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A man posted a picture of his pink 'lady drawer' containing tampons, a pregnancy test, and a dildo ...
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The vibrating rolling pin: MT 37 A UE 75% 2:08 PM cricket O PM cricket Facebook Fresh tortillas tillas · $10 ... Create Meeting Plan Rate Seller U been rolling the. With a dildo Them Rolling pin Fresh tortillas Why does ur picture have a dildo then $15 Listed about a day ago in Only a uncultured swine would not see that it's a vibrating rolling pin O Send seller a message Is this still available? Send Um thats called a dildo It's called a vibrating rolling pin. Message Save Share More Aa Ah yes, the negotiator The vibrating rolling pin
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‘If any of y’all are missing a dildo, my dog found it’: ‘If any of y’all are missing a dildo, my dog found it’
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‘If any of y’all are missing a dildo, my dog found it’: ‘If any of y’all are missing a dildo, my dog found it’
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OH NO!!: Anything is a dildo if u brave enough OH NO!!
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: BIRDJAY @humdrumvee logistically, i knew michelangelo's david was 17 feet tall. somehow that knowledge does not translate as well as seeing this image: 1:24 PM 29 Aug 19 Twitter Web App masochist-incarnate Yea I didnt know either I thought it was like 6 feet kattheconpletenerd I also thought it was the size of a normal dude, and I have new confusion and a greater respect for Michaelangelo masochist-incarnate Does that mean its stone ass dick can function like a dildo kattheconpletenerd Maso why masochist-incarnate I wanna fuck mike roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it
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Dil-igence: heartbreaker-horan thequeenchris... Source: fancymen Some atoms have gone 13.8 billion years only to learn that their purpose in this universe is to be manufactured into a dildo to be shoved up someone's asshole. Dil-igence
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Me_Irl: Gay porn studio under fire for using a didgeridoo as a dildo Quote: I'm gonna didgeridoo you in the ass Men.com T'm gonna didgeridoo you in the ass' Me_Irl
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novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game : UNST BLE UNICORNS BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW 30-45 ming ays 14 Contents s and book BABY UNICORN UNICORN PHOENIX ANGEL UNICORN RAINBOW UNICORN NEIGH C re When this card enters you a card. Ifthis card is sacril bring it directly bark are un Card Tpe Uee Baby if this card would be sa or returned to your ha Nursery instead. CandTy Cont o ce his card is in When UNST BLE UNICORNS LANCR aY RETR R UNICORNE ARE UR AMERICORN SEDUCTIVE UNICOR CHAINSAW UNICORN Whe Cord Ty BA UNICORN BUTT PLUG THE Downgrode s this card is in your Stable, your it is three cards. he n eye scARD and ad e Sametimes a eeecial neds You must have a Sas cern vow Stable ie prder to giay ths card si card is in your Mabie at the beginning wt your turn, you may choose any playe That player must DISCARD card tEADER UNICO C engd if one of your Unicorns would be sacrificed or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this card instead FREE CANDY UNICORN RAINBOW SHITSTORM ble, move a to your Stable. Inicorn back Whe play scrificed or EUNICORN Unico Cend Type Unicern Mac When this card ente Baby Unicorn froms your Stable. If thi- move the Unicor UNICORN ICE a card and Shoffle the deal five UNICORGY HORNY FLYING UNICORN 0 0 EVE cend pe g DRAW a card for each Unicorn over three in your Stable. Can y Uce When this card enters your Stable, move a Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or destroyed, return it to your hand WONDERCON ANAHEIM RARY UNInnn COSPLAY UNICORN HORSE WITH A DILDO Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical hanfe a NBC ND novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game
