s diaper report from daycare faints

My friend’s kid’s diaper report from daycare faints

Clothes, Poop, and Schedule: Diaper Schedule: Time: Result: Who Changed M 0s uet Maddk A LL HANDS N DECK Poop up the back t the hai Me bath* bork Your child needs. diapers wipes change of clothes_other My friend’s kid’s diaper report from daycare *faints*

Clothes, Poop, and Schedule: Diaper Schedule:
Time:
Result:
Who Changed M
0s uet Maddk
A LL HANDS N DECK
Poop up the back
t the hai
Me
bath*
bork
Your child needs.
diapers
wipes
change of clothes_other
My friend’s kid’s diaper report from daycare *faints*

Clothes, Poop, and Schedule: Diaper Schedule:
Time:
Result:
Who Changed M
0s uet Maddk
A LL HANDS N DECK
Poop up the back
t the hai
Me
bath*
bork
Your child needs.
diapers
wipes
change of clothes_other
My friend’s kid’s diaper report from daycare *faints*

My friend’s kid’s diaper report from daycare *faints*

Camel, Photo, and You: Your child is being eaten by a camel. Do you... a) save your child or b) take a photo. Obviously B

Camel, Photo, and You: Your child is being eaten
by a camel.
Do you...
a) save your child or
b) take a photo.
Obviously B

Camel, Photo, and You: Your child is being eaten
by a camel.
Do you...
a) save your child or
b) take a photo.
Obviously B

Obviously B

Bitch, Finance, and Lol: IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT INVESTMENT BANKING? brb Brexit's a bitch smh securitise mortgage housing omgoh my Goldman! rofl rollover financial loans stfu support the finance undergrads lol let's overleverage btw back to work idc = indirect costs stay informed

Bitch, Finance, and Lol: IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT
INVESTMENT BANKING?
brb Brexit's a bitch
smh securitise mortgage housing
omgoh my Goldman!
rofl rollover financial loans
stfu support the finance undergrads
lol let's overleverage
btw back to work
idc = indirect costs
stay informed

Bitch, Finance, and Lol: IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT
INVESTMENT BANKING?
brb Brexit's a bitch
smh securitise mortgage housing
omgoh my Goldman!
rofl rollover financial loans
stfu support the finance undergrads
lol let's overleverage
btw back to work
idc = indirect costs
stay informed

At-St, Children, and Dogs: When my toddler punches my dog, my dog growls at him. How do I stop my dog from growling at my son? Marnie Bell, studied at St Margaret's Anglican Girls' School Updated Fri Upvoted by Erika Wiggins, I trained all of my dogs to Canine Good Companion standards. and Caitie Foster, has 20+ yrs experience living with and learning about dogs. Get rid of it. If it can't follow basic directions by now, that kid is never going to be able to. Take it back to the hospital where you had it and tell them that the child just doesn't fit in to your family. They can arrange for a new home for the kid. ALTERNATIVELY you could teach your toddler to respect the dog. Growling is your warning. It's a VERY clear message that the dog is distressed about something (if your toddler punched me, I'd growl too). Your dog can't talk. Growling and body language is the only way he has to tell you that he's upset. So -Why are you letting the child punch the dog?! What is wrong with you?! You need to teach your child how to be gentle and respectful of your dog. If you don't, and the child's atrocious behavior continues, expect the next time to end in your child being bitten. Theres not much that grinds my gears as much as dogs being put down or labeled 'vicious because of stupid, irresponsible owners. Separate the 2 of them as much as possible until you can be the owner & parent your poor dog deserves. People like this do not deserve to have dogs or children 😡

At-St, Children, and Dogs: When my toddler punches my dog, my dog growls at him.
How do I stop my dog from growling at my son?
Marnie Bell, studied at St Margaret's Anglican Girls' School
Updated Fri Upvoted by Erika Wiggins, I trained all of my dogs to Canine
Good Companion standards. and Caitie Foster, has 20+ yrs experience living
with and learning about dogs.
Get rid of it. If it can't follow basic directions by now, that kid is never going
to be able to. Take it back to the hospital where you had it and tell them that
the child just doesn't fit in to your family. They can arrange for a new home
for the kid.
ALTERNATIVELY you could teach your toddler to respect the dog. Growling
is your warning. It's a VERY clear message that the dog is distressed about
something (if your toddler punched me, I'd growl too). Your dog can't talk.
Growling and body language is the only way he has to tell you that he's
upset.
So -Why are you letting the child punch the dog?! What is wrong with you?!
You need to teach your child how to be gentle and respectful of your dog. If
you don't, and the child's atrocious behavior continues, expect the next
time to end in your child being bitten.
Theres not much that grinds my gears as much as dogs being put down or
labeled 'vicious because of stupid, irresponsible owners. Separate the 2 of
them as much as possible until you can be the owner & parent your poor dog
deserves.
People like this do not deserve to have dogs or children 😡

