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        Abc, Being Alone, and Anaconda: 8:20 AM
 a mobile.twitter.com
 Sprint
 Tweet
 Imam Tawhidi
 @lmamofpeace
 If you really cared about babies, you
 would've given £30,000 to Children's
 Rights organisations, to help "the children
 in detention camps". Instead, you spent it
 on a balloon
 Now we have a balloon that's big on the
 outside and empty on the inside, just like
 vour morals
 Reuters
 London
 0.04 AM
 TRUMP IN UK
 PROTESTS GREET U.S. PRESIDENT IN UK N
 Street demonstrations and a giant, infiatable Trump baby EAANPT
 AALY START
 7:02 AM Jul 14, 2018
roguestatistician:

awesomehawks:

ms-demeanor:

rightsmarts:
The Imam of Peace drops a MOAB on the U.K. Trump protestors
Hello rightsmarts, the latest in conservative news. I’m just reblogging this because it’s gotten around to the punk side of things and sometimes it seems like anarchists forget that PR is important in political movements.
The balloon cost around $3k to make and fill, the remainder of the money is going to go to take the balloon on tour. People DID donate $52,000 dollars to the Trump Baby.
They also donated $21 million to 
The Refugee and Immigrant Center for Education and Legal Services

(RAICES) to help the children in detention camps. The comparative cost of the balloon is about a quarter of a percent of what was donated to RAICES alone. 
You know what’s great about a balloon? It’s ridiculous. It’s got a fun, airy parade feel. You go to a protest with the Trump Baby and you see people who share your values and are equally frustrated with the world - and it’s hard as hell to show a bunch of people having a fun old time with a parade float as dangerous antifa terrorists. 
(Also it gets news cameras pointed at protests of Trump, and at this point we should all recognize the value of big stunts that get you free press because Trump sure as hell did.)
That and it gives frustrated, burned-out activists a bit of a laugh. We’ve got to have levity, we’ve got to be able to enjoy things and have a sense of humor. If we’re all grimly grinding away and donating all of our spare change to the ACLU and only ever talking about the horrible things that are happening we’re going to get too exhausted to carry on. Which is exactly what folks like rightsmarts and Imam Tawhidi want.
Oh yeah, that’s the other thing - imamofpeace up there bills himself as a moderate Muslim who wants reform but he’s supported calls for Muslim immigration bans in Australia. He claims to want reform to prevent extremism but denies extremism in his own sect and only targets Muslims of other sects. He doesn’t have many Muslim followers but he does have a lot of twitter followers who seem to like being able to point to Imam Tawhidi and say “see, I’m not islamophobic, I only want to listen to *reasonable* Muslims, like this guy who tells me how backward all those Muslims are and how they’re preparing to take over the west.”
So a professional pot-stirrer is criticizing activists for spending the equivalent of a quarter of a percent of their donations on a fun balloon that bring out large crowds to protest, creates feelings of solidarity and levity, and is an excellent PR tool.
Yeah, fuck off with your bullshit. People recently crowdfunded a couch for Elon Musk and tried to give Kylie Jenner $100 million so she’d be a round billionaire. Nobody should feel the tiniest bit bad for donating to the construction and display of a protest sign. 
The Trump Baby balloon is a good investment on the part of protesters and helped ensure that Trump knows he’s not welcome or appreciated by the people of London. 
(hey by the way this criticism of decadence and fun is the kind of puritanical authoritarian shit that you get from the right and from tankies and it’s why nobody likes tankies. bread AND roses, motherfuckers.)

Sharing this with you all.  


Reminder - it’s possible for people to do more than one thing at a time! We can spend money on charity and protests. We can fund libraries and food programs. We can laugh at stupid shit on the internet and still read serious news.

        

            
            

                
                
                    Abc, Being Alone, and Anaconda: 8:20 AM
 a mobile.twitter.com
 Sprint
 Tweet
 Imam Tawhidi
 @lmamofpeace
 If you really cared about babies, you
 would've given £30,000 to Children's
 Rights organisations, to help "the children
 in detention camps". Instead, you spent it
 on a balloon
 Now we have a balloon that's big on the
 outside and empty on the inside, just like
 vour morals
 Reuters
 London
 0.04 AM
 TRUMP IN UK
 PROTESTS GREET U.S. PRESIDENT IN UK N
 Street demonstrations and a giant, infiatable Trump baby EAANPT
 AALY START
 7:02 AM Jul 14, 2018
roguestatistician:

awesomehawks:

ms-demeanor:

rightsmarts:
The Imam of Peace drops a MOAB on the U.K. Trump protestors
Hello rightsmarts, the latest in conservative news. I’m just reblogging this because it’s gotten around to the punk side of things and sometimes it seems like anarchists forget that PR is important in political movements.
The balloon cost around $3k to make and fill, the remainder of the money is going to go to take the balloon on tour. People DID donate $52,000 dollars to the Trump Baby.
They also donated $21 million to 
The Refugee and Immigrant Center for Education and Legal Services

