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lolzandtrollz: The Answers Are Priceless: 15 Kids Were Asked About Their Thoughts On Marriage. These Answers Are Priceless When is it okay to kiss someone? The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, ther you should marry them and have kids with them It's the right thing to do. - Howard, age 8 The law says you have to be eighteen, so l wouldn't want to mess with that - Curt, age 7 When they're rich - Pam, age 7 What is the right age to get married? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. - Camille, age 10 No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married - Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) How can a stranger tell if two people are married? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids Derrick, age 8 What do you think your mom and dad have in common? Both don't want any more kids. Lori, age 8 What do most people do on a date? Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough - Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. - Martin, age 10 What would you do on a first date that was turning sour? I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. Craig, age 9 How do you decide who to marry? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. - Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up ho they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with - Kirsten, age 10 Is it better to be single or married? It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them - Anita, age 9 (bless you child) How would the world be different if people didn't get married? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? Kelvin, age 8 How would you make a marriage work? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. - Ricky, age 10 lolzandtrollz: The Answers Are Priceless

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epicjohndoe: Shakespeare Kit: Shakespeare Insult Kit To create a Shakespearean insult Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou" Column 1 Column 2 Column 3 artless ba beslubbering bootless churlish base-court bat-fowling beef-witted beetle-headed boil-brained clapper-clawed clay-brained common-kissing crook-pated dismal-dreaming dizzy-eyed doghearted dread-bolted earth-vexing elf-skinned fat-kidneyed en-sucked Elap-mouthed fly-bitten folly-fallen fool-born full-gorg baggage barnacle bladder bugbear bum-bailey canker-blossom clack-dish clotpole cox codpiece death-token craven currish dissembling errant awning tobbing froward frothy gleeking goatish gorbellied impertinent infectious arring loggerheaded lumpish manmering mang mewling paunchy pribbling puking CL flax-wench flirt-gill foot-licker fustilarian giglet ud haggard half-taced hasty-witted hedge-pig horn-beast hugger-mugger joithead lewdster idle-headed i11-breeding i1l-nurtured knotty-pated milk-livered motley-minded onion-eyed plume-plucked pottle-deep pox-marked reeling-ripe rough-hewn rude-growing maggot-pie malt-worm qualling rank ree measle minnow miscreant moldwarp mumble-news nut-hook pigeon-egg pignut puttock pumpion ratsbane scut skainsmate ruttish saucy pleeny tottering UnMUzzLed shard-borne sheep-biting spur-galled swag-bellied tardy-gaited tickle-brained ve villainous wayward yeasty varlot vassa whey-face d-spotted unchin-snouted weather-bitten you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com epicjohndoe: Shakespeare Kit

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epicjohndoe: Shakespeare Kit: Shakespeare Insult Kit To create a Shakespearean insult Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou" Column 1 Column 2 Column 3 artless ba beslubbering bootless churlish base-court bat-fowling beef-witted beetle-headed boil-brained clapper-clawed clay-brained common-kissing crook-pated dismal-dreaming dizzy-eyed doghearted dread-bolted earth-vexing elf-skinned fat-kidneyed en-sucked Elap-mouthed fly-bitten folly-fallen fool-born full-gorg baggage barnacle bladder bugbear bum-bailey canker-blossom clack-dish clotpole cox codpiece death-token craven currish dissembling errant awning tobbing froward frothy gleeking goatish gorbellied impertinent infectious arring loggerheaded lumpish manmering mang mewling paunchy pribbling puking CL flax-wench flirt-gill foot-licker fustilarian giglet ud haggard half-taced hasty-witted hedge-pig horn-beast hugger-mugger joithead lewdster idle-headed i11-breeding i1l-nurtured knotty-pated milk-livered motley-minded onion-eyed plume-plucked pottle-deep pox-marked reeling-ripe rough-hewn rude-growing maggot-pie malt-worm qualling rank ree measle minnow miscreant moldwarp mumble-news nut-hook pigeon-egg pignut puttock pumpion ratsbane scut skainsmate ruttish saucy pleeny tottering UnMUzzLed shard-borne sheep-biting spur-galled swag-bellied tardy-gaited tickle-brained ve villainous wayward yeasty varlot vassa whey-face d-spotted unchin-snouted weather-bitten you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com epicjohndoe: Shakespeare Kit

