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        Brains, College, and Comfortable: arcticfoxbear
 Humans Are Weird
 So there has been a bit of what if humans were the weird ones?" going
 around tumbir at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking Earth is a wonky
 place, the axis tits, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for
 goodness sakes. What it what makes humans weird is just our capacity to
 survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean
 climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather?
 what if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans
 are all SCOREI Earth like worldl Lets get exploring before we get out
 competear And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and et, electrid
 storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just there. counting
 seconds between riashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving
 To paraphrase one of my favorite bits of a humans are awesome fiction
 megapost you don't know you're from a Death World until you leave it" For a
 ton of reasons, I really like the idea of Earth being Space Australa
 crazy-pages
 Alen: "Tm sorry what did you just say your comfortable temperature range is?
 Human-H0ถesty we can tolerate anywhere from-40 to 50 Celcius but we
 prefer the 0 to 30 range
 AlienI'm sorry, did you just list temperatures below freezing?
 Human: "Yeah, but most of us prefer to throw on scarves or jackets at those
 temperatures it can be a bt nippy
 Other human Nah mate, I knew this guy in college who refused to wear
 anything past his knees and elbows until it was -20 at least.
 Human: Heh
 Alilen And did you also say 50 Celcius? As in, hair way to bolling?"
 Human: Eugh Yes it sucks, we sweat everywhere, and god helip you it you
 Yeah everybody knows someone like that
 touch a seatbelt buckle, but yes
 Aen
 We've got like 50 uninhabitable planets we think you might enjoy
 val tashoth
 Youre telling me that you have. settiements On islands with active
 volcanism?
 well yeah i'm not about to tell Iceland and Hawail how to live their lives
 Actually, it's kind of a tourist attraction
 What, the moften rock?
 Well yeahl It's not every day you see a mountain spew out iquid rocks! The
 best one is Yelowstone, though All these hot springs and geysers from the
 YOU ACTIVELY SEEK OUT ACTIVE SUPERVOLCANOES?
 Shit, man, we swim in the groundwater near them.
 Sounds like the "Damned trlogy by Alan Dean Foster
 the-grand author
 And you say the poles of your world would get as low as negative one
 hundred with wind chit?
 Yup, with blizzards you cant see through every other day just about
 Amazingl when did you manage to send drones that could survive such
 temperatures?
 well, actually
 what?
 ..what?"
 we sent
 no yeah I heard you I just- what? You sent.. HUMANS. to a place one
 hundred degrees below treezing?
 y-yeah
 and they didnt. die?
 Well the first few did
 PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE
 PEOPLE32212121
 But surely you have records of volcanic activity doing tremendous damage to
 human settlements
 Yep. Pompeii is legendary. Entire cities went Towns buried under lava,
 peoples brains boiled in the first rush of heat, loads more kißed by falling
 ah, good, they learned their lesson and didn't build there again
 wel
 Are you serniously telling me this volcano is legendary for kiling several urban
 conurbations and you built on top of it AGAIN?
 In our defence it hasn't actually done it since
 What about earthquake-prone areas? Tell me you're at least vaguely sensibile
 about those
 Oh yeah After the first major earthquake that flattens a city, we budd them
 better
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                    Brains, College, and Comfortable: arcticfoxbear
 Humans Are Weird
 So there has been a bit of what if humans were the weird ones?" going
 around tumbir at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking Earth is a wonky
 place, the axis tits, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for
 goodness sakes. What it what makes humans weird is just our capacity to
 survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean
 climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather?
 what if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans
 are all SCOREI Earth like worldl Lets get exploring before we get out
 competear And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and et, electrid
 storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just there. counting
 seconds between riashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving
 To paraphrase one of my favorite bits of a humans are awesome fiction
 megapost you don't know you're from a Death World until you leave it" For a
 ton of reasons, I really like the idea of Earth being Space Australa
 crazy-pages
 Alen: "Tm sorry what did you just say your comfortable temperature range is?
