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SIZZLE: When Rome burned, the emperor's cats still expected to be fed on time.

When Rome burned, the emperor's cats still expected to be fed on time.

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SIZZLE: snarling like a chainsaw trying to sing opera

snarling like a chainsaw trying to sing opera

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SIZZLE: We have to burn brightly. We can’t burn forever

We have to burn brightly. We can’t burn forever

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SIZZLE: Humanity has always had a flair for guilt by association.

Humanity has always had a flair for guilt by association.

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SIZZLE: Only an idiot would trust a Kelpie this close to the water. Getting on its back with the scent of the sea in the air would be a fast, painful means of suicide, and I'm not a fan of pain.

Only an idiot would trust a Kelpie this close to the water. Getting on its back with the scent of the sea in the air would be a fast, painfu...

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SIZZLE: It's not hard to marginalize people when they've already done it to themselves.

It's not hard to marginalize people when they've already done it to themselves.

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SIZZLE: I've never liked being looked at like I was a hero. I always wind up letting someone down. Sometimes I get lucky. Sometimes the only person who gets hurt is me.

I've never liked being looked at like I was a hero. I always wind up letting someone down. Sometimes I get lucky. Sometimes the only person ...

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SIZZLE: Changing clothes in a public restroom is an acquired skill, one that becomes an art when the bathroom floor hasn't been washed in a decade or more.

Changing clothes in a public restroom is an acquired skill, one that becomes an art when the bathroom floor hasn't been washed in a decade o...

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SIZZLE: Never tempt fate. It plays for keeps.

Never tempt fate. It plays for keeps.

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