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rubitrightintomyeyes: theonion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed. “I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.” “I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.” Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on. In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix. Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful. “I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.” “There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.” Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time. “It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.” While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower. “I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.” “I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added. At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place. : rubitrightintomyeyes: theonion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed. “I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.” “I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.” Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on. In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix. Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful. “I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.” “There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.” Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time. “It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.” While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower. “I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.” “I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added. At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

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ups-dogs:So, my name is Ron. I go by RJ on Instagram. A UPSer from Chula Vista, California. It’s a city 20 min south of San Diego proper.Here are 3 pics of my new friend Neon. While delivering in an area we affectionately call “the Dirt”, due to most roads are not paved and not maintained. 60 stops can take 5 to 8 hours depending on weather and road conditions. Very rural. Anyway… it was down pouring rain yesterday and I was near the end of my day. Came back to my truck to find this dude curled up just inside the bulk head door. He was soaked. Obviously very friendly and just trying to get out of the rain, I assume. Long story, I know. Sorry. Well, I called the numbers on his tag and found out he lived about a mile or so down the road. Owner wasn’t sure how he got out. Neon was still a pup! He’s gonna be a huge boy! He’s already about 60 pounds. So, I drove him home where he was welcomed by his sister who scolded (barked) him for leaving. But he is now my newest UPS dog friend on route!Cheers!Ron JimenezUPSer La Mesa hub@rcj65_imagery: ups-dogs:So, my name is Ron. I go by RJ on Instagram. A UPSer from Chula Vista, California. It’s a city 20 min south of San Diego proper.Here are 3 pics of my new friend Neon. While delivering in an area we affectionately call “the Dirt”, due to most roads are not paved and not maintained. 60 stops can take 5 to 8 hours depending on weather and road conditions. Very rural. Anyway… it was down pouring rain yesterday and I was near the end of my day. Came back to my truck to find this dude curled up just inside the bulk head door. He was soaked. Obviously very friendly and just trying to get out of the rain, I assume. Long story, I know. Sorry. Well, I called the numbers on his tag and found out he lived about a mile or so down the road. Owner wasn’t sure how he got out. Neon was still a pup! He’s gonna be a huge boy! He’s already about 60 pounds. So, I drove him home where he was welcomed by his sister who scolded (barked) him for leaving. But he is now my newest UPS dog friend on route!Cheers!Ron JimenezUPSer La Mesa hub@rcj65_imagery

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bucky-barnes-is-jesus: tuesdayisfordancing: lil-tumbles: wethepotterheads0214: sadamericanorca: wethepotterheads0214: collinthefandomshipper: rpgmann: helloitsmzhyde: livelaughlovematters: Looking for a way to share your deepest feelings with your friends, family or special someone? This black and white Cat Necklace is just for you! This Yin and Yang Cat Necklace are for anyone who would like to share their love for animals and friendship in the most unique way possible! Made for the purrfect couple, loved ones, or friendship; this will make for a wonderful gift for your friends, family or SO! => AVAILBLE HERE <= WANT NEED NEED @sadamericanorca WE NEEDDDD I CALL THE BLACK CAT Sounds good :3 Soo cute!!! Holy shit I know what I’m getting me for his birthday! need me two of these : bucky-barnes-is-jesus: tuesdayisfordancing: lil-tumbles: wethepotterheads0214: sadamericanorca: wethepotterheads0214: collinthefandomshipper: rpgmann: helloitsmzhyde: livelaughlovematters: Looking for a way to share your deepest feelings with your friends, family or special someone? This black and white Cat Necklace is just for you! This Yin and Yang Cat Necklace are for anyone who would like to share their love for animals and friendship in the most unique way possible! Made for the purrfect couple, loved ones, or friendship; this will make for a wonderful gift for your friends, family or SO! => AVAILBLE HERE <= WANT NEED NEED @sadamericanorca WE NEEDDDD I CALL THE BLACK CAT Sounds good :3 Soo cute!!! Holy shit I know what I’m getting me for his birthday! need me two of these