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novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game : UNST BLE UNICORNS BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW 30-45 ming ays 14 Contents s and book BABY UNICORN UNICORN PHOENIX ANGEL UNICORN RAINBOW UNICORN NEIGH C re When this card enters you a card. Ifthis card is sacril bring it directly bark are un Card Tpe Uee Baby if this card would be sa or returned to your ha Nursery instead. CandTy Cont o ce his card is in When UNST BLE UNICORNS LANCR aY RETR R UNICORNE ARE UR AMERICORN SEDUCTIVE UNICOR CHAINSAW UNICORN Whe Cord Ty BA UNICORN BUTT PLUG THE Downgrode s this card is in your Stable, your it is three cards. he n eye scARD and ad e Sametimes a eeecial neds You must have a Sas cern vow Stable ie prder to giay ths card si card is in your Mabie at the beginning wt your turn, you may choose any playe That player must DISCARD card tEADER UNICO C engd if one of your Unicorns would be sacrificed or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this card instead FREE CANDY UNICORN RAINBOW SHITSTORM ble, move a to your Stable. Inicorn back Whe play scrificed or EUNICORN Unico Cend Type Unicern Mac When this card ente Baby Unicorn froms your Stable. If thi- move the Unicor UNICORN ICE a card and Shoffle the deal five UNICORGY HORNY FLYING UNICORN 0 0 EVE cend pe g DRAW a card for each Unicorn over three in your Stable. Can y Uce When this card enters your Stable, move a Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or destroyed, return it to your hand WONDERCON ANAHEIM RARY UNInnn COSPLAY UNICORN HORSE WITH A DILDO Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical hanfe a NBC ND novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game
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Highbrow this ain’t. Still got a laugh from me though.: Everything is a dildo, if you are brave enough h 2d There once was a lady named jill Who tried a dynamite stick for a thrill They found her vagina In North Carolina And bits of her tits in Brazil Highbrow this ain’t. Still got a laugh from me though.
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novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game : UNST BLE UNICORNS BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW 30-45 ming ays 14 Contents s and book BABY UNICORN UNICORN PHOENIX ANGEL UNICORN RAINBOW UNICORN NEIGH C re When this card enters you a card. Ifthis card is sacril bring it directly bark are un Card Tpe Uee Baby if this card would be sa or returned to your ha Nursery instead. CandTy Cont o ce his card is in When UNST BLE UNICORNS LANCR aY RETR R UNICORNE ARE UR AMERICORN SEDUCTIVE UNICOR CHAINSAW UNICORN Whe Cord Ty BA UNICORN BUTT PLUG THE Downgrode s this card is in your Stable, your it is three cards. he n eye scARD and ad e Sametimes a eeecial neds You must have a Sas cern vow Stable ie prder to giay ths card si card is in your Mabie at the beginning wt your turn, you may choose any playe That player must DISCARD card tEADER UNICO C engd if one of your Unicorns would be sacrificed or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this card instead FREE CANDY UNICORN RAINBOW SHITSTORM ble, move a to your Stable. Inicorn back Whe play scrificed or EUNICORN Unico Cend Type Unicern Mac When this card ente Baby Unicorn froms your Stable. If thi- move the Unicor UNICORN ICE a card and Shoffle the deal five UNICORGY HORNY FLYING UNICORN 0 0 EVE cend pe g DRAW a card for each Unicorn over three in your Stable. Can y Uce When this card enters your Stable, move a Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or destroyed, return it to your hand WONDERCON ANAHEIM RARY UNInnn COSPLAY UNICORN HORSE WITH A DILDO Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical hanfe a NBC ND novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game
