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Colorado Police Are Seeking Jogger Who Keeps Pooping in Neighbor's Yards - blogged by @miss_binky ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Police in Colorado Springs are in search of a female jogger who has been defecating in the same front yard for the past few weeks. They've dubbed her "The Mad Pooper" and say she even comes prepared with her own toilet paper. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to homeowner Cathy Budde, she confronted the woman saying, "Are you serious? Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!? She’s like, ‘Yeah, sorry!'" ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After the first incident, Budde chalked it up as an awkward moment and thought she'd never see the runner again - but she returned the next week, once again dropped her leggings, and did her business in front of the house. The police think she may be targeting the house as some type of "revenge pooping," but the woman has also been seen publicly defecating in other backyards and at a nearby Walgreens. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I guess you could say this is the definition of a sh*tty neighbor.: Colorado Police Are Seeking Jogger Who Keeps Pooping in Neighbor's Yard @balleralert Colorado Police Are Seeking Jogger Who Keeps Pooping in Neighbor's Yards - blogged by @miss_binky ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Police in Colorado Springs are in search of a female jogger who has been defecating in the same front yard for the past few weeks. They've dubbed her "The Mad Pooper" and say she even comes prepared with her own toilet paper. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to homeowner Cathy Budde, she confronted the woman saying, "Are you serious? Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!? She’s like, ‘Yeah, sorry!'" ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After the first incident, Budde chalked it up as an awkward moment and thought she'd never see the runner again - but she returned the next week, once again dropped her leggings, and did her business in front of the house. The police think she may be targeting the house as some type of "revenge pooping," but the woman has also been seen publicly defecating in other backyards and at a nearby Walgreens. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I guess you could say this is the definition of a sh*tty neighbor.

Colorado Police Are Seeking Jogger Who Keeps Pooping in Neighbor's Yards - blogged by @miss_binky ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Police in Colorado Spri...

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anyways my aunt said that if the border patrol doesn't let her back in the us she doesn't care cause she's seen enough of america n then my cousin yelled that she needs to go back to the us bc she still has homework to do alskgjsjk: Resolved Question Is this incest? in the technical sense but here goes Show me another » Jonathan Miller Okay. I dont know i this is actually incest since it wasn't something actually sexual When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and Id wear ial thetime. I was told only to take it out to poop, wipe my then put it back in I was really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at school I dropped it when I flushed the toilet and it ended up getting flushed. So when I went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the toilet She had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse. Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police. The police ask me all these questions and at first I'm scared because I think Irm in trouble for losing my poop plug Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear thisSo Satan couldn't stick his cock in my pooper and make me gay 5 years ago P Report Abuse yungbiochemist: this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site anyways my aunt said that if the border patrol doesn't let her back in the us she doesn't care cause she's seen enough of america n then my cousin yelled that she needs to go back to the us bc she still has homework to do alskgjsjk
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please learn from my mistakes.. art drawing illo illustrations ink sketch humor comedy cartoon instaart kunst modernart cartoonist contemporaryart instacool mood comics advice lifelessons: LIFE LESSONS MY FLIGHT LEFT TWO HOURS AGO. 8 VERY IMPORTANT THINGS CAN I STILL GET ON THE PLANE? I LEARNED THIS WEEK l. If your flight leaves at 10 a.m., then you do not have GET OFF MY time for a face-down airport massage at 9:30. AIRPORT DESK 2. If you offer someone advice about a sensitive matter, YOU IGNORAMUS you should never say, "I've got a really sensitive tip." 3. If you eat five clouds of cotton candy, then you will feel like a magnificent slob that should probably not be alive. 4. If you want to have fun, then hopscotch is the wrong thing to be doing. It is just a sad jumpabout. 5. If you are building a scone tower, you cannot put a cake on top. The tower will fall, upsetting your family 6. If you see something on the ground, you should not pick it up. It is not a lost treasure. It is a poop. 7. If your friend gets a bad haircut, you should tell them that it is a good haircut (which is a BIG LIE). 8. If, for a prank, you tell the barista that your name is "Jonathan Appleballs," then this is what they will shout. And you will feel embarrassed. LORD BIRTHDAY please learn from my mistakes.. art drawing illo illustrations ink sketch humor comedy cartoon instaart kunst modernart cartoonist contemporaryart instacool mood comics advice lifelessons

