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pythosart: I see Witcher OCs are cool now, so here’s the inevitable AU content that I squeezed out within minutes of finishing the first episode of the new showThis Lou is a katakan from Toussaint, living in the Northern kingdoms undercover as a tailor. It’s a good gig for them, where they can snack on the down low and make enough cash to keep up a relatively legitimate “human” existence. Good deal! Until someone inevitably gets a Witcher on their scent. : pythosart: I see Witcher OCs are cool now, so here’s the inevitable AU content that I squeezed out within minutes of finishing the first episode of the new showThis Lou is a katakan from Toussaint, living in the Northern kingdoms undercover as a tailor. It’s a good gig for them, where they can snack on the down low and make enough cash to keep up a relatively legitimate “human” existence. Good deal! Until someone inevitably gets a Witcher on their scent.

pythosart:

I see Witcher OCs are cool now, so here’s the inevitable AU content that I squeezed out within minutes of finishing the first episode of the new showThis Lou is a katakan from Toussaint, living in the Northern kingdoms undercover as a tailor. It’s a good gig for them, where they can snack on the down low and make enough cash to keep up a relatively legitimate “human” existence. Good deal! Until someone inevitably gets a Witcher on their scent. : pythosart:

I see Witcher OCs are cool now, so here’s the inevitable AU content that I squeezed out within minutes of finishing the first episode of the new showThis Lou is a katakan from Toussaint, living in the Northern kingdoms undercover as a tailor. It’s a good gig for them, where they can snack on the down low and make enough cash to keep up a relatively legitimate “human” existence. Good deal! Until someone inevitably gets a Witcher on their scent.

pythosart:

I see Witcher OCs are cool now, so here’s the inevitable AU content that I squeezed out within minutes of finishing the first episode of the new showThis Lou is a katakan from Toussaint, living in the Northern kingdoms undercover as a tailor. It’s a good gig for them, where they can snack on the down low and make enough cash to keep up a relatively legitimate “human” existence. Good deal! Until someone inevitably gets a Witcher on their scent. : pythosart:

I see Witcher OCs are cool now, so here’s the inevitable AU content that I squeezed out within minutes of finishing the first episode of the new showThis Lou is a katakan from Toussaint, living in the Northern kingdoms undercover as a tailor. It’s a good gig for them, where they can snack on the down low and make enough cash to keep up a relatively legitimate “human” existence. Good deal! Until someone inevitably gets a Witcher on their scent.

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blusargcnt: “The scent of Cabeswater, all trees after rain, drifted past Adam, and he realized that while he’d been looking at Ronan, Ronan had been looking at him.” ― Blue Lily, Lily Blue : while he'd been looking at Ronan, Ronan had been looking at him. blusargcnt: “The scent of Cabeswater, all trees after rain, drifted past Adam, and he realized that while he’d been looking at Ronan, Ronan had been looking at him.” ― Blue Lily, Lily Blue

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“The scent of Cabeswater, all trees after rain, drifted past Adam, and he realized that while he’d been looking at Ronan, Ronan had been looking at him.”
― Blue Lily, Lily Blue
: while he'd been looking at Ronan,
Ronan had been looking at him.
blusargcnt:

“The scent of Cabeswater, all trees after rain, drifted past Adam, and he realized that while he’d been looking at Ronan, Ronan had been looking at him.”
― Blue Lily, Lily Blue

blusargcnt:

“The scent of Cabeswater, all trees after rain, drifted past Adam, and he realized that while he’d been looking at Ronan, Ronan had been looking at him.”
― Blue Lily, Lily Blue
: while he'd been looking at Ronan,
Ronan had been looking at him.
blusargcnt:

“The scent of Cabeswater, all trees after rain, drifted past Adam, and he realized that while he’d been looking at Ronan, Ronan had been looking at him.”
― Blue Lily, Lily Blue

blusargcnt: “The scent of Cabeswater, all trees after rain, drifted past Adam, and he realized that while he’d been looking at Ronan, Ro...

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feniczoroark: These sound good@randomnightlord : S 6 Awards my roommate saved bacon grease for 6 months in a mason jar i kept asking him what he was gonna use it for and he wouldnt tell me one day i come home from work and the whole apartment smelled like bacon i investigated and found three, very well made candles lit in the living room. he comes out of the bathroom and announces that i cant smell his shit because he made BACON CANDLES so we just smelled like bacon for months edit: 1. i dont know how he made them, but they were for sure handmade by an amateur not store-bought so i know he did it 2. they smelled exactly like bacon. not burnt grease, not old food, just exactly like bacon. like fucking EXACTLY. it was nuts. 3. it did cover up bad smells in the apartment ENTIRELY. it also covered good smells. and neutral smells. there was no other scent in that apartment than bacon. i cant stress this enough, i could stick my face in my gym shoes BACON or i could take a big dump BACON or spray febreeze BACON open a window BACON it got to the point that outside air smelled funny. i later realized that it didnt smell weird outside, i was simply smelling the ABSENCE OF BACON feniczoroark: These sound good@randomnightlord

feniczoroark:

These sound good@randomnightlord : S 6 Awards
my roommate saved bacon grease for 6 months
in a mason jar
i kept asking him what he was gonna use it for
and he wouldnt tell me
one day i come home from work and the whole
apartment smelled like bacon
i investigated and found three, very well made
candles lit in the living room.
he comes out of the bathroom and announces
that i cant smell his shit because he made
BACON CANDLES
so we just smelled like bacon for months
edit:
1. i dont know how he made them, but they
were for sure handmade by an amateur not
store-bought so i know he did it
2. they smelled exactly like bacon. not burnt
grease, not old food, just exactly like bacon. like
fucking EXACTLY. it was nuts.
3. it did cover up bad smells in the apartment
ENTIRELY. it also covered good smells. and
neutral smells. there was no other scent in that
apartment than bacon. i cant stress this enough,
i could stick my face in my gym shoes BACON
or i could take a big dump BACON or spray
febreeze BACON open a window BACON
it got to the point that outside air smelled funny.
i later realized that it didnt smell weird outside, i
was simply smelling the ABSENCE OF BACON
feniczoroark:

These sound good@randomnightlord

feniczoroark:

These sound good@randomnightlord : S 6 Awards
my roommate saved bacon grease for 6 months
in a mason jar
i kept asking him what he was gonna use it for
and he wouldnt tell me
one day i come home from work and the whole
apartment smelled like bacon
i investigated and found three, very well made
candles lit in the living room.
he comes out of the bathroom and announces
that i cant smell his shit because he made
BACON CANDLES
so we just smelled like bacon for months
edit:
1. i dont know how he made them, but they
were for sure handmade by an amateur not
store-bought so i know he did it
2. they smelled exactly like bacon. not burnt
grease, not old food, just exactly like bacon. like
fucking EXACTLY. it was nuts.
3. it did cover up bad smells in the apartment
ENTIRELY. it also covered good smells. and
neutral smells. there was no other scent in that
apartment than bacon. i cant stress this enough,
i could stick my face in my gym shoes BACON
or i could take a big dump BACON or spray
febreeze BACON open a window BACON
it got to the point that outside air smelled funny.
i later realized that it didnt smell weird outside, i
was simply smelling the ABSENCE OF BACON
feniczoroark:

These sound good@randomnightlord

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novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07 : How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

novelty-gift-ideas:

Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
novelty-gift-ideas:

Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

novelty-gift-ideas:

Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
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Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

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novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07 : How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

novelty-gift-ideas:

Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
novelty-gift-ideas:

Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

novelty-gift-ideas:

Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
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: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
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: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
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and their uses...
Galena
Quartz
- Wards off women
named valerie.
Extra crunchy
- Attracts badgers
Absorbs children
- Made from a dead
- Neutral scent
- Fact: 90% of science
is made with Quartz
god's bones
Blue Apatite
A Potato
-Choking hazard
- Prevents horse
attacks.
-Energy
- Zesty taste
- Do not eat
- Repels toucans
- Keep one in your
sock
This one
- Substitute phallus
- Awakens Synergy
- Protection against
other crystals.
- Great for pets
Old Gum
- Helps you live with the
crushing weight of the
horrible things you've
done
- Purifies your wifi
- Opens your heart to the
magic of dance
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A bit of a dump

A bit of a dump: KNOW YOUR FUCKING CRYSTALS
and their uses...
Galena
Quartz
- Wards off women
named valerie.
Extra crunchy
- Attracts badgers
Absorbs children
- Made from a dead
- Neutral scent
- Fact: 90% of science
is made with Quartz
god's bones
Blue Apatite
A Potato
-Choking hazard
- Prevents horse
attacks.
-Energy
- Zesty taste
- Do not eat
- Repels toucans
- Keep one in your
sock
This one
- Substitute phallus
- Awakens Synergy
- Protection against
other crystals.
- Great for pets
Old Gum
- Helps you live with the
crushing weight of the
horrible things you've
done
- Purifies your wifi
- Opens your heart to the
magic of dance
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Also deer: just gonna cross this
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doopity a car has made my insides
outsides
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hear him shift in his seat. I make
my exit. Farewell, marksman
Also deer: just gonna cross this
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doopity a car has made my insides
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Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.: DO YOU KNOW BEARS? A bear has been known to detect a human scent A bear's sense of smell is 7x greater than a bloodhound which is about 2,100x greater than a human 14 hours Grizzly BearsBlack Bears after the person passed along the trail 5-12 ft 4-7 ft STANDING STANDING Bears have excellent memory and problem solving skills and learn from their experiences with humans 300 150- 1200 850 DID YOU KNOW? Grizzly bears can be black Black bears can be brown or white IN WHICH CASE THEY RE CALLED POUNDS POUNDS BEARS CAN RUN UP TO Kermode or Spirit Bears 50 FEET PER SECOND NOT EVERY BEAR ENCOUNTER IS A PICNIC... Become bear aware at online.unbc.ca UNBC UNIVERSITY OF CONTINUING STUDIES NORTHERN BRITISH COLUMBIA Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

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A bear has been known to
detect a human scent
A bear's sense of smell is 7x greater than a bloodhound
which is about 2,100x greater than a human
14 hours
Grizzly BearsBlack Bears
after the person
passed along the trail
5-12 ft 4-7 ft
STANDING
STANDING
Bears have excellent
memory and
problem solving
skills and learn from
their experiences
with humans
300 150-
1200 850
DID YOU KNOW?
Grizzly bears
can be black
Black bears
can be brown
or white
IN WHICH CASE THEY RE CALLED
POUNDS
POUNDS
BEARS CAN RUN UP TO
Kermode or Spirit Bears
50 FEET PER SECOND
NOT EVERY BEAR ENCOUNTER
IS A PICNIC...
Become bear aware at online.unbc.ca
UNBC
UNIVERSITY OF
CONTINUING STUDIES
NORTHERN BRITISH COLUMBIA
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.: DO YOU KNOW BEARS?
A bear has been known to
detect a human scent
A bear's sense of smell is 7x greater than a bloodhound
which is about 2,100x greater than a human
14 hours
Grizzly BearsBlack Bears
after the person
passed along the trail
5-12 ft 4-7 ft
STANDING
STANDING
Bears have excellent
memory and
problem solving
skills and learn from
their experiences
with humans
300 150-
1200 850
DID YOU KNOW?
Grizzly bears
can be black
Black bears
can be brown
or white
IN WHICH CASE THEY RE CALLED
POUNDS
POUNDS
BEARS CAN RUN UP TO
Kermode or Spirit Bears
50 FEET PER SECOND
NOT EVERY BEAR ENCOUNTER
IS A PICNIC...
Become bear aware at online.unbc.ca
UNBC
UNIVERSITY OF
CONTINUING STUDIES
NORTHERN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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awesomacious: it’s so beautiful: In 2007, a US Marine in Iraq befriended a stray desert dog called Nubs. After someone stabbed the dog with a screwdriver, the marine nursed him back to health, developing such a bond that when the unit left, Nubs picked up the scent and walked 70 miles through Iraqi desert war zone to be with him. it's enough to make a grown man cry, and that's ok awesomacious: it’s so beautiful

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it’s so beautiful: In 2007, a US Marine in Iraq befriended a
stray desert dog called Nubs. After someone
stabbed the dog with a screwdriver, the
marine nursed him back to health, developing
such a bond that when the unit left, Nubs
picked up the scent and walked 70 miles
through Iraqi desert war zone to be with him.
it's enough to make a grown man cry, and that's ok
awesomacious:

it’s so beautiful

awesomacious:

it’s so beautiful: In 2007, a US Marine in Iraq befriended a
stray desert dog called Nubs. After someone
stabbed the dog with a screwdriver, the
marine nursed him back to health, developing
such a bond that when the unit left, Nubs
picked up the scent and walked 70 miles
through Iraqi desert war zone to be with him.
it's enough to make a grown man cry, and that's ok
awesomacious:

it’s so beautiful

awesomacious: it’s so beautiful

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awesomacious: it’s so beautiful: In 2007, a US Marine in Iraq befriended a stray desert dog called Nubs. After someone stabbed the dog with a screwdriver, the marine nursed him back to health, developing such a bond that when the unit left, Nubs picked up the scent and walked 70 miles through Iraqi desert war zone to be with him. it's enough to make a grown man cry, and that's ok awesomacious: it’s so beautiful

awesomacious:

it’s so beautiful: In 2007, a US Marine in Iraq befriended a
stray desert dog called Nubs. After someone
stabbed the dog with a screwdriver, the
marine nursed him back to health, developing
such a bond that when the unit left, Nubs
picked up the scent and walked 70 miles
through Iraqi desert war zone to be with him.
it's enough to make a grown man cry, and that's ok
awesomacious:

it’s so beautiful

awesomacious:

it’s so beautiful: In 2007, a US Marine in Iraq befriended a
stray desert dog called Nubs. After someone
stabbed the dog with a screwdriver, the
marine nursed him back to health, developing
such a bond that when the unit left, Nubs
picked up the scent and walked 70 miles
through Iraqi desert war zone to be with him.
it's enough to make a grown man cry, and that's ok
awesomacious:

it’s so beautiful

awesomacious: it’s so beautiful

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awesomacious: it’s so beautiful: In 2007, a US Marine in Iraq befriended a stray desert dog called Nubs. After someone stabbed the dog with a screwdriver, the marine nursed him back to health, developing such a bond that when the unit left, Nubs picked up the scent and walked 70 miles through Iraqi desert war zone to be with him. it's enough to make a grown man cry, and that's ok awesomacious: it’s so beautiful

