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Be Like, Deep Throat, and Dope: Hoes be like "l can count how many niggas i've fucked with one hand" I advise you not to ask a girl her body count. There's a chance you might hear some shit you didn't want to. I was tryna to hook up with this one girl from school. Her name was Debbie but the homies called her deep throat. Head game gonna feel like getting your ears cleaned with a Q tip while reaching climax. I'm not the type of guy to listen to other guys when it come to girls. I rather keep it real and get to know them myself before making judgement. Debbie was pretty cool. Me and her had a lot in common and she seem dope. My homies saw me walk her to class one time and tried to have a intervention with me. I'm hard headed and didn't listen to them. At the end of the day your homies ain't gonna be laid up watching dragon ball super with you. (unless you into that ). I'm on FaceTime having a heart to heart with her. She ask me if I'm a virgin. I be hesitant to answer this question because if I say yes then she might think I'm a fuck boy, but if I say no the she might be down so she can take my V card. Hoes collect virginities like PokΓ©mon. I asked her how many dudes she been with. She pulled out a Dickβ€˜e -Dex (similar to the PokeDex) but it and recorded the vital info of the dudes that hit. Debbie listed my niggas, her niggas, my niggas niggas, and they niggas niggas niggas, more niggas then a lil wayne verse. After listening her List more dudes than avogordos number I was still in the mindset to fuck. That means her sex experience is max prestige and that's a Win. I had to act unsurprised like "oh ok cool" It was good until she said "Yea well that's the past tho my next man is gonna be husband. I spit out drink like triple H laughing. What you talking about sis? How you gonna play me like that? I hung my phone up with God level swiftness. Be careful kings.
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Memes, πŸ€–, and Commons: break or makeup Bom l did not want to post my story verbally without a proper evidence,so that when I dump her like dust bin, she won't come running here to call me a fuck boy. See how the girl that claims she wants to settle down eats bread,bread she did not buy,this bread is 650 and I buy it every day because she claims her favorite food is tea and bread. When l met her on your dating site, I swear on my life that l was willing to close it with her but the way she waste food,especially bread is a big No for me. If try to correct her, she goes like common 650,common bread, common this and that, will keep quiet. The day I did not buy bread,she called me stingy. I don't even want to talk about other food like rice that she waste,if she is cooking rice,she will pour close to half bag on the sink before she finish,if you check dust bin you will see wasted food items. If you see the way she pills onion,you will weep for me. All she knows is fuvk fuvk fuvk that is her passion l am not writing this to insult or mock her, but because we met on the bom site,l just felt it is ok for me to report here since she would not take correction,before she tag me fuvk boy. Am 39 and want to get married at most 40 but have tried but can't manage her, imagine my bread,and if you see the long line l use to stand before l buy this bread,you will pity me. πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Things we see on the gram ➑️ Tag a friend to see this (@break_or_makeup) πŸ”ΈFollow us on πŸ“Έ Instagram: @KraksHQ | @KraksTV | @KraksRadio πŸ” Twitter: @KraksTV πŸ‘» Snapchat: @KraksTV πŸŒ€Facebook: KraksTV | KraksHQ πŸ”΄ YouTube: KraksHQ
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