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Anaconda, At-At, and Bailey Jay: 100% facebook.com Hey everyone! Who's ready for Hawaii 2019? In anticipation of the wedding, and believe me, I know it's a longgg way away...but I would still like to announce the dress code! I am giving you a long notice of a year and a half so that you will have time to find and pick out something nice : The dress code is very specific because it will be used to create an incredible visual effect. If done right, it will make our synchronized dancing along the beach really pop SO, without further adoo WOMEN (100-160 LBS) GREEN Velvet Sweater ORANGE Suede Pants -Loubotin heels (the famous RED heeled shoes. when we spin and lift our feet, the effect will amaze you) -Burberry Scarf MEN (100-200 LBS) PURPLE Fuzzy Jacket Soda Hat All White Trainers -Plain Glow Sticks WOMEN (160 LBS +) -all BLACK sweater and pants. Any material -BLACK heels MEN (200 LBS+) -all CAMOFLAGE BLACK sneakers CHILDREN RED from head to toe. Remember the kids will form the shape of a heart, it needs to be true red not blood orange or some bullshit! Additionally, we will require that you wear formal attire after the dancing has ended. Please bring a change of clothing. Remember, the venue is extremely upscale, and we want to be looking our absolute BEST ladies and gents please, if you look like trash, so will we. All jokes aside, we want you to invest in an outfit valued at at least $1,000. This includes jewlery, accessories, makeup, and hair. Remember ladies and gents, this wedding is 24k themed for a reasorn You have a year and a half to get working. No excuses! Mwana beyoncescock: vorecrimes: charybdis-sans-fond: imsuchacapricorn: imsuchacapricorn: caffeinatedcorvid: lady-caryatid: daffodyke: doctormemes: symmetraismygf: squeezemetillipop: hornsandblackwool: Are straight white people okay???? What is this?! People like this exist. Interesting. this story has a part 2 THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are I thought it was the same person ngl. I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it. THERE’S AN UPDATE Stephanie is a true hero. my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet keep the updates coming please
Fantasy Football, Football, and Kansas City Chiefs: Email Address Phone Number Name: (optional): Site address (optional): Tip: How dare you guys link a video that was 9 months old, do you have anything better to do then ruin a young mans career ??? You pissed off a whole fan base thanks a lot. What did that b lose ? Oh yea nothing at all she got paid big bucks for acting childish and being disrespectful.I understand men aren't suppose to hit women but If it was just a normal man and women fighting the video wouldn't have been linked 9months later. I HOPE YOU ALL LOSE YOUR JOBS!! ate/Time Fri, Nov 30, 2018 8:06 PM ender Message You guys suck. Thanks for ruining my fantasy season. KAREEM HUNT FAN OUTRAGE Sender Message Hey tmz here is a hot tip. My !! You just F the chiets!! Just because u know we are unstoppable. So how about you cheat allttle bit more for the Brady bunch !! FU! Kareem Hunt fans are PISSED! The video of Kareem Hunt clearly attacking a woman is sparking a movement - an angry, bitter outpouring of hatred ... toward TMZ. Minutes after the Kansas City Chiefs made the decision to release Hunt ... we were flooded with emails calling us a**holes, pieces of s**t, blatant supporters of Tom Brady and many other not-so-pleasant things. We pulled together some of the spicier responses here - including one guy who broke up with his GF over the story. For the record, TMZ Sports is covering Kareem Hunt because there's video of him - a very famous NFL star - striking a woman. A woman who went to police to report the assault. As we've reported, the case appears to be in limbo - the Cleveland City Prosecutor is giving us a "no comment." As for Hunt's on-field punishment? There'd been none until we published the video, and the Chiefs say he lied to them about the incident. Point is ... the story's about something other than struggling fantasy football teams. Just sayin'. tmz nfl tmzsports kareemhunt football chiefs
