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Memes, Indonesia, and Michael: Ditengah Operasi Trikora, Kopassus Dapat Misi Dadakan Cari Sosok Anak Konglomerat di Suku Kanibal Papua HUMANDoD Sejarah pernah mencatat, Kopassus menjalani misi pencarian anak konglomerat Amerika Serikat di hutan Papua. Kisah itu dijalani oleh Sintong Panjaitan yang juga pernah menjadi Danjen Kopassus. Lalu siapa sosok yang dicari Kopassus itu untuk diselamatkan dari hutan Papua yang terkenal dihuni oleh suku 'kanibal'. Dia adalah Michael Rockfeller. Kisah hidup Michael Rockefeller berakhir misterius di belantara Papua. Michael Rockefeller adalah anak dari miliarder Amerika Serikat, Nelson Rockefeller. Michael Rockefeller diketahui telah lama ingin menjelajahi hutan Papua yang dulunya disebut Irian Barat. Michael Rockefeller dikenal senang berpetualang di alam liar. Di tahun 1961, para antropolog dunia memang sedang menggandrungi penjelajahan ke daerah-daerah yang belum dijamah. Sebut saja daerah tersebut adalah 'unexpected area' di Bumi. Satu di antara sasaran penjelajahan ialah di Hindia New Guinea atau Papua. Tujuan Michael Rockefeller ini ingin menemui Suku Asmat yang saat itu sama sekali belum dijamah oleh kehidupan luar. Dari keinginannya itu lah petualangan penuh teka-teki ini dimulai pada 17 November 1961. Bersama dengan seorang antropolog Belanda, Rene Wassing, Michael Rockefeller menaiki sebuah perahu tradisional. Mereka menyusuri sungai-sungai di belantara hutan Papua. Apes bagi mereka, pada 19 November 1961, perahu yang mereka tumpangi terbalik dan hanyut di sungai. Sampai di bantaran sungai, hanya Rene Wassing pemandu lokal mereka yang selamat. Sedangkan Michael Rockefeller hilang. Raibnya Michael Rockefeller muda ini bahkan menjadi headline berita di berbagai belahan dunia. Keluarganya di AS yang mendengar hilangnya Michael Rockefeller berusaha melakukan operasi pencarian. Namun mereka kesulitan mendapat akses. Pasalnya, kala itu di Irian Barat sedang ada operasi militer skala besar (Trikora) yang dilakukan Indonesia untuk merebut Bumi Cenderawasih dari tangan Belanda. Walaupun begitu, pencarian Michael Rockefeller tetap dilaksanakan. Banyak spekulasi muncul mengenai nasib Michael Rockefeller. Dari ia mati dimakan buaya, tenggelam, hingga yang paling heboh menjadi korban kanibalisme di pedalaman Papua. Next🔻

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Advice, Confused, and Disappointed: alexaloraetheris: Reasons I believe my friend is secretly some kind of deity 1) First time we spoke was a week after the beggining of freshman year she summed up my entire character and most of the events of my life Sherlock style. I asked her how the hell she knew all that. She just shrugged and said she figured out our entire class already 1 2) The one time we had religion class instead of ethics she listened to the teacher for a few minutes, laughed and told me "Humans have wished to be gods so much they've forgotten they have to ability to create them. Imagination has truly suffered from this monotheism stuff." I was confused and asked her if she was an atheist. She rolled her eyes and said Oh I believe in god alright. I just don't think the bastard deserves to be worshipped." 3) Out of nowhere she gave me this advice The only truth a liar ever told was that lies weren't going to save you. Don't become the liar who has to pass that wisdom on, because they speak from experience 4) To this day, she has one of those old-timey phones with buttons she only uses to ocassionally call someone. When I asked her why she never got a smartphone she got pouty: "I hate social media. On Facebook they talk a lot but never say anything. If I wanted to listen to people moan about their problems and ask for help they don't expect l'd listen to their prayers." (Notice the choice of words) 5) I noticed she was stiff and I offered her a massage since I'm really good at it but when i started kneading her back I swear to this day those were not muscles I felt. I asked her what she did to turn her muscles into rocks covered with a thin layer of skin and she kinda froze then shrugged and said she was just really, really stiff. My hands hurt after ten minutes when I can usually go for an hour. Next time I offered she seemed surprised and laughed. She still has rocks for muscles 6) We were having a debate over the way neural pathways are formed (I study biology and she forensics) and I jokingly asked if I could have her brain for study when she dies. She laughed Sure, if you find a way to kill me you can have it. I'm actually curious what you're gonna find." 7) One time she was tired and miserable and I tried to comfort her. We both have really dark sense of humor so I told her she could scare the dead out of their graves with that glare. She told me the dead can't come back and I rolled my eyes and said 'obviously' but she continued When you die you descend to the underworld with nothing to lose. To keep you, they give you something to lose. When you want to return, they will demand it back. That's why nobody ever leaves. The only way out is to never enter." 8) One day she just came up to me with a disappointed look on her face When I asked her what was wrong she was quiet for a few seconds and then just told me "Betrayals committed in good intentions are still damning. Just... keep that in mind." Then she left and didn't speak to me for three days. I still don't know what she meant but even three years later I haven't forgotten it. 9) We were casually sitting on a bench when, out of nowhere, she asked me Is it just me or have humans gotten dumber? Or have they always been this stupid and I just haven't been paying attention?" 10) She asked me if I ever wondered what it was like to die. I said no but told her I would tell her when I found out. I meant it as a ghost joke but she smiled at me and said Great. I'll wait for you to come back. Maybe you'll even remember me In conclusion, she is some kind of low-key god and she lost her faith in humanity even before we lost our faith in her but she's stuck with us because immortality is a bitclh P.S. I just remembered her name is a variation on 'Eve'. Maybe l should reconsider my atheist status?! What if God was one of us?
Target, Tumblr, and Blog: unclefather:He rides a plane the whole way around the world each year just so people don’t call him a liar when he calls himself “mr.worldwide”

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Bad, Doctor, and Funny: "We all know you are faking being sick to avoid the class" Funny Popcorn This happened to me while i was in elementary school. Our mrs. math teacher really hated my guts for no reason really. She would always find an axcuse to lower my grades or blame me for something i didn't do. I was a pretty sick kid that had bad astma, dermatitis and was sickish in general. Thinking back, I think her hating me had a lot to do with that, as she felt i had "special treatment and privileges" One day we were doing a test and i started feeling very bad. It came to the point of really needing to puke but i held it in because i knew she wouldn't believe me. Theni started shaking and kinda puked a bit in my mouth so i stood up and started to go towards the toilet (we had a rule that anybody who has to go to the toilet can do so without asking) She ofcourse stopped me and told me to sit back down. I tried explaining but she wouldn't have it. One girl stood up to me and said something like "he is really pale and shaking and sweating, i think he needs to go home". That caused the teacher to go on a 5 minute rant how i'm a spoiled liar who didn't study for the test and now i'm trying to fool everybody and that i'm taking away their precious test time and they should hate me for that" I said i really need to puke and she just scoffed saying "You ain't going anywhere with your lies so you might as well do your imaginary puking here'". Yeah... You can guess what happened next. Not sure if this is compliance because i couldn't hold it in anymore anyway but i was so happy while doing it. First i puked a bit trough my arm and then it all went out. Across her desk (grading book was ruined) and all over the floor. She tried to blame me saying that i "threw up by force" but the principle didn't buy it after the doctor examined me. Nothing special happened to her but she never bothered me again. Everyone knows “that kid” who was sick in class but nobody knows “that teacher” who continues to harass a kid after they’ve thrown up all over the classroom

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