 Human-H0ถesty we can tolerate anywhere from-40 to 50 Celcius but we
 prefer the 0 to 30 range
 AlienI'm sorry, did you just list temperatures below freezing?
 Human: "Yeah, but most of us prefer to throw on scarves or jackets at those
 temperatures it can be a bt nippy
 Other human Nah mate, I knew this guy in college who refused to wear
 anything past his knees and elbows until it was -20 at least.
 Human: Heh
 Alilen And did you also say 50 Celcius? As in, hair way to bolling?"
 Human: Eugh Yes it sucks, we sweat everywhere, and god helip you it you
 Yeah everybody knows someone like that
 touch a seatbelt buckle, but yes
 Aen
 We've got like 50 uninhabitable planets we think you might enjoy
 val tashoth
 Youre telling me that you have. settiements On islands with active
 volcanism?
 well yeah i'm not about to tell Iceland and Hawail how to live their lives
 Actually, it's kind of a tourist attraction
 What, the moften rock?
 Well yeahl It's not every day you see a mountain spew out iquid rocks! The
 best one is Yelowstone, though All these hot springs and geysers from the
 YOU ACTIVELY SEEK OUT ACTIVE SUPERVOLCANOES?
 Shit, man, we swim in the groundwater near them.
 Sounds like the "Damned trlogy by Alan Dean Foster
 the-grand author
 And you say the poles of your world would get as low as negative one
 hundred with wind chit?
 Yup, with blizzards you cant see through every other day just about
 Amazingl when did you manage to send drones that could survive such
 temperatures?
 well, actually
 what?
 ..what?"
 we sent
 no yeah I heard you I just- what? You sent.. HUMANS. to a place one
 hundred degrees below treezing?
 y-yeah
 and they didnt. die?
 Well the first few did
 PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE
 PEOPLE32212121
 But surely you have records of volcanic activity doing tremendous damage to
 human settlements
 Yep. Pompeii is legendary. Entire cities went Towns buried under lava,
 peoples brains boiled in the first rush of heat, loads more kißed by falling
 ah, good, they learned their lesson and didn't build there again
 wel
 Are you serniously telling me this volcano is legendary for kiling several urban
 conurbations and you built on top of it AGAIN?
 In our defence it hasn't actually done it since
 What about earthquake-prone areas? Tell me you're at least vaguely sensibile
 about those
 Oh yeah After the first major earthquake that flattens a city, we budd them
 better
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        Dad, Family, and Fire: Meghan McCain
 @MeghanMcCain
 I love you forever - my beloved father
 @SenJohnMcCain
 My father, United States Senator John Sidney McCain III, departed this life today.
 I was with my father at his end, as he was with me at my beginning. In the thirty-three years we
 shared together, he raised me, taught me, corrected me, comforted me, encouraged me, and
 supported me in all things. He loved me, and I loved him. He taught me how to live. His love and
 his care, ever present, always unfailing, took me from a girl to a woman- and he showed me
 what it is to be a man
 All that I am is thanks to him. Now that he is gone, the task of my lifetime is to live up to his
 example, his expectations, and his love.
 My father's passing comes with sorrow and grief for me, for my mother, for my brothers, and for
 my sisters. He was a great fire who burned bright, and we lived in his light and warmth for so
 very long. We know that his flame lives on, in each of us. The days and years to come will not
 be the same without my dad-but they will be good days, filled with life and love, because of
 the example he lived for us.
 Your prayers, for his soul and for our family, are sincerely appreciated.
 My father is gone, and I miss him as only an adoring daughter can. But in this loss, and in this
 sorrow,I take comfort in this: John McCain, hero of the republic and to his little girl, wakes today
 to something more glorious than anything on this earth. Today the warrior enters his true and
 eternal life, greeted by those who have gone before him, rising to meet the Author of All Things:
 "The dream is ended: this is the morning.
Earlier, Meghan McCain tweeted about the passing of her father, Sen. John McCain.
