25+ Best a Cat Memes | Cat Sneezing Memes, Bathing Memes, Bathe Memes

happicuppa: pardonmewhileipanic: this is Duke Duke tried to go through the cat door the cat door of the baby gate, meant specifically to keep him out of the basement and away from the cat food Duke is NOT in fact, a cat Duke has shamed his ancestors (and knocked over a lamp) oh my god. : happicuppa: pardonmewhileipanic: this is Duke Duke tried to go through the cat door the cat door of the baby gate, meant specifically to keep him out of the basement and away from the cat food Duke is NOT in fact, a cat Duke has shamed his ancestors (and knocked over a lamp) oh my god.

happicuppa: pardonmewhileipanic: this is Duke Duke tried to go through the cat door the cat door of the baby gate, meant specifically...

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justcatposts: Baby ducks on a cat(via): justcatposts: Baby ducks on a cat(via)

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“My mom adopted a cat that brings her slippers to her every morning. I didn’t believe her until she got it on camera finally”(Source): “My mom adopted a cat that brings her slippers to her every morning. I didn’t believe her until she got it on camera finally”(Source)

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Sounds like something a cat would do: Sounds like something a cat would do

Sounds like something a cat would do

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A cat I lived with for 3 months.: A cat I lived with for 3 months.

A cat I lived with for 3 months.

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A cat I lived with for 3 months.: A cat I lived with for 3 months.

A cat I lived with for 3 months.

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bisexualnoodle5: airyairyaucontraire: yay855: residentevil-fandomhazard: princesstigerbelle: I love how he kisses the kitten towards the end All kittens are born feral, but you can see the exact moment ahead realized how good kisses are 💜💜💜 Mother cats will often groom their babies to calm them down and help them feel loved; by kissing this kitten, that man is establishing himself as a mother figure to it. He’s literally saying “I’m gonna be your momma now” in a language it understands, and it responds with love. Honestly it helps that he has a beard, I have a theory based on observation of cats with bearded persons that the feeling of stiff beard hair brushing the cat’s fur is sufficiently reminiscent of the feeling of Mother Cat’s rough tongue grooming a kitten’s fur that they are suckers for that business. Beardos, rub your face on a cat today and repeat back, please. “DON’T TOUCH ME DON’T TOUCH ME” *kiss* “oh that’s actually kinda nice” : bisexualnoodle5: airyairyaucontraire: yay855: residentevil-fandomhazard: princesstigerbelle: I love how he kisses the kitten towards the end All kittens are born feral, but you can see the exact moment ahead realized how good kisses are 💜💜💜 Mother cats will often groom their babies to calm them down and help them feel loved; by kissing this kitten, that man is establishing himself as a mother figure to it. He’s literally saying “I’m gonna be your momma now” in a language it understands, and it responds with love. Honestly it helps that he has a beard, I have a theory based on observation of cats with bearded persons that the feeling of stiff beard hair brushing the cat’s fur is sufficiently reminiscent of the feeling of Mother Cat’s rough tongue grooming a kitten’s fur that they are suckers for that business. Beardos, rub your face on a cat today and repeat back, please. “DON’T TOUCH ME DON’T TOUCH ME” *kiss* “oh that’s actually kinda nice”

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What class is a cat?: What class is a cat?

What class is a cat?

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brightlotusmoon: a-holiday-franchise: perpetualcombustioninstruction: revereche: bogleech: elvenrainbow: shitsuren-chama: ocean-child-love: kaibas-paragraphical-mind: what-is-a-homestuck: WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT “I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.” I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will. I don’t see how this is much of a downside When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know That’s great but have you considered ~cosplay ~Halloween costumes ~acting ~cosplay ~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces ~cosplay ~cosplay ~COSPLAY imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry” “BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.” “Don’t antagonize the fae.” “I AM the fae, Susan.” : brightlotusmoon: a-holiday-franchise: perpetualcombustioninstruction: revereche: bogleech: elvenrainbow: shitsuren-chama: ocean-child-love: kaibas-paragraphical-mind: what-is-a-homestuck: WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT “I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.” I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will. I don’t see how this is much of a downside When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know That’s great but have you considered ~cosplay ~Halloween costumes ~acting ~cosplay ~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces ~cosplay ~cosplay ~COSPLAY imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry” “BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.” “Don’t antagonize the fae.” “I AM the fae, Susan.”