awesomacious:

it’s so beautiful: In 2007, a US Marine in Iraq befriended a
stray desert dog called Nubs. After someone
stabbed the dog with a screwdriver, the
marine nursed him back to health, developing
such a bond that when the unit left, Nubs
picked up the scent and walked 70 miles
through Iraqi desert war zone to be with him.
it's enough to make a grown man cry, and that's ok
awesomacious:

it’s so beautiful

awesomacious:

it’s so beautiful: In 2007, a US Marine in Iraq befriended a
stray desert dog called Nubs. After someone
stabbed the dog with a screwdriver, the
marine nursed him back to health, developing
such a bond that when the unit left, Nubs
picked up the scent and walked 70 miles
through Iraqi desert war zone to be with him.
it's enough to make a grown man cry, and that's ok
awesomacious:

it’s so beautiful

awesomacious: it’s so beautiful

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it’s so beautiful: In 2007, a US Marine in Iraq befriended a stray desert dog called Nubs. After someone stabbed the dog with a screwdriver, the marine nursed him back to health, developing such a bond that when the unit left, Nubs picked up the scent and walked 70 miles through Iraqi desert war zone to be with him. it's enough to make a grown man cry, and that's ok it’s so beautiful

it’s so beautiful: In 2007, a US Marine in Iraq befriended a
stray desert dog called Nubs. After someone
stabbed the dog with a screwdriver, the
marine nursed him back to health, developing
such a bond that when the unit left, Nubs
picked up the scent and walked 70 miles
through Iraqi desert war zone to be with him.
it's enough to make a grown man cry, and that's ok
it’s so beautiful

it’s so beautiful: In 2007, a US Marine in Iraq befriended a
stray desert dog called Nubs. After someone
stabbed the dog with a screwdriver, the
marine nursed him back to health, developing
such a bond that when the unit left, Nubs
picked up the scent and walked 70 miles
through Iraqi desert war zone to be with him.
it's enough to make a grown man cry, and that's ok
it’s so beautiful

it’s so beautiful

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it’s so beautiful: In 2007, a US Marine in Iraq befriended a stray desert dog called Nubs. After someone stabbed the dog with a screwdriver, the marine nursed him back to health, developing such a bond that when the unit left, Nubs picked up the scent and walked 70 miles through Iraqi desert war zone to be with him. it's enough to make a grown man cry, and that's ok it’s so beautiful

it’s so beautiful: In 2007, a US Marine in Iraq befriended a
stray desert dog called Nubs. After someone
stabbed the dog with a screwdriver, the
marine nursed him back to health, developing
such a bond that when the unit left, Nubs
picked up the scent and walked 70 miles
through Iraqi desert war zone to be with him.
it's enough to make a grown man cry, and that's ok
it’s so beautiful

it’s so beautiful: In 2007, a US Marine in Iraq befriended a
stray desert dog called Nubs. After someone
stabbed the dog with a screwdriver, the
marine nursed him back to health, developing
such a bond that when the unit left, Nubs
picked up the scent and walked 70 miles
through Iraqi desert war zone to be with him.
it's enough to make a grown man cry, and that's ok
it’s so beautiful

it’s so beautiful

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Asshole Rat: 470 L AT&T LIC ORIGINALI Asshole Lab Rat Really Screwing With Scientific Study Researchers at Harvard are incredibly annoyed with a lab rat they describe as "a real asshole." "We're trying to research how obesity impacts brain function," explained Dr. Stu Macho. "To do that, we got all these normal rats and started observing them. Then this little fucker, we call him # 42 , starts eating a ton. He got super fat and starts walking into his cage walls like a moron when we try to observe him. But then, at night, he's completely normal. It's totally throwing off our data. He's being a real shithead." This isn't the first time #42 has ruined an experiment. Dr. Macho explains, "I once ran an experiment to test whether the scent of cats was frightening to rats. We gave them a treat every time they pushed a big red button. Then we sprayed it with cat scent. Literally every single rat was too scared to push the red button Imean, look at this little shithead except #42. He pushed it, winked, and then held his little paws out for his treat. He's such an asshole, his data screwed my entire thesis. myuuzaki Ladies and gentlemen, this is science in a nutshell Asshole Rat

Asshole Rat: 470 L
AT&T
LIC
ORIGINALI
Asshole Lab Rat Really Screwing With
Scientific Study
Researchers at Harvard are incredibly annoyed with a lab rat they describe as "a
real asshole."
"We're trying to research how obesity impacts brain function," explained Dr. Stu
Macho. "To do that, we got all these normal rats and started observing them.
Then this little fucker, we call him # 42 , starts eating a ton. He got super fat and
starts walking into his cage walls like a moron when we try to observe him. But
then, at night, he's completely normal. It's totally throwing off our data. He's
being a real shithead."
This isn't the first time #42 has
ruined an experiment. Dr. Macho
explains, "I once ran an experiment to
test whether the scent of cats was
frightening to rats. We gave them a
treat every time they pushed a big red
button. Then we sprayed it with cat
scent. Literally every single rat was
too scared to push the red button
Imean, look at this little shithead
except #42. He pushed it, winked,
and then held his little paws out for his treat. He's such an asshole, his data
screwed my entire thesis.
myuuzaki
Ladies and gentlemen, this is science in a nutshell
Asshole Rat

Asshole Rat: 470 L
AT&T
LIC
ORIGINALI
Asshole Lab Rat Really Screwing With
Scientific Study
Researchers at Harvard are incredibly annoyed with a lab rat they describe as "a
real asshole."
"We're trying to research how obesity impacts brain function," explained Dr. Stu
Macho. "To do that, we got all these normal rats and started observing them.
Then this little fucker, we call him # 42 , starts eating a ton. He got super fat and
starts walking into his cage walls like a moron when we try to observe him. But
then, at night, he's completely normal. It's totally throwing off our data. He's
being a real shithead."
This isn't the first time #42 has
ruined an experiment. Dr. Macho
explains, "I once ran an experiment to
test whether the scent of cats was
frightening to rats. We gave them a
treat every time they pushed a big red
button. Then we sprayed it with cat
scent. Literally every single rat was
too scared to push the red button
Imean, look at this little shithead
except #42. He pushed it, winked,
and then held his little paws out for his treat. He's such an asshole, his data
screwed my entire thesis.
myuuzaki
Ladies and gentlemen, this is science in a nutshell
Asshole Rat

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I love this so much: writing-prompt-s A dating service where matching is based people's search history exists. You're a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer. endreams-s Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it? Writer: Air shot between the toes, it'll look like a heart attack. Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok fangoddess817 Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks December C) Baby infinityonthot A++ addition tetsuskitten Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they're writing* babe, i'm not sure if this would actually work? Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you're doing great tigerliliesandcherryblossoms I LOVE THIS vmohlere Oh no, murder comedy is my jam laziestofthedreamers I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It'd be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they're a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it's completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work. Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it's a big hit. Enough so that detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there's something to the theory, but it's all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author's home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don't seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that's it. Most they do is leave for groceries. So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he'll FINALLY have proof. annieutimagines Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. "You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer." Serial killer breaths in. "Look-" I love this so much

