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    Ali, Bodies , and Halloween: Following
 @sydnerain
 Yes, People Really Gave a Shit About a
 Sexualized Handmaid's Tale Costume, Rather
 Than Drawing Attention to the 48 Products
 Fetishizing and Sexualizing Actual Indigenous
 Women From the Same Exact Company: And
 yes, we really are in hell
 Yes, A Company Really Made A Sexy Handmaid's Tale' Halloween Costume
 And, no, it didn't go over well.
 huffingtonpost.com

 WeeziesBooksWeeziesBooks Sep 21
 they still selling "sexy Native costumes Yandy explain.
 13 t 299 523
 WeeziesBooks WeeziesBooks Sep 21
 @Yandy you want to talk about women's oppression, let's talk about the 5100
 #MMIW. In case you don't know what that means.. 5100 Missing and Murdered
 Indigenous Women. Because our bodies are seen as commodities thanks to the
 sexy squaw trope.
 2ti 35 105

 WeeziesBooks @WeeziesBooks Sep 21
 If you can appease outraged women who are mad about a fictional character's
 costume, then you should have NO problem pulling costumes that hurt REAL
 Indigenous women.
 Ali Nahdee
 @AliNahdee
 Replying to @WeeziesBooks
 The Handmaid's Tale already appropriates
 oppression experience by WoC all over the
 world and just paints it in whiteface so this
 honestly doesn't surprise me. It's only
 considered a tragedy or a womens issue
 when it's applied to white women. Gross.
 :35 PM-21 Sep 2018
 1 Like
doesthendnlive:People are more outraged about a sexualized Handmaid costume but not the hypersexualized racist costumes that are routinely called out and criticized by WoC all the time. But what else is new?
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Ali, Bodies , and Halloween: Following
 @sydnerain
 Yes, People Really Gave a Shit About a
 Sexualized Handmaid's Tale Costume, Rather
 Than Drawing Attention to the 48 Products
 Fetishizing and Sexualizing Actual Indigenous
 Women From the Same Exact Company: And
 yes, we really are in hell
 Yes, A Company Really Made A Sexy Handmaid's Tale' Halloween Costume
 And, no, it didn't go over well.
 huffingtonpost.com

 WeeziesBooksWeeziesBooks Sep 21
 they still selling "sexy Native costumes Yandy explain.
 13 t 299 523
 WeeziesBooks WeeziesBooks Sep 21
 @Yandy you want to talk about women's oppression, let's talk about the 5100
 #MMIW. In case you don't know what that means.. 5100 Missing and Murdered
 Indigenous Women. Because our bodies are seen as commodities thanks to the
 sexy squaw trope.
 2ti 35 105

 WeeziesBooks @WeeziesBooks Sep 21
 If you can appease outraged women who are mad about a fictional character's
 costume, then you should have NO problem pulling costumes that hurt REAL
 Indigenous women.
 Ali Nahdee
 @AliNahdee
 Replying to @WeeziesBooks
 The Handmaid's Tale already appropriates
 oppression experience by WoC all over the
 world and just paints it in whiteface so this
 honestly doesn't surprise me. It's only
 considered a tragedy or a womens issue
 when it's applied to white women. Gross.
 :35 PM-21 Sep 2018
 1 Like
doesthendnlive:People are more outraged about a sexualized Handmaid costume but not the hypersexualized racist costumes that are routinely called out and criticized by WoC all the time. But what else is new?
                    
                
            

            
            
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    Bluetooth, Bored, and Cars: . Verizon LTE
 12:09 PM
 a houston.craigslist.org
 image 1 of 23
 TEXAS
 BNL-2934
 You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's
 hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever
 compliment you on? Well look no further.