        

            
            

                
                
                    Dad, Family, and Fire: Meghan McCain
 @MeghanMcCain
 I love you forever - my beloved father
 @SenJohnMcCain
 My father, United States Senator John Sidney McCain III, departed this life today.
 I was with my father at his end, as he was with me at my beginning. In the thirty-three years we
 shared together, he raised me, taught me, corrected me, comforted me, encouraged me, and
 supported me in all things. He loved me, and I loved him. He taught me how to live. His love and
 his care, ever present, always unfailing, took me from a girl to a woman- and he showed me
 what it is to be a man
 All that I am is thanks to him. Now that he is gone, the task of my lifetime is to live up to his
 example, his expectations, and his love.
 My father's passing comes with sorrow and grief for me, for my mother, for my brothers, and for
 my sisters. He was a great fire who burned bright, and we lived in his light and warmth for so
 very long. We know that his flame lives on, in each of us. The days and years to come will not
 be the same without my dad-but they will be good days, filled with life and love, because of
 the example he lived for us.
 Your prayers, for his soul and for our family, are sincerely appreciated.
 My father is gone, and I miss him as only an adoring daughter can. But in this loss, and in this
 sorrow,I take comfort in this: John McCain, hero of the republic and to his little girl, wakes today
 to something more glorious than anything on this earth. Today the warrior enters his true and
 eternal life, greeted by those who have gone before him, rising to meet the Author of All Things:
 "The dream is ended: this is the morning.
Earlier, Meghan McCain tweeted about the passing of her father, Sen. John McCain.
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        Bitch, Life, and Omg: <p><a href="http://matt-ruins-feminisms-shit.tumblr.com/post/169623862116/lastsonlost-neonblak-prince-of-legba" class="tumblr_blog">matt-ruins-feminisms-shit</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/169623422862/neonblak-prince-of-legba-bana05" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://neonblak.tumblr.com/post/160132367133/prince-of-legba-bana05-apaullo95" class="tumblr_blog">neonblak</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://prince-of-legba.tumblr.com/post/160127925428/bana05-apaullo95-pettydavis-sugabaes" class="tumblr_blog">prince-of-legba</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://bana05.tumblr.com/post/159579349528/apaullo95-pettydavis-sugabaes" class="tumblr_blog">bana05</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://apaullo95.tumblr.com/post/159576119551" class="tumblr_blog">apaullo95</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://pettydavis.tumblr.com/post/159564719140/sugabaes-the-real-eye-to-see-white-people" class="tumblr_blog">pettydavis</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://sugabaes.tumblr.com/post/159564588486/the-real-eye-to-see-white-people-always-need-a" class="tumblr_blog">sugabaes</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://the-real-eye-to-see.tumblr.com/post/159564474392/white-people-always-need-a-reminder-they-act" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-eye-to-see</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<figure data-orig-width="563" data-orig-height="168" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b600a8938a3ba68652077381433ecfd4/tumblr_inline_ooeipxynzq1t3082v_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="563" data-orig-height="168"/></figure><p>White people always need a reminder they act disrespectfully</p>
</blockquote>
<p>OMG get ha!!!!</p>
</blockquote>

<p>this added 10 years to my life</p>
</blockquote>

<p>do this to everyone who bodyshames</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I feel so cleansed.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Worth the wait. Is it weird I heard their accents without the sound?</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Boooyy I was bout ready to fight I’m glad something happened</p>
</blockquote>
<p>But what the fuck is up with the two women who just pop out of nowhere to tell a another total stranger how to live their life?</p>
<p>like bitch who the fuck is you.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Bless that man, I could feel my inner rage building just at the audacity of these bitches, I feel much better with how it ended. I don’t appreciate the morons making it a racial thing but I do absolutely agree people need more immediate social consequences for behaving like absolute trash people. You try to tell strangers how to live their lives by berating them in public…maybe you get knocked out next time. </p><p>Seriously you think that guy doesn’t know he’s fat? Mind your own business you cuntwagon.</p></blockquote>
        

            
            

                
                