(RAICES) to help the children in detention camps. The comparative cost of the balloon is about a quarter of a percent of what was donated to RAICES alone. 
You know what’s great about a balloon? It’s ridiculous. It’s got a fun, airy parade feel. You go to a protest with the Trump Baby and you see people who share your values and are equally frustrated with the world - and it’s hard as hell to show a bunch of people having a fun old time with a parade float as dangerous antifa terrorists. 
(Also it gets news cameras pointed at protests of Trump, and at this point we should all recognize the value of big stunts that get you free press because Trump sure as hell did.)
That and it gives frustrated, burned-out activists a bit of a laugh. We’ve got to have levity, we’ve got to be able to enjoy things and have a sense of humor. If we’re all grimly grinding away and donating all of our spare change to the ACLU and only ever talking about the horrible things that are happening we’re going to get too exhausted to carry on. Which is exactly what folks like rightsmarts and Imam Tawhidi want.
Oh yeah, that’s the other thing - imamofpeace up there bills himself as a moderate Muslim who wants reform but he’s supported calls for Muslim immigration bans in Australia. He claims to want reform to prevent extremism but denies extremism in his own sect and only targets Muslims of other sects. He doesn’t have many Muslim followers but he does have a lot of twitter followers who seem to like being able to point to Imam Tawhidi and say “see, I’m not islamophobic, I only want to listen to *reasonable* Muslims, like this guy who tells me how backward all those Muslims are and how they’re preparing to take over the west.”
So a professional pot-stirrer is criticizing activists for spending the equivalent of a quarter of a percent of their donations on a fun balloon that bring out large crowds to protest, creates feelings of solidarity and levity, and is an excellent PR tool.
Yeah, fuck off with your bullshit. People recently crowdfunded a couch for Elon Musk and tried to give Kylie Jenner $100 million so she’d be a round billionaire. Nobody should feel the tiniest bit bad for donating to the construction and display of a protest sign. 
The Trump Baby balloon is a good investment on the part of protesters and helped ensure that Trump knows he’s not welcome or appreciated by the people of London. 
(hey by the way this criticism of decadence and fun is the kind of puritanical authoritarian shit that you get from the right and from tankies and it’s why nobody likes tankies. bread AND roses, motherfuckers.)

Sharing this with you all.  


Reminder - it’s possible for people to do more than one thing at a time! We can spend money on charity and protests. We can fund libraries and food programs. We can laugh at stupid shit on the internet and still read serious news.

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Alive, Apparently, and Ass: i Still cant believe sneaking out is an Actual
 this is just so unrealistic to me like what the
 fuck how do yal do it??? I have Arguments and
 1. like what am i supposed to do if i live in a
 building??? do i just wait for the elevator?7 do i
 take the stairs?? mind me there could be a Lot
 2. how THE FUCK do yall manage to do all this
 shit without waking anyone up?2? this is So
 Fake!! if i so much as sneeze into my pillow my
 mom will come into my room and see if my ass
 is okay and then complain that i woke her up
 3. HOW THE FUCK DONT YOUR PARENTS
 REALIZE YALL ARE GONE?? AND HOW DO
 YOU MANAGE TO COME BACK?? WHAT THE
 4. if my mom found out that id been going
 places in the middle of the night u bet your ass
 d be dead the next day
 5. i dont believe in this concept At All
 i mean i guess it's possible the way american
 houses are built but it's still a bit far fetched
 mo but yea growing up in Puerto Rico in an
 urbanizacion it was like Imao you can't sneak
 out in a house like that. first of all our windows
 are miami style of whatever, second of all
 there's only 1 functioning door (technically our
 house had 2 but 1 of them had potted plants on
 both sides so it was never used but in any case
 both were on the same side of the house), and
 the house is so small like you would hear
 someone opening and closing it, plus you just
 know at least 1 person on your street would be
 up and would spill that piping hot tea to your
 parents the next day
 so my sister snuck out of the house one night
 because we live in an old house in the country
 that's always creaking and "settling" which,
 good news: is perfect for sneaking out because
 there's always weird noises anyway
 we're in the middle of the woods and there's
 always creepy fucking noises
 but hey, what are white girls gonna do except
 sneak out at night and through the woods to go
 have sex with their boyfriends?
 and I do literally mean through the woods, our
 driveway is a quarter of a mile long through
 actual wooded area, and she wasn't smart
 enough to grab a flashlight, but she could sort
 of see the headlights of her boyfriend's car at
 the very end so it wasn't so bad going down to
 except when she got dropped off, she had to
 make the trip back up the driveway, through
 the dark scary woods, with no light whatsoever,
 at like 3 am or some other Gonna Get White
 Girl Murdered time
 and she was high as fuuuuuuuck
 so she's creeping her way back up the
 driveway, trying to move slow or else she'll fall
 off the ground and get lost in the sky forever
 then she steps on a frog
 because we also have a 3 acre "pond" like our
 property isn't fucking creepy enough already
 and my first-time-to-ever-be-high sister
 stepped on a FROG and apparently it both
 squished and belched, and keep in mind that
 with no light whatsoever she doesn't know
 what the fuck just happened AT ALL
 I wake up to a series of frantic text messages
 dont tell momd and dad
 also, just for context, this is also the sister that
 pierced her own ears and gave herself a
 stick'n'poke tattoo with a lighter and my mom's
 sewing needle because she "got restless and
 picked a fight with a girl two grades above, half
 a foot taller, and probably a hundred pounds
 heavier AND WON
 (it doesn't matter if you're smol if you get 'em
 and get on top)
 so waking up to an "I just murdered
 text from her was actually kind of inevitable.
 siblings are either ride or die or no officer I've
 never seen that person before, and that night,I
 decided I was ride or die
 so then I take MY dumb white girl ass out into
 the woods in the middle of the night, but at
 east I'm smart enough to take a flashlight.
 sister had already texted me she was "onthe
 driveways" but again, that's a quarter mile
 finally I arrive at the scene of the crime
 sister: sitting in the gravel, crying, makeup a
 frog: laying still beside her, looking like a
 slightly smaler Jabba the Hut
 she points at the frog and sobs that it's a heart
 obviously a frog, a fucking BIG ASS frog, but
 still. I'm relieved, but also super pissed
 because I drug myself out of bed, snuck out
 too, and dangled my sumptuous human body in
 front of all the Forest Monsters on my way
 down here and there isn't even a fucking body
 just a frog, which I pick up to show her is not a
 heart, and turns out to only be stunned! not
 dead! still very much alive and full of peel!
 so it pisses all over me and slimes out of my
 also, I totally held my sister's hand with my Piss
 Hand as I led her back home because she
 6. why wouldn't you rather just sleep
 the journey came home
Sneaking out of the house with a side of frog murder
        