 The 1999 Toyota Corolla
 Let's talk about features
 Bluetooth: nope
 Sunroof: nope
 Fancy wheels: nope
 Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear
 window and you have a fucking neck that can turn
 Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a
 strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went
 away. The End
 You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the
 Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years
 later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with
 Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right
 This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children
 Things this car is old enough to do:
 Vote: yes
 Consent to sex: ves
 Rent a car: it IS a car
 This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done
 straight things in this car. People have done gay things ın this
 car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen
 would

 Interesting facts
 This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey
 In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional."
 When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it
 caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The
 resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building
 caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The
 event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The
 Story of the 1999 Tovota Corolla"
 You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a
 Facebook survey.
 Favorite food: spaghetti
 Favorite tv show: Alf
 Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms
 This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-
 road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It's as
 utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based
 entirely on water bills
 When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece
 of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine."
 Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty
 contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop
 lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you
 deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.
 Whit
 Bayou
 BWa
catchymemes:

This man knows how to sell a car


    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Bluetooth, Bored, and Cars: . Verizon LTE
 12:09 PM
 a houston.craigslist.org
 image 1 of 23
 TEXAS
 BNL-2934
 You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's
 hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever
 compliment you on? Well look no further.

 The 1999 Toyota Corolla
 Let's talk about features
 Bluetooth: nope
 Sunroof: nope
 Fancy wheels: nope
 Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear
 window and you have a fucking neck that can turn
 Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a
 strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went
 away. The End
 You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the
 Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years
 later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with
 Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right
 This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children
 Things this car is old enough to do:
 Vote: yes
 Consent to sex: ves
 Rent a car: it IS a car
 This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done
 straight things in this car. People have done gay things ın this
 car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen
 would

 Interesting facts
 This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey
 In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional."
 When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it
 caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The
 resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building
 caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The
 event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The
 Story of the 1999 Tovota Corolla"
 You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a
 Facebook survey.
 Favorite food: spaghetti
 Favorite tv show: Alf
 Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms
 This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-
 road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It's as
 utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based
 entirely on water bills
 When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece
 of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine."
 Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty
 contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop
 lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you
 deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.
 Whit
 Bayou
 BWa
catchymemes:

This man knows how to sell a car


                    
                
            

            
            
catchymemes:

This man knows how to sell a car



            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                




    Facebook, Instagram, and Internet: MAKE
 Early
 Golden age
 meme
 (pinwheel background
 Impact Text)
 MORE MEMES
 MAKE
 Golden Age memes use specific
 photos which have specific
 memetic "translations of
 Late
 Golden age
 (Just Photo, Impact
 Text)
 Transitional
 meme
 (Photo from tumblr,
 instagram, twitter or
 facebook, with an
 accompanying text,
 often added just for
 emphasis)
 At the transitional stage,
 memes here include "reactions"
 that encourage the reader into
 what it means or how it is
 1'm sure this means something, but don ask me what
 dog
 When you show your mom a pic on
 your phone and she starts swiping
 Silver Age
 meme
 When Back to School commercials start
 coming on but you're not a teacher or a
 kid so you don't give a shit
 (photo with text in
 arial-design is
 reminiscent of a twitter
 post)
 At this age, the photo is the
 supplement rather than the
 defining characteristic. The
 text, rather than the photo,
 provides meaning.
 UBER
 eats
 New Age
 meme
 (Photos only, very little
 text)
 At this age, the meme no
 longer requires text for
 definitive suppliment. The
 meaning is expressed by
 memetic definition and
 The photos are
 self-explanatoriy and the
 meaning is expressed by
 multiple connected frames.
 Text, if used, gives context
 only
 Are you smart? Spelit
 Late Stage
 meme
 (nuked memes, deep
 fried memes, surreal
 memes
 These are not meant to pass
 on memetic meaning, but
 instead are entirely based on
 absurd and contextual humor
 They are often not made to
 communicate thought.
 No
 only be
 on
 ou
 ust
I am currently studying memes academically. I thought you might enjoy the current proposed ages of internet memes via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2L5D3XW
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Facebook, Instagram, and Internet: MAKE
 Early
 Golden age
 meme
 (pinwheel background
 Impact Text)
 MORE MEMES
 MAKE
 Golden Age memes use specific
 photos which have specific
 memetic "translations of
 Late
 Golden age
 (Just Photo, Impact
 Text)
 Transitional
 meme
 (Photo from tumblr,
 instagram, twitter or
 facebook, with an
 accompanying text,
 often added just for
 emphasis)
 At the transitional stage,
 memes here include "reactions"
 that encourage the reader into
 what it means or how it is
 1'm sure this means something, but don ask me what
 dog
 When you show your mom a pic on
 your phone and she starts swiping
 Silver Age
 meme
 When Back to School commercials start
 coming on but you're not a teacher or a
 kid so you don't give a shit
 (photo with text in
 arial-design is
 reminiscent of a twitter
 post)
 At this age, the photo is the
 supplement rather than the
 defining characteristic. The
 text, rather than the photo,
 provides meaning.
 UBER
 eats
 New Age
 meme
 (Photos only, very little
 text)
 At this age, the meme no
 longer requires text for
 definitive suppliment. The
 meaning is expressed by
 memetic definition and
 The photos are
 self-explanatoriy and the
 meaning is expressed by
 multiple connected frames.
 Text, if used, gives context
 only
 Are you smart? Spelit
 Late Stage
 meme
 (nuked memes, deep
 fried memes, surreal
 memes
 These are not meant to pass
 on memetic meaning, but
 instead are entirely based on
 absurd and contextual humor
 They are often not made to
 communicate thought.
 No
 only be
 on
 ou
 ust
I am currently studying memes academically. I thought you might enjoy the current proposed ages of internet memes via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2L5D3XW
                    