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novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game : UNST BLE UNICORNS BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW 30-45 ming ays 14 Contents s and book BABY UNICORN UNICORN PHOENIX ANGEL UNICORN RAINBOW UNICORN NEIGH C re When this card enters you a card. Ifthis card is sacril bring it directly bark are un Card Tpe Uee Baby if this card would be sa or returned to your ha Nursery instead. CandTy Cont o ce his card is in When UNST BLE UNICORNS LANCR aY RETR R UNICORNE ARE UR AMERICORN SEDUCTIVE UNICOR CHAINSAW UNICORN Whe Cord Ty BA UNICORN BUTT PLUG THE Downgrode s this card is in your Stable, your it is three cards. he n eye scARD and ad e Sametimes a eeecial neds You must have a Sas cern vow Stable ie prder to giay ths card si card is in your Mabie at the beginning wt your turn, you may choose any playe That player must DISCARD card tEADER UNICO C engd if one of your Unicorns would be sacrificed or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this card instead FREE CANDY UNICORN RAINBOW SHITSTORM ble, move a to your Stable. Inicorn back Whe play scrificed or EUNICORN Unico Cend Type Unicern Mac When this card ente Baby Unicorn froms your Stable. If thi- move the Unicor UNICORN ICE a card and Shoffle the deal five UNICORGY HORNY FLYING UNICORN 0 0 EVE cend pe g DRAW a card for each Unicorn over three in your Stable. Can y Uce When this card enters your Stable, move a Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or destroyed, return it to your hand WONDERCON ANAHEIM RARY UNInnn COSPLAY UNICORN HORSE WITH A DILDO Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical hanfe a NBC ND novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game
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novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game : UNST BLE UNICORNS BUILD A UNICORN ARMY. BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS UNICORNS ARE YOUR FRIENDS NOW 30-45 ming ays 14 Contents s and book BABY UNICORN UNICORN PHOENIX ANGEL UNICORN RAINBOW UNICORN NEIGH C re When this card enters you a card. Ifthis card is sacril bring it directly bark are un Card Tpe Uee Baby if this card would be sa or returned to your ha Nursery instead. CandTy Cont o ce his card is in When UNST BLE UNICORNS LANCR aY RETR R UNICORNE ARE UR AMERICORN SEDUCTIVE UNICOR CHAINSAW UNICORN Whe Cord Ty BA UNICORN BUTT PLUG THE Downgrode s this card is in your Stable, your it is three cards. he n eye scARD and ad e Sametimes a eeecial neds You must have a Sas cern vow Stable ie prder to giay ths card si card is in your Mabie at the beginning wt your turn, you may choose any playe That player must DISCARD card tEADER UNICO C engd if one of your Unicorns would be sacrificed or destroyed, you may SACRIFICE this card instead FREE CANDY UNICORN RAINBOW SHITSTORM ble, move a to your Stable. Inicorn back Whe play scrificed or EUNICORN Unico Cend Type Unicern Mac When this card ente Baby Unicorn froms your Stable. If thi- move the Unicor UNICORN ICE a card and Shoffle the deal five UNICORGY HORNY FLYING UNICORN 0 0 EVE cend pe g DRAW a card for each Unicorn over three in your Stable. Can y Uce When this card enters your Stable, move a Unicorn from any player's Stable to your Stable At the end of your turn, move the Unicorn back to its original Stable, If this card is sacrificed or destroyed, return it to your hand WONDERCON ANAHEIM RARY UNInnn COSPLAY UNICORN HORSE WITH A DILDO Cud Tne: Unicors (Mogical hanfe a NBC ND novelty-gift-ideas: Unstable Unicorns Base Game
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This girl is crazy by AnalSeeds_19-1-19 MORE MEMES: Everything is a dildo, if you are brave enough basdelouw 2d There once was a lady named jill Who tried a dynamite stick for a thrill They found her vagina In North Carolina And bits of her tits in Brazil This girl is crazy by AnalSeeds_19-1-19 MORE MEMES
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Be brave!: ANYTHING'S A DILDO I6 IFYOURE BRAVE ENOUGH Be brave!