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galexion: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: wallcrawler-exmachina: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: @vorbits made this and holy flibberty crap  I AM ALL POWERFUL, I KNOW NO LIMITS AND SURPASS ALL BOUNDS. BOW IN RESPECT, THAT YOU MIGHT BE SPARED, BUT TRULY I AM BEHOLDEN TO NO RULES OF MERCY And so it stands that one of my favourite things ever on this site is always going to be Gaudy reacting to fanart of them. BUT LOOK AT IT IT’S INCREDIBLE THE SHEER ENERGIES AND IMMORTAL MAGICKS EMANATING FROM THIS IMAGE, STARE INTO ITS EYES, THIS IS HOW YOU CONTRACT RADIATION POISONING  Gaud why the garb(is it a toga??? Idfk) I expected a tank top , basketball shorts and a knife made out of bees @particularcustodian is that why the last two primarchs are forbidden? IS THIS THE REASON: galexion: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: wallcrawler-exmachina: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: @vorbits made this and holy flibberty crap  I AM ALL POWERFUL, I KNOW NO LIMITS AND SURPASS ALL BOUNDS. BOW IN RESPECT, THAT YOU MIGHT BE SPARED, BUT TRULY I AM BEHOLDEN TO NO RULES OF MERCY And so it stands that one of my favourite things ever on this site is always going to be Gaudy reacting to fanart of them. BUT LOOK AT IT IT’S INCREDIBLE THE SHEER ENERGIES AND IMMORTAL MAGICKS EMANATING FROM THIS IMAGE, STARE INTO ITS EYES, THIS IS HOW YOU CONTRACT RADIATION POISONING  Gaud why the garb(is it a toga??? Idfk) I expected a tank top , basketball shorts and a knife made out of bees @particularcustodian is that why the last two primarchs are forbidden? IS THIS THE REASON

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bucky-barnes-is-jesus: tuesdayisfordancing: lil-tumbles: wethepotterheads0214: sadamericanorca: wethepotterheads0214: collinthefandomshipper: rpgmann: helloitsmzhyde: livelaughlovematters: Looking for a way to share your deepest feelings with your friends, family or special someone? This black and white Cat Necklace is just for you! This Yin and Yang Cat Necklace are for anyone who would like to share their love for animals and friendship in the most unique way possible! Made for the purrfect couple, loved ones, or friendship; this will make for a wonderful gift for your friends, family or SO! => AVAILBLE HERE <= WANT NEED NEED @sadamericanorca WE NEEDDDD I CALL THE BLACK CAT Sounds good :3 Soo cute!!! Holy shit I know what I’m getting me for his birthday! need me two of these : bucky-barnes-is-jesus: tuesdayisfordancing: lil-tumbles: wethepotterheads0214: sadamericanorca: wethepotterheads0214: collinthefandomshipper: rpgmann: helloitsmzhyde: livelaughlovematters: Looking for a way to share your deepest feelings with your friends, family or special someone? This black and white Cat Necklace is just for you! This Yin and Yang Cat Necklace are for anyone who would like to share their love for animals and friendship in the most unique way possible! Made for the purrfect couple, loved ones, or friendship; this will make for a wonderful gift for your friends, family or SO! => AVAILBLE HERE <= WANT NEED NEED @sadamericanorca WE NEEDDDD I CALL THE BLACK CAT Sounds good :3 Soo cute!!! Holy shit I know what I’m getting me for his birthday! need me two of these
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bucky-barnes-is-jesus: tuesdayisfordancing: lil-tumbles: wethepotterheads0214: sadamericanorca: wethepotterheads0214: collinthefandomshipper: rpgmann: helloitsmzhyde: livelaughlovematters: Looking for a way to share your deepest feelings with your friends, family or special someone? This black and white Cat Necklace is just for you! This Yin and Yang Cat Necklace are for anyone who would like to share their love for animals and friendship in the most unique way possible! Made for the purrfect couple, loved ones, or friendship; this will make for a wonderful gift for your friends, family or SO! => AVAILBLE HERE <= WANT NEED NEED @sadamericanorca WE NEEDDDD I CALL THE BLACK CAT Sounds good :3 Soo cute!!! Holy shit I know what I’m getting me for his birthday! need me two of these : bucky-barnes-is-jesus: tuesdayisfordancing: lil-tumbles: wethepotterheads0214: sadamericanorca: wethepotterheads0214: collinthefandomshipper: rpgmann: helloitsmzhyde: livelaughlovematters: Looking for a way to share your deepest feelings with your friends, family or special someone? This black and white Cat Necklace is just for you! This Yin and Yang Cat Necklace are for anyone who would like to share their love for animals and friendship in the most unique way possible! Made for the purrfect couple, loved ones, or friendship; this will make for a wonderful gift for your friends, family or SO! => AVAILBLE HERE <= WANT NEED NEED @sadamericanorca WE NEEDDDD I CALL THE BLACK CAT Sounds good :3 Soo cute!!! Holy shit I know what I’m getting me for his birthday! need me two of these