I love this so much: writing-prompt-s
A dating service where matching is based
people's search history exists. You're a serial killer.
You go on a date with a writer.
endreams-s
Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill
someone, how would you do it?
Writer: Air shot between the toes, it'll look like a
heart attack.
Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks
in a breath* ok
fangoddess817
Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to
potentially stab someone in the guts
Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes
Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks
December C) Baby
infinityonthot
A++ addition
tetsuskitten
Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene
they're writing* babe, i'm not sure if this would
actually work?
Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and
leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood
coming off them* it works baby, you're doing great
tigerliliesandcherryblossoms
I LOVE THIS
vmohlere
Oh no, murder comedy is my jam
laziestofthedreamers
I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does
the author know? Like are they aware that their
significant other is a serial killer or do they just think
that they have a morbid sense of humor? It'd be
even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like
how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly
gullible, and on top of it they're a horror or crime
novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop
or something so it's completely normal for them to
come home smelling like blood, no murders going on
here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home
from a long day at work.
Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed
to get their first book published, with loving support
from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all
the murder scenes, and it's a big hit. Enough so that
detective with the local police department has
noticed some disturbing similarities to several active
cases, including details that were never released to
the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior
and convinces him that there's something to the
theory, but it's all circumstantial right now. He stakes
out the author's home and is super convinced that
the author is the murderer, but they don't seem to do
anything??? Like they literally are at the house all
day, that's it. Most they do is leave for groceries.
So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the
author for creative murder schemes, the author
being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and
finally the detective who is just so sure that the
author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long
enough he'll FINALLY have proof.
annieutimagines
Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go
out so it gets sub what personal.
"You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a
serial killer."
Serial killer breaths in. "Look-"
I love this so much

I love this so much: writing-prompt-s
A dating service where matching is based
people's search history exists. You're a serial killer.
You go on a date with a writer.
endreams-s
Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill
someone, how would you do it?
Writer: Air shot between the toes, it'll look like a
heart attack.
Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks
in a breath* ok
fangoddess817
Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to
potentially stab someone in the guts
Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes
Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks
December C) Baby
infinityonthot
A++ addition
tetsuskitten
Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene
they're writing* babe, i'm not sure if this would
actually work?
Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and
leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood
coming off them* it works baby, you're doing great
tigerliliesandcherryblossoms
I LOVE THIS
vmohlere
Oh no, murder comedy is my jam
laziestofthedreamers
I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does
the author know? Like are they aware that their
significant other is a serial killer or do they just think
that they have a morbid sense of humor? It'd be
even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like
how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly
gullible, and on top of it they're a horror or crime
novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop
or something so it's completely normal for them to
come home smelling like blood, no murders going on
here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home
from a long day at work.
Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed
to get their first book published, with loving support
from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all
the murder scenes, and it's a big hit. Enough so that
detective with the local police department has
noticed some disturbing similarities to several active
cases, including details that were never released to
the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior
and convinces him that there's something to the
theory, but it's all circumstantial right now. He stakes
out the author's home and is super convinced that
the author is the murderer, but they don't seem to do
anything??? Like they literally are at the house all
day, that's it. Most they do is leave for groceries.
So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the
author for creative murder schemes, the author
being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and
finally the detective who is just so sure that the
author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long
enough he'll FINALLY have proof.
annieutimagines
Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go
out so it gets sub what personal.
"You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a
serial killer."
Serial killer breaths in. "Look-"
I love this so much

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novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07 : How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

novelty-gift-ideas:

Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
novelty-gift-ideas:

Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

novelty-gift-ideas:

Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
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novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07 : How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

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: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
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: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
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novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07 : How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

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: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
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: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
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novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07 : How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

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: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
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: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
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novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07 : How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

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: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
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: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
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novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07 : How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

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: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
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: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
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novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07 : How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

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: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
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: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
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novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07 : How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

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: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
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: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
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novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07 : How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

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: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
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: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
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novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07 : How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

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: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
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Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

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: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
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novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07 : How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

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: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
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Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
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Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
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Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
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Thought it would smell like a crushed oxy 30: This candle company makes scents inspired by places. This is his Ohio candle. @CINCYPROBLEMS ohio Not much to see. Not much to do. Welcome to Ohio, the unscented cand le. lure ohio SCENT NOTHING ywcande handcrafted by MADE IN simple nature simplenature.net Fort Wayne, IN 46804 52188 60 Thought it would smell like a crushed oxy 30

Thought it would smell like a crushed oxy 30: This candle company makes scents inspired by
places. This is his Ohio candle.
@CINCYPROBLEMS
ohio
Not much to see. Not much to do.
Welcome to Ohio, the unscented cand le.
lure
ohio
SCENT NOTHING
ywcande
handcrafted by
MADE
IN
simple nature
simplenature.net
Fort Wayne, IN 46804
52188
60
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places. This is his Ohio candle.
@CINCYPROBLEMS
ohio
Not much to see. Not much to do.
Welcome to Ohio, the unscented cand le.
lure
ohio
SCENT NOTHING
ywcande
handcrafted by
MADE
IN
simple nature
simplenature.net
Fort Wayne, IN 46804
52188
60
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<3: 14 things a girl wants from her guy but won't ask for... 1. Good morning texts. 2. Pictures taken together. 3. Surprises, especially little ones. 4. Visiting & bringing her favorite food. 5. A hoodie with his scent all over it. 6. Long hugs. 7. Slow dances. 8. Sincere compliments. 9. Sing her favorite songs, even if it's out of tune. 10. Real, deep conversations. 11. Nonsense but funny conversations too. 12. His gentlemanliness. 13. Comfort and patience when she's in tears. 14. Telling her how much you love her. Lessons Taught By LIFE <3

<3: 14 things a girl wants from
her guy but won't ask for...
1. Good morning texts.
2. Pictures taken together.
3. Surprises, especially little ones.
4. Visiting & bringing her favorite food.
5. A hoodie with his scent all over it.
6. Long hugs.
7. Slow dances.
8. Sincere compliments.
9. Sing her favorite songs, even if it's out of tune.
10. Real, deep conversations.
11. Nonsense but funny conversations too.
12. His gentlemanliness.
13. Comfort and patience when she's in tears.
14. Telling her how much you love her.
Lessons Taught
By LIFE
<3

<3: 14 things a girl wants from
her guy but won't ask for...
1. Good morning texts.
2. Pictures taken together.
3. Surprises, especially little ones.
4. Visiting & bringing her favorite food.
5. A hoodie with his scent all over it.
6. Long hugs.
7. Slow dances.
8. Sincere compliments.
9. Sing her favorite songs, even if it's out of tune.
10. Real, deep conversations.
11. Nonsense but funny conversations too.
12. His gentlemanliness.
13. Comfort and patience when she's in tears.
14. Telling her how much you love her.
Lessons Taught
By LIFE
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They evolved for nothing: Humans: cuts lawn The lawn: releases scent to save itself Humans: "I love the smell of fresh cut grass." The lawn: HACESandCo They evolved for nothing

They evolved for nothing: Humans: cuts lawn
The lawn: releases scent to save itself
Humans: "I love the smell
of fresh cut grass."
The lawn:
HACESandCo
They evolved for nothing