                    Bitch, Life, and Omg: <p><a href="http://matt-ruins-feminisms-shit.tumblr.com/post/169623862116/lastsonlost-neonblak-prince-of-legba" class="tumblr_blog">matt-ruins-feminisms-shit</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/169623422862/neonblak-prince-of-legba-bana05" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://neonblak.tumblr.com/post/160132367133/prince-of-legba-bana05-apaullo95" class="tumblr_blog">neonblak</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://prince-of-legba.tumblr.com/post/160127925428/bana05-apaullo95-pettydavis-sugabaes" class="tumblr_blog">prince-of-legba</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://bana05.tumblr.com/post/159579349528/apaullo95-pettydavis-sugabaes" class="tumblr_blog">bana05</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://apaullo95.tumblr.com/post/159576119551" class="tumblr_blog">apaullo95</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://pettydavis.tumblr.com/post/159564719140/sugabaes-the-real-eye-to-see-white-people" class="tumblr_blog">pettydavis</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://sugabaes.tumblr.com/post/159564588486/the-real-eye-to-see-white-people-always-need-a" class="tumblr_blog">sugabaes</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://the-real-eye-to-see.tumblr.com/post/159564474392/white-people-always-need-a-reminder-they-act" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-eye-to-see</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<figure data-orig-width="563" data-orig-height="168" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b600a8938a3ba68652077381433ecfd4/tumblr_inline_ooeipxynzq1t3082v_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="563" data-orig-height="168"/></figure><p>White people always need a reminder they act disrespectfully</p>
</blockquote>
<p>OMG get ha!!!!</p>
</blockquote>

<p>this added 10 years to my life</p>
</blockquote>

<p>do this to everyone who bodyshames</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I feel so cleansed.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Worth the wait. Is it weird I heard their accents without the sound?</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Boooyy I was bout ready to fight I’m glad something happened</p>
</blockquote>
<p>But what the fuck is up with the two women who just pop out of nowhere to tell a another total stranger how to live their life?</p>
<p>like bitch who the fuck is you.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Bless that man, I could feel my inner rage building just at the audacity of these bitches, I feel much better with how it ended. I don’t appreciate the morons making it a racial thing but I do absolutely agree people need more immediate social consequences for behaving like absolute trash people. You try to tell strangers how to live their lives by berating them in public…maybe you get knocked out next time. </p><p>Seriously you think that guy doesn’t know he’s fat? Mind your own business you cuntwagon.</p></blockquote>
                    
                    

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Brains, Chill, and College: 53
 Humans Are Weird
 arcticfoxbear
 So there has been a bit of what if humans were the weird ones? going
 around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky
 place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for
 goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to
 survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean
 climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather?
 What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans
 are all "SCOREI Earth like worldi Let's get exploring before we get out
 competed! And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric
 storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just.. there... counting
 seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving
 arafaelkestra
 To paraphrase one of my favorite bits of a 'humans are awesome' fiction
 megapost: "you don't know you're from a Death World until you leave it. For a
 ton of reasons, I really like the idea of Earth being Space Australia.
 crazy-pages
 Alien: Im sorry, what did you just say your comfortable temperature range is?
 Human: "Honestly we can tolerate anywhere from -40 to 50 Celcius, but we
 prefer the 0 to 30 range.
 Alien:"... I'm sorry did you just list temperatures below freezing?
 Human: "Yeah, but most of us prefer to throw on scarves or jackets at those
 temperatures it can be a bit nippy
 Other human: "Nah mate, I knew this guy in college who refused to wear
 anything past his knees and elbows until it was-20 at least.
 Human "Heh. Yeah everybody knows someone like that.
 Alien:.. And did you also say 50 Celcius? As in, half way to boiling?