At-St, Children, and Dogs: When my toddler punches my dog, my dog growls at him.
How do I stop my dog from growling at my son?
Marnie Bell, studied at St Margaret's Anglican Girls' School
Updated Fri Upvoted by Erika Wiggins, I trained all of my dogs to Canine
Good Companion standards. and Caitie Foster, has 20+ yrs experience living
with and learning about dogs.
Get rid of it. If it can't follow basic directions by now, that kid is never going
to be able to. Take it back to the hospital where you had it and tell them that
the child just doesn't fit in to your family. They can arrange for a new home
for the kid.
ALTERNATIVELY you could teach your toddler to respect the dog. Growling
is your warning. It's a VERY clear message that the dog is distressed about
something (if your toddler punched me, I'd growl too). Your dog can't talk.
Growling and body language is the only way he has to tell you that he's
upset.
So -Why are you letting the child punch the dog?! What is wrong with you?!
You need to teach your child how to be gentle and respectful of your dog. If
you don't, and the child's atrocious behavior continues, expect the next
time to end in your child being bitten.
Theres not much that grinds my gears as much as dogs being put down or
labeled 'vicious because of stupid, irresponsible owners. Separate the 2 of
them as much as possible until you can be the owner & parent your poor dog
deserves.
People like this do not deserve to have dogs or children 😡

People like this do not deserve to have dogs or children 😡

Drinking, Memes, and Cross: Jennifer Michelle Greenberg @JennMGreenberg "Uh, Mom?" said my 6 year old. "Look at your child." So l looked, and there, sitting cross legged in a miniature lawn chair, was my 2 year old drinking A1 sauce straight out of the bottle. Post 1915: tag someone you know who would be sitting in a miniature lawn chair and eating a1 sauce out of a bottle

Drinking, Memes, and Cross: Jennifer Michelle Greenberg
@JennMGreenberg
"Uh, Mom?" said my 6 year old. "Look at
your child."
So l looked, and there, sitting cross
legged in a miniature lawn chair, was my
2 year old drinking A1 sauce straight out
of the bottle.
Post 1915: tag someone you know who would be sitting in a miniature lawn chair and eating a1 sauce out of a bottle

Drinking, Memes, and Cross: Jennifer Michelle Greenberg
@JennMGreenberg
"Uh, Mom?" said my 6 year old. "Look at
your child."
So l looked, and there, sitting cross
legged in a miniature lawn chair, was my
2 year old drinking A1 sauce straight out
of the bottle.
Post 1915: tag someone you know who would be sitting in a miniature lawn chair and eating a1 sauce out of a bottle

Post 1915: tag someone you know who would be sitting in a miniature lawn chair and eating a1 sauce out of a bottle

Dank, 🤖, and Got: UNILAD THEIR F When your child throws a tantrum at the airport, but you’ve got a plane to catch… ✈️

Dank, 🤖, and Got: UNILAD
THEIR F
When your child throws a tantrum at the airport, but you’ve got a plane to catch… ✈️

Dank, 🤖, and Got: UNILAD
THEIR F
When your child throws a tantrum at the airport, but you’ve got a plane to catch… ✈️

Driving, Money, and Heart: You and your child are driving late at night along a deserted road. You come across a van full of money with the driver dead from an apparent heart attack. What lesson do you teach your child? $17M 👇🤔

Driving, Money, and Heart: You and your child are driving late at night
along a deserted road. You come across a
van full of money with the driver dead from
an apparent heart attack. What lesson do
you teach your child?
$17M
👇🤔

Driving, Money, and Heart: You and your child are driving late at night
along a deserted road. You come across a
van full of money with the driver dead from
an apparent heart attack. What lesson do
you teach your child?
$17M
👇🤔

👇🤔

Iphone, News, and Twitter: @BajanShvm If your child willingly goes to meet a chicken nugget, then that's just natural selection at this point Imao Daily Mirror @DailyMirror Sick paedophiles are pretending to be chicken nuggets online to lure kids mirror.co.uk/news/ uk-news/f 4:41 PM 1/2/19 Twitter for iPhone 2019: The Year Of Idiocracy Kids