They evolved for nothing: Humans: cuts lawn
The lawn: releases scent to save itself
Humans: "I love the smell
of fresh cut grass."
The lawn:
HACESandCo
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animalsnaps:Dog snaps: I called you here today to talk about my treat allowance Scent Stealth doggo Whenever my girlfriend puts on lipstick this poor guy has to wear it too animalsnaps:Dog snaps

animalsnaps:Dog snaps: I called you here today to talk about
my treat allowance
Scent

Stealth doggo

Whenever my girlfriend puts on lipstick
this poor guy has to wear it too
animalsnaps:Dog snaps

animalsnaps:Dog snaps: I called you here today to talk about
my treat allowance
Scent

Stealth doggo

Whenever my girlfriend puts on lipstick
this poor guy has to wear it too
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That went better than expected: 65% YouTube 11:12 PM Haley YOU MATCHED WITH HALEY ON 10/28/18 I know we matched 4 months ago but to make up for it I have a choose your adventure game for you to play This is 50 Scent. (He's a dog). He needs help getting out of a scary forest, and your replies will help guide him to safety!! Left or right? Sent You want this pussy or what Stop playin games Send Type a message GIF That went better than expected

That went better than expected: 65%
YouTube
11:12 PM
Haley
YOU MATCHED WITH HALEY ON 10/28/18
I know we matched 4 months ago but
to make up for it I have a choose your
adventure game for you to play
This is 50 Scent. (He's a dog).
He needs help getting out of a scary
forest, and your replies will help guide
him to safety!!
Left or right?
Sent
You want this pussy or what
Stop playin games
Send
Type a message
GIF
That went better than expected

That went better than expected: 65%
YouTube
11:12 PM
Haley
YOU MATCHED WITH HALEY ON 10/28/18
I know we matched 4 months ago but
to make up for it I have a choose your
adventure game for you to play
This is 50 Scent. (He's a dog).
He needs help getting out of a scary
forest, and your replies will help guide
him to safety!!
Left or right?
Sent
You want this pussy or what
Stop playin games
Send
Type a message
GIF
That went better than expected

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animalsnaps:Dog snaps: I called you here today to talk about my treat allowance Scent Stealth doggo Whenever my girlfriend puts on lipstick this poor guy has to wear it too animalsnaps:Dog snaps

animalsnaps:Dog snaps: I called you here today to talk about
my treat allowance
Scent

Stealth doggo

Whenever my girlfriend puts on lipstick
this poor guy has to wear it too
animalsnaps:Dog snaps

animalsnaps:Dog snaps: I called you here today to talk about
my treat allowance
Scent

Stealth doggo

Whenever my girlfriend puts on lipstick
this poor guy has to wear it too
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Scent: MAMAS @TyvpL Do you ever just crave your man? Not but like his scent, his vibe, his company?

Scent: MAMAS
@TyvpL
Do you ever just crave your man? Not
but like his scent, his vibe, his
company?

Scent: MAMAS
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Why did he keep sniffing?: your ass. So you let out a massive fart to throw his scent off trail When the drug dog starts sniffing 1/Cofmrade-losephine Bankimemes Parry this you fucking casual Why did he keep sniffing?

Why did he keep sniffing?: your ass. So you let out a massive
fart to throw his scent off trail
When the drug dog starts sniffing
1/Cofmrade-losephine
Bankimemes
Parry this you fucking casual
Why did he keep sniffing?

Why did he keep sniffing?: your ass. So you let out a massive
fart to throw his scent off trail
When the drug dog starts sniffing
1/Cofmrade-losephine
Bankimemes
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I would watch the hell out of this: writing-prompt-s A dating service where matching is based on people's search history exists. You're a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer. endreams-s Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it? Writer: Air shot between the toes, it'll look like a heart attack Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: "sucks in a breath ok fangoddess817 Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes Writer, already bringing a ring out: "shaking thanks infinityonthot A++ addition tetsuskitten Writer: "shows the serial killer the murder scene they're writing actually work? babe, i'm not sure if this would Serial killer: "kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you're doing great tigerliliesandcherryblossoms ILOVE THIS vmohlere Oh no, murder comedy is my jam laziestofthedreamers Ilove this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It'd be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gulible, and on top of it they're a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it's completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work. Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it's a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there's something to the theory, but it's all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author's home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don't seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that's it. Most they do is leave for groceries. So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he'll FINALLY have proof. annieutimagines Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. "You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer." Serial killer breaths in. "Look-" ladyhavilliard ..perfect theskystealerthebookthief I need 4 seasons and a movie on this I would watch the hell out of this

I would watch the hell out of this: writing-prompt-s
A dating service where matching is based on
people's search history exists. You're a serial killer.
You go on a date with a writer.
endreams-s
Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill
someone, how would you do it?
Writer: Air shot between the toes, it'll look like a heart
attack
Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: "sucks in
a breath ok
fangoddess817
Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to
potentially stab someone in the guts
Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes
Writer, already bringing a ring out: "shaking thanks
infinityonthot
A++ addition
tetsuskitten
Writer: "shows the serial killer the murder scene
they're writing
actually work?
babe, i'm not sure if this would
Serial killer: "kisses writer on the forehead and
leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood
coming off them* it works baby, you're doing great
tigerliliesandcherryblossoms
ILOVE THIS
vmohlere
Oh no, murder comedy is my jam
laziestofthedreamers
Ilove this, I love all of this, but quick question, does
the author know? Like are they aware that their
significant other is a serial killer or do they just think
that they have a morbid sense of humor? It'd be even
funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how
Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly
gulible, and on top of it they're a horror or crime
novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop
or something so it's completely normal for them to
come home smelling like blood, no murders going on
here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home
from a long day at work.
Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed
to get their first book published, with loving support
from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all
the murder scenes, and it's a big hit. Enough so that
a detective with the local police department has
noticed some disturbing similarities to several active
cases, including details that were never released to
the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior
and convinces him that there's something to the
theory, but it's all circumstantial right now. He stakes
out the author's home and is super convinced that
the author is the murderer, but they don't seem to do
anything??? Like they literally are at the house all
day, that's it. Most they do is leave for groceries.
So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the
author for creative murder schemes, the author
being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and
finally the detective who is just so sure that the
author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long
enough he'll FINALLY have proof.
annieutimagines
Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go
out so it gets sub what personal.
"You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a
serial killer."
Serial killer breaths in. "Look-"
ladyhavilliard
..perfect
theskystealerthebookthief
I need 4 seasons and a movie on this
I would watch the hell out of this