            
            

                
                
                    Alive, Apparently, and Ass: i Still cant believe sneaking out is an Actual
 this is just so unrealistic to me like what the
 fuck how do yal do it??? I have Arguments and
 1. like what am i supposed to do if i live in a
 building??? do i just wait for the elevator?7 do i
 take the stairs?? mind me there could be a Lot
 2. how THE FUCK do yall manage to do all this
 shit without waking anyone up?2? this is So
 Fake!! if i so much as sneeze into my pillow my
 mom will come into my room and see if my ass
 is okay and then complain that i woke her up
 3. HOW THE FUCK DONT YOUR PARENTS
 REALIZE YALL ARE GONE?? AND HOW DO
 YOU MANAGE TO COME BACK?? WHAT THE
 4. if my mom found out that id been going
 places in the middle of the night u bet your ass
 d be dead the next day
 5. i dont believe in this concept At All
 i mean i guess it's possible the way american
 houses are built but it's still a bit far fetched
 mo but yea growing up in Puerto Rico in an
 urbanizacion it was like Imao you can't sneak
 out in a house like that. first of all our windows
 are miami style of whatever, second of all
 there's only 1 functioning door (technically our
 house had 2 but 1 of them had potted plants on
 both sides so it was never used but in any case
 both were on the same side of the house), and
 the house is so small like you would hear
 someone opening and closing it, plus you just
 know at least 1 person on your street would be
 up and would spill that piping hot tea to your
 parents the next day
 so my sister snuck out of the house one night
 because we live in an old house in the country
 that's always creaking and "settling" which,
 good news: is perfect for sneaking out because
 there's always weird noises anyway
 we're in the middle of the woods and there's
 always creepy fucking noises
 but hey, what are white girls gonna do except
 sneak out at night and through the woods to go
 have sex with their boyfriends?
 and I do literally mean through the woods, our
 driveway is a quarter of a mile long through
 actual wooded area, and she wasn't smart
 enough to grab a flashlight, but she could sort
 of see the headlights of her boyfriend's car at
 the very end so it wasn't so bad going down to
 except when she got dropped off, she had to
 make the trip back up the driveway, through
 the dark scary woods, with no light whatsoever,
 at like 3 am or some other Gonna Get White
 Girl Murdered time
 and she was high as fuuuuuuuck
 so she's creeping her way back up the
 driveway, trying to move slow or else she'll fall
 off the ground and get lost in the sky forever
 then she steps on a frog
 because we also have a 3 acre "pond" like our
 property isn't fucking creepy enough already
 and my first-time-to-ever-be-high sister
 stepped on a FROG and apparently it both
 squished and belched, and keep in mind that
 with no light whatsoever she doesn't know
 what the fuck just happened AT ALL
 I wake up to a series of frantic text messages
 dont tell momd and dad
 also, just for context, this is also the sister that
 pierced her own ears and gave herself a
 stick'n'poke tattoo with a lighter and my mom's
 sewing needle because she "got restless and
 picked a fight with a girl two grades above, half
 a foot taller, and probably a hundred pounds
 heavier AND WON
 (it doesn't matter if you're smol if you get 'em
 and get on top)
 so waking up to an "I just murdered
 text from her was actually kind of inevitable.
 siblings are either ride or die or no officer I've
 never seen that person before, and that night,I
 decided I was ride or die
 so then I take MY dumb white girl ass out into
 the woods in the middle of the night, but at
 east I'm smart enough to take a flashlight.
 sister had already texted me she was "onthe
 driveways" but again, that's a quarter mile
 finally I arrive at the scene of the crime
 sister: sitting in the gravel, crying, makeup a
 frog: laying still beside her, looking like a
 slightly smaler Jabba the Hut
 she points at the frog and sobs that it's a heart
 obviously a frog, a fucking BIG ASS frog, but
 still. I'm relieved, but also super pissed
 because I drug myself out of bed, snuck out
 too, and dangled my sumptuous human body in
 front of all the Forest Monsters on my way
 down here and there isn't even a fucking body
 just a frog, which I pick up to show her is not a
 heart, and turns out to only be stunned! not
 dead! still very much alive and full of peel!
