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anonymoustypewriter: waepenlesbian: anonymoustypewriter: 1) Put four pills on each side. The heavier side has the pill. Take the four pills from the heavier side. 2) Put two of the potential pills on each side of the scale. The heavier side has the poison pill. 3) Take the two potential pills. Swallow one. If you survive, you are holding the poison pill. If you die, you have eaten the poisoned pill. Either way you will find out which one it is for sure 1) Weigh 6 of them, 3 on each side2a) If both sides are equal, weigh the 2 you didn’t use before.2b) If one side was heavier, pick 2 of the 3 and weigh them. Heavier one is poisoned. If they’re even, it’s the 3rd. Well, all I can say is that we all have our methods and some of us are more willing to take a risk in the name of science : anonymoustypewriter: waepenlesbian: anonymoustypewriter: 1) Put four pills on each side. The heavier side has the pill. Take the four pills from the heavier side. 2) Put two of the potential pills on each side of the scale. The heavier side has the poison pill. 3) Take the two potential pills. Swallow one. If you survive, you are holding the poison pill. If you die, you have eaten the poisoned pill. Either way you will find out which one it is for sure 1) Weigh 6 of them, 3 on each side2a) If both sides are equal, weigh the 2 you didn’t use before.2b) If one side was heavier, pick 2 of the 3 and weigh them. Heavier one is poisoned. If they’re even, it’s the 3rd. Well, all I can say is that we all have our methods and some of us are more willing to take a risk in the name of science

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thejoanglebook: gerrycoco: Joan Appreciation Day song  Here is my humble contribution to Joan Appreciation Day.  @thejoanglebook this one’s for you ***Personal note*** I struggle to see projects through in life, for many different reasons that aren’t worth going into at the moment. All I can say is that I’m inspired every day by people like Joan who put their heart and soul into what they do. Joan you are a comedy genius, a musical mastermind and all around crazy talented human being.You are the reason I pushed myself to make this video. This past weekend I learned that Joan Appreciation Day was on September 3rd and so wished to contribute something but didn’t know what. At one point I had a spark of inspiration and actually decided to follow it and do something with it for once. If anyone could appreciate a good pun it’s definitely you. And you more than deserve all the praise that we can give. So I took my courage and attempted to put it to good use, and I’m rather proud of the result.So thank you for not only inspiring me, but also for being a catalyst to put myself out there and giving something new a try. Hello @gerrycoco and hello everyone else. Sorry, I’ve been pretty quiet today/yesterday, but you should understand that I’m the type of person whose reaction to a performance of happy birthday dedicated to me is an internal: “do I deserve this? Don’t make eye contact. This will be over soon.” I can be pretty emotionally unavailable, and I feel like I should be absolutely floored by the incredible honor of having so many people celebrate me, but instead of feeling thankful, I feel like I owe something back. I’m like “oh God, they’re all being so kind. How do I show my appreciation for them?” Especially because on some level, I feel like reblogging all of your wonderful works of art could be vanity. I’m terrified of vanity. I don’t want to lose touch, and start to think more of myself then I deserve to. I want to keep growing, and I want to put others first. If I accept this gesture, does that mean I agree that I deserve it, or that I’m done growing? I don’t think I’m a genius at all (and I’d rather you not rebut that, because I’m really not trying to fish for compliments here).That said, the one thing I’m the most happy about having accomplished, is having worked on, written for, contributed to, or created projects that have inspired other artists. Some of you may know that I’m very pro-fan fiction. If I don’t accomplish anything else, I love that someone could’ve felt motivated to make something beautiful after seeing me attempt to make something beautiful myself. It really does warm my heart. That’s why I’m reblogging this, because I love that you felt the neccessary courage to put yourself out there, @gerrycoco… I’m really, really glad that you did. It’s a lovely song. And believe me, I really struggle to see things through myself– that’s why I only collaborate with people, because sometimes I think that that might be the only way that I can finish anything.I think I’m going to continue reblogging art for the occasion (a little belated, I know). Even if I don’t think I’m emotionally ready to believe I’m at all worthy of being celebrated, I do think that all of you wonderful artists are.🧡 Joan: thejoanglebook: gerrycoco: Joan Appreciation Day song  Here is my humble contribution to Joan Appreciation Day.  @thejoanglebook this one’s for you ***Personal note*** I struggle to see projects through in life, for many different reasons that aren’t worth going into at the moment. All I can say is that I’m inspired every day by people like Joan who put their heart and soul into what they do. Joan you are a comedy genius, a musical mastermind and all around crazy talented human being.You are the reason I pushed myself to make this video. This past weekend I learned that Joan Appreciation Day was on September 3rd and so wished to contribute something but didn’t know what. At one point I had a spark of inspiration and actually decided to follow it and do something with it for once. If anyone could appreciate a good pun it’s definitely you. And you more than deserve all the praise that we can give. So I took my courage and attempted to put it to good use, and I’m rather proud of the result.So thank you for not only inspiring me, but also for being a catalyst to put myself out there and giving something new a try. Hello @gerrycoco and hello everyone else. Sorry, I’ve been pretty quiet today/yesterday, but you should understand that I’m the type of person whose reaction to a performance of happy birthday dedicated to me is an internal: “do I deserve this? Don’t make eye contact. This will be over soon.” I can be pretty emotionally unavailable, and I feel like I should be absolutely floored by the incredible honor of having so many people celebrate me, but instead of feeling thankful, I feel like I owe something back. I’m like “oh God, they’re all being so kind. How do I show my appreciation for them?” Especially because on some level, I feel like reblogging all of your wonderful works of art could be vanity. I’m terrified of vanity. I don’t want to lose touch, and start to think more of myself then I deserve to. I want to keep growing, and I want to put others first. If I accept this gesture, does that mean I agree that I deserve it, or that I’m done growing? I don’t think I’m a genius at all (and I’d rather you not rebut that, because I’m really not trying to fish for compliments here).That said, the one thing I’m the most happy about having accomplished, is having worked on, written for, contributed to, or created projects that have inspired other artists. Some of you may know that I’m very pro-fan fiction. If I don’t accomplish anything else, I love that someone could’ve felt motivated to make something beautiful after seeing me attempt to make something beautiful myself. It really does warm my heart. That’s why I’m reblogging this, because I love that you felt the neccessary courage to put yourself out there, @gerrycoco… I’m really, really glad that you did. It’s a lovely song. And believe me, I really struggle to see things through myself– that’s why I only collaborate with people, because sometimes I think that that might be the only way that I can finish anything.I think I’m going to continue reblogging art for the occasion (a little belated, I know). Even if I don’t think I’m emotionally ready to believe I’m at all worthy of being celebrated, I do think that all of you wonderful artists are.🧡 Joan

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making-moriartea: iwilleatyourenglish: pissvortex: givinginandsigningup: This is kind of bullshit on Jim’s part. She’s not responsible for her grandfather’s sins. he didn’t even mention alessandra she went out of her way to defend her dead fascist grandfather Alessandra Mussolini is an adamant nationalist who has worked to glorify Italy’s past. she founded Social Alternative, a coalition of alt-right political parties, when the conservative group to which she previously belonged, National Alliance, tried to move away from their fascist past.  she also produced fraudulent signatures for an election in 2005 and, when she was criticized by transgender Italian MP candidate Vladimir Luxuria for being a fascist, she replied “better a fascist than a f***gt.” in october of last year, she declared she’d sue anyone who spoke ill of her grandfather.  as someone who has family that literally fled italy during his rise to power, all i can say is she is a fucking monster and i hope she rots in hell. the fact her family continues to have political power is a fucking disgrace. “Shes not responsible for the sins of her grandfather.” Youre right! She is 1000% responsible for her own racist and fascist actions though! : Jim Carrey @JimCarrey 21h If you're wondering what fascism leads 'to, just ask Benito Mussolini and his mistress Claretta. 1,860 t7,274 26.9K Alessandra Mussolini @Ale_Mus.... 7h You are a bastard 1,101 t 510 ) 1,486 Evan O'Connell @evanoconnell 3h v I think you're confusing Jim Carrey with your murderous grandfather. 30 214 3,105 Alessandra Mussolini @Ale_Mu... 5m v And now @JimCarrey draw this other 4 Alessandra Mussolini @Ale_Mu... 8m Hi @JimCarrey now draw this for us 39 STAND WITH THE WGA Joe Randazzo @Randazzoj Follow Mussolini's granddaughter is arguing on Twitter with the man who made his ass talk in Ace Ventura 8:03 AM-31 Mar 2019 788 Retweets 5,198 Likes 47t 788 5.2K making-moriartea: iwilleatyourenglish: pissvortex: givinginandsigningup: This is kind of bullshit on Jim’s part. She’s not responsible for her grandfather’s sins. he didn’t even mention alessandra she went out of her way to defend her dead fascist grandfather Alessandra Mussolini is an adamant nationalist who has worked to glorify Italy’s past. she founded Social Alternative, a coalition of alt-right political parties, when the conservative group to which she previously belonged, National Alliance, tried to move away from their fascist past.  she also produced fraudulent signatures for an election in 2005 and, when she was criticized by transgender Italian MP candidate Vladimir Luxuria for being a fascist, she replied “better a fascist than a f***gt.” in october of last year, she declared she’d sue anyone who spoke ill of her grandfather.  as someone who has family that literally fled italy during his rise to power, all i can say is she is a fucking monster and i hope she rots in hell. the fact her family continues to have political power is a fucking disgrace. “Shes not responsible for the sins of her grandfather.” Youre right! She is 1000% responsible for her own racist and fascist actions though!