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A Dildo: Messages Paige Contaot Everything's a dildo if you're brave ebough PAIGE NO
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sashaying-on-sonnshine: batmatt0072:Y’all are freaks Big Eggplant Energy: kath @localwinemom WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKS IS USING AN EGGPLANT BATH BOMB AS A DILDO .l Verizon 10:38 PM ④ 1 85% LUSH LUSH Cosmetics Woodgrove Mall CASMEACS Sunday at 10:30 AM S FRESH HANDMADE Eggplant: the bathbomb that launched 1,000 medical advisories. Apparently this bad boy is being... deeply loved by some and so we feel the need to say: please don't be tempted by the Big Eggplant Energy. This fizzer is for external use only Like Comment Share sashaying-on-sonnshine: batmatt0072:Y’all are freaks Big Eggplant Energy
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Nice poetry: 13:53 Post Funny 2d Everything is a dildo, if you are brave enough lentach.site rwe 959 158 126 SHARE basdelouw 2d There once was a lady named jill Who tried a dynamite stick for a thrill They found her vagina In North Carolina And bits of her tits in Brazil eply T 104 Load more replies... Write comment.. 100 OFF0- THE GRAND REPUBLIC DAY F OEFER PARADJovalukkas Nice poetry
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Nice poetry: 13:53 Post Funny 2d Everything is a dildo, if you are brave enough lentach.site rwe 959 158 126 SHARE basdelouw 2d There once was a lady named jill Who tried a dynamite stick for a thrill They found her vagina In North Carolina And bits of her tits in Brazil eply T 104 Load more replies... Write comment.. 100 OFF0- THE GRAND REPUBLIC DAY F OEFER PARADJovalukkas Nice poetry
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I dunno about you fellas but I reckon, to borrow a phrase from your favourite admin, Jordanna; "a dildo up my hole uwu daddy cummies', would probably work better as a cure for cancerous tumours than eucalyptus lavender oils from an MLM snake oil seller: I have to laugh at all the people who say essential oils aren't beneficial to health 2 years ago my friend's aunt was going through chemo for breast cancer and the doctors said she had only months to live, I wouldn't accept his diagnosis and after using my own research I came to the hospital and explained to the doctors what I had found. They allowed me to put drops of eucalyptus and lavender oil into the chemo drip and the literal next dayl got a phone call from the hospital telling me the tumor had shrunk nearly all the way away and that her cancer wasn't terminal anymore, they said it was directly caused by the oils I administered My friend's aunt and I hang out to this very day and brags to all her friends about how I saved her life. I dunno about you fellas but I reckon, to borrow a phrase from your favourite admin, Jordanna; "a dildo up my hole uwu daddy cummies', would probably work better as a cure for cancerous tumours than eucalyptus lavender oils from an MLM snake oil seller
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internetdumpsterfires: Whole new set of daddy issues about to develop I have more questions than I really want answers to: " "all 71 %. 10:09 PM once I found a dildo in my mom's sock drawer while I was looking for money so I borrowed it and it was a pretty good ride, kinda thicker than what I'm used to but anyway when I was finished I was cleaning it off and there was something etched into the side near the base, turns out it was the name of one of those services that makes custom printed dildos of real life dicks and I've been too scared to even think about whose it was but it was probably my dads!!!!!I shoved my dad's dick up my ass anonymous Alright I'm tapping out internetdumpsterfires: Whole new set of daddy issues about to develop I have more questions than I really want answers to
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Oh thats hot. Thats real hot.: 10:48 PM Karen iMessage Today 10:47 PM Anything's a dildo if you need it to be KAREN DONT!!! iMessage Oh thats hot. Thats real hot.
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What made Catherine the Great greater: evanfreaknetzel ask-historiareiss Artifact from the secret cabinets of Catherine the Great. Commissioned by her lover Grigory Orlov is thAT A DILDO KNIFE the killdo What made Catherine the Great greater
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azriona: trekkingwilbury: redditfront: Some examples of why the Oxford comma is generally a good idea Please don’t let the Oxford comma die. If you were apathetic about it before, I think this will help you understand why it is necessary. On the other hand, these sentences are pure gold. : Among those interviewed were Merle Haggard's two ex-wives, Kris Kristofferson and Robert Duvall. This book is dedicated to my parents, Ayn Rand and God. Highlights of Peter Ustinov's global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector. azriona: trekkingwilbury: redditfront: Some examples of why the Oxford comma is generally a good idea Please don’t let the Oxford comma die. If you were apathetic about it before, I think this will help you understand why it is necessary. On the other hand, these sentences are pure gold.
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Smart girl using her toys however she can 😩🤣: She just fixed a dent with a dildo... i done Seen it all Smart girl using her toys however she can 😩🤣
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Spicy memes here: How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it's obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover #i'm 99% sure fred and george made this post I'm 100% sure it was just George No First of all fuck you 156,044 notes Spicy memes here
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Kind woman wants me to invest in a dildo: Today 7:50 PM So what happens if i venmo you $5 Today 9:19 PM What do you think will happen? 'll lose $5 I mean that's certainly part of it So what would the $5 be put towards. I'd like to know what I'm investing in ldk a vibrator? I don't need one. What else you got GIF Type a message.. Kind woman wants me to invest in a dildo
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Lord Vomit Earldom: "He pulled Harry's wand from his pocket and began to trace it through the air, writing three shimmering words: tom marvolo riddle Then he waved the wand once, and the letters of his name rearranged themselves: Mr. Tom, a Dildo Lover "wait, shit, no" said Riddle. " Lord Vomit Earldom
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The fuck you doin’!?: When you're having kinky sex and she starts lubing a dildo The fuck you doin’!?