Beard, Bless Up, and Bruh: Dog is so friendly and gentle to his tiny piggy @DrSmashlove Say Bruh u know how Twitter users wil out and do Unpopular Opinions? 😂 I’m always jealous because I don’t have a twitter so I can’t twit. But today imma insta my unpopular opinion and y’all can respond. Imma even help y’all with ya responses 😂. Ok? Deal? Here go. Smash’s Friday Afternoon Argumentative Unpopular Opinion: if u eat pork but not dog meat u a hippocrip PROVE ME WRONG 😂❤️. Potential reply No. 1: “easy for u smash ol muslim lookin a$$ ol ramadan Mubarak lookin a$$ ol grow a beard to look righteous but we know u struggle with demons like the rest of us lookin a$$ ol fake woke lookin a$$ is u even a male lookin a$$ or is u a female English PhD catfishing us lookin a$$. Not een a minority lookin a$$. Probably pakistanian lookin a$$ I KNOW U PAKISTANI EEN THO U SAID U AINT LOOKIN A$$. STOP LYIN OSMAN. Lookin a$$. Anyway lookin a$$ that’s easy for u to say! U CANT eat pork! If u could, u would - same way u eat chicken! Arbitrarily line drawing lookin a$$ STOP IT. BEEN WANTING TO SAY ALL THIS TO YA LOOKIN A$$. U DA REAL HIPPOCRIP LOOKIN A$$ ‘bless up 😊’ HAPPY GO LUCKY ALWAYS SMILING LOOKIN A$$ WHAT U SO HAPPY ABOUT SMASH LOW KEY U GET ON MY NERVES BUT I LIKE DOGS SO I STAY FOLLOWING LOOKIN A$$. AND MY FRIENDS THINK U FUNNY BUT I KNOW U A FRAUD LOOKIN A$$ IF 👏 U 👏 LOVED 👏 DOGS 👏 SO 👏 MUCH 👏 U 👏 WOULD 👏 HAVE 👏 A 👏 DOG 👏 LOOKIN 👏 A$$ 👏. Wait do he got a dog? 🤔 PAKISTANIANS AIN GOT DOGS AND HE GOTTA BE PAKISTANIAN WITH HIS LOOKIN A$$ SO IMMA SAY NO - or he a woman? Women love dogs 🤔 aye either way if he was $exy he would post a pic he probably a mutant WITH HIS LOOKIN 👏 A$$ 👏. (How’d I do? Bless up 😂❤️😍)
Bill Clinton, Bitch, and Driving: l Verizon 5:49 PM 0 * 42% whats-an-egg / safety-offcer-barto Salt and Pepper Diner is John Mulaney's funniest bit" is Xanax/Prostate Exam erasure and I will not stand for it officialqueer The overlooking of "The One Thing You Can't Replace" is a criminal act. jewishdragon LISTEN, I WAS JUST WATCHING JOHN MULANEY AND I RAISE YOU DUCKLINGS! bisexualgambit HOW COULD YOU NOT SAY DELTA AIRLINES???? kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd Bill Clinton Never Forgets A Bitch, Ever safety-officer-barto The responses to this post have been so amazing because it's reminded me, and I'm sure many others, of just how many hilarious bits John Mulaney has other than s&pd incendiarysongbird okay, but eighth graders doorstoplord could be a nursery awesomealfry being 12 years old on anotger continent is a great alibi starry-nightengale "Why buy the cow, question mark?" gadgethewolf THAT TALL CHILD LOOKS TERRIBLE apartmentofstabs And then. He ordered one black coffee for himself And kept driving spectralbarbhollano LOOK AT THAT HIGH WAISTED MAN, HE GOT FEMININE HIPS silly-slacker-person "We gon play jacks down at the soda fountain" NOBODY KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU IDIOT Y'know, how you talk to your grandma? ghettoinuyasha hello? HUSH bakvvas Eat assy buck a dick, and bell druugs mellowstarscape THEREISAHORSE LOOSE INTHE HOSTPITAL Source: safety-officer-barto 82,341 notes > anduinsholydick Tailor Automatic Screenshot Stitching I’m sorry but there is a Norwegian cruise liner leaving for Martinique and my plan is we both get very dressed up, including hats
Comfortable, Instagram, and Makeup: BRIGHTJOON'S ERASER MUSTARD 3121 GIVEAWAY <p><a href="http://brightjoon.tumblr.com/post/175388608486/as-some-of-you-know-i-recently-went-on-a-month" class="tumblr_blog">brightjoon</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>as some of you know, i recently went on a month long trip to china/korea in june, so i picked up some bt21/bts items for a giveaway! <b>THERE WILL BE TWO WINNERS</b> and the packages you can win are:</p> <h2><b>YOUNG FOREVER/album package</b></h2> <ul><li>one (1) copy of YOUNG FOREVER NIGHT VER. including 2 CDs, 1 polaroid photocard, photobook, and folded poster<br/></li> <ul><li>if you already have this album, you may choose any other BTS album to replace it with</li></ul><li>one (1) bt21 CHIMMY folder</li> <li>one (1) roll of COOKY washi tape</li> <li>one (1) sheet of bt21 RJ “point” face mask</li> <li>set of mystery BTS photocards</li> </ul><figure data-orig-width="1080" data-orig-height="824" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b5b47e89f148611c83aa99507409db57/tumblr_inline_pb2lw93dzU1uad2vj_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="1080" data-orig-height="824"/></figure><h2><b>FACE CARE package</b></h2> <ul><li>one (1) bt21 COOKY + SHOOKY folder<br/></li> <li>one (1) roll of SHOOKY washi tape</li> <li>set of 30 seokjin solo photocards</li> <li>one (1) sheet of bt21 RJ “point” face mask<br/></li> <li>two (2) innisfree sheet masks (bija, strawberry)</li> <li>one (1) etude house “blooming floral” silky hair oil sample</li> <li>one (1) etude house makeup remover sheet</li> <li>one (1) etude house sheet mask (olive)</li> <li>one (1) nature republic sheet