 Human: "Eugh. Yes. It sucks, we sweat everywhere, and god help you if you
 touch a seatbelt buckle, but yes.
 Alien: "..... We've got like 50 uninhabitable planets we think you might enjoy.
 val-tashoth
 You're telling me that you have... settlements. On islands with active
 volcanism?
 Well, yeah. I'm not about to tell Iceland and Hawall how to live their lives
 Actually, it's kind of a tourist attraction.
 What, the molten rock?"
 Well, yeahl It's not every day you see a mountain spew out liquid rocks! The
 best one is Yellowstone, though. All these hot springs and geysers from the
 YOU ACTIVELY SEEK OUT ACTIVE SUPERVOLCANOES7
 Shit, man, we swim in the groundwater near them.
 Sounds like the Damned" trilogy by Alan Dean Foster
 the-grand author
 And you say the poles of your world would get as low as negative one
 hundred with wind chill?
 Yup, with blizzards you cant see through every other day just about."
 Amazing! when did you manage to send drones that could survive such
 well, actually.
 ...what?
 we kinda.sent... people..
 ".. what?
 we sent-
 no yeah I heard you I just- what? You sent... HUMANS... to a place one
 hundred degrees below freezing?"
 y-yeah
 and they didn't... die?
 Well the first few did
 PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE
 PEOPLE???1?1712
 burntcopper
 But surely you have records of volcanic activity doing tremendous damage to
 human settlements
 Yep. Pompeil is legendary. Entire cities went. Towns buried under lava,
 peoples' brains boiled in the first rush of heat, loads more killed by falling
 ah, good, they learned their lesson and didn't build there again
 ...well..
 Are you seriously telling me this volcano is legendary for killing several urban
 conurbations and you built on top of it AGAIN?
 In our defence it hasn't actually done it since
 What about earthquake-prone areas? Tell me you're at least vaguely sensible
 about those
 Oh yeah. After the first major earthquake that flattens a city, we build them
 better
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                    Brains, Chill, and College: 53
 Humans Are Weird
 arcticfoxbear
 So there has been a bit of what if humans were the weird ones? going
 around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky
 place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for
 goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to
 survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean
 climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather?
 What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans
 are all "SCOREI Earth like worldi Let's get exploring before we get out
 competed! And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric
 storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just.. there... counting
 seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving
 arafaelkestra
 To paraphrase one of my favorite bits of a 'humans are awesome' fiction
 megapost: "you don't know you're from a Death World until you leave it. For a
 ton of reasons, I really like the idea of Earth being Space Australia.
 crazy-pages
 Alien: Im sorry, what did you just say your comfortable temperature range is?
 Human: "Honestly we can tolerate anywhere from -40 to 50 Celcius, but we
 prefer the 0 to 30 range.
 Alien:"... I'm sorry did you just list temperatures below freezing?
 Human: "Yeah, but most of us prefer to throw on scarves or jackets at those
 temperatures it can be a bit nippy
 Other human: "Nah mate, I knew this guy in college who refused to wear
 anything past his knees and elbows until it was-20 at least.
 Human "Heh. Yeah everybody knows someone like that.
 Alien:.. And did you also say 50 Celcius? As in, half way to boiling?
 Human: "Eugh. Yes. It sucks, we sweat everywhere, and god help you if you
 touch a seatbelt buckle, but yes.
 Alien: "..... We've got like 50 uninhabitable planets we think you might enjoy.
 val-tashoth
 You're telling me that you have... settlements. On islands with active
 volcanism?
 Well, yeah. I'm not about to tell Iceland and Hawall how to live their lives
 Actually, it's kind of a tourist attraction.
 What, the molten rock?"
 Well, yeahl It's not every day you see a mountain spew out liquid rocks! The
 best one is Yellowstone, though. All these hot springs and geysers from the
 YOU ACTIVELY SEEK OUT ACTIVE SUPERVOLCANOES7
 Shit, man, we swim in the groundwater near them.