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epicjohndoe: Shakespeare Kit: Shakespeare Insult Kit To create a Shakespearean insult Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou" Column 1 Column 2 Column 3 artless ba beslubbering bootless churlish base-court bat-fowling beef-witted beetle-headed boil-brained clapper-clawed clay-brained common-kissing crook-pated dismal-dreaming dizzy-eyed doghearted dread-bolted earth-vexing elf-skinned fat-kidneyed en-sucked Elap-mouthed fly-bitten folly-fallen fool-born full-gorg baggage barnacle bladder bugbear bum-bailey canker-blossom clack-dish clotpole cox codpiece death-token craven currish dissembling errant awning tobbing froward frothy gleeking goatish gorbellied impertinent infectious arring loggerheaded lumpish manmering mang mewling paunchy pribbling puking CL flax-wench flirt-gill foot-licker fustilarian giglet ud haggard half-taced hasty-witted hedge-pig horn-beast hugger-mugger joithead lewdster idle-headed i11-breeding i1l-nurtured knotty-pated milk-livered motley-minded onion-eyed plume-plucked pottle-deep pox-marked reeling-ripe rough-hewn rude-growing maggot-pie malt-worm qualling rank ree measle minnow miscreant moldwarp mumble-news nut-hook pigeon-egg pignut puttock pumpion ratsbane scut skainsmate ruttish saucy pleeny tottering UnMUzzLed shard-borne sheep-biting spur-galled swag-bellied tardy-gaited tickle-brained ve villainous wayward yeasty varlot vassa whey-face d-spotted unchin-snouted weather-bitten you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com epicjohndoe: Shakespeare Kit

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epicjohndoe: Shakespeare Kit: Shakespeare Insult Kit To create a Shakespearean insult Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou" Column 1 Column 2 Column 3 artless ba beslubbering bootless churlish base-court bat-fowling beef-witted beetle-headed boil-brained clapper-clawed clay-brained common-kissing crook-pated dismal-dreaming dizzy-eyed doghearted dread-bolted earth-vexing elf-skinned fat-kidneyed en-sucked Elap-mouthed fly-bitten folly-fallen fool-born full-gorg baggage barnacle bladder bugbear bum-bailey canker-blossom clack-dish clotpole cox codpiece death-token craven currish dissembling errant awning tobbing froward frothy gleeking goatish gorbellied impertinent infectious arring loggerheaded lumpish manmering mang mewling paunchy pribbling puking CL flax-wench flirt-gill foot-licker fustilarian giglet ud haggard half-taced hasty-witted hedge-pig horn-beast hugger-mugger joithead lewdster idle-headed i11-breeding i1l-nurtured knotty-pated milk-livered motley-minded onion-eyed plume-plucked pottle-deep pox-marked reeling-ripe rough-hewn rude-growing maggot-pie malt-worm qualling rank ree measle minnow miscreant moldwarp mumble-news nut-hook pigeon-egg pignut puttock pumpion ratsbane scut skainsmate ruttish saucy pleeny tottering UnMUzzLed shard-borne sheep-biting spur-galled swag-bellied tardy-gaited tickle-brained ve villainous wayward yeasty varlot vassa whey-face d-spotted unchin-snouted weather-bitten you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com epicjohndoe: Shakespeare Kit