 so it pisses all over me and slimes out of my
 also, I totally held my sister's hand with my Piss
 Hand as I led her back home because she
 6. why wouldn't you rather just sleep
 the journey came home
Sneaking out of the house with a side of frog murder
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Alive, Apparently, and Ass: starism
 i Still cant believe sneaking out is an Actual
 thing that teenagers Do
 starism
 this is just so unrealistic to me like what the
 fuck how do yall do it??? I have Arguments and
 Questions
 1. like what am i supposed to do if i live in a
 building??? do i just wait for the elevator?? do i
 take the stairs?? mind me there could be a Lot
 2. how THE FUCK do yall manage to do all this
 shit without waking anyone up?? this is So
 Fake!! if i so much as sneeze into my pillow my
 mom will come into my room and see if my ass
 is okay and then complain that i woke her up
 3. HOW THE FUCK DONT YOUR PARENTS
 REALIZE YALL ARE GONE?? AND HOW DO YOU
 MANAGE TO COME BACK?? WHAT THE FUCK!!
 4. if my mom found out that id been going
 places in the middle of the night u bet your ass
 id be dead the next day
 5. i dont believe in this concept At All
 so my sister snuck out of the house one night
 because we live in an old house in the country
 that's always creaking and "settling" which,
 d news: is perfect for sneaking out because
 there's always weird noises anyway; bad news:
 we're in the middle of the woods and there's
 always creepy fucking noises
 but hey, what are white girls gonna do except
 sneak out at night and through the woods to go
 have sex with their boyfriends?
 cou
 and I do literally mean through the woods. our
 driveway is a quarter of a mile long through
 actual wooded area, and she wasn't smart
 enough to grab a flashlight. but she could sort
 of see the headlights of her boyfriend's car at
 the very end so it wasn't so bad going down to
 be picked up
 except when she got dropped off, she had to
 make the trip back up the driveway, through the
 dark scary woods, with no light whatsoever, at
 like 3 am or some other Gonna Get White Girl
 Murdered time
 and she was high as fuuuuuuuuuuck
 so she's creeping her way back up the driveway,
 trying to move slow or else she'll fall off the
 ground and get lost in the sky forever. really
 then she steps on a frog
 because we also have a 3 acre "pond" like our
 property isn't fucking creepy enough already
 and my first-time-to-ever-be-high sister stepped
 on a FROG and apparently it both squished and
 belched, and keep in mind that with no light
 whatsoever she doesnt know what the fuck just
 happened AT ALL
 I wake up to a series of frantic text messages
 hlp he lp HEL
 dont' tell momd and dad
 jsut murdered somtheing
 also, just for context, this is also the sister that
 pierced her own ears and gave herself a
 stick'n'poke tattoo with a lighter and my moms
 sewing needle because she "got restless" and
 picked a fight with a girl two grades above, half
 a foot taller, and probably a hundred pounds
 heavier AND WON
 (it doesn't matter if you're smol if you get 'em
 on the ground and get on top)
 anyway
 so waking up to an "I just murdered something
 text from her was. actually kind of inevitable
 siblings are either ride or die or no officer I've
 never seen that person before, and that night, I
 decided I was ride or die
 so then I take MY dumb white girl ass out into
 the woods in the middle of the night, but at
 least I'm smart enough to take a flashlight
 sister had already texted me she was "onthe
 driveways" but again that's a quarter mile
 journey
 finally I arrive at the scene of the crime
 sister: sitting in the gravel, crying, makeup a
 Mess
 frog: laying still beside her, looking like a slightly
 smaller Jabba the Hut
 she points at the frog and sobs that it's a heart.
 obviously a frog. a fucking BIG ASS frog, but
 still. I'm relieved, but also super pissed, because
 I drug myself out of bed, snuck out too, and
 dangled my sumptuous human body in front of
 all the Forest Monsters on my way down here
 and there isn't even a fucking body
 just a frog, which I pick up to show her is not a
 heart, and turns out to only be stunned! not
 deadl still very much alive and full of pee!!
 so it pisses all over me and slimes out of my
 hand, escaping into the night
 also, I totally held my sisters hand with my Piss
 Hand as Iled her back home because she
 mia7437
 this was a goddamned journey
 6. why wouldn't you rather just sleep
reasons to not sneak out of the house
        