I would watch the hell out of this: writing-prompt-s
A dating service where matching is based on
people's search history exists. You're a serial killer.
You go on a date with a writer.
endreams-s
Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill
someone, how would you do it?
Writer: Air shot between the toes, it'll look like a heart
attack
Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: "sucks in
a breath ok
fangoddess817
Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to
potentially stab someone in the guts
Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes
Writer, already bringing a ring out: "shaking thanks
infinityonthot
A++ addition
tetsuskitten
Writer: "shows the serial killer the murder scene
they're writing
actually work?
babe, i'm not sure if this would
Serial killer: "kisses writer on the forehead and
leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood
coming off them* it works baby, you're doing great
tigerliliesandcherryblossoms
ILOVE THIS
vmohlere
Oh no, murder comedy is my jam
laziestofthedreamers
Ilove this, I love all of this, but quick question, does
the author know? Like are they aware that their
significant other is a serial killer or do they just think
that they have a morbid sense of humor? It'd be even
funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how
Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly
gulible, and on top of it they're a horror or crime
novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop
or something so it's completely normal for them to
come home smelling like blood, no murders going on
here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home
from a long day at work.
Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed
to get their first book published, with loving support
from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all
the murder scenes, and it's a big hit. Enough so that
a detective with the local police department has
noticed some disturbing similarities to several active
cases, including details that were never released to
the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior
and convinces him that there's something to the
theory, but it's all circumstantial right now. He stakes
out the author's home and is super convinced that
the author is the murderer, but they don't seem to do
anything??? Like they literally are at the house all
day, that's it. Most they do is leave for groceries.
So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the
author for creative murder schemes, the author
being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and
finally the detective who is just so sure that the
author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long
enough he'll FINALLY have proof.
annieutimagines
Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go
out so it gets sub what personal.
"You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a
serial killer."
Serial killer breaths in. "Look-"
ladyhavilliard
..perfect
theskystealerthebookthief
I need 4 seasons and a movie on this
I would watch the hell out of this

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naamahdarling: purplepints: cellular-thirst: catscatsholyshitcats: katnissdoesnotfollowback: corpsefluid: hmsindecision: feeltheberd: im crying Do you know how many dogs I’ve met that get scared or anxious around men because in their previous home men hit them? A lot, and they are very protective of the women who have adopted them now. Men who are violent towards women are often violent towards animals as well. They think we’re all chattel. If a man wants you to choose between your dog or cat or him, dump the guy. Those animals will love you for the rest of your life, loyal and true. Actually, I have something to add. The other day I saw a story where a woman was asking why her dogs had suddenly started growling at her boyfriend whenever he was in the same room as her son. And my immediate thought was ‘that boyfriend has hurt the kid somehow.’ Spoilers: that was exactly the case. Trust ur dogs when they say something is off. The first time my sister came to visit, via plane, after I got my dog, pupper growled at her and wouldn’t go near her for the first day. Next visit was by car (two day drive)and pupper LOVED my sister. They snuggled and played and none of us could figure out why the change. We thought maybe the scent of my sisters cat had lingered on her clothes, making that first visit a rough one. Whereas when she came by car, the scent had had time to wear off. Well that was partially true… Fast forward about six months when I went north to visit my family. My sister walked into my parents’ house and pupper ran to greet my sister. Stopped dead in her tracks and started growling and barking. Hackles raised, full protection mode. My sisters husband had just walked in behind her. My precious puppy wanted NOTHING to do with him. She barked, growled, ran away, and sat between him and my sister. Y'all my dog had spent maybe a weekend a half around my sister but protected her like this was her flesh and blood. Eventually, my sister filed for divorce on grounds of “Extreme and repeated mental, emotional, and sexual abuse.” Divorce was final in less than a month because her claims were substantiated. Trust the dog, honey. They KNOW. I’ve never owned dogs, but I used to work with horses (which are a lot like big dogs). There was this one horse I worked with named Tonto. He was a doll. He followed me like a puppy, snuck treats out of my pocket, he was the sweetest thing. We were practically inseparable. A guy I was considering dating came to visit me one day, and Tonto wanted NOTHING to do with him. Normally well behaved, he shoved himself between us and would NOT let this guy near me. He was stomping, acting really aggressive, and tried to bite the guy. This horse was practically dragging me back toward the barn. At that moment, despite being like, 17, I knew something was up, and ultimately things didn’t pan out for guy and me. A year later I found out he had lied about his age (he said he was 18 but he was actually 27) he was arrested for sexually assaulting an 11 year old girl. TRUST THE ANIMALS. ALWAYS TRUST THE BABS Animals recognize predators. The reply with the mastiff gets me every single time. I’m not a dog person but my god, they are Good Animals. : Should I get rid of my dog if my boyfriend hates it? He told me not to get rid of my dog but feel like the little guy deserves a loving home. Yes my dog is one of the yappy small ones but he's a good dog. Teodora Motateanu, I love my 3 mastiffs Updated Sep 13 I'll be brutally honest and I don't go anonymous. I've been in exactly the same situation. Except that my dogs are not small nor yappy: they're mastiffs. 60 kg each. He of course never hit them in front of me or when he thought I could see. But l know my dogs. One of them gave clear clues that something's off That dog male, young unaltered Cane Corso - could've ripped my ex. apart in no time at all. He didn't. The dog was more intelligent than him. All my dog did for couple of months was to avoid the jerk. He silently left the room anytime the ex. was around. He left the bed and stopped cuddling whenever ex. entered the room And when the ex. escalated to hitting me the dog slowly stood up and moved towards us: he got in between. Submissively. He put his big body in front of me, to be hit instead of me. Choose for yourself, who you want to keep. naamahdarling: purplepints: cellular-thirst: catscatsholyshitcats: katnissdoesnotfollowback: corpsefluid: hmsindecision: feeltheberd: im crying Do you know how many dogs I’ve met that get scared or anxious around men because in their previous home men hit them? A lot, and they are very protective of the women who have adopted them now. Men who are violent towards women are often violent towards animals as well. They think we’re all chattel. If a man wants you to choose between your dog or cat or him, dump the guy. Those animals will love you for the rest of your life, loyal and true. Actually, I have something to add. The other day I saw a story where a woman was asking why her dogs had suddenly started growling at her boyfriend whenever he was in the same room as her son. And my immediate thought was ‘that boyfriend has hurt the kid somehow.’ Spoilers: that was exactly the case. Trust ur dogs when they say something is off. The first time my sister came to visit, via plane, after I got my dog, pupper growled at her and wouldn’t go near her for the first day. Next visit was by car (two day drive)and pupper LOVED my sister. They snuggled and played and none of us could figure out why the change. We thought maybe the scent of my sisters cat had lingered on her clothes, making that first visit a rough one. Whereas when she came by car, the scent had had time to wear off. Well that was partially true… Fast forward about six months when I went north to visit my family. My sister walked into my parents’ house and pupper ran to greet my sister. Stopped dead in her tracks and started growling and barking. Hackles raised, full protection mode. My sisters husband had just walked in behind her. My precious puppy wanted NOTHING to do with him. She barked, growled, ran away, and sat between him and my sister. Y'all my dog had spent maybe a weekend a half around my sister but protected her like this was her flesh and blood. Eventually, my sister filed for divorce on grounds of “Extreme and repeated mental, emotional, and sexual abuse.” Divorce was final in less than a month because her claims were substantiated. Trust the dog, honey. They KNOW. I’ve never owned dogs, but I used to work with horses (which are a lot like big dogs). There was this one horse I worked with named Tonto. He was a doll. He followed me like a puppy, snuck treats out of my pocket, he was the sweetest thing. We were practically inseparable. A guy I was considering dating came to visit me one day, and Tonto wanted NOTHING to do with him. Normally well behaved, he shoved himself between us and would NOT let this guy near me. He was stomping, acting really aggressive, and tried to bite the guy. This horse was practically dragging me back toward the barn. At that moment, despite being like, 17, I knew something was up, and ultimately things didn’t pan out for guy and me. A year later I found out he had lied about his age (he said he was 18 but he was actually 27) he was arrested for sexually assaulting an 11 year old girl. TRUST THE ANIMALS. ALWAYS TRUST THE BABS Animals recognize predators. The reply with the mastiff gets me every single time. I’m not a dog person but my god, they are Good Animals.

naamahdarling:

purplepints:

cellular-thirst:

catscatsholyshitcats:

katnissdoesnotfollowback:

corpsefluid:

hmsindecision:

feeltheberd:

im crying

Do you know how many dogs I’ve met that get scared or anxious around men because in their previous home men hit them? A lot, and they are very protective of the women who have adopted them now.
Men who are violent towards women are often violent towards animals as well. They think we’re all chattel. If a man wants you to choose between your dog or cat or him, dump the guy. Those animals will love you for the rest of your life, loyal and true.