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epicjohndoe: Shakespeare Kit: Shakespeare Insult Kit To create a Shakespearean insult Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou" Column 1 Column 2 Column 3 artless ba beslubbering bootless churlish base-court bat-fowling beef-witted beetle-headed boil-brained clapper-clawed clay-brained common-kissing crook-pated dismal-dreaming dizzy-eyed doghearted dread-bolted earth-vexing elf-skinned fat-kidneyed en-sucked Elap-mouthed fly-bitten folly-fallen fool-born full-gorg baggage barnacle bladder bugbear bum-bailey canker-blossom clack-dish clotpole cox codpiece death-token craven currish dissembling errant awning tobbing froward frothy gleeking goatish gorbellied impertinent infectious arring loggerheaded lumpish manmering mang mewling paunchy pribbling puking CL flax-wench flirt-gill foot-licker fustilarian giglet ud haggard half-taced hasty-witted hedge-pig horn-beast hugger-mugger joithead lewdster idle-headed i11-breeding i1l-nurtured knotty-pated milk-livered motley-minded onion-eyed plume-plucked pottle-deep pox-marked reeling-ripe rough-hewn rude-growing maggot-pie malt-worm qualling rank ree measle minnow miscreant moldwarp mumble-news nut-hook pigeon-egg pignut puttock pumpion ratsbane scut skainsmate ruttish saucy pleeny tottering UnMUzzLed shard-borne sheep-biting spur-galled swag-bellied tardy-gaited tickle-brained ve villainous wayward yeasty varlot vassa whey-face d-spotted unchin-snouted weather-bitten you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com epicjohndoe: Shakespeare Kit

