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Children, Funny, and Saw: 21 Best One-Liner Jokes Ever 1. I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves 2. I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain 3. My girlfriend started smoking, so I slowed down and applied Lubricant 4. Don't let an extra chromosome get you down 5. I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn't want to interrupt her. 6. People used to laugh at me when I would say "I want to be a comedian", well nobody's laughing now 7. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down 8. Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes 9. My wife and I were happy for twenty years, then we met 10. I haven't slept for three days, because that would be too long 11. The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself "This changes everything." 12. My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the local zoo 13. Say what you want about deaf people 14. I've spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer, but no one will do it 15. I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade." 16. I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there 17. I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust 18. People say I'm condescending. That means i talk down to people 19. You can never lose a homing pigeon if your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon 20. Whiteboards are remarkable 21. I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over. <p>One-Liner Jokes That Are Actually Funny.</p>

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Ass, Community, and Cute: Everyone meet Frank. Frank is 40b snapping turtle that wandered into a community where he did not belong. Frank needed to be escorted back to his local pond where he couldnt go all snappity snap on anyone (or cute puppes) so my friend ad jumped into action. Within about 2 minutes it was pretty apparent that Frank is a gigantic t"king a"hole Here we see Frank gettin' all high and mighty trying to run the fk away from us and get to the nearest basket of puppies that he could then chompity chomp simply because he is a giant f"k. Let me tell you something Frank, your dreams of being a Godzilia lke terror on humanity are 1king over. You picked the wrong town Frank, you picked the wrong fking town. Not like Frank was gonna make it easy on me though. I swear to god this bastard just about hissed and shit everywhere belore we got him to calm the f""k down. Jesus Frank. Frank then realized he was t ked so instead of cooperating and getting a free ride back to his pond OH NO. Frank here decides he is five f"king years old and he sits the t"k down and goes limp Honestly Frank grow the f"k up. You think other turtles are acting like this at your age Frank, no. Frank here probably thought at this point we we're unqualified to deal with a shelled prehistoric asswipe but his ass was wrong. So wrong WE F*KING LASSOD THE SH'T OUTTA YOU FRANK Needless to say Frank was pretty f"king upset about the whole ordeal and bitched the entire ten minute walk back to Casa De Frank, and just when I thought my life was gonna get just a little bit easier, Frank goes and torpedo shotgun pisses all over my foot Frk you Frank. Thats low even tor you, you pancalke shelled dickweed Long story short we got Frank back home and saved the entire town. Frank was not hurt, and we treated the whole situation with care BECAUSE TM A BIGGER MORE MATURE PERSON THAN YOU FRANK YOU SON OF A B TCH <p>Meet Frank The Turtle.</p>