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A Dildo: When you use a baguette as a dildo Woosh you have a yeast infection
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sirfrogsworth: The good news is that USPS has put considerable effort into a new tracking system. The bad news is they might have overcorrected. I signed up for email notifications for the status of my package. I’ve been getting 4 emails a day telling me where the box is. I didn’t think there was such a thing as too much tracking information, but they are giving it their best shot. I’m worried my inbox is going to label them as spam soon. Dave just ran your package to the conveyor! Your package is on the truck. Steve is filling the truck with fuel. Pretty sure it’s diesel. We can confirm it was diesel. Steve just crossed the state line. If your package was contraband you have now committed a federal crime. Your package is at a rest stop. Steve was sleepy. Steve is back on the road! Currently listening to Fallout Boy. Do you like their new song? I think it’s catchy. Your package is now in Canada. Just kidding! It’s in Kansas. Steve is on your street! Steve is in your driveway! Steve is at your door! Knock knock. Who’s there? Your package! Your package who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? Also, sign here. Mission accomplished. Enjoy that dildo. Just kidding. We don’t know if it is a dildo. The x-ray was inconclusive. I’m just emailing you to say hi. : Several gay monsters @orcanist USPS tracking step 1. We're not sure it exists yet step 2. it's arrived sirfrogsworth: The good news is that USPS has put considerable effort into a new tracking system. The bad news is they might have overcorrected. I signed up for email notifications for the status of my package. I’ve been getting 4 emails a day telling me where the box is. I didn’t think there was such a thing as too much tracking information, but they are giving it their best shot. I’m worried my inbox is going to label them as spam soon. Dave just ran your package to the conveyor! Your package is on the truck. Steve is filling the truck with fuel. Pretty sure it’s diesel. We can confirm it was diesel. Steve just crossed the state line. If your package was contraband you have now committed a federal crime. Your package is at a rest stop. Steve was sleepy. Steve is back on the road! Currently listening to Fallout Boy. Do you like their new song? I think it’s catchy. Your package is now in Canada. Just kidding! It’s in Kansas. Steve is on your street! Steve is in your driveway! Steve is at your door! Knock knock. Who’s there? Your package! Your package who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? Also, sign here. Mission accomplished. Enjoy that dildo. Just kidding. We don’t know if it is a dildo. The x-ray was inconclusive. I’m just emailing you to say hi.
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My friend matched with a stick: 12:00 PM * 88% Literally Just A Stick YOU MATCHED WITH LITERALLY JUST A STICK ON 8/21/18 Hello. Yes. You matched with a stick. Today 11:54 AM Yes I did Well then. How does that make you feel. Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough Sent That's a good way to approach life GIF Type a message Send My friend matched with a stick
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MeToo: Don't bring a dildo to a knife fight, or gun fight, or a fight at all. MeToo
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I’m Jus Wondering. 🤔 LemmeKnow: Ladies...would you let ya man stroke your bootyhole with a dildo while he fucks ya pussy with his dick? @mr_left hand I’m Jus Wondering. 🤔 LemmeKnow
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Shove it up my arse 😒: When you're having kinky sex and she starts lubing a dildo Shove it up my arse 😒
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Bih!! 😩😂😂: When you're having kinky sex and she starts lubing a dildo Bih!! 😩😂😂
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@pubity was voted ‘best meme account on Instagram’ 😂: @oscarewilde i received this comically large pen cil as a gift several years ago and my first thought, understandably, was 'what the christ am i meant to do with this?' Antisocial_butterfly butterfly_ Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough... @pubity was voted ‘best meme account on Instagram’ 😂
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Snu-Snu: EVERYTHING IS A DILDO CARDIE THE 21 IFYOURE BRAVE ENOUGH Snu-Snu
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<p>Ah hell nah! 😣</p>: having kinky sex and she starts lubing a dildo <p>Ah hell nah! 😣</p>
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“fuck her up her fucking ass with a dildo the size of this fucking jeep” oh kay mom calm down: ignore me, but PLEASE listen to my mom in the background “fuck her up her fucking ass with a dildo the size of this fucking jeep” oh kay mom calm down
