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Ass, Children, and Dogs: relishboi hey gave elastigirl the main role in incredibles 2 to make up for the fucked up shit they made her do in the first one airfierce kay first of all she is their MOTHER and she did NOTHING less than keeping her family SAFE airfierce okay first of all she is their MOTHER and she did NOTHING less than keeping her family SAFE lookin4something Yo what? She was a liscenced pilot who had enough connects and respect to get a fuckin in less than 24 hours, then saved her family nd humanity. Being thic is a biproduct of her kicking ass all day every day tell me I'm wrong midnight-revelation Helen Par was, undoubtedly, The Hero of The Incredibles. She single-handedly saved her two children from a plane explosion fter piloting the HELL out of a government jet. She then all but single-handedly saved her husband (Mirage beat her to it by milliseconds). And to top it off, she let herself be thrown at least 40 meters into the air to save her baby that was in free fall. Bob may have been out there kicking ass and looking good Incredible throughout that entire movie. It's like she said in the beginning of the movie doing it, but ElastiGirl was Mrs. Fucking at the top of my game! I'm right up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on! Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so! I don't think so." midnight-revelation ALL WHILE her husband, Mr. Incredible, was running around, out for days at a time, being too In family (to be fair, he was getting paid serious credible to help his wife raise their ney for it and he just lost his job, so it was win-win for him). But, while he was trying to e a superhero again, she was at home, being a supermother to her chaotic superpowered children and a superwife to her suspicious a ing husband, even as evidence started piling up that painted Bob's recent actions in an un- flattering light. ElastiGirl had the main role in ct he Incredibles lII because it was exactly what she deserved. It was her time to run around and be Incredible while Bob raised the kids Source: relishboi elastigirl discourse
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America, Cars, and cnn.com: Tuesday, October 27,2015 World News Africans Are Lazy, Good At Sex, Theft ONCE AGAIN, US business mapur Donald Tramp bul Idon't cars bea ise even the intr net they ane using is ourn and we con decide to wich it of foonn this side These an people whu import every thies inciudin matchstck dorast for Africans by refening m as lay fools only sood at a ing lovemaking and hagsery aking in IndianspoRiA Trngp whoiealso ubli reidential orth beare eiterated his prmie te Afican countnes ought to be recolo- nized aain for anotheor TO0 Kean ngo inclin thrir son ar radk Chama Alican Americare ae wry lary The best they ca, da' İ.gativanting around xletoes lamenting how thay enhip and sl ora explained Trump nuted how he piars to reeceutruct Ametica and nsore ts lon yleey T bitterly an he ihn ๆ omic to make America great geoin by rnorig aur dignity that These are the pesple Anterica decent md. Thy are the eretas ๔ Look atAicancountnike for inaapoCthke peopie are from tho oemment have snce lnt moee reason wiy l stiil believe that he and hi Knyar brothers and should hbe deported backtoo make Asetca safe Obama The anid no lo irnrest the moncy g Donald Trump Sources have indicated that Trump's thrush did not augur well Bior they only p and t ine ditced themselves from hs quiredHow do you tist even thone tion? <p><a href="https://down-w-hate.tumblr.com/post/175427793742/libertarirynn-heatandapathy-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">down-w-hate</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175426672034/heatandapathy-libertarirynn-oh-for-fucks" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://heatandapathy.tumblr.com/post/175426578281/libertarirynn-oh-for-fucks-sake-are-yall-even" class="tumblr_blog">heatandapathy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175426533184/oh-for-fucks-sake-are-yall-even-trying-anymore" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Oh for fucks sake are y’all even trying anymore?</p> <p>Even Snopes says this is garbage: <a href="https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/donald-trump-africans-lazy-stealing/">https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/donald-trump-africans-lazy-stealing/</a></p> <p>You really think Trump could say something like that and it not get reported from here to kingdom come? CNN makes it a news story if he clicks a button twice on Twitter.</p></blockquote> <p>People really passing this off as true? </p></blockquote> <p>Yep. A friend on Facebook just shared this post with the caption “make this go viral!“ Like they really think he just said this and no one’s talking about it.</p></blockquote> <p>You’d think if he was really as evil as everyone says he is they wouldn’t have to make things up</p><p>Y'all out here making people that aren’t exactly fond of Trump consistently have to defend him</p></blockquote> <p>When I pointed out to the person on Facebook that it was fake she claimed “I know but if Obama had said half of the things Trump did he would’ve been impeached” what what does that have to do with anything? If you know why would you share it? If you can’t make your point without outright lying then maybe you don’t have much of a point to begin with.</p>
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Crazy, Head, and Yeah: Swearing at Work Dear Employees: It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their colleagues. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, reatise the critical importance of being able to accurately express your teelings when communicating with colleagues. Therefore, a list of 13 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner . Try think you could do with more training Instead You don't have a "ing dlue. Saying: : do you? Instead She's a f"ing power-crazy of:btch Instead And when the f" do you Of oxpect me to do this? instead F off a"so-hole 2. Try She's an aggressive go-getter Saying Try Perhaps I can work late 4. Try I'm certain that isn't feasible 5. Try Really? 6. Try 7. Try wasn't involved in the project. 8. Try That's interesting 9. Try I'm not sure this can be implemented Instead No f"ing chance mate. 10 Try t will be tight, but II try to schedule t in Instead Why the f" didnt you tel 11. Try He's not familiar with the issues 12 Try Excuse me, sir? 13. Try of course, I was only going to be at instead Yeah, who needs "ing Saying Saying Saying: Saying Saying: Saying: Saying: within the given timescale Saying Saying: Saying Saying: home anyway Of: Instead Well " me backwards with of: a telegraph pole Perhaps you should check with. inead Tell someone who gives a of: Instead Not my "ing problem mate Instead What the or o: me that yesterday? Instead He's got his head up his fe ing a'se Instead oi, face. holidays anyway Some Monday morning work tips for you😂 go follow @jokezar for more
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