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frenchie-sottises: kylehasatumblr: eggplantusiv: probablychaoticgoodrpgideas: definitelybeholderrpgideas: probablygreenrpgideas: constantlyonfirerpgideas: probablyspacerpgideas: teenagerposts: chipthepunk: littleblackmariah: kingfisherfaker: gailsimone: morenamagia: equiusinamaidoutfit: eridanamporass: p41g3r4nk1n: listenforthesteel: Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls. Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them. Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it. The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes. On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill. SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST. Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn. my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap. The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since. Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE BOOST.FUCKING BOOST. ALWAYS REBLOG not blog related, but I’m not an asshole S I G N A L B O O S T keep your animal friends safe. Even a Beholder wouldn’t do this. Signal Boost I would not hesitate to drop anyone who would do this into the earth, s i g n a l b o o s t Signal boost This applies to humans, too. The first choice is fomepizole, but a lot of vets don’t keep it in stock. Barring that, clear alcohols like vodka or everclear are a standard treatment for methanol or ethylene glycol poisoning We lost one of our cats because of some jerk who wanted to rid some dogs via antifreeze. I still remember going out there and trying to call him for those three days only to find out he suffered alone and died. Fuck anyone who does this. : frenchie-sottises: kylehasatumblr: eggplantusiv: probablychaoticgoodrpgideas: definitelybeholderrpgideas: probablygreenrpgideas: constantlyonfirerpgideas: probablyspacerpgideas: teenagerposts: chipthepunk: littleblackmariah: kingfisherfaker: gailsimone: morenamagia: equiusinamaidoutfit: eridanamporass: p41g3r4nk1n: listenforthesteel: Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls. Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them. Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it. The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes. On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill. SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST. Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn. my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap. The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since. Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE BOOST.FUCKING BOOST. ALWAYS REBLOG not blog related, but I’m not an asshole S I G N A L B O O S T keep your animal friends safe. Even a Beholder wouldn’t do this. Signal Boost I would not hesitate to drop anyone who would do this into the earth, s i g n a l b o o s t Signal boost This applies to humans, too. The first choice is fomepizole, but a lot of vets don’t keep it in stock. Barring that, clear alcohols like vodka or everclear are a standard treatment for methanol or ethylene glycol poisoning We lost one of our cats because of some jerk who wanted to rid some dogs via antifreeze. I still remember going out there and trying to call him for those three days only to find out he suffered alone and died. Fuck anyone who does this.

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beanstalkofsins: m86: hazycapitalist: Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep? a shat Dont call it that please : beanstalkofsins: m86: hazycapitalist: Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep? a shat Dont call it that please

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My cat is an alien dressed up as a cat.: My cat is an alien dressed up as a cat.

My cat is an alien dressed up as a cat.

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I photoshop animals into things. Here’s a cat in a bread roll.: I photoshop animals into things. Here’s a cat in a bread roll.

I photoshop animals into things. Here’s a cat in a bread roll.

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He did a bunch of catnip, saw himself in the mirror and had a self-realization that he indeed, is a cat.: He did a bunch of catnip, saw himself in the mirror and had a self-realization that he indeed, is a cat.

He did a bunch of catnip, saw himself in the mirror and had a self-realization that he indeed, is a cat.

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He did a bunch of catnip, saw himself in the mirror and had a self-realization that he indeed, is a cat.: He did a bunch of catnip, saw himself in the mirror and had a self-realization that he indeed, is a cat.

He did a bunch of catnip, saw himself in the mirror and had a self-realization that he indeed, is a cat.

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My rapscallion of a cat tried hacking into my phone; you literally can’t trust ANYBODY these days! 😼😹: My rapscallion of a cat tried hacking into my phone; you literally can’t trust ANYBODY these days! 😼😹

My rapscallion of a cat tried hacking into my phone; you literally can’t trust ANYBODY these days! 😼😹

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My rapscallion of a cat tried hacking into my phone; you literally can’t trust ANYBODY these days! 😼😹: My rapscallion of a cat tried hacking into my phone; you literally can’t trust ANYBODY these days! 😼😹

My rapscallion of a cat tried hacking into my phone; you literally can’t trust ANYBODY these days! 😼😹