                
            

            
            
I am currently studying memes academically. I thought you might enjoy the current proposed ages of internet memes via /r/memes https://ift.t...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                




    Apple, Ass, and Bitch: Apple AirPods cost $159, but they
 can't pay taxes or decent wages
 to their Chinese factory workers!
 you SAID
 ON AN iPHONE.GOTCHA
 HEH
 *POST*
 CARS SHOULD
 HAVE SEAT
 BELTS!
 YET YOU BOUGHT
 ONE. HyPOCRITE
 MUCH? OWNED.
 WE SHOULD
 YET YOu
 SOCIETY . CURIOUS!
 I AM VERY
 IMPROVE SOCIETYPARTICIPATE IN
 SOMEWHAT.
 INTELLIGENT
 BORS
celticpyro:

thespectacularspider-girl:
mattbors:

edgeworth-for-the-truth:

sindri42:

captainkupo:

mattbors:
“Mr. Gotcha” on The Nib

theres literally better alternatives to fucking buying an iphone dipshit your comic sucks dick

There’s this weird disconnect in so many apple users where they hate Apple but they cannot conceive of anybody except Apple producing a viable smartphone or computer. You can get a machine that matches or exceeds every single aspect of any apple product for half the price, easily, but they need to get the one with an apple logo on it and then complain about apple.
It’s like complaining that your car lacks a seatbelt when every other car on the road already has a seatbelt and you specifically paid extra to get your own seatbelt removed because you didn’t like the color.


If you buy from Apple and complain about their business practices, you deserve to be made fun of and especially be called a boot licker.
I am not sorry at all. You could have chosen from anyone else but you deliberately chose the most expensive and bullshit company to buy from, you pompous piece of human garbage. Stop virtue signally and maybe actually consider try helping those factory workers instead of enabling them.
Shit head

People really think this comic was some sort of pro-Apple comic and missed the point entirely. They’re real mad tho.