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TFW you live in a liminal space: captainlovelxce hey have i ever told y all about my cursed apartment building cursed how, you say???? well, here's the thing: no-one can fuckin see it. let me explain further .i live in a tiny flat in a big red brick building with huge windows. it has a driveway with two columns on either side not a thing you usually see in this area. it is opposite a bus stop and several corner shops. it is on a main, busy road. most significantly, it is attached to a church. a well- known church with a big pink sign on the front. all things that would make it easy to spot, right???? like if i gave that list of distinguishing features to someone along with my address then they'd be able to find my filat easily, right??? well APPARENTLY NOT we have never once had a delivery to our flat (outside of the usual postal service) where we haven't been called by a lost courier usually, they are about thirty seconds away. "i'm by the church and i don't know where to go from here," they say. so we tell them, "it's the building right next to the church!! the one you're outside. that church. it's the next building along. it's opposite a bus stop and it has a driveway with two big columns." without fail, they call back 5-10 minutes later, still lost. i have answered calls from both lost delivery people and friends where i've been able to see them standing in front of the driveway, from my window a friend of mine once drove past my building three times, while on the phone to me, getting increasingly panicked that she couldn't figure out where she was going. she parked in a nearby road and i had to walk to her car and guide her to the driveway however, my flatmate and i found this place when we were flat-hunting first time, no trouble, and we don't know what that means other than i guess this place chose us and the rent is so cheap because the estate agents were so relieved to find the first people in a thousand years who could actually see this fuckin building . today a food delivery person called me to say he was outside the church was told to go to the next building along, (a 20 second journey on foot) and arrived at my door 20 minutes later, saying, "sorry, i went to the back of this building by mistake. weird right???" this building doesn't have a back it backs onto the rest of the church it doesn't have a back where did he go . . toastynoneofyourbusiness There's probably a wizard's pub somewhere around there and the spell keeps overlapping with the nearby buildings captainlovelxce i haven't really been interacting with the notes on this post bc it blew up unexpectedly and ive been rly busy, but reblogging again to say - holy fuck, there is actually a pub just down the road that's all boarded up and derelict but i HAVE seen people go in and out of it and sometimes you can see a light on in the upstairs window Source:motherfortuna #bahahahahah #sacred space #fairy circle 92,553 notes TFW you live in a liminal space
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<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/172469335744/in-entertainment-news-ann-coulter-still-extremely" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>In entertainment news: Ann Coulter still extremely buttmad</p></blockquote> <p>I seriously recommend scrolling through Ann Coulter‘s Twitter if you’re looking for a chuckle or to gaze into the eyes of Madness. Here’s one of my favorite quotes from one of her columns:</p><p>“Trump could have summoned Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan to the Oval Office and demanded that they show him their testicles. Instead, he became their water boy.”</p><p><br/></p><p>I’m having a stroke.</p>: Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter Today's BORDER WALL CONSTRUCTION UPDATE: Miles completed yesterday-Zero; Miles completed since Inauguration-- Zero. NEXT UPDATE TOMORROW. 3/31/18, 12:29 AM 1,200 Retweets 5,514 Likes <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/172469335744/in-entertainment-news-ann-coulter-still-extremely" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>In entertainment news: Ann Coulter still extremely buttmad</p></blockquote> <p>I seriously recommend scrolling through Ann Coulter‘s Twitter if you’re looking for a chuckle or to gaze into the eyes of Madness. Here’s one of my favorite quotes from one of her columns:</p><p>“Trump could have summoned Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan to the Oval Office and demanded that they show him their testicles. Instead, he became their water boy.”</p><p><br/></p><p>I’m having a stroke.</p>
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kosmonauttihai: rollerskatinglizard: ceekari: stayhungry-stayfree: This is a really helpful page in my CBT textbook for tackling some of the maladaptive beliefs we often hold. The first column lists the rules and assumptions we often may tell ourselves, while the second column is a more functional belief. Just thought I would pass this along. Be kind to yourselves, friends❤ Oh my god, number 5. And 6, and 7. I frigging needed that. Failure is not a permanent condition. The text on the image: Maladaptive belief:  If I don’t do as well as others, I’m a failure.More functional belief: If I don’t do as well as others, I’m not a failure, just human. Maladaptive belief:  If I ask for help, it’s a sign of weakness.More functional belief: If I ask for help when I need it, I’m showing good problem-solving abilities (which is a sign of strength). Maladaptive belief:  If I fail at work/school, I’m a failure as a person.More functional belief: If I fail at work/school, it’s not a reflection of my whole self. (My whole self includes how I am as a friend, daughter, sister, relative, citizen, and community member, and my qualities of kindness, sensitivity to others, helpfulness, etc.) Also, failure is not a permanent condition. Maladaptive belief:  I should be able to excel at everything I try.More functional belief: I shouldn’t be able to excel at something unless I am gifted in that area (and am willing and able to devote considerable time and effort toward it at the expense of other things. Maladaptive belief:  I should always work hard and do my best.More functional belief: I should put in a reasonable amount of effort much of the time. Maladaptive belief:  If I don’t live up to my potential, I have failed.More functional belief: If I do less than my best, I have succeeded perhaps 70%, 80%, or 90%; not 0%. Maladaptive belief:  If I don’t work hard all the time, I’ll fail.More functional belief: If I don’t work hard all the time, I’ll probably do reasonably well and have a more balanced life. : Mate Beliefs More functional beliefs t do as well as others, 'm not a failure, If I don't do as well as others, I'm a failure. 213 If I d just human. If I ask for help when I need it, I'm sh roblem-solving abilities (which is strength). 2 If I ask for help, it's a sign of weakness. (h sh is a sign of ing good fail at work/school, it's not a reflection of le self. (My whole self includes how at work/school, If I work/sch y whole am as a da and community member, and my qual kindness, sensitivity to others, helpfulne Also, failure is not a permanent condition. I'm a failure as a person 3. If I fail work/school friend, daughter, sister, relative, citizen, ities of ure I shouldn't be able to excel at something unlessl am gifted in that area (and am willing and able to devote considerable time and effort toward it at the expense of other things). 4. Ishould be able to excel at everything I try et I should put in a rea sonable amount of effort hould always work hard and do my best. much of the time. If I do less than my best, I have succeeded perhaps 70%, 80% or 90%; not 0%. 6. I s 6. If I don't live up to rmy potential, I have failed. I don't work hard all the time, ll probably do reasonably well and have a more balanced life. If I don't work h If I don't work hard all the time, I'll fail 7. FIGURE 13.5, Fr kosmonauttihai: rollerskatinglizard: ceekari: stayhungry-stayfree: This is a really helpful page in my CBT textbook for tackling some of the maladaptive beliefs we often hold. The first column lists the rules and assumptions we often may tell ourselves, while the second column is a more functional belief. Just thought I would pass this along. Be kind to yourselves, friends❤ Oh my god, number 5. And 6, and 7. I frigging needed that. Failure is not a permanent condition. The text on the image: Maladaptive belief:  If I don’t do as well as others, I’m a failure.More functional belief: If I don’t do as well as others, I’m not a failure, just human. Maladaptive belief:  If I ask for help, it’s a sign of weakness.More functional belief: If I ask for help when I need it, I’m showing good problem-solving abilities (which is a sign of strength). Maladaptive belief:  If I fail at work/school, I’m a failure as a person.More functional belief: If I fail at work/school, it’s not a reflection of my whole self. (My whole self includes how I am as a friend, daughter, sister, relative, citizen, and community member, and my qualities of kindness, sensitivity to others, helpfulness, etc.) Also, failure is not a permanent condition. Maladaptive belief:  I should be able to excel at everything I try.More functional belief: I shouldn’t be able to excel at something unless I am gifted in that area (and am willing and able to devote considerable time and effort toward it at the expense of other things. Maladaptive belief:  I should always work hard and do my best.More functional belief: I should put in a reasonable amount of effort much of the time. Maladaptive belief:  If I don’t live up to my potential, I have failed.More functional belief: If I do less than my best, I have succeeded perhaps 70%, 80%, or 90%; not 0%. Maladaptive belief:  If I don’t work hard all the time, I’ll fail.More functional belief: If I don’t work hard all the time, I’ll probably do reasonably well and have a more balanced life.