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world-of-cats:Source: world-of-cats:Source

world-of-cats:Source

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dynastylnoire: writernotwaiting: hellenhighwater: astolen98saturnsedan: luadell: thisnewdevilry: sputnikcentury: teapotsahoy: lovedsomuch: warsfeils: anubituf: harukami: last-snowfall: weareallmedie: firedanceryote: reptila-tequila: qeilla: thefreckledavantgardegoober: mysticmisfit89: Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada….. No no, you don’t understand, moose really do get that big. Take it from a Canadian. I’ve seen that bullshit in person. Scary as all heck. And that’s how people can die if they hit a moose. Seriously, one of our fears when driving in the country is having to deal with this scenario of a moose jumping out in front of the car. moose are actual legit ice age megafauna; theyve been here since the ice age, they are old as fuck. they also are pretty terrifying and ive echoed this before but i went to wiki and “In terms of raw numbers, they attack more people than bears and wolves combined” and “ In the Americas, moose injure more people than any other wild mammal and, worldwide, only hippopotamuses injure more.” like, fuck off with that I was dog sitting a dog once who insisted she had to go out in the middle of the night it was an emergency, so I took her out. Suddenly she starts pointing and barking and I look up and can just make out the outline of a HUGE moose. I’ve been accidentally face to face with a black bear and that scared me less than being up close with a moose. I’m 5 foot so imagine staring up at an animal several feet taller than you that is debating charging the dog who’s leash you are holding. I was terrified as I grabbed the dog by her collar to get better control over her and backed up slowly til I was out of line of sight and bolted for the house at a dead run. Did you know most Canadian lake monster stories come from people seeing moose swimming? They are massive animals. They are massive and they charge. I get so scared when tourists are all “oh yeah, we got out of the car to get a closer look and, ya’ll have some mighty impressive animals around here.”Yes, yes we do, and they have mighty tired guardian angels because moose can, and do, charge at people. Someone my mom worked with died hitting a moose on the highway. Their eyes don’t reflect light. In the dark they are literally nothing but a big slightly darker shape in the night. Roughly every year in the town I grew up in, a cow (moose) and her calf will wander through downtown. Maybe once or twice. If she’s aggressive enough, the local Mounties will escort her through to keep idiots away. I’ve definitely talked with people who thought moose were deer-sized or maybe horse-sized and I was like NO YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND MOOSE ARE TERRIFYING Moose are terrifying, you guys. I finally live on a province where moose and deer exist. I do not drive at night in fear of meeting one. If you hit a moose going 90 on a highway, not only is your car trashed, you are probably trashed. I’ve seen cars that got wrecked and there seems to be a consensus that at least half the time, the giant fucking beastie just shakes itself off and continues gallumphing along the countryside. If you fucking hit a moose with your car and their legs go through your windshield, congratulations, you are dead. Massive hooves kicking you to death? Yeah. Moose are fucking terrifying. Bull moose won’t fuck with you too much unless you fuck with them, but the time a bull moose casually swaggered his way past 7 year old me when I was sledding literally put me off winter sports for a solid month. Momma moose and their babies, though? I legitimately had to call in to work to be like “ey yo there is a moose in my driveway and I can’t get out” AND MY MANAGERS UNDERSTOOD. Moose. MOOSE. I have to admit I thought they were like a Canadian deer before this. The commenter above who claims that moose’s eyes don’t reflect light is only partially correct; if you shine a flashlight in a moose’s eyes it will glow like a cat (and then you will probably get killed to death by an annoyed moose) but the reason they are so dangerous to cars at nights is that they are too tall for the headlights to reach. Think about that. Moose confirmed for actual kaiju. Kaiju category: Maple. Now I kinda want a kaiju movie set in Canada where it’s just a moose. Like a regular moose but more aggressive. @ssalogel For scale, a female african elephant is 7.2-8.5 feet at the shoulder, according to Wikipedia. A moose is 4.6 – 6.9 ft. at the shoulder. So instead of thinking “This animal is a bit bigger than a deer” you can think “This animal is barely smaller