And yet your stupid ass doesn’t get the underlying statements about Apple still apply to your smug comic.
You don’t get to bitch about, say, capitalism when you engage in the excesses of capitalism.  To mix the two metaphors, if you bitch about capitalism from an iPhone, congrats, you just proved you’re a hypocrite because you COULD have bought a phone made with more ethical means or that didn’t have the associated brand on it, but you did.  
Because you don’t really give a shit about making the changes yourself, you just want to virtue signal and have no actual principles. That’s why people bring up this kind of double-think, yet you felt the need to portray this valid criticism as a strawman so you can look intelligent.

Seriously though! That’s why I hate this comic.The “cars should have seat belts” one is also dumb because guess what? The guy who conceptualized seat belts got them normalized in cars. The serf working under a feudalist system? Has absolutely no power to change it. In fact, they’re the one being exploited here, more comparable to the factory worker who built your iPhone than the upper-middle class person complaining about it. There’s a difference between recognizing a system is messed up while you have no control over the matter (as you’re the one personally being exploited), looking at a problem and deciding to change said problem, and doing absolutely nothing about the problem while participating in someone else being exploited when you can, in fact, choose not to be a partaker. No, not wanting to do something mildly inconvenient isn’t “the illusion of choice”. Fuck you and your shitty comic.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Apple, Ass, and Bitch: Apple AirPods cost $159, but they
 can't pay taxes or decent wages
 to their Chinese factory workers!
 you SAID
 ON AN iPHONE.GOTCHA
 HEH
 *POST*
 CARS SHOULD
 HAVE SEAT
 BELTS!
 YET YOU BOUGHT
 ONE. HyPOCRITE
 MUCH? OWNED.
 WE SHOULD
 YET YOu
 SOCIETY . CURIOUS!
 I AM VERY
 IMPROVE SOCIETYPARTICIPATE IN
 SOMEWHAT.
 INTELLIGENT
 BORS
celticpyro:

thespectacularspider-girl:
mattbors:

edgeworth-for-the-truth:

sindri42:

captainkupo:

mattbors:
“Mr. Gotcha” on The Nib

theres literally better alternatives to fucking buying an iphone dipshit your comic sucks dick

There’s this weird disconnect in so many apple users where they hate Apple but they cannot conceive of anybody except Apple producing a viable smartphone or computer. You can get a machine that matches or exceeds every single aspect of any apple product for half the price, easily, but they need to get the one with an apple logo on it and then complain about apple.
It’s like complaining that your car lacks a seatbelt when every other car on the road already has a seatbelt and you specifically paid extra to get your own seatbelt removed because you didn’t like the color.


If you buy from Apple and complain about their business practices, you deserve to be made fun of and especially be called a boot licker.
I am not sorry at all. You could have chosen from anyone else but you deliberately chose the most expensive and bullshit company to buy from, you pompous piece of human garbage. Stop virtue signally and maybe actually consider try helping those factory workers instead of enabling them.
Shit head

People really think this comic was some sort of pro-Apple comic and missed the point entirely. They’re real mad tho.

And yet your stupid ass doesn’t get the underlying statements about Apple still apply to your smug comic.
You don’t get to bitch about, say, capitalism when you engage in the excesses of capitalism.  To mix the two metaphors, if you bitch about capitalism from an iPhone, congrats, you just proved you’re a hypocrite because you COULD have bought a phone made with more ethical means or that didn’t have the associated brand on it, but you did.  
Because you don’t really give a shit about making the changes yourself, you just want to virtue signal and have no actual principles. That’s why people bring up this kind of double-think, yet you felt the need to portray this valid criticism as a strawman so you can look intelligent.

Seriously though! That’s why I hate this comic.The “cars should have seat belts” one is also dumb because guess what? The guy who conceptualized seat belts got them normalized in cars. The serf working under a feudalist system? Has absolutely no power to change it. In fact, they’re the one being exploited here, more comparable to the factory worker who built your iPhone than the upper-middle class person complaining about it. There’s a difference between recognizing a system is messed up while you have no control over the matter (as you’re the one personally being exploited), looking at a problem and deciding to change said problem, and doing absolutely nothing about the problem while participating in someone else being exploited when you can, in fact, choose not to be a partaker. No, not wanting to do something mildly inconvenient isn’t “the illusion of choice”. Fuck you and your shitty comic.
                    