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smonks-alone: black-girl-against-feminism: smonks-alone: black-girl-against-feminism: smonks-alone: black-girl-against-feminism: I know beating children is bad and all, but I think I found an exception to the rule. @black-girl-against-feminism hey I shouldn’t have to tell you this but jokes about certain children being ‘okay’ to physically abuse because they’re acting weird aren’t good. they are in fact very bad. Yes, moral ranger. You have changed my ways, and I will no longer make such foul jokes as long as I live. God bless you. good. stay away from children while you’re at it. We’ll see. If they start swallowing my diamonds or calling themselves dragon kin, I may have to thrash them a little. Nobody’s perfect, you know. you know, it’s okay to admit you made a bad joke. you can just say “yeah, my child abuse joke wasn’t funny, I won’t make jokes like that anymore” and move on. continuing the joke and saying that you yourself would beat a kid for acting weird isn’t your only option. You know, it’s OK to just keep scrolling if you see something that offends you. Deadass who made you the Joke Police? Get a hobby: smonks-alone: black-girl-against-feminism: smonks-alone: black-girl-against-feminism: smonks-alone: black-girl-against-feminism: I know beating children is bad and all, but I think I found an exception to the rule. @black-girl-against-feminism hey I shouldn’t have to tell you this but jokes about certain children being ‘okay’ to physically abuse because they’re acting weird aren’t good. they are in fact very bad. Yes, moral ranger. You have changed my ways, and I will no longer make such foul jokes as long as I live. God bless you. good. stay away from children while you’re at it. We’ll see. If they start swallowing my diamonds or calling themselves dragon kin, I may have to thrash them a little. Nobody’s perfect, you know. you know, it’s okay to admit you made a bad joke. you can just say “yeah, my child abuse joke wasn’t funny, I won’t make jokes like that anymore” and move on. continuing the joke and saying that you yourself would beat a kid for acting weird isn’t your only option. You know, it’s OK to just keep scrolling if you see something that offends you. Deadass who made you the Joke Police? Get a hobby

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clothing-references: clothing-references: This isn’t related to my blog aesthetic but I’m tired of seeing posts where people are making others paranoid that they’re in a coma or something. You’re not. I know lots of us know it’s just a bad “joke,” but some people don’t have the luxury of being able to believe that after seeing others tell them otherwise. You’re awake. Everything is okay. Hey so I’ve been dealing with some horrible cases of dissociation recently. It makes me think things that don’t make sense. I wanted to bring this post back and add onto it. Your life is real. You are awake. You aren’t lying on the ground or anything. No one is desperately trying to wake you. I am one person living in Houston who made this post. I am a living, conscious breathing person and if I made this post and it reaches you, that means you are, too. You didn’t imagine this post up. I made it two years ago. You aren’t dead. You aren’t seeing things. That light headed feeling is just a symptom. This isn’t a dream and you are going to be okay. I believe in you and I hope you get through this. : clothing-references: clothing-references: This isn’t related to my blog aesthetic but I’m tired of seeing posts where people are making others paranoid that they’re in a coma or something. You’re not. I know lots of us know it’s just a bad “joke,” but some people don’t have the luxury of being able to believe that after seeing others tell them otherwise. You’re awake. Everything is okay. Hey so I’ve been dealing with some horrible cases of dissociation recently. It makes me think things that don’t make sense. I wanted to bring this post back and add onto it. Your life is real. You are awake. You aren’t lying on the ground or anything. No one is desperately trying to wake you. I am one person living in Houston who made this post. I am a living, conscious breathing person and if I made this post and it reaches you, that means you are, too. You didn’t imagine this post up. I made it two years ago. You aren’t dead. You aren’t seeing things. That light headed feeling is just a symptom. This isn’t a dream and you are going to be okay. I believe in you and I hope you get through this.