Iphone, News, and Twitter: @BajanShvm
If your child willingly goes to meet a
chicken nugget, then that's just natural
selection at this point Imao
Daily Mirror @DailyMirror
Sick paedophiles are pretending to be chicken
nuggets online to lure kids mirror.co.uk/news/
uk-news/f
4:41 PM 1/2/19 Twitter for iPhone
2019: The Year Of Idiocracy Kids

Iphone, News, and Twitter: @BajanShvm
If your child willingly goes to meet a
chicken nugget, then that's just natural
selection at this point Imao
Daily Mirror @DailyMirror
Sick paedophiles are pretending to be chicken
nuggets online to lure kids mirror.co.uk/news/
uk-news/f
4:41 PM 1/2/19 Twitter for iPhone
2019: The Year Of Idiocracy Kids

Children, Memes, and Wow: They asked her: "How did you persuade your child to read instead of playing with smart devices?!" She said: "Children don't hear us, they imitate us" Wow https://t.co/7BSamQGef7

Children, Memes, and Wow: They asked her: "How did you persuade
your child to read instead of playing with
smart devices?!"
She said: "Children don't hear us, they
imitate us"
Wow https://t.co/7BSamQGef7

Children, Memes, and Wow: They asked her: "How did you persuade
your child to read instead of playing with
smart devices?!"
She said: "Children don't hear us, they
imitate us"
Wow https://t.co/7BSamQGef7

Wow https://t.co/7BSamQGef7

Children, Wow, and How: They asked her: "How did you persuade your child to read instead of playing with smart devices?!" She said: "Children don't hear us, they imitate us" Wow https://t.co/7BSamQGef7

Children, Wow, and How: They asked her: "How did you persuade
your child to read instead of playing with
smart devices?!"
She said: "Children don't hear us, they
imitate us"
Wow https://t.co/7BSamQGef7

Children, Wow, and How: They asked her: "How did you persuade
your child to read instead of playing with
smart devices?!"
She said: "Children don't hear us, they
imitate us"
Wow https://t.co/7BSamQGef7

Wow https://t.co/7BSamQGef7

Pregnant, Sex, and Girl: When vour girl is pregnant, but you never had sex. And when your child is born, 3 random niggas, that you have never seen, show up with gifts for the baby.

Pregnant, Sex, and Girl: When vour girl is pregnant, but you
never had sex. And when your child
is born, 3 random niggas, that you
have never seen, show up with gifts
for the baby.

Pregnant, Sex, and Girl: When vour girl is pregnant, but you
never had sex. And when your child
is born, 3 random niggas, that you
have never seen, show up with gifts
for the baby.

Jesus, Memes, and Jordan: Blaisewell @Blaisewell SATAN: hahaha JESUS: why are you laughing? SATAN: you said this is your child JESUS: who? SATAN: the one reading this JESUS: yes, he is mine SATAN: your child can't even type AMEN JESUS: see my child will type AMEN right now SATAN: OK! mine will ignore and scroll Jordan Shelby @DamnDidHeReally Who sits down and makes these Okay I know I say this a lot but @MEMEZAR is seriously my favorite page rn 😭❤

Jesus, Memes, and Jordan: Blaisewell
@Blaisewell
SATAN: hahaha
JESUS: why are you laughing?
SATAN: you said this is your child
JESUS: who?
SATAN: the one reading this
JESUS: yes, he is mine
SATAN: your child can't even type AMEN
JESUS: see my child will type AMEN right now
SATAN: OK! mine will ignore and scroll
Jordan Shelby
@DamnDidHeReally
Who sits down and makes these
Okay I know I say this a lot but @MEMEZAR is seriously my favorite page rn 😭❤

Jesus, Memes, and Jordan: Blaisewell
@Blaisewell
SATAN: hahaha
JESUS: why are you laughing?
SATAN: you said this is your child
JESUS: who?
SATAN: the one reading this
JESUS: yes, he is mine
SATAN: your child can't even type AMEN
JESUS: see my child will type AMEN right now
SATAN: OK! mine will ignore and scroll
Jordan Shelby
@DamnDidHeReally
Who sits down and makes these
Okay I know I say this a lot but @MEMEZAR is seriously my favorite page rn 😭❤

Okay I know I say this a lot but @MEMEZAR is seriously my favorite page rn 😭❤

Kids, Hell, and Got: Fun idea: Got no kids? Hire a babysitter anyway. Say your kid is asleep upstairs and must not be disturbed. On your return ask where your child is. hats the evilest thingUcanumagine. What the hell Karen, what did you do with my kids?!