            
            

                
                
                    Alive, Apparently, and Ass: starism
 i Still cant believe sneaking out is an Actual
 thing that teenagers Do
 starism
 this is just so unrealistic to me like what the
 fuck how do yall do it??? I have Arguments and
 Questions
 1. like what am i supposed to do if i live in a
 building??? do i just wait for the elevator?? do i
 take the stairs?? mind me there could be a Lot
 2. how THE FUCK do yall manage to do all this
 shit without waking anyone up?? this is So
 Fake!! if i so much as sneeze into my pillow my
 mom will come into my room and see if my ass
 is okay and then complain that i woke her up
 3. HOW THE FUCK DONT YOUR PARENTS
 REALIZE YALL ARE GONE?? AND HOW DO YOU
 MANAGE TO COME BACK?? WHAT THE FUCK!!
 4. if my mom found out that id been going
 places in the middle of the night u bet your ass
 id be dead the next day
 5. i dont believe in this concept At All
 so my sister snuck out of the house one night
 because we live in an old house in the country
 that's always creaking and "settling" which,
 d news: is perfect for sneaking out because
 there's always weird noises anyway; bad news:
 we're in the middle of the woods and there's
 always creepy fucking noises
 but hey, what are white girls gonna do except
 sneak out at night and through the woods to go
 have sex with their boyfriends?
 cou
 and I do literally mean through the woods. our
 driveway is a quarter of a mile long through
 actual wooded area, and she wasn't smart
 enough to grab a flashlight. but she could sort
 of see the headlights of her boyfriend's car at
 the very end so it wasn't so bad going down to
 be picked up
 except when she got dropped off, she had to
 make the trip back up the driveway, through the
 dark scary woods, with no light whatsoever, at
 like 3 am or some other Gonna Get White Girl
 Murdered time
 and she was high as fuuuuuuuuuuck
 so she's creeping her way back up the driveway,
 trying to move slow or else she'll fall off the
 ground and get lost in the sky forever. really
 then she steps on a frog
 because we also have a 3 acre "pond" like our
 property isn't fucking creepy enough already
 and my first-time-to-ever-be-high sister stepped
 on a FROG and apparently it both squished and
 belched, and keep in mind that with no light
 whatsoever she doesnt know what the fuck just
 happened AT ALL
 I wake up to a series of frantic text messages
 hlp he lp HEL
 dont' tell momd and dad
 jsut murdered somtheing
 also, just for context, this is also the sister that
 pierced her own ears and gave herself a
 stick'n'poke tattoo with a lighter and my moms
 sewing needle because she "got restless" and
 picked a fight with a girl two grades above, half
 a foot taller, and probably a hundred pounds
 heavier AND WON
 (it doesn't matter if you're smol if you get 'em
 on the ground and get on top)
 anyway
 so waking up to an "I just murdered something
 text from her was. actually kind of inevitable
 siblings are either ride or die or no officer I've
 never seen that person before, and that night, I
 decided I was ride or die
 so then I take MY dumb white girl ass out into
 the woods in the middle of the night, but at
 least I'm smart enough to take a flashlight
 sister had already texted me she was "onthe
 driveways" but again that's a quarter mile
 journey
 finally I arrive at the scene of the crime
 sister: sitting in the gravel, crying, makeup a
 Mess
 frog: laying still beside her, looking like a slightly
 smaller Jabba the Hut
 she points at the frog and sobs that it's a heart.
 obviously a frog. a fucking BIG ASS frog, but
 still. I'm relieved, but also super pissed, because
 I drug myself out of bed, snuck out too, and
 dangled my sumptuous human body in front of
 all the Forest Monsters on my way down here
 and there isn't even a fucking body
 just a frog, which I pick up to show her is not a
 heart, and turns out to only be stunned! not
 deadl still very much alive and full of pee!!
 so it pisses all over me and slimes out of my
 hand, escaping into the night
 also, I totally held my sisters hand with my Piss
 Hand as Iled her back home because she
 mia7437
 this was a goddamned journey
 6. why wouldn't you rather just sleep
reasons to not sneak out of the house
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Clothes, cnn.com, and Jail: CNN
 CNN
 Following
 @CNN
 Federal prisons are now required to provide
 female inmates with a range of feminine
 hygiene products free of charge
 cnn.it/2gpmMQ3
 7:30 PM -2 Sep 2017
 590 Retweets 3,068 Likes

 Winterdeath @WintrDeath 10h
 NOW?!?!
 Linda M. Collins
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 Replying to @WintrDeath @CNN
 RIGHT?????
 7:34 PM - 2 Sep 2017
qglas:
rasec-wizzlbang:

cartnsncreal:



How was this not required before?? 
 It’s 2017… and they just started this? Regardless if they are prisoners this is a necessity… American JUSTICE sustem fucked up! 

whatwhat the fuck did they do before

An article on what they did before.
“You have to place an order a week ahead via a slip, and if there’s a mistake anywhere along the way, which is fairly common, you just don’t get your items,” Bozelko says. On top of that, she notes that most women in prison are poor or have no access to their funds outside of prison, and ordering pads and tampons can be incredibly expensive.“There’s a shortage of prison jobs, and even if you get one, you earn about 75 cents a day,” Bozelko says. “So to have to spend $2.34 for 24 pads is a quarter of your weekly paycheck, keeping in mind that you’d also have to buy soap, shampoo, toothpaste, and all the other hygiene items that are basic to human existence.”
“There’s a constant negotiation with COs to get menstrual health supplies. “You’d ask a CO for pads or tampons and he would ask you questions like, ‘How long have you been bleeding? Didn’t I give you a pad yesterday? How long is this one going to last?’” Bozelko says. “It shouldn’t be shameful—it’s a natural bodily function—but it’s embarrassing to be required to disclose this kind of information and negotiate just to get the supplies you need to stay clean every month.”
Bozelko also says she believes that keeping menstrual health products—and bodily sanitation in general—just out of reach of prisoners was often used as a psychological control tactic.“If I saw it once, I saw it 35 times that someone would say to a CO, ‘I don’t have anything, I’m gonna bleed right through my clothes,’ and he’d say, ‘Go ahead, bleed right through your clothes, I don’t care.’ …Then when women did bleed through, which did happen frequently, the guards would make fun of her for it. It was really just a set-up to treat women poorly.”
Please note that this news only applies to federal prisons, which means this is still a serious basic-access issue for people who menstruate.