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prettyeyezciya: jess-curious: dynastylnoire: hugochillingsworth: onlyblackgirl: bruddabois: sobeitjay: catmasterfunk: thehighpriestofreverseracism: This is beautiful i will literally never not reblog this. do people really say that Yea I’ve heard people say that shit Yes, they say it all the time. http://instagram.com/miryamlumpini Here’s her account, her tattoos are so fantastic to look at. reblogging for the tattoo artists IG to be boosted I keep seeing this post and I’ve gotta speak up on it, because that isn’t a good example of color on dark skin.  I’m a tattoo artist, and I’ve had a bunch of clients come in saying they were told dark skin can’t take any color whatsoever, which is bullshit. The long and short of it is dark skin can take plenty of color, provided it isn’t too light. Tattoos look best when they’re fresh because the ink is still on the top layer of open skin. As the skin heals over the tattoo, the color gets less vibrant and defined. This is true of anybody of any skin tone. Tattoo pigments tend to act a lot like watercolor; they’re not terribly opaque in the skin, meaning that as that tattoo ages, the white will fade into patches of slightly lighter skin, and may disappear altogether, as will lighter colors like yellows and pinks. Many artists consider doing tattoos entirely or mostly in white ink to be irresponsible for that reason, and use white ink very sparingly to create small highlights, in places where even faded ink will add contrast. Notice how the yellow is all but gone on even the lightest skin, while the deeper reds have stayed. And that isn’t even factoring in sun exposure, how often the skin is submerged in water, friction, or how the skin in the area bends and flexes. I know extremely pale people who lost all the color in their tattoos in 5 years due to a variety of those factors; I’m pale as they come, and the yellow in my oldest tattoo is only 2 years old and already super faded.  Color that lasts a long time is darker and more saturated than the skin it’s in. See how the butterfly is still noticeably purple, and stands out in all the skin tones? Teals, yellows, pinks and whites photograph beautifully in dark skin, but ultimately don’t have longevity as tattoos. Dark skin, however, can still take reds, blues, greens, purples, and browns beautifully! The best way to make color vivid in any skin is to put it in a strong black outline; tattoos like the one below will look like bruises as they age, and the fading color doesn’t have structured black to contrast and frame it. Here’s some color on dark skin that will age well! The yellows in this tattoo are very saturated and framed in lots of solid black; even if they fade, the fish will stay nice and vibrant. Similarly, the white in this tattoo will definitely lighten, but the dark reds and blacks will hold the tattoo together very well. Tl;dr, have a solid black outline, make sure the colors you pick are darker/more saturated than your own skin, and don’t rely too heavily on white. These are basic tattoo principles that can and should be used when deciding on any tattoo, regardless of skintone. Hope it helps! Reblogging for the amazing fucking information I just received on tattoos : prettyeyezciya: jess-curious: dynastylnoire: hugochillingsworth: onlyblackgirl: bruddabois: sobeitjay: catmasterfunk: thehighpriestofreverseracism: This is beautiful i will literally never not reblog this. do people really say that Yea I’ve heard people say that shit Yes, they say it all the time. http://instagram.com/miryamlumpini Here’s her account, her tattoos are so fantastic to look at. reblogging for the tattoo artists IG to be boosted I keep seeing this post and I’ve gotta speak up on it, because that isn’t a good example of color on dark skin.  