mask (aloe)</li> </ul><figure data-orig-width="1082" data-orig-height="826" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2ec5d0747435ac8e71381fcfd5eca92b/tumblr_inline_pb2lwh3Wp91uad2vj_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="1082" data-orig-height="826"/></figure><p><i>(sorry there aren’t any mang or koya items, as the merch i bought for hyung characters in kr are now swallowed up by my big hyung loving heart)</i></p> <h2><b>RULES</b></h2> <h2><b>❗️❗️❗️NO SOLO OR OT6/OT5/OT3/ETC STANS MAY WIN THIS GIVEAWAY ❗️❗️❗️</b></h2> <ul><li>this giveaway is <b>open to both main blogs and sideblogs</b> </li></ul><ul><ul><li>content must mostly be bts, as this is a bts/bt21 giveaway!</li></ul></ul><ul><li> <b>must be following me</b> on tumblr as this is meant for my followers n mutuals.</li> <ul><li> <i>optional</i>: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/jess.pava/">check out my instagram!</a> </li></ul><li><b>reblog this post</b></li> <li> <b><a href="https://jesspava.typeform.com/to/Y88J2L">complete this typeform</a></b><br/></li> <ul><li>remember to reblog the original post &amp; fill out this form completely or your submission/application number will not be generated.</li></ul><li>giveaway ends <b>july 15th 6pm PST</b><br/></li> <ul><li>upon closing, typeform will randomly choose TWO responses to this survey, which means i am not responsible for picking the winners. this is the fairest way for me to run the giveaway.</li></ul><li>i will privately message both winners via tumblr and email asking for an <b>address</b> and <b>postage name (MUST be first and last)</b>. therefore, <b>you must be over 18 to enter</b> or comfortable sharing this information with me.<br/></li> <ul><li>if the first two winners do not reply within 48 hours of the giveaway ending, i will choose new winners</li></ul><li>the giveaway is <b>open internationally</b> </li> <li>don’t hesitate to message me w any questions you have!<br/></li> </ul><p>additional pictures of products below</p> <p><a href="http://brightjoon.tumblr.com/post/175388608486/as-some-of-you-know-i-recently-went-on-a-month" class="tmblr-truncated-link read_more">Keep reading</a></p></blockquote>

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Dating, Friends, and Gucci: 32m I've seen it with my own eyes, women are very shallow. I'm short, ugly, and broke so l dont date but my good looking friends get the hottest women and the most women. geee I wonder why VoteReply 25m . Have you considered that the r.. 19m How many short, ugly, broke women have you asked out? 3Reply 8m why would I do that Vote Reply <p><a href="http://candiikismet.tumblr.com/post/161964122616/karadin-anti-capitalistlesbianwitch" class="tumblr_blog">candiikismet</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://karadin.tumblr.com/post/161962781063/anti-capitalistlesbianwitch-its-mustard-gucci" class="tumblr_blog">karadin</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://anti-capitalistlesbianwitch.tumblr.com/post/161962201901/its-mustard-gucci-justneckbeardthings" class="tumblr_blog">anti-capitalistlesbianwitch</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://its-mustard-gucci.tumblr.com/post/161911741753/justneckbeardthings-lmaooooooooooooooo" class="tumblr_blog">its-mustard-gucci</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://justneckbeardthings.tumblr.com/post/161887312339" class="tumblr_blog">justneckbeardthings</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>🤔</p></blockquote> <p>LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</p> </blockquote> <p>I mean, really.</p> </blockquote> <p>They did a ‘test’ where women and men agreed to meet up for a date online, but the subjects would have images on their dating profiles of models (people not themselves) </p><p>Every time a man showed up for the date, saw the woman didn’t match the picture, he just turned around and left. </p><p>When women showed up to the date, they still greeted the man, sat down and had lunch, and sometimes the male partner even got a kiss goodbye. That should tell you everything you need to know about men and women and appearance.</p></blockquote> <p>That’s interesting.</p></blockquote> <p>Actually what it is it’s total bullshit. Those videos were heavily edited and I’m quite sure they took out all the unkind female responses and all the nicer male responses. Showing someone’s disappointment at being directly lied to is hardly proof of that shallow they are. Speaking as a woman I can say firsthand that women can be shallow as fuck. Stop with the bullshit generalizations.</p>