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Ass, Bailey Jay, and Bless Up: Happiest mug shot ever! Part 3. To get rid of them insecurities, be specific about what yo man do that make him special. "OMG the way u [___]? NOBODY HAS EVER MADE ME FEEL THAT WAY BEFORE." Bam. Like the Somali dude in the tom hank movie said, He da Captain now. And if it ain't sexual, make it sweet. "Baby you have set the bar for how I need to be loved." U feel me? Men are delicate like a porcelain vase bruv - telling him he ruined u in some way will get u hella points. Airline points. Pretty soon u have platinum status (๐Ÿ’) and a companion pass - u feel me? But that's still Level 2 fixing. Y'all want Level 1 fixing? BE HELLA VAGUE ABOUT YO PERSONAL LIFE. U DON'T OWE HIM SHIT. AND FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T VOLUNTEER SH!T. I can't say this strongly enuf. Y'all on break? BE VAGUE. He ask about exes? BE VAGUE. Remember that u dealing with a delicate and jealous man-child. The same way yo mama would say she forgot her purse when y'all see the ice cream man bc she don't wanna buy u ice cream every time and spoil u (white lie), do the same thing: "baby I'm really just taking this time on break to think. I'm not really in that mindset to be out and about." BAM. IF U THINK YALL ARE ONLY "on break" AND GON BE BACK TOGETHER IN A MONTH, FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T EFF HIS HEAD UP WITH SPECIFICS: "Things have been pretty great. U know Marquis who's 6'14" and works at the cross fit gym in the south loop training people for 27 hours per day and gets hit on by all the slim thick cross fit white girls who have 1,200 followers on IG and post before-after pics all day? He's been laying pipe for weeks. Missed my period. Pretty sure I might be pregnant. Don't even care. My body is utterly ready for Marquis Jr ๐Ÿ˜." <- BABY EVEN IF THIS IS TRUE (AND I HOPE IT IS!) - DON'T SAY IT ๐Ÿ˜‚. Remember that trapped in that grown man is a lil ass boy. 1. Be reassuring. 2. Tell him what he does that's amazing. 3. BE VAGUE. SAY U AIN'T DATING. SAY U NEVER DATED ANYONE REALLY IMPORTANT TO U. SAY YO EX HUSBAND WAS A LIMP DICK (even if he was a Python PP ๐Ÿ˜Ž). U AIN'T GOING TO HELL OFF A LIL WHITE LIE OR TWO LIKE THAT. TELL THE LIE AND THEN DONATE $20 TO SYRIAN ORPHANS (link in bio ๐Ÿค—) GOD IS FORGIVING BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Beautiful, Beer, and Best Friend: Anonymous o4/06/160Wed)23:36:51 No.678090833 678091439 File geh jpg (12 KB, 194x204) 678090210 want me to? sure. be me on a cruise with my best friend >we were both 18 finally, which meant we got to drink on the boat >go to a bar on the cruise the first night >im a dancer, so i buy a beer and head out to the dance floor start showing off realize the cruise is full of old married fucks except for one girl beautiful, about my age, long black hair, huge butt but still skinny easily the hottest girl i would ever hook up with she starts trying to have a dance battle >l engage for a few minutes, then flip it into us grinding >eventually i pull the stupid "hey, buy you a drink?" line on her >mfw she says yes >we go to the bar and meet my friend Cont. Anonymous 04/06/16 (Wed)23:41:55 No.678091439 678090833 we start chatting learn her name and that shes from new jersey must be the hottest girl to ever come out of new jersey she gives me her room number and tells me to meet her at the pool tomorrow agree, super stoked >meet her at the pool the next day >she brings her friend for my bud >we all start chatting and laughing and drinking a ton >i couldnt stop staring at her b in that tiny bikini >we ride the waterslide together, and every time we do we made out >we go to the club together that night and dance/drink some more >we continue this process every night for a week last day of the cruise comes Cont. Anonymous 04/06/16 (Wed)23:47:04 No.678092126 678091439 >still havent fucked yet kind of upset at that but we always had to do different things with our families finally, she and i hang out by ourselves on the last night her friend and my buddy went back to their room already >we slow dance at one of the old people clubs to earth angel >she whispers in my ear if i have my room k >holyfuckingshititsmotherfuckinghappening.gi we go back to my room we go inside we get in bed >and i realize that i have no fucking clue what to do >i was still a virgin, and the thought of this girl laughing at my limp dick made me anything but horny i got scared as fuck >she climbs on top of me, obviously having done this before >she realizes im softer than tissues >she giggles and starts to go down on me >now when i tell you this was the most amazing god damn blowjob in the whole entire fucking world i want you to fucking believe it two seconds in and i almost blew my load but i had to fuck this girl a new of confidence overcame me now or Cont. Anonymous 04/06/16 (Wed)23:54:03 No.678092926 678092126 >i climb on top, and quickly try to wrap my dick up >start going soft >fuck condoms >l try to stick it in her but i have no idea what direction to go >im so close please god dont let me fuck this up now >i think by now she has realized that i am a virgin >she pulls me in, kisses me, and puts me on my back >she gets on top and rubs my head against her pussy until i can get a half chub going >i was so fucking nervous man it finally slips in >holy shit >im having sex >im finally fucking doing i >she starts bouncing up and down this is fucking incredible >i can feel her asscheeks on my thighs >she felt so good when suddenly fuck, gotta cum i quickly throw her off, expecting to blow on one of the tshirts strewn across my floor she comes up to me and putts her mouth on it >she lets me blow my loud in her mouth >holy >shit i couldnt believe what i had just done she swallows everything >lays down next to me and giggles, then gives me a sad kind of look she hugs my arm and gets up to go back to her room on the way out, she says >im going to miss you a lot, anon. >my heart wrenched we tried to stay in contact, but naturally, it just didnt work. i still see her on insta times with her new boyfriend. my current girlfriend is wonderful but god do i miss that girl sometimes summer flings, man Anon goes on a Cruise
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