than an elephant” And they can run up to 40 miles per hour A 16 wheeler with fur : dynastylnoire: writernotwaiting: hellenhighwater: astolen98saturnsedan: luadell: thisnewdevilry: sputnikcentury: teapotsahoy: lovedsomuch: warsfeils: anubituf: harukami: last-snowfall: weareallmedie: firedanceryote: reptila-tequila: qeilla: thefreckledavantgardegoober: mysticmisfit89: Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada….. No no, you don’t understand, moose really do get that big. Take it from a Canadian. I’ve seen that bullshit in person. Scary as all heck. And that’s how people can die if they hit a moose. Seriously, one of our fears when driving in the country is having to deal with this scenario of a moose jumping out in front of the car. moose are actual legit ice age megafauna; theyve been here since the ice age, they are old as fuck. they also are pretty terrifying and ive echoed this before but i went to wiki and “In terms of raw numbers, they attack more people than bears and wolves combined” and “ In the Americas, moose injure more people than any other wild mammal and, worldwide, only hippopotamuses injure more.” like, fuck off with that I was dog sitting a dog once who insisted she had to go out in the middle of the night it was an emergency, so I took her out. Suddenly she starts pointing and barking and I look up and can just make out the outline of a HUGE moose. I’ve been accidentally face to face with a black bear and that scared me less than being up close with a moose. I’m 5 foot so imagine staring up at an animal several feet taller than you that is debating charging the dog who’s leash you are holding. I was terrified as I grabbed the dog by her collar to get better control over her and backed up slowly til I was out of line of sight and bolted for the house at a dead run. Did you know most Canadian lake monster stories come from people seeing moose swimming? They are massive animals. They are massive and they charge. I get so scared when tourists are all “oh yeah, we got out of the car to get a closer look and, ya’ll have some mighty impressive animals around here.”Yes, yes we do, and they have mighty tired guardian angels because moose can, and do, charge at people. Someone my mom worked with died hitting a moose on the highway. Their eyes don’t reflect light. In the dark they are literally nothing but a big slightly darker shape in the night. Roughly every year in the town I grew up in, a cow (moose) and her calf will wander through downtown. Maybe once or twice. If she’s aggressive enough, the local Mounties will escort her through to keep idiots away. I’ve definitely talked with people who thought moose were deer-sized or maybe horse-sized and I was like NO YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND MOOSE ARE TERRIFYING Moose are terrifying, you guys. I finally live on a province where moose and deer exist. I do not drive at night in fear of meeting one. If you hit a moose going 90 on a highway, not only is your car trashed, you are probably trashed. I’ve seen cars that got wrecked and there seems to be a consensus that at least half the time, the giant fucking beastie just shakes itself off and continues gallumphing along the countryside. If you fucking hit a moose with your car and their legs go through your windshield, congratulations, you are dead. Massive hooves kicking you to death? Yeah. Moose are fucking terrifying. Bull moose won’t fuck with you too much unless you fuck with them, but the time a bull moose casually swaggered his way past 7 year old me when I was sledding literally put me off winter sports for a solid month. Momma moose and their babies, though? I legitimately had to call in to work to be like “ey yo there is a moose in my driveway and I can’t get out” AND MY MANAGERS UNDERSTOOD. Moose. MOOSE. I have to admit I thought they were like a Canadian deer before this. The commenter above who claims that moose’s eyes don’t reflect light is only partially correct; if you shine a flashlight in a moose’s eyes it will glow like a cat (and then you will probably get killed to death by an annoyed moose) but the reason they are so dangerous to cars at nights is that they are too tall for the headlights to reach. Think about that. Moose confirmed for actual kaiju. Kaiju category: Maple. Now I kinda want a kaiju movie set in Canada where it’s just a moose. Like a regular moose but more aggressive. @ssalogel For scale, a female african elephant is 7.2-8.5 feet at the shoulder, according to Wikipedia. A moose is 4.6 – 6.9 ft. at the shoulder. So instead of thinking “This animal is a bit bigger than a deer” you can think “This animal is barely smaller than an elephant” And they can run up to 40 miles per hour A 16 wheeler with fur

