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Instagram, Wednesday, and Hot: Chandra Marie Wednesday at 7:40 PM Surviving the Hot comb as a child I'm ready to tell my STORY!! #imavictim 926 S K 16,301 shares ๐—™๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„: @๐—ง๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ฐ_๐—  ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ โ„๏ธ ๐—œ๐—ป๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—บ:@๐—ด๐—น๐—ถ๐˜‡๐˜‡๐˜†๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐Ÿฆ‹

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A Dream, Click, and Fake: Do you want to know something that people don't tell you about being married for a long time? You actually do run out of things to talk about I know you might think I am kidding, but I am being a million percent truthsies over here. As a child, I always wondered what married people talked about, and was assured by many a family member that there were always things to discuss This is a lie. A big, fat one. It's really unfortunate that no one was truthful with me, because here I am with nothing to say and completely unprepared on how to deal. My husband and I go on a weekly date night and after I go into detail about my wild day working from home (I ate a Lean Cuisine, I answered three emails, I found a dollar in the wash), I have nothing. The other day I started to tell my husband about this super interesting thing that had happened, but then I was like, "oh never mind, I'm saving that for our date tonight" and he's like "um, WHAT?" and I was like, "well, when I've got something good I save it for date night so I have something to talk about. It seems like such a waste to spend it on a regular day. So then he thought that was one of the weirdest things he's ever heard about, which I assumed maybe HE already did that too? But he was like, "No, people do not do that." It's like I don't know how to be a person the right way sometimes. Every now and again my husband will ask "did you bake anything today, hon?" and ifI made Crรฉme Bruleรฉ Brownies I say "nope" because I'm hiding them and don't want to share. These fudgy little bites of bliss are covered in a thick vanilla custard that slices up like a dream. A sprinkling of sugar and a run under the broiler gets that caramelized, crackly top. Basically, these are perfect and you need them right now. That is all benepla: kramergate: I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food bloggerโ€™s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake
Arguing, Bless Up, and Dogs: My daughter was nervous around dogs, and then she met this guy. He let her love all over him for 20 minutes and then afterwards, her fear was gone. Thank you, sweet boy, for making her into the dog lover that she is! GIBBS NEW YORKERS ARE WILD FAM ๐Ÿ˜‚. They will argue about anything. Itโ€™s both a sport and a hobby. In the rest of the country people burn calories by wearing a Fitbit and measuring steps. Nah. New Yorkers will just argue with u until they thin ๐Ÿ˜‚. I love it. Iโ€™m not saying they ainโ€™t wonderful people! To the contrary! They be nice as HELL to me! They just love to argue. FOR EXAMPLE. Me: โ€œfam I love getting food off the Halal carts.โ€ NY person: โ€œoh word, son? Oh itโ€™s like THAT my dude? Ayo...Could I ax u a question, son?โ€ *ominous music plays (90s era Mobb Deep)* Me: โ€œsure...(?)โ€ NY person: โ€œayo son...could I ax u what halal cart u go to my dude?โ€ Me: โ€œummm like around Greenwich and Murray...(?)โ€ NY person: โ€œson [pregnant pause] SON ๐Ÿ˜‚. U canโ€™t be serriyiss right now son. Is u wildin my dude? *whispering to friend in NY Yankees cap* son...is this dude wildin?โ€ Friend (quietly): โ€œI mean ... he wildin son.โ€ (Everyone in NY got a yes-man with him who wear a yankee fitted real low and who donโ€™t really argue, he just agree with what his friend say lol.) New York person: โ€œayo u mean...Like up by World Trade?โ€ And Iโ€™m like: โ€œI guess...(?)โ€ NY person: โ€œSON! HOW U AINT KNOW THESE THINGS SON? ๐Ÿ˜‚ U gotta know which halal cart got that GOOD good and which one got that mid grade son! Ayo do me a favor son walk a extra couple blocks to Broadway u see a cart that say โ€œHALAL CHICKEN GYROSโ€ with โ€œONE DOLLAR SAMOSAโ€...UNDA DAT. U ask for Hakeem. Tell him Donnell sent u. Yeah. Donnell from one two fif. U gotta tell him the street because itโ€™s two Donnells. Son he gon hook u up with the FIRE CHICKEN my dude. Quiet as itโ€™s kept? Prime Minister of Pakistan eat at that cart my dude word is bond I seent him. He had mad security around him and Iโ€™m like oh he gotta be a digni-TERRY he ordered chicken biryani with salad son I said ayo get that red sauce too my son and he did my dude it was wild we ate togevva but I donโ€™t tell that story often anyway Iโ€™m not sayin donโ€™t eat at them carts u eat at son! Iโ€™m just sayin...I WOUL-INNT EAT THERE IF I WAS U. BUT U COULD DO WHAT U FEEL. BLESS UP.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ [ALL CREDITS IN COMMENT BELOW.]

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