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Oxford Come On: Among those interviewed were Merle Haggard's two ex-wives, Kris Kristofferson and Robert Duvall This book is dedicated to my parents, Ayn Rand and God. Highlights of Peter Ustinov's global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector redditfront Some examples of why the Oxford comma is generally a good idea trekkingwilbury Please don't let the Oxford comma die. If you were apathetic about it before, l think this will help you understand why it is necessary. azriona On the other hand, these sentences are pure gold. Oxford Come On
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Greek mythology is one long dickfest [NSFW]: myrtlewilson none of your mythological faves were even remotely straight like welcome 2 the real world jackass hercules had a fuckton of anal sex judedeluca People believe what they choose to myrtlewilson it's literally not a matter of belief there is literally a vase with a painting of zeus fucking his cupbearer ganymede while ganymede is holding a dildo like u can't just not believe in thousand year old pottery bayoread blu3berrymuffins Homosexuality or bisexuality is nothing new in ancient Greece though I never knew about this of zeus lol willowchord Zeus: sticking his dick in everything since the fall of the Titans Source: myrtlewilson Greek mythology is one long dickfest [NSFW]
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kornyaf: satanic-girls-gone-wild: Wise words from Jonathan Davis 💖 Me af : l feel like a dildo in a salad kornyaf: satanic-girls-gone-wild: Wise words from Jonathan Davis 💖 Me af
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evanfreaknetzel: ask-historiareiss: femmeanddangerous: Artifact from the secret cabinets of Catherine the Great. Commissioned by her lover Grigory Orlov. is thAT A DILDO KNIFE the killdo : evanfreaknetzel: ask-historiareiss: femmeanddangerous: Artifact from the secret cabinets of Catherine the Great. Commissioned by her lover Grigory Orlov. is thAT A DILDO KNIFE the killdo
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Honest Abe (1863): "Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough -Abraham Lincoln Honest Abe (1863)
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<p>I hate being beaten over the head by a dildo via /r/dank_meme <a href="https://ift.tt/2pMA9OS">https://ift.tt/2pMA9OS</a></p>: SO YOU'RE ANTIGUN BUTYOU WANT A REVOLUTION WHAT ARE YOU GONNA FIGHT WITH DILDOS AND WATER BONGS <p>I hate being beaten over the head by a dildo via /r/dank_meme <a href="https://ift.tt/2pMA9OS">https://ift.tt/2pMA9OS</a></p>
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Swiped right so hard: 129%2 1 5:39 TEQUILA Marilyn, 19 Sales Supervisor at Sunglass Hut 80 miles away Swipe left if you don't want a dildo in your butt My Anthem Swiped right so hard
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Boy got a dildo on his face: Girl: Can you stop wearing those glasses while we have sex? Me: Boy got a dildo on his face
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Daughter makes an unfortunate decision by Aphrantes FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.: once I found a dildo in my mom's sock drawer while I was looking for money so I borrowed it and it was a pretty good ride, kinda thicker than what I'm used to but anyway when I was finished I was cleaning it off and there was something etched into the side near the base, turns out it was the name of one of those services that makes custom printed dildos of real life dicks and I've been too scared to even think about whose it was but it was probably my dads!!!!! shoved my dad's dick up my ass anonymous Alright I'm tapping out Daughter makes an unfortunate decision by Aphrantes FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.
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![Greek mythology is one long dickfest [NSFW]: myrtlewilson
none of your mythological faves were even remotely straight like welcome 2 the real world jackass
hercules had a fuckton of anal sex
judedeluca
People believe what they choose to
myrtlewilson
it's literally not a matter of belief there is literally a vase with a painting of zeus fucking his
cupbearer ganymede while ganymede is holding a dildo like u can't just not believe in thousand
year old pottery
bayoread
blu3berrymuffins
Homosexuality or bisexuality is nothing new in ancient Greece though I never knew about this of
zeus lol
willowchord
Zeus: sticking his dick in everything since the fall of the Titans
Source: myrtlewilson
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