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How to properly squish a Cat: How to properly squish a Cat

How to properly squish a Cat

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mistykaru: long distance but at least we each have a cat: mistykaru: long distance but at least we each have a cat

mistykaru: long distance but at least we each have a cat

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mistykaru: long distance but at least we each have a cat: mistykaru: long distance but at least we each have a cat

mistykaru: long distance but at least we each have a cat

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starwarsgraphictee: mellenabrave: That’s the human equivalant of the “sir are you aware you are a cat” meme. I thought I was Jewish when I was her age but I was actually Catholic so when my Jewish friends invited me to give a prayer at his house during Chanukah and I recited “Our Father who art in heaven…”, my friend’s mom got on her knees and said to my face in a super soft voice, “Joey, I think you’re catholic not Jewish,” in front of everyone and I thought I was in trouble and I started crying. : starwarsgraphictee: mellenabrave: That’s the human equivalant of the “sir are you aware you are a cat” meme. I thought I was Jewish when I was her age but I was actually Catholic so when my Jewish friends invited me to give a prayer at his house during Chanukah and I recited “Our Father who art in heaven…”, my friend’s mom got on her knees and said to my face in a super soft voice, “Joey, I think you’re catholic not Jewish,” in front of everyone and I thought I was in trouble and I started crying.

starwarsgraphictee: mellenabrave: That’s the human equivalant of the “sir are you aware you are a cat” meme. I thought I was Jewish wh...

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sabertoothwalrus: sabertoothwalrus: sabertoothwalrus: sabertoothwalrus: sabertoothwalrus: sabertoothwalrus: this kitten weighs over 5 pounds already and he’s only 14 weeks old. He’s half the size of an adult cat and he hasn’t even lost his baby teeth yet He is now 16 weeks old and over 6 pounds. Kittens are supposed to be half their adult weight at 5-6 months, and he is barely 4 months old. What the fuck. Now at 22 weeks, 5 months old, half his adult weight, this baby is 10 pounds,,, 30 WEEKS. 7 MONTHS. 14 POUNDS. THAT IS TWICE THE AVERAGE WEIGHT OF A CAT HIS AGE. THE GIRLS IN HIS LITTER ARE ONLY LIKE 8 POUNDS WHY IS HE SO HUGE Hello it is Time for Another Update!!! It is June 18th, 2018. Half-n-Half is now 10 months old. Last I weighed him (like 2 weeks ago?) he was over 15 pounds, but he’s not gaining weight as rapidly anymore. Regardless, he’s still Big GUESS WHO’S ONE AND A HALF AND WEIGHS 17 POUNDS THIS FUCKIN MAGNIFICENT GUY!!!!!!!! HALF-N-HALF!!!!!!! : sabertoothwalrus: sabertoothwalrus: sabertoothwalrus: sabertoothwalrus: sabertoothwalrus: sabertoothwalrus: this kitten weighs over 5 pounds already and he’s only 14 weeks old. He’s half the size of an adult cat and he hasn’t even lost his baby teeth yet He is now 16 weeks old and over 6 pounds. Kittens are supposed to be half their adult weight at 5-6 months, and he is barely 4 months old. What the fuck. Now at 22 weeks, 5 months old, half his adult weight, this baby is 10 pounds,,, 30 WEEKS. 7 MONTHS. 14 POUNDS. THAT IS TWICE THE AVERAGE WEIGHT OF A CAT HIS AGE. THE GIRLS IN HIS LITTER ARE ONLY LIKE 8 POUNDS WHY IS HE SO HUGE Hello it is Time for Another Update!!! It is June 18th, 2018. Half-n-Half is now 10 months old. Last I weighed him (like 2 weeks ago?) he was over 15 pounds, but he’s not gaining weight as rapidly anymore. Regardless, he’s still Big GUESS WHO’S ONE AND A HALF AND WEIGHS 17 POUNDS THIS FUCKIN MAGNIFICENT GUY!!!!!!!! HALF-N-HALF!!!!!!!

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The Earth is a cat society unite!: The Earth is a cat society unite!

The Earth is a cat society unite!

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endyranartz: brightlotusmoon: a-holiday-franchise: perpetualcombustioninstruction: revereche: bogleech: elvenrainbow: shitsuren-chama: ocean-child-love: kaibas-paragraphical-mind: what-is-a-homestuck: WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT “I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.” I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will. I don’t see how this is much of a downside When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know That’s great but have you considered ~cosplay ~Halloween costumes ~acting ~cosplay ~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces ~cosplay ~cosplay ~COSPLAY imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry” “BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.” “Don’t antagonize the fae.” “I AM the fae, Susan.” This would be fun when around friends. : WillYouPressTheButton?.com I will not! You can shapeshift into any form you choose but People will always know it's you endyranartz: brightlotusmoon: a-holiday-franchise: perpetualcombustioninstruction: revereche: bogleech: elvenrainbow: shitsuren-chama: ocean-child-love: kaibas-paragraphical-mind: what-is-a-homestuck: WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT “I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.” I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will. I don’t see how this is much of a downside When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know That’s great but have you considered ~cosplay ~Halloween costumes ~acting ~cosplay ~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces ~cosplay ~cosplay ~COSPLAY imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry” “BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.” “Don’t antagonize the fae.” “I AM the fae, Susan.” This would be fun when around friends.