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Another Roomba-pet-mess review.: love it with a caveat November 4, 201 By Previously my wife and l read the post about someone's Roomba trailing through dog poop. We laughed and didn't think another thing about it Let me tell you how yesterday went. While at a training for work l receive a text message from my 10 year daughter Dad, please call me the floors are dead.' I assumed that auto correct had gotten involved and was trying to figure out what it had corrected from. Also in the back of my mind l assumed our 14 year old lab Dalmatian mix had passed away, only to be found by our daughter. attempted to call my daughter with no answer and then called my wife. My wife had received the same text and had talked to our daughter Our lab is fine, our daughter was not. It appears that during our absence our 85 pound Band-dog mastiff had a bit of stomach distress. This in its self isn't a big deal as pet owner we understand that periodically "poop happens." What caused our very articulate 10 year daughter to become stymied was the fact that Rudy (our Roomba's name at 1415 hours started his tour of duty Roomba's name) at 1415 hours started his tour of duty Our daughter entered the house at around 1430. Rudy had been diligently cleaning our house for 15 minutes give or take. It seems that he had made a bee line towards the piles of dog stomach distress and then gleefully in a poop filled rampage "cleaned" the house. don't know if dog excrement somehow is a super boost to Roombas (much like speed boosts on video games or if Rudy somewhere deep in his programing has a code built in that basically states "if dog mess is found, crank all operations up to 11 But it appears that in a very small bit of time he had somehow traversed into the master bedroom, the hall way, kitchen and of course the living room As any Roomba owner knows they travel in spiral patterns, they bump into walls and furniture and they stop and spin looking for dust or hair. This built in patterning is truly effective in the elimination of pet hair, dust and small bits of debris. This patterning also seems to mimic the path a three year old hopped up on red bull and given an open full paint can, would have. If you keep the afore mentioned three year old in mind and substitute poop for paint that is what we are looking at. Roombas also have a small propeller like, brush attachment. This attachment sticks out in front of the Roomba. Its' original purpose appears to be reaching into corners where the round Roomba cannot reach. Unfortunately, this attachment also seems to have the ability to violate the known laws of physics by flinging poop in all directions, angles around corners, inside locked cabinets, and oddly straight up in the air to hit a 12 foot ceiling. So give that three year old a fan and let them swing it around as much as possible So back to our daughter, as she entered the house she was struck by a smell that could only be described as Cerebos's backyard after being fed Taco Bell and shock, she looked down, up and around and observed the poopy Pollock patterning on the walls. She immediately went further into the house, (where she got the strength of will will never know to find her phone to text her parents Before she could reach her phone, a poop flinging Rudy turned the corner and the chase was on. I don't know what happen in the time between our daughter being spotted by the poop flinging Rudy and the text message because she refuses to talk about it. She was able to stop the rampage by disabling Rudy and moving him to the backyard. After which she sent the text. I do have a theory on why she sent the "floors are dead" text. She being a normal 10 year girl has yet to witness anything close to the atrocity she saw. Given that she could only process the thought "the floors are dead" In hopes we would call and she could articulate the carnage Back to my wife, I didn't get all the above information until after the event. I was talking to my wife when she initially entered the house. All heard was the garage door open about 20 seconds of silence, a very soft "oh God" and then her telling me "it's bad, I'll call you back.' In her shock, she forgot to hang up the phone and for the next 5 or so minutes l could hear snippets of "How did it get there? Why, Oh man we might need to buy a rug, we just put in new floors, Oh God arrived home at around 1830 hours. Our house smelt of beach and cleaning fluid. My wife and daughter both freshly showered, both sitting down, both having only what can be described as a 1000 yard stare. My wife did the thought "the floors are dead" In hopes we would call and she could articulate the carnage Back to my wife, I didn't get all the above information until after the event. was talking to my wife when she initially entered the house. All I heard was the garage door open about 20 seconds of silence, a very soft "oh God" and then her telling me "it's bad, l'll call you back" In her shock, she forgot to hang up the phone and for the next 5 or so minutes l could hear snippets of "How did it get there? Why, Oh man we might need to buy a rug, we just put in new floors, Oh God arrived home at around 1830 hours. Our house smelt of beach and cleaning fluid. My wife and daughter both freshly showered, both sitting down, both having only what can be described as a 1000 yard stare. My wife did say three words, "He is outside tried to take Rudy apart as much as light and my stomach would allow. As it stands right now some of his parts are soaking in a solution of bleach and water. I am hoping through the next week l will be able to thoroughly clean his outsides and insides So if I was to rate the Roomba l would highly suggest it others. We love the little guy, he has cleaned our floors without compliant, been a source of entertainment, and reduces our work load with our pets do have to add one caveat. If you own pets only allow the Roomba to work while you are there. Or you will spend a week cleaning out at poop filled Roomba 1,404 of 1,445 people found this review helpful Helpful Not Helpful Another Roomba-pet-mess review.

