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Bad, Friends, and Hello: Claud @claudiaalley THIS GUY LITERALLY EMAILED EVERY CLAUDIA AT MISSOURI STATE TO FIND ME ON TINDER 1:15 PM @崋77% 亩冒..t Sprint ? 面冒 To Figueroa Alexander, Claudia, 41 they couldn't have her mom. (had me dead btw ) Hello all Claudia's of Missouri State (I think. I might have missed a some and if so help me So, like I said, I meant to swipe right but that didnt happen. My Instagram is hayden.moll i you want to look me up. I'm just asking, if this is your profile that I described, please message First off, my name is Hayden, and I made a rookie mistake on Tinder. I accidentally swiped left on a Claudia's profile (left is bad) and I really wanted to swipe right. If Tinder provided last names this would be much easier but it doesnt, so have to describe the profile to you. me back with "right" or "ieft just so l know if you're interested or not. If you choose "right we could totally get some donuts or something but if you choose "left" that's cool too. No worries! If it's none of you Claudia's, and you know even more Claudia's, spread the word please. It would be much appreciated! I swiped left on a girl with the name Claudia. The age next to her name was 20, but in her bio it said she was actualy 18 and she didn't know how to change it. The pictures she provided had some with her friends and her mom in them. In her bio she said some of her friends were single and if anyone liked them better that's fine but they couldn't have her mom. (had me dead btw Claudia, 20 Everyone enjoy your day! Hayden Missouri State University 0 less than a mile away actually 18, but i dont know how to change the age. 3 out of the 5 friends pictured are single if you'd rather have one of them. My mom is not included Reply to All Reply to All Love in 2018
Bad, Friends, and Hello: Claud
 @claudiaalley
 THIS GUY LITERALLY EMAILED
 EVERY CLAUDIA AT MISSOURI
 STATE TO FIND ME ON TINDER
 1:15 PM
 @崋77%
 亩冒..t Sprint ?
 面冒
 To Figueroa Alexander, Claudia, 41
 they couldn't have her mom. (had me dead btw
 )
 Hello all Claudia's of Missouri State (I think. I
 might have missed a some and if so help me
 So, like I said, I meant to swipe right but that
 didnt happen. My Instagram is hayden.moll i
 you want to look me up. I'm just asking, if this is
 your profile that I described, please message
 First off, my name is Hayden, and I made a
 rookie mistake on Tinder. I accidentally swiped
 left on a Claudia's profile (left is bad) and I really
 wanted to swipe right. If Tinder provided last
 names this would be much easier but it doesnt,
 so have to describe the profile to you.
 me back with "right" or "ieft just so l know if
 you're interested or not. If you choose "right we
 could totally get some donuts or something but
 if you choose "left" that's cool too. No worries! If
 it's none of you Claudia's, and you know even
 more Claudia's, spread the word please. It
 would be much appreciated!
 I swiped left on a girl with the name Claudia.
 The age next to her name was 20, but in her bio
 it said she was actualy 18 and she didn't know
 how to change it. The pictures she provided had
 some with her friends and her mom in them. In
 her bio she said some of her friends were single
 and if anyone liked them better that's fine but
 they couldn't have her mom. (had me dead btw
 Claudia, 20
 Everyone enjoy your day!