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“Omg wow, I mean she usually never warms up to people so quickly like that!”: Being called “mate" by an Australian Being called "love" by a Brit Being called "sweetheart" by a grandma Being called "son" by a grandpa Meowing at a cat and it meowing back WF “Omg wow, I mean she usually never warms up to people so quickly like that!”

“Omg wow, I mean she usually never warms up to people so quickly like that!”

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https://t.co/MxTpB4s6tW: Being called “mate" by an Australian Being called "love" by a Brit Being called “sweetheart" by a grandma Being called "son" by a grandpa Meowing at a cat and it meowing back https://t.co/MxTpB4s6tW

https://t.co/MxTpB4s6tW

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sailorbrazil:this is me, if i was a cat: sailorbrazil:this is me, if i was a cat

sailorbrazil:this is me, if i was a cat

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inmyownfiction: Wan wan! @kebeans I think is funny how you love Inuyasha being a dog lover xD I’m a cat person but I don’t know if there is a cat character I adore? Or I don’t remember now haha ♡ : DRAW ME A PICTURE GABBYCAKE PLS PLSPSPLSPSLS kebeans CONTESTAR I0. ие inmyownfiction: Wan wan! @kebeans I think is funny how you love Inuyasha being a dog lover xD I’m a cat person but I don’t know if there is a cat character I adore? Or I don’t remember now haha ♡

inmyownfiction: Wan wan! @kebeans I think is funny how you love Inuyasha being a dog lover xD I’m a cat person but I don’t know if there...

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I mixed a cat with a moth for your amusement: GYYPORAMA I mixed a cat with a moth for your amusement

I mixed a cat with a moth for your amusement

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I mixed a cat with a moth for your amusement: GYYPORAMA I mixed a cat with a moth for your amusement

I mixed a cat with a moth for your amusement

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Cats are too dumb to commit sin: generalgrievousdatingsim dogs are without sin because they would never lie to you. cats are also without sin because they can't. generalgrievousdatingsim a cat would lie to you if they could but they're physically unable to. every time they try their tails twitch and their big dumb baby eyes grow big and round with mischief and you can tell. they're incapable of evil because they're too silly to care about things like morals or ethics. Cats are too dumb to commit sin

Cats are too dumb to commit sin

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https://t.co/BNBXsozivI: Because we all need it, here's what happens when a cat touches a plasma ball. https://t.co/BNBXsozivI

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The classic “ my friend just died let’s talk later” best excuse I’ve seen: That why I browse Reddit all day at uni You're definitely going placese At uni I usually just cry I'm close but then I see a cute cat on Reddit and l'm okay again Why is everyone a cat lover these days? Well I'm a dog lover but cat on the internet is just funny idk Can we talk later? Sry, I just found out one of my good friends died The classic “ my friend just died let’s talk later” best excuse I’ve seen

The classic “ my friend just died let’s talk later” best excuse I’ve seen

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Wait a minute…something’s wrong: I put my leg out of Something the bed to spite the "demons" grabs my leg I DON'T It's just my OWN A CAT cat Wait a minute…something’s wrong

Wait a minute…something’s wrong

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Ah yes. Our gold plan: Profile Chat It's it really asking to much to not fuck someone the first time we meet? Am I just being old and crotchety? I'm afraid you are. Just do what we want. Sex is a right I'll start accumulating guess cats then Smart move. A cat could never disappoint you like I can Bold assumption Nothing is as disappointing as when my dog steals my food when I'm not looking. Think you can live up to that? Absolutely. I'Il raise the bar for your dog Awesome. I'm really looking forward to this future disappointment How bad do you want it? On a scale from hitting on a relative of yours at a family dinner to stealing your identity? I'm flexible and offer multiple tiers of plans Sent Im thinking something along the lines of stringing me along until I fall in love with you and then sleeping with my best friend I'm looking for that good emotional devastation But this can't be one sided. Tell me how I can pull my weight in disappointing you Ah yes. Our gold plan. I can accommodate. Sent Send a message Send E Stitch It! Ah yes. Our gold plan

