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Beautiful, Bitch, and Chill: bpd-darling me (cleaning up): holds knife intrusive thoughts: what if me: ok edgelord we get it what if i slit my wrists right now can we please just focus egalitarian-nature-blog Additionally, me: *waiting for the subway* intrusive thoughts: what if you jumped me: it would cause a four hour delay while they pick your body parts out of the rails you fucking prick, can we please for once get on public transit without going through this rosefvondudehomie Also; Me: *walking along a busy road* intrusive thoughts: What if you just fell over in front of this truck? Me: It would back up traffic all fucking night and probably hurt a lot of people you prick. smallblueangel Gosh. I never have thoughts like this bpd-darling didnt ask but that sounds nice pluto-suxk Me: *walking down the stairs* Intrusive Thought: I could throw myself down these flight of stairs and leave more time for everyone else! Me: Or you end up with a broken wrist and sprain ankle you dickhead keep walking saveachocobo-rideaprompto Me: *driving on a bridge* Intrusive thoughts I could just drive straight into that lake and finish it right now. Me: You asshole, this is a new car. Just fucking keep going like everyon else you prick. noodle-boyy oh my god,MAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA rosebadwolf1000 I needed this beka-tiddalik Me: *standing at a lookout* It's so beautiful here... Intrusive thoughts: yeah, look at that view, you could just step out into it and you'd probably never feel the impact when you hit the ground 20m below.. Me: Bitch, don't ruin the view for everyone else. Fucksake httpquotescum Me: *doing literally nothing* Intrusive thoughts: What if Me: Can't you just shut the fuck up and chill for once? God damn ramblingandpie Me: I wonder what my wife wants for dinner? Intrusive thought: a divorce Me: Now, Timothy, that's just uncalled for. You can't even eat that. Source: bpd-darling 233,165 notes Sassing those intrusive thoughts away.
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Beautiful, Bitch, and Chill: bpd-darling me (cleaning up): holds knife intrusive thoughts: what if me: ok edgelord we get it what if i slit my wrists right now can we please just focus egalitarian-nature-blog Additionally, me: *waiting for the subway* intrusive thoughts: what if you jumped me: it would cause a four hour delay while they pick your body parts out of the rails you fucking prick, can we please for once get on public transit without going through this rosefvondudehomie Also; Me: *walking along a busy road* intrusive thoughts: What if you just fell over in front of this truck? Me: It would back up traffic all fucking night and probably hurt a lot of people you prick. smallblueangel Gosh. I never have thoughts like this bpd-darling didnt ask but that sounds nice pluto-suxk Me: *walking down the stairs* Intrusive Thought: I could throw myself down these flight of stairs and leave more time for everyone else! Me: Or you end up with a broken wrist and sprain ankle you dickhead keep walking saveachocobo-rideaprompto Me: *driving on a bridge* Intrusive thoughts I could just drive straight into that lake and finish it right now. Me: You asshole, this is a new car. Just fucking keep going like everyon else you prick. noodle-boyy oh my god,MAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA rosebadwolf1000 I needed this beka-tiddalik Me: *standing at a lookout* It's so beautiful here... Intrusive thoughts: yeah, look at that view, you could just step out into it and you'd probably never feel the impact when you hit the ground 20m below.. Me: Bitch, don't ruin the view for everyone else. Fucksake httpquotescum Me: *doing literally nothing* Intrusive thoughts: What if Me: Can't you just shut the fuck up and chill for once? God damn ramblingandpie Me: I wonder what my wife wants for dinner? Intrusive thought: a divorce Me: Now, Timothy, that's just uncalled for. You can't even eat that. Source: bpd-darling 233,165 notes Sassing those intrusive thoughts away.