 Sounds like the Damned" trilogy by Alan Dean Foster
 the-grand author
 And you say the poles of your world would get as low as negative one
 hundred with wind chill?
 Yup, with blizzards you cant see through every other day just about."
 Amazing! when did you manage to send drones that could survive such
 well, actually.
 ...what?
 we kinda.sent... people..
 ".. what?
 we sent-
 no yeah I heard you I just- what? You sent... HUMANS... to a place one
 hundred degrees below freezing?"
 y-yeah
 and they didn't... die?
 Well the first few did
 PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE
 PEOPLE???1?1712
 burntcopper
 But surely you have records of volcanic activity doing tremendous damage to
 human settlements
 Yep. Pompeil is legendary. Entire cities went. Towns buried under lava,
 peoples' brains boiled in the first rush of heat, loads more killed by falling
 ah, good, they learned their lesson and didn't build there again
 ...well..
 Are you seriously telling me this volcano is legendary for killing several urban
 conurbations and you built on top of it AGAIN?
 In our defence it hasn't actually done it since
 What about earthquake-prone areas? Tell me you're at least vaguely sensible
 about those
 Oh yeah. After the first major earthquake that flattens a city, we build them
 better
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        Brains, Chill, and College: arcticfoxbear
 Humans Are Weird
 So there has been a bit of "what if humans were the weird ones?" going
 around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky
 place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for
 goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to
 survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean
 climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather?
 What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans
 are all SCOREI Earth like world! Let's get exploring before we get out
 competed! And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric
 storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just. there...counting
 seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving
 arafaelkestra
 To paraphrase one of my favorite bits of a humans are awesome' fiction
 megapost: "you don't know you're from a Death World until you leave it." For a
 ton of reasons, I really like the idea of Earth being Space Australia.
 crazy-pages
 Alien: "I'm sorry, what did you just say your comfortable temperature range is?"
 Human: "Honestly we can tolerate anywhere from -40 to 50 Celcius, but we
 prefer the 0 to 30 range.
 I'm sorry, did you just list temperatures below freezing?
 Alen:
 Human: "Yeah, but most of us prefer to throw on scarves or jackets at those
 temperatures it can be a bit nippy"
 Other human: "Nah mate, I knew this guy in college who refused to wear
 anything past his knees and elbows until it was -20 at least.
 Human: "Heh. Yeah everybody knows someone like that.
 And did you also say 50 Celcius? As in, half way to bolling?
 Alien:
 Human: "Eugh. Yes. It sucks, we sweat everywhere, and god help you if you
 touch a seatbelt buckle, but yes.
 Alien:
 We've got like 50 uninhabitable planets we think you might enjoy."
 val-tashoth
 "You're telling me that you have... settlements. On islands with active
 volcanism?
 "Well, yeah. I'm not about to tell Iceland and Hawall how to live their lives.
 Actually, it's kind of a tourist attraction.
 "What, the molten rock?"
 "Well, yeah! It's not every day you see a mountain spew out liquid rocks! The
 best one is Yellowstone, though. All these hot springs and geysers from the
 supervolcano-
 "You ACTIVELY SEEK OUT ACTIVE SUPERVOLCANOES?
 "Shit, man, we swim in the groundwater near them."
 wuestenratte
 Sounds like the "Damned" trilogy by Alan Dean Foster
 the-grand-author
 "And you say the poles of your world would get as low as negative one
 hundred with wind chill?"
 "Yup, with blizzards you cant see through every other day just about.
 "Amazingl when did you manage to send drones that could survive such
 temperatures?
 well, actually..
 *.what?
 we kinda.. sent..
 people.
 what?"
 we sent-
 "no yeah I heard you I just- what? You sent... HUMANS... to a place one
 hundred degrees below freezing?
 "y-yeah
 "and they didn't... die?"
 "Well the first few did
 "PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE
 PEOPLE???!?1?1?
 burntcopper
 But surely you have records of volcanic activity doing tremendous damage to
 human settlements.