I’m a tattoo artist, and I’ve had a bunch of clients come in saying they were told dark skin can’t take any color whatsoever, which is bullshit. The long and short of it is dark skin can take plenty of color, provided it isn’t too light. Tattoos look best when they’re fresh because the ink is still on the top layer of open skin. As the skin heals over the tattoo, the color gets less vibrant and defined. This is true of anybody of any skin tone. Tattoo pigments tend to act a lot like watercolor; they’re not terribly opaque in the skin, meaning that as that tattoo ages, the white will fade into patches of slightly lighter skin, and may disappear altogether, as will lighter colors like yellows and pinks. Many artists consider doing tattoos entirely or mostly in white ink to be irresponsible for that reason, and use white ink very sparingly to create small highlights, in places where even faded ink will add contrast. Notice how the yellow is all but gone on even the lightest skin, while the deeper reds have stayed. And that isn’t even factoring in sun exposure, how often the skin is submerged in water, friction, or how the skin in the area bends and flexes. I know extremely pale people who lost all the color in their tattoos in 5 years due to a variety of those factors; I’m pale as they come, and the yellow in my oldest tattoo is only 2 years old and already super faded.  Color that lasts a long time is darker and more saturated than the skin it’s in. See how the butterfly is still noticeably purple, and stands out in all the skin tones? Teals, yellows, pinks and whites photograph beautifully in dark skin, but ultimately don’t have longevity as tattoos. Dark skin, however, can still take reds, blues, greens, purples, and browns beautifully! The best way to make color vivid in any skin is to put it in a strong black outline; tattoos like the one below will look like bruises as they age, and the fading color doesn’t have structured black to contrast and frame it. Here’s some color on dark skin that will age well! The yellows in this tattoo are very saturated and framed in lots of solid black; even if they fade, the fish will stay nice and vibrant. Similarly, the white in this tattoo will definitely lighten, but the dark reds and blacks will hold the tattoo together very well. Tl;dr, have a solid black outline, make sure the colors you pick are darker/more saturated than your own skin, and don’t rely too heavily on white. These are basic tattoo principles that can and should be used when deciding on any tattoo, regardless of skintone. Hope it helps! Reblogging for the amazing fucking information I just received on tattoos
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official-lucifers-child: im-the-ace-in-my-sleeve: thomassandersstolemysoul: shutyourmoustache: sadhoc: alternageek: — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/39UbApi Text from image: “co-quarantined with an abuser? worried about having to self-isolate from #coronavirus in a dangerous home situation?  Please reach out – contact @ ndvh National Domestic Violence Hotline:  CALL 1-800-799-7233 TTY 1-800-787-3224 Chat at thehotline.org”  end description    PLEASE SPREAD THIS INFO!!! IMPORTANT!!! SIGNAL BOOST THIS SO IT COULD HELP SOMEONE IN NEED!!!! @official-lucifers-child @friendlywolfgirl @yoshiyoshikage-tira-munchakoopas i know you tagged me because i can signal boost this but… this is me? and i’m actually thinking of calling this number? : official-lucifers-child: im-the-ace-in-my-sleeve: thomassandersstolemysoul: shutyourmoustache: sadhoc: alternageek: — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/39UbApi Text from image: “co-quarantined with an abuser? worried about having to self-isolate from #coronavirus in a dangerous home situation?  Please reach out – contact @ ndvh National Domestic Violence Hotline:  CALL 1-800-799-7233 TTY 1-800-787-3224 Chat at thehotline.org”  end description    PLEASE SPREAD THIS INFO!!! IMPORTANT!!! SIGNAL BOOST THIS SO IT COULD HELP SOMEONE IN NEED!!!! @official-lucifers-child @friendlywolfgirl @yoshiyoshikage-tira-munchakoopas i know you tagged me because i can signal boost this but… this is me? and i’m actually thinking of calling this number?

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