                
            

            
            
celticpyro:

thespectacularspider-girl:
mattbors:

edgeworth-for-the-truth:

sindri42:

captainkupo:

mattbors:
“Mr. Gotcha” on The Nib

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    Food, Respect, and Shit: Takaylaliked
 Brandy Burgess
 @ThislsBrandyB
 "I do believe in equal pay, but let's
 start with our teachers. Let's get
 waiters paid the minimum wage."
 Sounds like it's because she cares
 more about normal people who
 can barely put food on the table,
 SHOCKING
 Harper's Bazaar UK
 @BazaarUK
 Why Amy Adams won't
 comment on
 Hollywood's gender
 pay gap dispute bit.ly..
 7:45 PM 11 Jun 18
 Tweet your reply
<p><a href="https://ricwulf.tumblr.com/post/176211791186/onlyblackgirl-missbinch-honestly-tho-its" class="tumblr_blog">ricwulf</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://onlyblackgirl.tumblr.com/post/175269995646/missbinch-honestly-tho-its-hard-for-me-to" class="tumblr_blog">onlyblackgirl</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://missbinch.tumblr.com/post/175182859154" class="tumblr_blog">missbinch</a>:</p>
<blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="328" data-orig-width="646"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8ccb0e879b3da3d428f83c501ce6b541/tumblr_inline_pasp07MseL1qi8z6b_500.jpg" data-orig-height="328" data-orig-width="646"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>Honestly tho. It’s hard for me to give a shit about these celebrities complaining they got 8 million instead of 10 million when most of us can’t even buy lunch. </p>
</blockquote>
<p>I don’t support increasing the minimum wage, but damn if I can’t at least respect Amy Adams here for having her priorities (based on her ideals that is) in a decent order. Good on her.</p>
</blockquote>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Food, Respect, and Shit: Takaylaliked
 Brandy Burgess
 @ThislsBrandyB
 "I do believe in equal pay, but let's
 start with our teachers. Let's get
 waiters paid the minimum wage."
 Sounds like it's because she cares
 more about normal people who
 can barely put food on the table,
 SHOCKING
 Harper's Bazaar UK
 @BazaarUK
 Why Amy Adams won't
 comment on
 Hollywood's gender
 pay gap dispute bit.ly..
 7:45 PM 11 Jun 18
 Tweet your reply
<p><a href="https://ricwulf.tumblr.com/post/176211791186/onlyblackgirl-missbinch-honestly-tho-its" class="tumblr_blog">ricwulf</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://onlyblackgirl.tumblr.com/post/175269995646/missbinch-honestly-tho-its-hard-for-me-to" class="tumblr_blog">onlyblackgirl</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://missbinch.tumblr.com/post/175182859154" class="tumblr_blog">missbinch</a>:</p>
<blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="328" data-orig-width="646"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8ccb0e879b3da3d428f83c501ce6b541/tumblr_inline_pasp07MseL1qi8z6b_500.jpg" data-orig-height="328" data-orig-width="646"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>Honestly tho. It’s hard for me to give a shit about these celebrities complaining they got 8 million instead of 10 million when most of us can’t even buy lunch. </p>
</blockquote>
<p>I don’t support increasing the minimum wage, but damn if I can’t at least respect Amy Adams here for having her priorities (based on her ideals that is) in a decent order. Good on her.</p>
</blockquote>
                    
                
            

            
            
<p><a href="https://ricwulf.tumblr.com/post/176211791186/onlyblackgirl-missbinch-honestly-tho-its" class="tumblr_blog">ricwulf</a>:</p><bloc...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                