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<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/172289833644/supacutiepie-blanska-lokiwholockfactory" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://supacutiepie.tumblr.com/post/170930144598/blanska-lokiwholockfactory-xxchumanixx" class="tumblr_blog">supacutiepie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://blanska.tumblr.com/post/170865384807/lokiwholockfactory-xxchumanixx-hilarious" class="tumblr_blog">blanska</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lokiwholockfactory.tumblr.com/post/170793909645/xxchumanixx-hilarious-this-is-so-my-favorite" class="tumblr_blog">lokiwholockfactory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://xxchumanixx.tumblr.com/post/170751394809/hilarious" class="tumblr_blog">xxchumanixx</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Hilarious🥀👐</p></blockquote> <p>This is so my favorite Thor movie</p> </blockquote> <p>that “oh shit” line is my absolute favorite moment in the history of Thor movies</p> </blockquote> <p>Why does this fucking movie read like a god damn crack video but ITS ALL CANON AND REAL WTF MR WAITITI</p> </blockquote> <p>I haven’t seen this movie yet but every clip I’ve seen looks like a YouTube poop.</p> </blockquote> <p>Now that I’ve seen it all I can say is that this video understates how little of a shit this movie gives 😂</p>: ULTRAVENGERS <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/172289833644/supacutiepie-blanska-lokiwholockfactory" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://supacutiepie.tumblr.com/post/170930144598/blanska-lokiwholockfactory-xxchumanixx" class="tumblr_blog">supacutiepie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://blanska.tumblr.com/post/170865384807/lokiwholockfactory-xxchumanixx-hilarious" class="tumblr_blog">blanska</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lokiwholockfactory.tumblr.com/post/170793909645/xxchumanixx-hilarious-this-is-so-my-favorite" class="tumblr_blog">lokiwholockfactory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://xxchumanixx.tumblr.com/post/170751394809/hilarious" class="tumblr_blog">xxchumanixx</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Hilarious🥀👐</p></blockquote> <p>This is so my favorite Thor movie</p> </blockquote> <p>that “oh shit” line is my absolute favorite moment in the history of Thor movies</p> </blockquote> <p>Why does this fucking movie read like a god damn crack video but ITS ALL CANON AND REAL WTF MR WAITITI</p> </blockquote> <p>I haven’t seen this movie yet but every clip I’ve seen looks like a YouTube poop.</p> </blockquote> <p>Now that I’ve seen it all I can say is that this video understates how little of a shit this movie gives 😂</p>
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I know this pain. Same thing happened to me flying from Auckland to LA. Except it was a 3 y-o and her 1 y-o triplet siblings. I saw them boarding the plane and made a joke "watch we get stuck beside the them....lol". As I got on the plane and walked back to my seat the screaming just got louder and louder until I found my seat... directly beside the bedlam. That was a long 12 hour red eye flight. The first 2 hours were a screaming match between them all. All in all I really felt bad for the parents. They looked suicidal... clearly they planned the first kid. And they were probably excited about the second but when 3 and 4 quickly followed, they clearly gave up and submitted to defeat. All I can say, is thank god for the Air New Zealand flight attendant who constantly fed me Johnny Walker Blue Label, for free, until I passed out. 😭 Credit : sparkymedic: Red-eye flight Seattle to NY and l don't know these kids. That's my seat in the middle :( I know this pain. Same thing happened to me flying from Auckland to LA. Except it was a 3 y-o and her 1 y-o triplet siblings. I saw them boarding the plane and made a joke "watch we get stuck beside the them....lol". As I got on the plane and walked back to my seat the screaming just got louder and louder until I found my seat... directly beside the bedlam. That was a long 12 hour red eye flight. The first 2 hours were a screaming match between them all. All in all I really felt bad for the parents. They looked suicidal... clearly they planned the first kid. And they were probably excited about the second but when 3 and 4 quickly followed, they clearly gave up and submitted to defeat. All I can say, is thank god for the Air New Zealand flight attendant who constantly fed me Johnny Walker Blue Label, for free, until I passed out. 😭 Credit : sparkymedic