Actually, I have something to add.
The other day I saw a story where a woman was asking why her dogs had suddenly started growling at her boyfriend whenever he was in the same room as her son.
And my immediate thought was ‘that boyfriend has hurt the kid somehow.’
Spoilers: that was exactly the case.
Trust ur dogs when they say something is off.

The first time my sister came to visit, via plane, after I got my dog, pupper growled at her and wouldn’t go near her for the first day. Next visit was by car (two day drive)and pupper LOVED my sister. They snuggled and played and none of us could figure out why the change. We thought maybe the scent of my sisters cat had lingered on her clothes, making that first visit a rough one. Whereas when she came by car, the scent had had time to wear off. Well that was partially true…
Fast forward about six months when I went north to visit my family. My sister walked into my parents’ house and pupper ran to greet my sister. Stopped dead in her tracks and started growling and barking. Hackles raised, full protection mode. My sisters husband had just walked in behind her.
My precious puppy wanted NOTHING to do with him. She barked, growled, ran away, and sat between him and my sister. Y'all my dog had spent maybe a weekend a half around my sister but protected her like this was her flesh and blood.
Eventually, my sister filed for divorce on grounds of “Extreme and repeated mental, emotional, and sexual abuse.” Divorce was final in less than a month because her claims were substantiated.
Trust the dog, honey. They KNOW.

I’ve never owned dogs, but I used to work with horses (which are a lot like big dogs).
There was this one horse I worked with named Tonto. He was a doll. He followed me like a puppy, snuck treats out of my pocket, he was the sweetest thing. We were practically inseparable.
A guy I was considering dating came to visit me one day, and Tonto wanted NOTHING to do with him. Normally well behaved, he shoved himself between us and would NOT let this guy near me. He was stomping, acting really aggressive, and tried to bite the guy. This horse was practically dragging me back toward the barn. At that moment, despite being like, 17, I knew something was up, and ultimately things didn’t pan out for guy and me.
A year later I found out he had lied about his age (he said he was 18 but he was actually 27) he was arrested for sexually assaulting an 11 year old girl.
TRUST THE ANIMALS.

ALWAYS TRUST THE BABS

Animals recognize predators.

The reply with the mastiff gets me every single time. I’m not a dog person but my god, they are Good Animals.
: Should I get rid of my dog if my
boyfriend hates it?
He told me not to get rid of my dog but
feel like the little guy deserves a loving
home. Yes my dog is one of the yappy
small ones but he's a good dog.
Teodora Motateanu, I love my 3
mastiffs
Updated Sep 13
I'll be brutally honest and I don't go
anonymous.
I've been in exactly the same situation.
Except that my dogs are not small nor
yappy: they're mastiffs. 60 kg each.

He of course never hit them in front of
me or when he thought I could see. But l
know my dogs. One of them gave clear
clues that something's off
That dog male, young unaltered Cane
Corso - could've ripped my ex. apart in
no time at all. He didn't. The dog was
more intelligent than him. All my dog did
for couple of months was to avoid the
jerk. He silently left the room anytime
the ex. was around. He left the bed and
stopped cuddling whenever ex. entered
the room

And when the ex. escalated to hitting me
the dog slowly stood up and moved
towards us: he got in between.
Submissively. He put his big body in
front of me, to be hit instead of me.
Choose for yourself, who you want to
keep.
naamahdarling:

purplepints:

cellular-thirst:

catscatsholyshitcats:

katnissdoesnotfollowback:

corpsefluid:

hmsindecision:

feeltheberd:

im crying

Do you know how many dogs I’ve met that get scared or anxious around men because in their previous home men hit them? A lot, and they are very protective of the women who have adopted them now.
Men who are violent towards women are often violent towards animals as well. They think we’re all chattel. If a man wants you to choose between your dog or cat or him, dump the guy. Those animals will love you for the rest of your life, loyal and true.

Actually, I have something to add.
The other day I saw a story where a woman was asking why her dogs had suddenly started growling at her boyfriend whenever he was in the same room as her son.
And my immediate thought was ‘that boyfriend has hurt the kid somehow.’
Spoilers: that was exactly the case.
Trust ur dogs when they say something is off.

The first time my sister came to visit, via plane, after I got my dog, pupper growled at her and wouldn’t go near her for the first day. Next visit was by car (two day drive)and pupper LOVED my sister. They snuggled and played and none of us could figure out why the change. We thought maybe the scent of my sisters cat had lingered on her clothes, making that first visit a rough one. Whereas when she came by car, the scent had had time to wear off. Well that was partially true…
Fast forward about six months when I went north to visit my family. My sister walked into my parents’ house and pupper ran to greet my sister. Stopped dead in her tracks and started growling and barking. Hackles raised, full protection mode. My sisters husband had just walked in behind her.
My precious puppy wanted NOTHING to do with him. She barked, growled, ran away, and sat between him and my sister. Y'all my dog had spent maybe a weekend a half around my sister but protected her like this was her flesh and blood.
Eventually, my sister filed for divorce on grounds of “Extreme and repeated mental, emotional, and sexual abuse.” Divorce was final in less than a month because her claims were substantiated.
Trust the dog, honey. They KNOW.

I’ve never owned dogs, but I used to work with horses (which are a lot like big dogs).
There was this one horse I worked with named Tonto. He was a doll. He followed me like a puppy, snuck treats out of my pocket, he was the sweetest thing. We were practically inseparable.
A guy I was considering dating came to visit me one day, and Tonto wanted NOTHING to do with him. Normally well behaved, he shoved himself between us and would NOT let this guy near me. He was stomping, acting really aggressive, and tried to bite the guy. This horse was practically dragging me back toward the barn. At that moment, despite being like, 17, I knew something was up, and ultimately things didn’t pan out for guy and me.
A year later I found out he had lied about his age (he said he was 18 but he was actually 27) he was arrested for sexually assaulting an 11 year old girl.
TRUST THE ANIMALS.

ALWAYS TRUST THE BABS

Animals recognize predators.

The reply with the mastiff gets me every single time. I’m not a dog person but my god, they are Good Animals.

naamahdarling:

purplepints:

cellular-thirst:

catscatsholyshitcats:

katnissdoesnotfollowback:

corpsefluid:

hmsindecision:

feeltheberd:

im crying

Do you know how many dogs I’ve met that get scared or anxious around men because in their previous home men hit them? A lot, and they are very protective of the women who have adopted them now.
Men who are violent towards women are often violent towards animals as well. They think we’re all chattel. If a man wants you to choose between your dog or cat or him, dump the guy. Those animals will love you for the rest of your life, loyal and true.