 'Yep. Pompei is legendary. Entire cities went. Towns buried under lava,
 peoples' brains boiled in the first rush of heat, loads more killed by falling
 pumice.
 'ah, good, they learned their lesson and didn't build there again.
 .well.."
 Are you seriously telling me this volcano is legendary for killing several urban
 conurbations and you built on top of it AGAIN?
 In our defence it hasn't actually done it since
 What about earthquake-prone areas? Tell me you're at least vaguely sensible
 about those.
 Oh yeah. After the first major earthquake that flattens a city, we build them
 better
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                    Brains, Chill, and College: arcticfoxbear
 Humans Are Weird
 So there has been a bit of "what if humans were the weird ones?" going
 around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky
 place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for
 goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to
 survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean
 climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather?
 What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans
 are all SCOREI Earth like world! Let's get exploring before we get out
 competed! And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric
 storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just. there...counting
 seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving
 arafaelkestra
 To paraphrase one of my favorite bits of a humans are awesome' fiction
 megapost: "you don't know you're from a Death World until you leave it." For a
 ton of reasons, I really like the idea of Earth being Space Australia.
 crazy-pages
 Alien: "I'm sorry, what did you just say your comfortable temperature range is?"
 Human: "Honestly we can tolerate anywhere from -40 to 50 Celcius, but we
 prefer the 0 to 30 range.
 I'm sorry, did you just list temperatures below freezing?
 Alen:
 Human: "Yeah, but most of us prefer to throw on scarves or jackets at those
 temperatures it can be a bit nippy"
 Other human: "Nah mate, I knew this guy in college who refused to wear
 anything past his knees and elbows until it was -20 at least.
 Human: "Heh. Yeah everybody knows someone like that.
 And did you also say 50 Celcius? As in, half way to bolling?
 Alien:
 Human: "Eugh. Yes. It sucks, we sweat everywhere, and god help you if you
 touch a seatbelt buckle, but yes.
 Alien:
 We've got like 50 uninhabitable planets we think you might enjoy."
 val-tashoth
 "You're telling me that you have... settlements. On islands with active
 volcanism?
 "Well, yeah. I'm not about to tell Iceland and Hawall how to live their lives.
 Actually, it's kind of a tourist attraction.
 "What, the molten rock?"
 "Well, yeah! It's not every day you see a mountain spew out liquid rocks! The
 best one is Yellowstone, though. All these hot springs and geysers from the
 supervolcano-
 "You ACTIVELY SEEK OUT ACTIVE SUPERVOLCANOES?
 "Shit, man, we swim in the groundwater near them."
 wuestenratte
 Sounds like the "Damned" trilogy by Alan Dean Foster
 the-grand-author
 "And you say the poles of your world would get as low as negative one
 hundred with wind chill?"
 "Yup, with blizzards you cant see through every other day just about.
 "Amazingl when did you manage to send drones that could survive such
 temperatures?
 well, actually..
 *.what?
 we kinda.. sent..
 people.
 what?"
 we sent-
 "no yeah I heard you I just- what? You sent... HUMANS... to a place one
 hundred degrees below freezing?
 "y-yeah
 "and they didn't... die?"
 "Well the first few did
 "PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE
 PEOPLE???!?1?1?
 burntcopper
 But surely you have records of volcanic activity doing tremendous damage to
 human settlements.
 'Yep. Pompei is legendary. Entire cities went. Towns buried under lava,
 peoples' brains boiled in the first rush of heat, loads more killed by falling
 pumice.
 'ah, good, they learned their lesson and didn't build there again.
 .well.."
 Are you seriously telling me this volcano is legendary for killing several urban
 conurbations and you built on top of it AGAIN?
 In our defence it hasn't actually done it since
 What about earthquake-prone areas? Tell me you're at least vaguely sensible
 about those.
 Oh yeah. After the first major earthquake that flattens a city, we build them
 better
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