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a cat: Why's this dog look like it's about to make a 30 minute rant video in its truck about participation trophies? "Lemmie tell you what's wrong with America - it's them damned cats. I ain't got nothing against cats - hell, I've got a friend who's a cat - but I tell ya those cats..." Like · Reply · 1m

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He is the chosen one: NTD Canada NTD 2 hrs CANADA "He potentially put his life and those around him in jeopardy," Verizon says THEEPOCHTIMES.COM Verizon SUSPENDS worker for using equipment to rescue a cat Wake e fuck up reddit, we've got a company/to burn He is the chosen one

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Them damned cats..: Why's this dog look like it's about to make a 30 minute rant video in its truck about participation trophies? "Lemmie tell you what's wrong with America - it's them damned cats. I ain't got nothing against cats - hell, I've got a friend who's a cat - but I tell ya those cats..." Like · Reply · 1m Them damned cats..

Them damned cats..

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Das cute by Chrisxdxl103 MORE MEMES: brown sugar Follow @givdengoddess she was raised by cats when she was a puppy, now she behaves like a cat Das cute by Chrisxdxl103 MORE MEMES

Das cute by Chrisxdxl103 MORE MEMES

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Das cute: brown sugar Follow @givdengoddess she was raised by cats when she was a puppy, now she behaves like a cat Das cute

Das cute

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Did they actually bother seeing what cats look like?: Not knowing what a cat looks like Medieval painters Producers of "Cats" Did they actually bother seeing what cats look like?

Did they actually bother seeing what cats look like?

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manticoreimaginary: manticoreimaginary: Reviews for Cats is now the highest peak of humour. But wait, there’s more: Finally, a whole new generation can discover that the Cats musical is two hours of human-feline hybrids without genitals having no-touch sex and begging for death via song. It's every bit as baffling, weird and horrifying as you expected. It's certainly something that you've never seen before but there's probably a very good reason for that. First off, full disclosure - I am not a cat person. Second off - after watching this frankly mortifying film adaptation of Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats, I'm not altogether sure I am a movie person anymore either. It all just feels so wrong. The ultimate effect of the neon and glitter- drenched CGI extravaganza is Hellraiser 2 by way of Roald Dahl, a family entertainment spectacularly drunk on its own supply of batshit. Cats is the worst thing to happen to cats since dogs. manticoreimaginary: manticoreimaginary: Reviews for Cats is now the highest peak of humour. But wait, there’s more

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chonk chart: Ekimmara @carson_hudson Big fan of this picture of a veterinarian showing a cat how fat he is. chonk chart

chonk chart

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Fluffy boy: peppylilspitfuck Here we see a baby wigglefloof cleaning its tiny squishbeans. ayellowbirds Highly technical terminology, you understand. We must be scientific about the floofywoogums. the-deviations My assessment of this wigglefloof is an eight-point-squee on the D'Aww Scale. healthdad I've never been this annoyed reading comments on a photo of a cat in my life Fluffy boy

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A cat, trying to attack its owner through a blanket.: A cat, trying to attack its owner through a blanket.

A cat, trying to attack its owner through a blanket.

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A cat, trying to attack its owner through a blanket.: A cat, trying to attack its owner through a blanket.

A cat, trying to attack its owner through a blanket.

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I’m sorry, please: MY DAD SAID IF I GET 20K UPVOTES I CAN KEEP ONE OF THE CATS IM FOSTER CARING!!! Serious Also, I do expect you to call BS. That's fine. But at the end of the day, the worst that happens is you give a random internet stranger a few points. I don't expect anything else. I will post photos of the cats on my profile, and if you do updoot this post then I can keep a cat! Also one of the kittens does not have a home to go to at the moment. 20k upvotes and you are also possibly saving one of these cats!! Thanks guys! If you want any more proof, drop something I can do in the comments please I’m sorry, please

I’m sorry, please

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Better than small talks: When im at a party and they have a cát THAT S ONE FUCKING NICE KITTY RIGHT THERE Better than small talks

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