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the-movemnt: Jay Z confirms what the internet already knew: ‘4:44’ is his next album and it’s coming very soonIt took the internet approximately no time at all to figure out what was behind the mysterious “4:44” campaign.Coding sleuths at Kanye to the People found traces of Jay Z’s streaming service Tidal in the web code. Instagram posts from producers Swizz Beats and Zaytoven confirmed Brooklyn’s finest was in the studio. Sunday, the news was made official: Jay Z has a new album on the way, and it’s coming on June 30.The rapper — and father of newborn twins — shared the announcement via a new commercial on his Tidal streaming service, as Sunday ticked over to midnight Monday morning. Read more (6/19/17)follow @the-movemnt bruh: 6.30.17RCLOSIVILY mN 6 sprint.tidal.com JAY:Z 4:44 TIDAL Sprint TIDAL @TIDALHiFi Follow . @s_c-x '4:44, album x 6/30 Sprint.TIDAL.com #TIDALXSprint 12:03 AM- 19 Jun 2017 the-movemnt: Jay Z confirms what the internet already knew: ‘4:44’ is his next album and it’s coming very soonIt took the internet approximately no time at all to figure out what was behind the mysterious “4:44” campaign.Coding sleuths at Kanye to the People found traces of Jay Z’s streaming service Tidal in the web code. Instagram posts from producers Swizz Beats and Zaytoven confirmed Brooklyn’s finest was in the studio. Sunday, the news was made official: Jay Z has a new album on the way, and it’s coming on June 30.The rapper — and father of newborn twins — shared the announcement via a new commercial on his Tidal streaming service, as Sunday ticked over to midnight Monday morning. Read more (6/19/17)follow @the-movemnt bruh

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littlebitofbass:[x]: Ed Sheeran Sets Record for Most Simultaneous Songs on Billboard + Twitter Top Tracks 3/9/2017 by Xander Zellner billboard Ed Sheeran sets the record for the most concurrently charting songs on Billboard + Twitter Top Tracks, as he places a whopping 13 songs on the March 18-dated tally all from his new 16-track album (Divide). The set was released March 3, and 10 of the album's tunes debut on the list, joining 31; and "How Would You Feel [Paean]" No. 37) READ MORE Ed Sheeran's 'Divide' Breaks 1 Billion YouTube Views Mark Billboard + Twitter Top Tracks (which began in June 2014) is a weekly ranking of the most shared and/or mentioned songs on Twitter in the U.s., ranked by the volume of shares over a seven-day period. The latest chart, dated March 18, reflects activity in the week ending March 5. Ed Sheeran's 13 Songs on the March 18-Dated BillboardTwitter Top Tracks Chart (Rank, "Song"): No. 4, "Shape of You" No. 9, "Perfect" No. 16, "Dive" No. 17, "Galway Girl" No. 20, "Happier" No. 25, "Supermarket Flowers" No. 30, "Eraser" No. 31, "Castle on the Hill" No. 36, "Save Myself" No. 37, "How Would You Feel (Paean)" No. 38, "Barcelona" No. 46, "What Do I Know?" No. 47, "Nancy Mulligan" Previously, Justin Bieber held the record for the most concurrently charting tracks with 12 (Nov. 28 and Dec. 5, 2015 charts). "Shape," the lead single off, is currently No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 for a sixth week. The album is expected to debuted atop the Billboard 200 albums chart next week, with the largest bow of 2017 littlebitofbass:[x]