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Keep fighting @cheymarie_fit you are an amazing woman! . “This is hard for me to post... Left- Before we knew I had cancer. I was a solid 130lbs and 15% body fat. Also had a nice little booty growing back there. - - Right- Taken yesterday. Stage 4 Low Grade Serous Ovarian Cancer. After almost 14 days in the hospital, a poop bag, and a major surgery; I stand at 105lbs. That's way to small for me. I'm 5"5. I lost everything. Cancer has taken so much from me. The body I worked so hard for 2 years to get, the ability to have and carry my own child, my hair, and so much more, but one thing for sure is that cancer has not taken my fight and faith. - - I will never stop fighting. I will never lose my faith. I will never let cancer win. Today has been a rough day for me mentally, but that's okay. I know tomorrow will be much better and I'm thankful to be alive and to see another day. I know GOD is up there working and I know he will give me the strength to fight, the light to see in the darkness, and will lay his healing hands on me. - - This is the toughest battle I have and will ever face, but I know I can do it. The hardest part of all this is my body change. I have a hard time looking at myself in the mirror but I'm learning to love myself again and I know this is only temporary. Once I get the clear light to workout, I'll be in the gym banging those weights“💪 .: CEBI PILE 12 BEL Keep fighting @cheymarie_fit you are an amazing woman! . “This is hard for me to post... Left- Before we knew I had cancer. I was a solid 130lbs and 15% body fat. Also had a nice little booty growing back there. - - Right- Taken yesterday. Stage 4 Low Grade Serous Ovarian Cancer. After almost 14 days in the hospital, a poop bag, and a major surgery; I stand at 105lbs. That's way to small for me. I'm 5"5. I lost everything. Cancer has taken so much from me. The body I worked so hard for 2 years to get, the ability to have and carry my own child, my hair, and so much more, but one thing for sure is that cancer has not taken my fight and faith. - - I will never stop fighting. I will never lose my faith. I will never let cancer win. Today has been a rough day for me mentally, but that's okay. I know tomorrow will be much better and I'm thankful to be alive and to see another day. I know GOD is up there working and I know he will give me the strength to fight, the light to see in the darkness, and will lay his healing hands on me. - - This is the toughest battle I have and will ever face, but I know I can do it. The hardest part of all this is my body change. I have a hard time looking at myself in the mirror but I'm learning to love myself again and I know this is only temporary. Once I get the clear light to workout, I'll be in the gym banging those weights“💪 .

Keep fighting @cheymarie_fit you are an amazing woman! . “This is hard for me to post... Left- Before we knew I had cancer. I was a solid...

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