        

            
            

                
                
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How was this not required before?? 
 It’s 2017… and they just started this? Regardless if they are prisoners this is a necessity… American JUSTICE sustem fucked up! 

whatwhat the fuck did they do before

An article on what they did before.
“You have to place an order a week ahead via a slip, and if there’s a mistake anywhere along the way, which is fairly common, you just don’t get your items,” Bozelko says. On top of that, she notes that most women in prison are poor or have no access to their funds outside of prison, and ordering pads and tampons can be incredibly expensive.“There’s a shortage of prison jobs, and even if you get one, you earn about 75 cents a day,” Bozelko says. “So to have to spend $2.34 for 24 pads is a quarter of your weekly paycheck, keeping in mind that you’d also have to buy soap, shampoo, toothpaste, and all the other hygiene items that are basic to human existence.”
“There’s a constant negotiation with COs to get menstrual health supplies. “You’d ask a CO for pads or tampons and he would ask you questions like, ‘How long have you been bleeding? Didn’t I give you a pad yesterday? How long is this one going to last?’” Bozelko says. “It shouldn’t be shameful—it’s a natural bodily function—but it’s embarrassing to be required to disclose this kind of information and negotiate just to get the supplies you need to stay clean every month.”
Bozelko also says she believes that keeping menstrual health products—and bodily sanitation in general—just out of reach of prisoners was often used as a psychological control tactic.“If I saw it once, I saw it 35 times that someone would say to a CO, ‘I don’t have anything, I’m gonna bleed right through my clothes,’ and he’d say, ‘Go ahead, bleed right through your clothes, I don’t care.’ …Then when women did bleed through, which did happen frequently, the guards would make fun of her for it. It was really just a set-up to treat women poorly.”
Please note that this news only applies to federal prisons, which means this is still a serious basic-access issue for people who menstruate.

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Bee Movie, God, and Tumblr: 824:11:45/1347:36:22
 Antz but every time they say ant it gets replaced by the Bee Movie but
 every time they say bee it's replaced by the Nutshack Theme but
 every time they say nutshack it's replaced with the entire Marmaduke
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koininaritai:
if this is real the video is 56 days long.
I think 56 days is actually way too short for it to be real. Let’s start at the bottom:
According to Wikipedia, Marmaduke is 87 minutes long. Which seems kind of short for a feature movie, but whatever, that’s merciful. For ease of math, let’s just round that to ninety minutes–an hour and a half.
For the sake of Science, I listened to the Nutshack theme (dear god it’s worse than I remember). I was able to count 19 instances of “Nutshack” for certain, and I’m sure there’s at least one, possibly more, that I missed because you have a point where the characters are saying Nutshack at the same time the chorus is saying Nutshack, though I’m not going back to confirm because I am not that much of a masochist. So that means that a single instance of ‘Bee’ in Bee movie takes… 30 hours to resolve (the length of the Nutshack theme is negligible here compared to the rounding we’re already doing). That’s a day and a quarter of this hell. So, we can fit one instance of Bee Movie in our timeslot if they say ‘Bee’ a total of… 44.8 times throughout.
I counted.
They say ‘Bee’ or ‘Bees’ (not counting Bee included in part of a word like Beekeeper, or in a compound pun) a total of 149 times. That’s right. With only Bee Movie you’re going to be here for 186 days, and 7 hours (extra hour for the parts of Bee Movie that aren’t them saying ‘Bee’). But then there’
Antz is, notably, more restrained than Bee Movie (also harder to CTRL+F through, because it’s actually the full script that’s posted, with scene descriptions). They only say ‘ant’ 50 times. But every single time they it, it starts a 186 day-long chain reaction.
You are going to be watching this for TWENTY-FIVE YEARS. TWENTY FIVE YEARS OF MARMADUKE,  because that’s almost all that you’ll be watching. You might be able to follow the plot of Bee Movie, if you keep notes. But the snippets of Antz you get are going to be separated by periods of half a year. Sometimes they’ll say ‘ant’ twice in a sentence, and there goes your entire year. And that’s if you watch non-stop. It gets even worse if you factor in any kind of time to eat and sleep.
At least you’ll know Marmaduke backwards and forwards. At least, assuming you aren’t a gibbering wreck after a year of this, which you certainly are going to be.

        

            
            

                
                
                    Bee Movie, God, and Tumblr: 824:11:45/1347:36:22
 Antz but every time they say ant it gets replaced by the Bee Movie but
 every time they say bee it's replaced by the Nutshack Theme but
 every time they say nutshack it's replaced with the entire Marmaduke
 movie
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thelordofhats:

koininaritai:
if this is real the video is 56 days long.
I think 56 days is actually way too short for it to be real. Let’s start at the bottom:
According to Wikipedia, Marmaduke is 87 minutes long. Which seems kind of short for a feature movie, but whatever, that’s merciful. For ease of math, let’s just round that to ninety minutes–an hour and a half.
For the sake of Science, I listened to the Nutshack theme (dear god it’s worse than I remember). I was able to count 19 instances of “Nutshack” for certain, and I’m sure there’s at least one, possibly more, that I missed because you have a point where the characters are saying Nutshack at the same time the chorus is saying Nutshack, though I’m not going back to confirm because I am not that much of a masochist. So that means that a single instance of ‘Bee’ in Bee movie takes… 30 hours to resolve (the length of the Nutshack theme is negligible here compared to the rounding we’re already doing). That’s a day and a quarter of this hell. So, we can fit one instance of Bee Movie in our timeslot if they say ‘Bee’ a total of… 44.8 times throughout.
I counted.
They say ‘Bee’ or ‘Bees’ (not counting Bee included in part of a word like Beekeeper, or in a compound pun) a total of 149 times. That’s right. With only Bee Movie you’re going to be here for 186 days, and 7 hours (extra hour for the parts of Bee Movie that aren’t them saying ‘Bee’). But then there’
Antz is, notably, more restrained than Bee Movie (also harder to CTRL+F through, because it’s actually the full script that’s posted, with scene descriptions). They only say ‘ant’ 50 times. But every single time they it, it starts a 186 day-long chain reaction.
You are going to be watching this for TWENTY-FIVE YEARS. TWENTY FIVE YEARS OF MARMADUKE,  because that’s almost all that you’ll be watching. You might be able to follow the plot of Bee Movie, if you keep notes. But the snippets of Antz you get are going to be separated by periods of half a year. Sometimes they’ll say ‘ant’ twice in a sentence, and there goes your entire year. And that’s if you watch non-stop. It gets even worse if you factor in any kind of time to eat and sleep.
At least you’ll know Marmaduke backwards and forwards. At least, assuming you aren’t a gibbering wreck after a year of this, which you certainly are going to be.

                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        America, Club, and Drinking: NAIL POLISH RELATED FACTS
 THAT YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT
 By OhMyNailPolish.com
 AGIRL HAS BEEN ADDICTED TO DRINKING
 NAIL POLISH FOR 5 YEARS
 Bertha, a girl in her 20s sips, shoots and licks up to five bottles
 a day! According to her, blue nail polish is the tastiest while
 glitter nail polish is a close second..but who are we to judge?
 AGIRL NEARLY DIED AFTER SETTING HERSELF ON
 FIRE FROM TAKING OFF NAIL POLISH
 2
 In 2015, a 20 year old woman nearly died after
 accidentally setting herself on fire while taking off her
 nail polish near a candle. Luckily for her, her neighbours
 were able to rush in and save her by putting out the
 flames!
 NAIL POLISH WAS USED TO DISTRACT A
 MONKEY FROM POKING AT ITS SUTURES
 3
 After a Lion Tailed Macaque received surgery for a possibly
 fatal condition, zoo officials had trouble keeping her from
 tearing apart her sutures. The solution? They painted her nails
 a bright red color to distract her from the sutures.and it
 worked

 THE WORLD'S MOST EXPENSIVE NAIL POLISH
 COSTS $250,000
 Containing 267 carats of black diamonds,
 this tiny botte of nail polish made by the
 LA based luxury jeweller Azature will set you
 back a quarter of a million dollars! Hows
 that for expensive?
 ORGANIC, EDIBLE NAIL POLISH IS A THING
 Kid Licks offers a variety of different organic ANES
 edible nail polish made from fruits and vegetables
 Yummy! While it was originally created as a
 toxic-free nail polish alternative for kids, there's
 nothing stopping you from trying a little bit
 yourself
 NEON NAIL POLISH IS ILLEGAL IN AMERICA
 Neon coloured nail polish is actually illegal to
 produce in America! The reason behind it?
 Apparenty no one has ever bothered to submit
 any neon colorants to the FDA for approval! This
 means that the neon nail polish you see at stores
 are imported!

 SOON YOU'LL BE ABLE TO USE NAIL POLISH TO
 DETECT RAPE DATE DRUGS
 Soon, nail polish could have the potential to save your life!
 This new nail lacquer "Undercover Colors" will be able to
 detect date rape drugs by changing colors in the presence of
 Rohypnol (roofs), GHB (G-juice") or Xanax in spiked beverages.
 A discrete stirring with your finger is all it will take to check the
 safety of your drink
 N JAPAN, YOU CAN HAVE NAILS THAT LIGHT UP
 EVERYTIME YOU USE YOUR SMARTPHONE
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 What if your nails lit up every time you used your
 smartphone? Well, now they can..n Japan! Using a
 technology called near-field communication, these
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 power to react to smartphones- effectively causing
 them to light up. every time you use your smartphone!
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 Did you know that you could encapsulate weed into
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 weed is carefully crushed into tiny pieces before
 being encapsulated in gel polish. The result? Nails that
 are elegantly sprinkled with bits of marijuana leaves!