Kids, Hell, and Got: Fun idea: Got no kids? Hire a babysitter
anyway. Say your kid is asleep upstairs
and must not be disturbed. On your return
ask where your child is.
hats the evilest thingUcanumagine.
What the hell Karen, what did you do with my kids?!

Kids, Hell, and Got: Fun idea: Got no kids? Hire a babysitter
anyway. Say your kid is asleep upstairs
and must not be disturbed. On your return
ask where your child is.
hats the evilest thingUcanumagine.
What the hell Karen, what did you do with my kids?!

What the hell Karen, what did you do with my kids?!

Friends, The Grinch, and Ups: The UPS Store @TheUPSStore The UPS Store s If your child addresses a letter to the North Pole, you can leave it with us. We do shredding. The Grinch @grinchmovie Did we just become best friends? Finally found a friend.

Friends, The Grinch, and Ups: The UPS Store
@TheUPSStore
The UPS Store s
If your child addresses a letter to the
North Pole, you can leave it with us. We
do shredding.
The Grinch
@grinchmovie
Did we just become best friends?
Finally found a friend.

Friends, The Grinch, and Ups: The UPS Store
@TheUPSStore
The UPS Store s
If your child addresses a letter to the
North Pole, you can leave it with us. We
do shredding.
The Grinch
@grinchmovie
Did we just become best friends?
Finally found a friend.

Finally found a friend.

Bad, Be Like, and Fml: Is Your Child Texting About Programming Languages? What your C++ obsessed teen s texts actually mean omgone more generic wtf - wheres the function fml for my loop idfc indentation doesn't feel correct lol logic on loop aka - abhorrent kafkaesque arithmetio rof right-oriented frame layout imo iteration may overload stfu statically typed feels unwise brb bad recursion brb Js programmers be like: stfu

Bad, Be Like, and Fml: Is Your Child Texting About
Programming Languages?
What your C++ obsessed teen s texts actually mean
omgone more generic
wtf - wheres the function
fml for my loop
idfc indentation doesn't feel correct
lol logic on loop
aka - abhorrent kafkaesque arithmetio
rof right-oriented frame layout
imo iteration may overload
stfu statically typed feels unwise
brb bad recursion brb
Js programmers be like: stfu

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Programming Languages?
What your C++ obsessed teen s texts actually mean
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Always show that support :)

Proud, Strong, and Them: When your child accomplishes
something important to them
You are strong and wise, and I an very proud of you
Always show that support :)

Always show that support :)

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Proud, Strong, and Them: When your child accomplishes something important to them You are strong and wise, and I an very proud of you Always show that support :)

Proud, Strong, and Them: When your child accomplishes
something important to them
You are strong and wise, and I an very proud of you
Always show that support :)

Proud, Strong, and Them: When your child accomplishes
something important to them
You are strong and wise, and I an very proud of you
Always show that support :)

Always show that support :)

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Hello, I Bet, and Tumblr: Admin Yesterday at 21:47
Yesterday when I was at the store with my 16 month
old, the guy in front of me was checking out and says,
"Wow, she is so cognitive. I bet she's 2 1/2 years old."
I say, "No, she's 16 months old."
His response: "Well, she's really advanced for her
age
Me again: "Nope; she's just not vaccinated."
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27 comments
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FurryPornAccount S 6h
You've gotta learn to grow up quickly
when you only have three years to live
Reply 673
bl-00d-y-cry-p-tid:

s41gy0:

Wow. She is so cognitive.

Hello lady I’d just like to tell you how cognitive your child is

Hello, I Bet, and Tumblr: Admin Yesterday at 21:47
Yesterday when I was at the store with my 16 month
old, the guy in front of me was checking out and says,
"Wow, she is so cognitive. I bet she's 2 1/2 years old."
I say, "No, she's 16 months old."
His response: "Well, she's really advanced for her
age
Me again: "Nope; she's just not vaccinated."
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27 comments
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You've gotta learn to grow up quickly
when you only have three years to live
Reply 673
bl-00d-y-cry-p-tid:

s41gy0:

Wow. She is so cognitive.