    Bluetooth, Bored, and Cars: x 0
 42%. 12:29
 Toyota Avalon-cars & truc.
 https://louisville.craigslist.org
 Toyota Avalon - $1800 (Louisville,
 KY)
 image 1 of 6
 "You want a car that gets the job done? You want a
 car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally
 literally
 no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no
 ther willever compliment you on?
 further
 The 1999 Toyota Avalon.
 Let's talk about features.
 Bluetooth: nope

 101.
 42%. 12:30
 Aux cord: nope
 Fancv wheels: nope
 Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent
 rear window and you have a fucking neck that can
 turn
 Let me tell you a story. One day it started making a
 strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It
 went away. The End
 You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off
 the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the watera
 thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car,
 fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and
 this puppy would fucking start right ujp
 This car will outlive you, it will outlive your
 children
 Things this car is old enough to do:
 Vote: yes
 Consent to sex: ves
 Rent a car: it IS a car
 This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People
 have done straight things in this car. People have
 done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge
 you like a fucking Volkswagen would
 Interesting facts
 This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior
 color is grey.

 10.
 42%. 12:30
 Toyota Avalon - cars & truc...
 https://louisville.craigslist.org
 color is grey.
 In the owner's manual, oll is listed as"optional.
 When this car was unveiled at the Detroit Auto
 Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to
 spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change
 in air pressure inside the building caused a partial
 collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is
 chronicled in the documentarv "Bored to Death:
 The Story of the 1999 Toyota Avalon"
 You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out
 a Facebook survev
 Favorite food: spaghetti
 Favorite tv show: Alf
 Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin
 Blossoms
 This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-
 of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver
 Alert, It's as utilitarian as a member of a church
 whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.
 When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a
 single piece of paper that said, "It's a Toyota. It's
 fine."
 Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any
 beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to
 yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the
 car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking
 1999 Tovota Avalon."
This Craigslist car ad doesn't care about what you want. It knows what you need.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Bluetooth, Bored, and Cars: x 0
 42%. 12:29
 Toyota Avalon-cars & truc.
 https://louisville.craigslist.org
 Toyota Avalon - $1800 (Louisville,
 KY)
 image 1 of 6
 "You want a car that gets the job done? You want a
 car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally
 literally
 no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no
 ther willever compliment you on?
 further
 The 1999 Toyota Avalon.
 Let's talk about features.
 Bluetooth: nope

 101.
 42%. 12:30
 Aux cord: nope
 Fancv wheels: nope
 Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent
 rear window and you have a fucking neck that can
 turn
 Let me tell you a story. One day it started making a
 strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It
 went away. The End
 You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off
 the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the watera
 thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car,
 fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and
 this puppy would fucking start right ujp
 This car will outlive you, it will outlive your
 children
 Things this car is old enough to do:
 Vote: yes
 Consent to sex: ves
 Rent a car: it IS a car
 This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People
 have done straight things in this car. People have
 done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge
 you like a fucking Volkswagen would
 Interesting facts
 This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior
 color is grey.

 10.
 42%. 12:30
 Toyota Avalon - cars & truc...
 https://louisville.craigslist.org
 color is grey.
 In the owner's manual, oll is listed as"optional.
 When this car was unveiled at the Detroit Auto
 Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to
 spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change
 in air pressure inside the building caused a partial
 collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is
 chronicled in the documentarv "Bored to Death:
 The Story of the 1999 Toyota Avalon"
 You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out
 a Facebook survev
 Favorite food: spaghetti
 Favorite tv show: Alf
 Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin
 Blossoms
 This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-
 of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver
 Alert, It's as utilitarian as a member of a church
 whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.
 When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a
 single piece of paper that said, "It's a Toyota. It's
 fine."
 Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any
 beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to
 yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the
 car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking
 1999 Tovota Avalon."
This Craigslist car ad doesn't care about what you want. It knows what you need.
                    
                
            

            
            
This Craigslist car ad doesn't care about what you want. It knows what you need.