 Hayden
 Missouri State University
 0 less than a mile away
 actually 18, but i dont know how to change
 the age. 3 out of the 5 friends pictured are
 single if you'd rather have one of them. My
 mom is not included
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Ass, Beautiful, and Booty: First night at home from the shelter. Reddit u/towntown1337 @DrSmashlove People ask me “aye smash what’s your type? What do u like in a girl?” Simple - I ain’t got no type. Anyone who says I do is lyin 🦁. I mean obviously from the captions u can see that there are things I like (skretch marks...above the booty dimples...thunderous thighs 🤤 lemme stop before I get hot and bothered.) But that don’t mean I don’t like thin women. I love them too. Equally. Girl if u don’t bring ya bony lil sensual grasshopper lookin a$$ and sit on this lap ol stick figure a$$ lmao wyd tho hangman lookin a$$ u cute tho lol handful of toothpicks with good hair lookin a$$ baby stop crying I’m playin with u why u gotta punch me ol legend of the slenderman lookin a$$ baby...baby why u choking me...baby? I kinda like this keep going HAHAHAHA LEMME STOP. Anyway like I said I ain’t got no type. Thicky thicc or slenderwomanous u all splendiferous. And that’s how I feel about doggies. I ain’t got no type. I understand people like different things. I don’t even blame people who go to breeders like I got close friends that’s done it and I’m not about to lecture anybody - they want a certain retriever or husky good for them. I don’t like puppy mills in my heart but I don’t judge. But as for me bruv a ratty lil mix breed rescue dog with a high pitch bark that sound like a child aggressively coughing? With them lil ass legs that allow him or her to run 700 miles per hour bruv? I love a crazy lil rescue mutt bruv he beautiful to me. But most important YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL FOR ADOPTING HIM OR HER - U A HERO. NOT A SMALL HERO BUT A BIG HERO - BLESS U - U WONDERFUL 😍❤️ [Editor’s Note: The reference to choking was made in jest and was merely intended to create literary interest. The author is from the hood. Consequently, I have built-in danger sensors. Wrap your hands around my throat and squeeze and u gon catcheth this fade. It be the petite lil joints that always wanna scrap too - don’t none of u lil grasshoppers DM me like “let me choke u zaddy ☺️” Imma leave u on ‘Seent’ ON PRINCIPLE. BLESS YA TINY LIL A$$ UP 😂😂😂]
Ass, Beautiful, and Booty: First night at home from the shelter.
 Reddit u/towntown1337
 @DrSmashlove
People ask me “aye smash what’s your type? What do u like in a girl?” Simple - I ain’t got no type. Anyone who says I do is lyin 🦁. I mean obviously from the captions u can see that there are things I like (skretch marks...above the booty dimples...thunderous thighs 🤤 lemme stop before I get hot and bothered.) But that don’t mean I don’t like thin women. I love them too. Equally. Girl if u don’t bring ya bony lil sensual grasshopper lookin a$$ and sit on this lap ol stick figure a$$ lmao wyd tho hangman lookin a$$ u cute tho lol handful of toothpicks with good hair lookin a$$ baby stop crying I’m playin with u why u gotta punch me ol legend of the slenderman lookin a$$ baby...baby why u choking me...baby? I kinda like this keep going HAHAHAHA LEMME STOP. Anyway like I said I ain’t got no type. Thicky thicc or slenderwomanous u all splendiferous. And that’s how I feel about doggies. I ain’t got no type. I understand people like different things. I don’t even blame people who go to breeders like I got close friends that’s done it and I’m not about to lecture anybody - they want a certain retriever or husky good for them. I don’t like puppy mills in my heart but I don’t judge. But as for me bruv a ratty lil mix breed rescue dog with a high pitch bark that sound like a child aggressively coughing? With them lil ass legs that allow him or her to run 700 miles per hour bruv? I love a crazy lil rescue mutt bruv he beautiful to me. But most important YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL FOR ADOPTING HIM OR HER - U A HERO. NOT A SMALL HERO BUT A BIG HERO - BLESS U - U WONDERFUL 😍❤️ [Editor’s Note: The reference to choking was made in jest and was merely intended to create literary interest. The author is from the hood. Consequently, I have built-in danger sensors. Wrap your hands around my throat and squeeze and u gon catcheth this fade. It be the petite lil joints that always wanna scrap too - don’t none of u lil grasshoppers DM me like “let me choke u zaddy ☺️” Imma leave u on ‘Seent’ ON PRINCIPLE. BLESS YA TINY LIL A$$ UP 😂😂😂]

People ask me “aye smash what’s your type? What do u like in a girl?” Simple - I ain’t got no type. Anyone who says I do is lyin 🦁. I mean o...