 YOU USED TO BE ABLE TO RENT LUXURY NAIL
 POLISH ONLINE FOR $18/MONTH
 Lacquerous was a subscription based online nail
 polish club-they offered women the opportunity
 to rent"luxury nail polish for about $18 a
 month. Unfortunately, the site closed down after
 a period of minimal activity
 REFERENCES
 http://www.discoverylife.com/tv-shows/psych-week/psych-week-videos/season-3-cant-stop-drinking-nail-polish/
 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3036502/Woman-20-nearly-dies-setting-fire-taking-nail-varnish-near-candle.html
 http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/chennai/When-nail-polish-and-chewing-gum-tamed-an-unruly-lion-tailed-macaque/51347135.cms
 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/06/azature-black-diamond-worlds-most-expensive-nail-polish_n_1747474.html
 http://kidlicks.com/
 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2137985/Neon-nail-polish-illegal-manufacture-U-S-But-bothered-register-FDA.html
 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/arti-
 cle-2732144/Wil-nail-polish-stop-sexual-assault-Male-science-students-develop-manicure-changes-color-exposed-date-rape-drugs.html
 http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2014/04/18/business/led-nails-light-up-when-calling/VwBeZFYi6xu
 http://www.cosmopolitan.com/style-beauty/beauty/news/a56116/weed-nail-art/
 http://www.refinery29.com/2012/11/39215/lacquerous
 Bu
 y.
 NAIL POLISH
 Check out OhMyNailPolish.com For more cool nail polish info!
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                    America, Club, and Drinking: NAIL POLISH RELATED FACTS
 THAT YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT
 By OhMyNailPolish.com
 AGIRL HAS BEEN ADDICTED TO DRINKING
 NAIL POLISH FOR 5 YEARS
 Bertha, a girl in her 20s sips, shoots and licks up to five bottles
 a day! According to her, blue nail polish is the tastiest while
 glitter nail polish is a close second..but who are we to judge?
 AGIRL NEARLY DIED AFTER SETTING HERSELF ON
 FIRE FROM TAKING OFF NAIL POLISH
 2
 In 2015, a 20 year old woman nearly died after
 accidentally setting herself on fire while taking off her
 nail polish near a candle. Luckily for her, her neighbours
 were able to rush in and save her by putting out the
 flames!
 NAIL POLISH WAS USED TO DISTRACT A
 MONKEY FROM POKING AT ITS SUTURES
 3
 After a Lion Tailed Macaque received surgery for a possibly
 fatal condition, zoo officials had trouble keeping her from
 tearing apart her sutures. The solution? They painted her nails
 a bright red color to distract her from the sutures.and it
 worked

 THE WORLD'S MOST EXPENSIVE NAIL POLISH
 COSTS $250,000
 Containing 267 carats of black diamonds,
 this tiny botte of nail polish made by the
 LA based luxury jeweller Azature will set you
 back a quarter of a million dollars! Hows
 that for expensive?
 ORGANIC, EDIBLE NAIL POLISH IS A THING
 Kid Licks offers a variety of different organic ANES
 edible nail polish made from fruits and vegetables
 Yummy! While it was originally created as a
 toxic-free nail polish alternative for kids, there's
 nothing stopping you from trying a little bit
 yourself
 NEON NAIL POLISH IS ILLEGAL IN AMERICA
 Neon coloured nail polish is actually illegal to
 produce in America! The reason behind it?
 Apparenty no one has ever bothered to submit
 any neon colorants to the FDA for approval! This
 means that the neon nail polish you see at stores
 are imported!

 SOON YOU'LL BE ABLE TO USE NAIL POLISH TO
 DETECT RAPE DATE DRUGS
 Soon, nail polish could have the potential to save your life!
 This new nail lacquer "Undercover Colors" will be able to
 detect date rape drugs by changing colors in the presence of
 Rohypnol (roofs), GHB (G-juice") or Xanax in spiked beverages.
 A discrete stirring with your finger is all it will take to check the
 safety of your drink
 N JAPAN, YOU CAN HAVE NAILS THAT LIGHT UP
 EVERYTIME YOU USE YOUR SMARTPHONE
 8
 What if your nails lit up every time you used your
 smartphone? Well, now they can..n Japan! Using a
 technology called near-field communication, these
 "LumiDecoNails" are able to transfer small amounts of
 power to react to smartphones- effectively causing
 them to light up. every time you use your smartphone!
 WEED MANICURES ARE CALSO) A THING
 9
 Did you know that you could encapsulate weed into
 nail polish? To achieve this unique look, medicinal
 weed is carefully crushed into tiny pieces before
 being encapsulated in gel polish. The result? Nails that
 are elegantly sprinkled with bits of marijuana leaves!

 YOU USED TO BE ABLE TO RENT LUXURY NAIL
 POLISH ONLINE FOR $18/MONTH
 Lacquerous was a subscription based online nail
 polish club-they offered women the opportunity
 to rent"luxury nail polish for about $18 a
 month. Unfortunately, the site closed down after
 a period of minimal activity
 REFERENCES
 http://www.discoverylife.com/tv-shows/psych-week/psych-week-videos/season-3-cant-stop-drinking-nail-polish/
 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3036502/Woman-20-nearly-dies-setting-fire-taking-nail-varnish-near-candle.html
 http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/chennai/When-nail-polish-and-chewing-gum-tamed-an-unruly-lion-tailed-macaque/51347135.cms
 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/06/azature-black-diamond-worlds-most-expensive-nail-polish_n_1747474.html
 http://kidlicks.com/
 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2137985/Neon-nail-polish-illegal-manufacture-U-S-But-bothered-register-FDA.html
 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/arti-
 cle-2732144/Wil-nail-polish-stop-sexual-assault-Male-science-students-develop-manicure-changes-color-exposed-date-rape-drugs.html
 http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2014/04/18/business/led-nails-light-up-when-calling/VwBeZFYi6xu
 http://www.cosmopolitan.com/style-beauty/beauty/news/a56116/weed-nail-art/
 http://www.refinery29.com/2012/11/39215/lacquerous
 Bu
 y.
 NAIL POLISH
 Check out OhMyNailPolish.com For more cool nail polish info!
howtoremovegelnailpolish:

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