Actually, I have something to add.
The other day I saw a story where a woman was asking why her dogs had suddenly started growling at her boyfriend whenever he was in the same room as her son.
And my immediate thought was ‘that boyfriend has hurt the kid somehow.’
Spoilers: that was exactly the case.
Trust ur dogs when they say something is off.

The first time my sister came to visit, via plane, after I got my dog, pupper growled at her and wouldn’t go near her for the first day. Next visit was by car (two day drive)and pupper LOVED my sister. They snuggled and played and none of us could figure out why the change. We thought maybe the scent of my sisters cat had lingered on her clothes, making that first visit a rough one. Whereas when she came by car, the scent had had time to wear off. Well that was partially true…
Fast forward about six months when I went north to visit my family. My sister walked into my parents’ house and pupper ran to greet my sister. Stopped dead in her tracks and started growling and barking. Hackles raised, full protection mode. My sisters husband had just walked in behind her.
My precious puppy wanted NOTHING to do with him. She barked, growled, ran away, and sat between him and my sister. Y'all my dog had spent maybe a weekend a half around my sister but protected her like this was her flesh and blood.
Eventually, my sister filed for divorce on grounds of “Extreme and repeated mental, emotional, and sexual abuse.” Divorce was final in less than a month because her claims were substantiated.
Trust the dog, honey. They KNOW.

I’ve never owned dogs, but I used to work with horses (which are a lot like big dogs).
There was this one horse I worked with named Tonto. He was a doll. He followed me like a puppy, snuck treats out of my pocket, he was the sweetest thing. We were practically inseparable.
A guy I was considering dating came to visit me one day, and Tonto wanted NOTHING to do with him. Normally well behaved, he shoved himself between us and would NOT let this guy near me. He was stomping, acting really aggressive, and tried to bite the guy. This horse was practically dragging me back toward the barn. At that moment, despite being like, 17, I knew something was up, and ultimately things didn’t pan out for guy and me.
A year later I found out he had lied about his age (he said he was 18 but he was actually 27) he was arrested for sexually assaulting an 11 year old girl.
TRUST THE ANIMALS.

ALWAYS TRUST THE BABS

Animals recognize predators.

The reply with the mastiff gets me every single time. I’m not a dog person but my god, they are Good Animals.
: Should I get rid of my dog if my
boyfriend hates it?
He told me not to get rid of my dog but
feel like the little guy deserves a loving
home. Yes my dog is one of the yappy
small ones but he's a good dog.
Teodora Motateanu, I love my 3
mastiffs
Updated Sep 13
I'll be brutally honest and I don't go
anonymous.
I've been in exactly the same situation.
Except that my dogs are not small nor
yappy: they're mastiffs. 60 kg each.

He of course never hit them in front of
me or when he thought I could see. But l
know my dogs. One of them gave clear
clues that something's off
That dog male, young unaltered Cane
Corso - could've ripped my ex. apart in
no time at all. He didn't. The dog was
more intelligent than him. All my dog did
for couple of months was to avoid the
jerk. He silently left the room anytime
the ex. was around. He left the bed and
stopped cuddling whenever ex. entered
the room

And when the ex. escalated to hitting me
the dog slowly stood up and moved
towards us: he got in between.
Submissively. He put his big body in
front of me, to be hit instead of me.
Choose for yourself, who you want to
keep.
naamahdarling:

purplepints:

cellular-thirst:

catscatsholyshitcats:

katnissdoesnotfollowback:

corpsefluid:

hmsindecision:

feeltheberd:

im crying

Do you know how many dogs I’ve met that get scared or anxious around men because in their previous home men hit them? A lot, and they are very protective of the women who have adopted them now.
Men who are violent towards women are often violent towards animals as well. They think we’re all chattel. If a man wants you to choose between your dog or cat or him, dump the guy. Those animals will love you for the rest of your life, loyal and true.

Actually, I have something to add.
The other day I saw a story where a woman was asking why her dogs had suddenly started growling at her boyfriend whenever he was in the same room as her son.
And my immediate thought was ‘that boyfriend has hurt the kid somehow.’
Spoilers: that was exactly the case.
Trust ur dogs when they say something is off.

The first time my sister came to visit, via plane, after I got my dog, pupper growled at her and wouldn’t go near her for the first day. Next visit was by car (two day drive)and pupper LOVED my sister. They snuggled and played and none of us could figure out why the change. We thought maybe the scent of my sisters cat had lingered on her clothes, making that first visit a rough one. Whereas when she came by car, the scent had had time to wear off. Well that was partially true…
Fast forward about six months when I went north to visit my family. My sister walked into my parents’ house and pupper ran to greet my sister. Stopped dead in her tracks and started growling and barking. Hackles raised, full protection mode. My sisters husband had just walked in behind her.
My precious puppy wanted NOTHING to do with him. She barked, growled, ran away, and sat between him and my sister. Y'all my dog had spent maybe a weekend a half around my sister but protected her like this was her flesh and blood.
Eventually, my sister filed for divorce on grounds of “Extreme and repeated mental, emotional, and sexual abuse.” Divorce was final in less than a month because her claims were substantiated.
Trust the dog, honey. They KNOW.

I’ve never owned dogs, but I used to work with horses (which are a lot like big dogs).
There was this one horse I worked with named Tonto. He was a doll. He followed me like a puppy, snuck treats out of my pocket, he was the sweetest thing. We were practically inseparable.
A guy I was considering dating came to visit me one day, and Tonto wanted NOTHING to do with him. Normally well behaved, he shoved himself between us and would NOT let this guy near me. He was stomping, acting really aggressive, and tried to bite the guy. This horse was practically dragging me back toward the barn. At that moment, despite being like, 17, I knew something was up, and ultimately things didn’t pan out for guy and me.
A year later I found out he had lied about his age (he said he was 18 but he was actually 27) he was arrested for sexually assaulting an 11 year old girl.
TRUST THE ANIMALS.

ALWAYS TRUST THE BABS

Animals recognize predators.

The reply with the mastiff gets me every single time. I’m not a dog person but my god, they are Good Animals.

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Scent: 13 things a girl wants from her guy
but won't ask fo...
1. Good morning/goodnight texts.
2. Pictures taken together.
3. Surprises, especially little ones.
4. Visiting & bringing her favorite food.
5. A hoodie with his scent allover it.
6. Really long hugs.
7. Slow dances.
8. Sincere compliments.
9. telling her how much you love her.
10. Real, deep conversations.
11. Nonsense but funny conversations too.
12. His"gentlemanliness".
13. Comfort & patience when she's in tears.
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ES

Scent: 13 things a girl wants from her guy
but won't ask fo...
1. Good morning/goodnight texts.
2. Pictures taken together.
3. Surprises, especially little ones.
4. Visiting & bringing her favorite food.
5. A hoodie with his scent allover it.
6. Really long hugs.
7. Slow dances.
8. Sincere compliments.
9. telling her how much you love her.
10. Real, deep conversations.
11. Nonsense but funny conversations too.
12. His"gentlemanliness".
13. Comfort & patience when she's in tears.
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ES

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