Hello lady I’d just like to tell you how cognitive your child is

bl-00d-y-cry-p-tid: s41gy0: Wow. She is so cognitive. Hello lady I’d just like to tell you how cognitive your child is

Lit, Squad, and Never: Your child hood was never lit if you never did this with your squad Traduire le Tweet

Lit, Squad, and Never: Your child hood was never lit if you
never did this with your squad
Traduire le Tweet

Lit, Squad, and Never: Your child hood was never lit if you
never did this with your squad
Traduire le Tweet

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Ass, Corgi, and Cute: Stop Using Non-Doggo Language
nstead of
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What breed is your dog
How old is your child
I like your corgi Nice loaf
Look at this dogs
cute ass nose
Boop
@dogpartying
Thank you @dogpartying very cool. Via @dogpartying

Ass, Corgi, and Cute: Stop Using Non-Doggo Language
nstead of
Say:
Dog Tired Doin me a snooze
Whos a good boy Hows a good boy
What breed is your dog
How old is your child
I like your corgi Nice loaf
Look at this dogs
cute ass nose
Boop
@dogpartying
Thank you @dogpartying very cool. Via @dogpartying

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Doctor, Memes, and Jontron: Doctor: the vaccine may cause your child to have a small fever
Antivaxxers:
Sounds like terminal illness to me
Jontron memes are Fantastic!

Doctor, Memes, and Jontron: Doctor: the vaccine may cause your child to have a small fever
Antivaxxers:
Sounds like terminal illness to me
Jontron memes are Fantastic!

Jontron memes are Fantastic!

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School, Take Care, and Him: When your child gets bullied at school so you
give him an AR rifle and tell him to take care of it
Modern problems require modern solutions
Cant go wrong via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2Pl1rqs

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Instagram, Meme, and Memes: alley @Alyssanicolesss I forgot my bfs phone was dead, so when he went to the batnroom l decided to roam around Walmart. About 20 minutes later I hear "Alyssa Stocktor, your child is at register 10".l walk over there and there he is.my boyfriend..sitting there..on the bench..pouting that I left him @pubity was voted ‘best meme account on Instagram’ 😂

Instagram, Meme, and Memes: alley
@Alyssanicolesss
I forgot my bfs phone was dead, so
when he went to the batnroom l
decided to roam around Walmart. About
20 minutes later I hear "Alyssa Stocktor,
your child is at register 10".l walk over
there and there he is.my
boyfriend..sitting there..on the
bench..pouting that I left him
@pubity was voted ‘best meme account on Instagram’ 😂

Instagram, Meme, and Memes: alley
@Alyssanicolesss
I forgot my bfs phone was dead, so
when he went to the batnroom l
decided to roam around Walmart. About
20 minutes later I hear "Alyssa Stocktor,
your child is at register 10".l walk over
there and there he is.my
boyfriend..sitting there..on the
bench..pouting that I left him
@pubity was voted ‘best meme account on Instagram’ 😂

@pubity was voted ‘best meme account on Instagram’ 😂

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Christmas, Dank, and Memes: CHRISTMAS TIP
WRAP EMPTY BOXES AND PUT
THEM UNDER THE TREE
EVERYTIME YOUR CHILD ACTS UP
THROW ONE IN THE FIREPLACE
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What if i ran out of kids?
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4
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Christmas, Dank, and Memes: CHRISTMAS TIP
WRAP EMPTY BOXES AND PUT
THEM UNDER THE TREE
EVERYTIME YOUR CHILD ACTS UP
THROW ONE IN THE FIREPLACE
Caecilia Risanti
What if i ran out of kids?
D
4
danktoday:

Meirl by MemeLord12250
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danktoday: Meirl by MemeLord12250 MORE MEMES

Christmas, Kids, and Tree: CHRISTMAS TIP WRAP EMPTY BOXES AND PUT THEM UNDER THE TREE EVERYTIME YOUR CHILD ACTS UP THROW ONE IN THE FIREPLACE Caecilia Risanti What if i ran out of kids? D 4 Meirl

Christmas, Kids, and Tree: CHRISTMAS TIP
WRAP EMPTY BOXES AND PUT
THEM UNDER THE TREE
EVERYTIME YOUR CHILD ACTS UP
THROW ONE IN THE FIREPLACE
Caecilia Risanti
What if i ran out of kids?
D
4
Meirl

Christmas, Kids, and Tree: CHRISTMAS TIP
WRAP EMPTY BOXES AND PUT
THEM UNDER THE TREE
EVERYTIME YOUR CHILD ACTS UP
THROW ONE IN THE FIREPLACE
Caecilia Risanti
What if i ran out of kids?
D
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Meirl