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<p>The Real Endings Of Disney’s Tales.</p>: THE TRUE ENDINGS OF DISNEY'S TALES In the first version of Sleeping Beauty known as Sun, Moon and Talia by iambattista Basile, the sleeping beauty is raped by a and gives birth to two children while she is still asleep. In the 1812 Grimm Brothers version of Snow White, the queen was Snow Whites own mother. She wanted to eat her lungs and liver as proof ofher death. In the end, she had to dance in a pair of red-hot j iron shoes until she died. In the Grimm Brothers' version of Cinderella; the stepsisters cut off parts of their feet to fit into the slippers, and the blood gives them away. In the end, their eyes are pecked out by birds. ori e o The Little Mermaid" by Hans Christian Andersen, the mermaid's footsteps were agony to her akin to walking on sharp swords, but she danced for the prince anyway When he falls for another, instead of killing him to save herself, she dies and dissolves into foam. n a version of Beauty and the Beast named Little Broomstick by German folktale collector Ludwig Bechstein, the beast became the beauty's sleeping companion cuddling and kissing her. Her step sisters drowned her in a bath, and were later turned to stone columns. In the Grimm Brothers original version of The Frog King, the frog tricks the princess into making a deal with him. He then asks for more and more favours, eventually asking to sleep with the princess in her bed. She throws him angrily against the wall, and he turns into a prince. OLLYAYTANA In the 1812 Grimm Brothers' version of Rapunzel, the prince visited Rapunzel so often that she got pregnant and her clothes grew tight, which is what gave her away to the witch. She gave birth to twins in the wilderness <p>The Real Endings Of Disney’s Tales.</p>

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stainedclass2112: aubscares: thewordriven: Shakespeare Insult Kit… If you’re looking for something a bit creative for your insults. you frothy, fly-bitten pigeon-egg All of these are funny, but none of them compare to being called “daggy butt-wrench” by an Australian. : Shakespeare Insult Kit To create a Shakespearean insult... Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou" : Column 1 Column 2 Column 3 apple-john baggage barnacle bladder boar-pig bugbear bum-bailey canker-blossom artless base-court bat-fowling bawdy beslubbering beef-witted bootless beetle-headed churlish boil-brained cockered clouted clapper-clawed clay-brained common-kissing crook-pated dismal-dreaming dizzy-eyed doghearted craven currish dankish clack-dish clotpole сохсоmb dissembling droning codpiece death-token dread-bolted errant fawning fobbing froward earth-vexing dewberry elf-skinned flap-dragon fat-kidneyed fen-sucked flax-wench flirt-gill frothy gleeking goatish gorbellied impertinent infectious jarring loggerheaded lumpish mammering mangled mewling paunchy pribbling puking flap-mouthed fly-bitten folly-fallen fool-born foot-licker fustilarian giglet gudgeon haggard harpy hedge-pig full-gorged guts-griping half-faced hasty-witted hedge-born horn-beast hugger-mugger joithead hell-hated idle-headed lewdster ill-breeding lout ill-nurtured maggot-pie malt-worm knotty-pated milk-livered mammet puny motley-minded onion-eyed plume-plucked pottle-deep qualling measle minnow rank reeky roguish ruttish miscreant moldwarp mumble-news pox-marked reeling-ripe rough-hewn rude-growing rump-fed shard-borne nut-hook saucy spleeny pigeon-egg pignut puttock pumpion ratsbane spongy surly tottering unmuzzled sheep-biting spur-galled swag-bellied tardy-gaited tickle-brained vain scut skainsmater venomed villainous warped wayward weedy strumpet varlot toad-spotted vassal whey-face wagtail unchin-snouted weather-bitten yeasty stainedclass2112: aubscares: thewordriven: Shakespeare Insult Kit… If you’re looking for something a bit creative for your insults. you frothy, fly-bitten pigeon-egg All of these are funny, but none of them compare to being called “daggy butt-wrench” by an Australian. 

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