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Being Alone, Arguing, and Bitch: I do not understand this male privilege builshit What Fucking. Privleges. Do Men. Have.?27777 Name them.I swear, I challenge you to name these male privileges" and be able to prove them. Come on, I tucking dare you them! Oh boy well, as a man. I'll te you my male privilege 1. My odds of being hired for a job, when competing against female applicants, are probably skewed in my favor The more prestigious the job, the larger the odds are skewed I can be confident in the fact that my co-workers won't think that I was hired/promoted because of my sex- despite the fact that it's 2 true. 3, If I ever am promoted when a woman of my peers is better suited 4. If i ever fail at my job or career, it won't be seen as a blacklist 5I am tar less likely to face sexual harassment than my female peers. for the job, it is because of my sex. against 6. If i do the same task as a woman, and if the measurement is at all 7. If I am a teen or an adult, and I stay out of prison, my odds of 8 subjective, chances are people will think I did a better job low On average, I'm taught that walking alone after dark by myself is less than dangerous than it is for my female peers, 9 IfI choose not to have children, my masculinity will not be 10. It i do have children but i do not provide primary care for them, my 11. If I have children and I do care for them, I'll be praised even if my 12. IfI have children and a career, no one will think I'm selfish for not 13. If I seek political office, my relationship with my children or who masculinity will not be questioned. deem to take care of them will more often not be scrutinized by the press. 14. My elected representatives are mostly people of my own sex. The more prestigious the position, the more this is true 15. When I seek out "the person in charge", it is likely that they will be someone of my own sex. The higher the position, the more oftern 16. As a child, chances are I am encouraged to be more active and 17. As a child, I could choose from an almost infinite variety of children's media featuring positive, active, non-stereotyped heroes of my own sex. I never had to look for it; male protagonists were 18. As a child, chances are I got more teacher attention than giris who raised their hands just as often. 19. If my day, week or year is going badly, I need not ask of each negative episode or situation whether or not it has sexist overtones. (Nobody's going to ask if I'm upset because I'm 20 I ean turn on the television or glance at the front page of the newspaper and see peopie of my own sex widely represented. 21. It I'm careless with my financial atfairs it won't be attributed to my 22. If I'm careless with my driving it won't be attributed to my sex. 23. I can speak in public to a large group without putting my sex on trial 24. Even if I sleep with a lot of women, there is little to no chance that I will be seriously labeled a "slut." nor is there any male counterpart 25 I do not have to worry about the message my wardrobe sends 26 My clothing is typically less expensive and better-constructed than women's clothing for the same social status. While I have fewer options, my clothes will probably fit better than a woman's 27. The grooming regimen expected of me is relatively cheap and 28 It buy a new car, chances are I'll be offered a better price than a woman buying the same car. The same goes for other expensive 29 If 'm not conventionaly attractive, the disadvantages are relatively 30 I can be loud with no fear of being called a shrew. I can be 31. I can ask for legal protection from violence that happens mostly to small and easy to ignore aggressive with no fear of being called a bitch. men without being seen as a selfish special interest, since that kind of violence is called crime and is a general social concen. (Molence that happens mosty to women is usually called "domestic violence" or “acquaintance rape," and is seen as a 32 I can be contident that the ordinary language of day-to-day existence wil always include my sex. “All men are created equal," mailman, chairman, freshman, he 33. My ability to make important decisions and my capability in general will never be questioned depending on what time of the 34. I will never be expected to change my name upon marriage or 35. The decision to hire me will not be based on assumptions about 36 Every major religion in the world is led primarily by people of my 37. Most major religions argue that I should be the head of my questioned if I don't change my name. whether or not I might choose to have a family sometime soon. own sex. Even God, in most major religions, is pictured as male household, while my wite and children should be subservient to 38 It I have a wite or live-in girifriend, chances are we'll divide up household chores so that she does most of the labor, and in asks 39. If I have children with my girlfriend or wife, I can expect her to do most of the basic childcare such as changing diapers and feeding. 40. If I have children with my wife or girlfriend, and it turns out that one of us needs to make career sacrifices to raise the kids, chances are we'll both assume the career sacrificed should be hers. 41, Assuming Iam heterosexual, magazines, billboards, television, movies, pomography, and virtualily all of media is filled with images of scantily-clad women intended to appeal to me sexually. Such n exist, but are rarer. 42 In general, I am under much less pressure to be thin than my female counterparts are. If I am over-weight, I probably suffer fewer social and economic consequences for being fat than over-weight 43. If I am heterosexual, it's incredibly unlikely that I'll ever be beaten 44. Complete strangers generally do not walk up to me on the street 45 Sexual harassment on the street virtually never happens to me. I up by a spouse or lover and tell me to "smile." do not need to plot my movements through public space in order to avoid being sexually harassed, or to mitigate sexual 46. On average, I am not interrupted by women as often as women are interru 47. On average, I will have the privilege of not knowing about my male And lastly, I am taken as a more credible feminist than my female peers, despite the fact that the feminist movement is not liberating to my sex THIS. THIS IS HOW YOU BE A MALE FEMINIST 297,700 notes Male Privilege
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