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Christmas, Kids, and Tree: CHRISTMAS TIP WRAP EMPTY BOXES AND PUT THEM UNDER THE TREE EVERYTIME YOUR CHILD ACTS UP THROW ONE IN THE FIREPLACE Caecilia Risanti What if i ran out of kids? D 4 Meirl

Christmas, Kids, and Tree: CHRISTMAS TIP
WRAP EMPTY BOXES AND PUT
THEM UNDER THE TREE
EVERYTIME YOUR CHILD ACTS UP
THROW ONE IN THE FIREPLACE
Caecilia Risanti
What if i ran out of kids?
D
4
Meirl

Christmas, Kids, and Tree: CHRISTMAS TIP
WRAP EMPTY BOXES AND PUT
THEM UNDER THE TREE
EVERYTIME YOUR CHILD ACTS UP
THROW ONE IN THE FIREPLACE
Caecilia Risanti
What if i ran out of kids?
D
4
Meirl

Meirl

Christmas, Memes, and Kids: CHRISTMAS TIP ,' WRAP EMPTY BOXES AND PUT THEM UNDER THE TREE EVERYTIME YOUR CHILD ACIS UP THROW ONE IN THE FIREPLACE Caecilia Risanti What if i ran out of kids? 1h Like Reply 4 Its the most wonderful time of the year ;) via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2zuc59l

Christmas, Memes, and Kids: CHRISTMAS TIP
,' WRAP EMPTY BOXES AND PUT
THEM UNDER THE TREE
EVERYTIME YOUR CHILD ACIS UP
THROW ONE IN THE FIREPLACE
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1h Like Reply
4
Its the most wonderful time of the year ;) via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2zuc59l

Christmas, Memes, and Kids: CHRISTMAS TIP
,' WRAP EMPTY BOXES AND PUT
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EVERYTIME YOUR CHILD ACIS UP
THROW ONE IN THE FIREPLACE
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Its the most wonderful time of the year ;) via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2zuc59l

Its the most wonderful time of the year ;) via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2zuc59l

Anaconda, Tumblr, and Blog: Fun idea: Not got kids? Hire a babysitter anyway, say kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken. On your return ask where your child is 6:33 PM Aug 25th via web Retweeted by 100+ people GaryDelaney Gary Delaney stupidquestionstoannoypeople: SLPT: A whole new way to have fun with the babysitter

Anaconda, Tumblr, and Blog: Fun idea: Not got kids? Hire a
babysitter anyway, say kid is asleep
upstairs and not to be woken. On your
return ask where your child is
6:33 PM Aug 25th via web
Retweeted by 100+ people
GaryDelaney
Gary Delaney
stupidquestionstoannoypeople:

SLPT: A whole new way to have fun with the babysitter

Anaconda, Tumblr, and Blog: Fun idea: Not got kids? Hire a
babysitter anyway, say kid is asleep
upstairs and not to be woken. On your
return ask where your child is
6:33 PM Aug 25th via web
Retweeted by 100+ people
GaryDelaney
Gary Delaney
stupidquestionstoannoypeople:

SLPT: A whole new way to have fun with the babysitter

stupidquestionstoannoypeople: SLPT: A whole new way to have fun with the babysitter

Anaconda, Tumblr, and Blog: Fun idea: Not got kids? Hire a babysitter anyway, say kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken. On your return ask where your child is 6:33 PM Aug 25th via web Retweeted by 100+ people GaryDelaney Gary Delaney stupidquestionstoannoypeople: SLPT: A whole new way to have fun with the babysitter

Anaconda, Tumblr, and Blog: Fun idea: Not got kids? Hire a
babysitter anyway, say kid is asleep
upstairs and not to be woken. On your
return ask where your child is
6:33 PM Aug 25th via web
Retweeted by 100+ people
GaryDelaney
Gary Delaney
stupidquestionstoannoypeople:

SLPT: A whole new way to have fun with the babysitter

Anaconda, Tumblr, and Blog: Fun idea: Not got kids? Hire a
babysitter anyway, say kid is asleep
upstairs and not to be woken. On your
return ask where your child is
6:33 PM Aug 25th via web
Retweeted by 100+ people
GaryDelaney
Gary Delaney
stupidquestionstoannoypeople:

SLPT: A whole new way to have fun with the babysitter

stupidquestionstoannoypeople: SLPT: A whole new way to have fun with the babysitter

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