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<p><a href="https://seethroughthecity.tumblr.com/post/170366447728/takesabeating-libertarirynn-all-i-can-say-is" class="tumblr_blog">seethroughthecity</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://takesabeating.tumblr.com/post/170366373335/libertarirynn-all-i-can-say-is-anyone-who-came" class="tumblr_blog">takesabeating</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/170366127909/all-i-can-say-is-anyone-who-came-to-my-child-with" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>All I can say is anyone who came to my child with some transage bullshit would get blasted to pieces before I knew what was happening.</p></blockquote> <p>Pedos go die</p></blockquote> <p>Is this really a thing or was this supposed to be a joke of some sort? Because it’s insane. </p></blockquote> <p>I’m pretty sure this particular thing is a joke, but there have been a handful of wackos out there to make the argument.</p>: CLOVER @Clovergender We're all different on the inside. #transage #agefluid #Igbtqiapkc #loveislove 1) 1/24/17, 1:28 PM <p><a href="https://seethroughthecity.tumblr.com/post/170366447728/takesabeating-libertarirynn-all-i-can-say-is" class="tumblr_blog">seethroughthecity</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://takesabeating.tumblr.com/post/170366373335/libertarirynn-all-i-can-say-is-anyone-who-came" class="tumblr_blog">takesabeating</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/170366127909/all-i-can-say-is-anyone-who-came-to-my-child-with" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>All I can say is anyone who came to my child with some transage bullshit would get blasted to pieces before I knew what was happening.</p></blockquote> <p>Pedos go die</p></blockquote> <p>Is this really a thing or was this supposed to be a joke of some sort? Because it’s insane. </p></blockquote> <p>I’m pretty sure this particular thing is a joke, but there have been a handful of wackos out there to make the argument.</p>
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dixiesaurer: waepenlesbian: anonymoustypewriter: waepenlesbian: anonymoustypewriter: 1) Put four pills on each side. The heavier side has the pill. Take the four pills from the heavier side. 2) Put two of the potential pills on each side of the scale. The heavier side has the poison pill. 3) Take the two potential pills. Swallow one. If you survive, you are holding the poison pill. If you die, you have eaten the poisoned pill. Either way you will find out which one it is for sure 1) Weigh 6 of them, 3 on each side2a) If both sides are equal, weigh the 2 you didn’t use before.2b) If one side was heavier, pick 2 of the 3 and weigh them. Heavier one is poisoned. If they’re even, it’s the 3rd. Well, all I can say is that we all have our methods and some of us are more willing to take a risk in the name of science And here we see natural selection at work. 1) eat them all2) wait for death : There are eight pills. They are all the same size and color. One pill weighs slightly more and is poisonous. You have a balanced scale and can only use it twice. How can you find the poisoned pill? dixiesaurer: waepenlesbian: anonymoustypewriter: waepenlesbian: anonymoustypewriter: 1) Put four pills on each side. The heavier side has the pill. Take the four pills from the heavier side. 2) Put two of the potential pills on each side of the scale. The heavier side has the poison pill. 3) Take the two potential pills. Swallow one. If you survive, you are holding the poison pill. If you die, you have eaten the poisoned pill. Either way you will find out which one it is for sure 1) Weigh 6 of them, 3 on each side2a) If both sides are equal, weigh the 2 you didn’t use before.2b) If one side was heavier, pick 2 of the 3 and weigh them. Heavier one is poisoned. If they’re even, it’s the 3rd. Well, all I can say is that we all have our methods and some of us are more willing to take a risk in the name of science And here we see natural selection at work. 1) eat them all2) wait for death

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