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Home, Old, and Kitten: t 66 Adopted a sweet 3 mo old kitten two days ago. Kenny is all tuckered out from exploring his new home!

Adopted a sweet 3 mo old kitten two days ago. Kenny is all tuckered out from exploring his new home!

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Cold, Cream, and They: 9:39 Mildly infuriating that they gave me a round lid for a sweet cream cold Brew

Mildly infuriating that they gave me a round lid for a sweet cream cold Brew

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America, Anna, and College: LAD The SADEN MAN THE THE THAD virgin AMAZ Brad wizard CHAD SUPER 0R ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN SUPERIOR SCARLET SPIDER SPHTER MAN SPIDER The democratic morality of thousands of spiders, Always makes the right choice Thousands of spiders that believe that The courageousness of a hero combines with the ruthlessness of a villian Ock combined Parker and Octavius DNA to Abolished Shadowland and defeated villian aside from Green Goblin effective as a low-level city based hero clever yet inexprienced they are Peter Parker of Earth-11580 crime runs rampant inferior mind of parker ntered resurrected everyone parker ever killed SUPERIOR mind of Doctor Octavius create perfect body for a superior mind mind of Miles Morales just a stupid clone under watch and then failed to save them No ego in name Nuclear-powered thermo-electric arms Spiders. one of the few survivors of overtly casual demeanour and city hates him Wears the same outfit as when he ran with city doesn't even know who he is Has the support of Mayor J. Jonah Jameson (blackmail) Outfit is thousands of spiders very efficient for ugly armpit webs Threatening prehensile titanium-steel 'arms capable of lifting over 24 tonnes. Maybe more overabundance of straps; looks like a Deadpool knock-off the Ultimate Universe outfit More Hydra; doesn't care, still loved by all spiders. current member of The asymmetrical lazy 'costume" anti-stealth Easily took down several Spider-People during the Spider-Geddon event on his own Champions, threats are obvious reasons LED glow powerful yet Sharp, lethal fingers works with suit design lost to ock in the Completely original 'ink spray' that comes out Mind controlled the 'Superior Six' to fight for him usually somewhat formidable beaten by a Doc Ock Spied on the Superior Spider-Man without his know how central character of mindspace THREE times electric touch of wrist shooter. Better/cooler than flimsy webs HE HIMSELF cloned Shoots versitile spiders out of hand and presumabley other places if required selfishly allowed an infirm one of the most for efficient stealth Cracked personality transference, previously young girl to potentially die so ock wouldn't find despised arcs in was the original peter parker; Successfully led the Avengers (at afraid to do what he does, multiple features stol Actually conquered death using technology taken from the Inheritors. only achieved by Armin Zola, rendering him failed to save Peter Parker yet comic history soon retconned of out hatred Sacrificed himself to save the yet he does it anyway, as that's what heroes do Probably immortal as more spiders reproduce.Will at least live forever through from ock Captain America's request) during the ESSENTIAL to Spider-Geddon. yet doesn't actually need a team as he is a morphous collection of spiders and erase him heroically continues his legacy 'immortal' via clone backups city from Green Goblin events of Secret Empire flip flops between hero and villain fails at both the avengers wouldn't have him ran parker industries into the ground in Founded a multibillion- not officialy part of the web at the avenger's beck and call Heroically gave up his pursit of Anna Maria's multi-million leads his deeds ch conglomera without trying very h matter of months Patrolled the entire city with Spider- warriors but was vital in Has nothing to prove to anyone due to boxoffice hit - with heart for her safety (unlike Parker) Moved to San Francisco she to beating the inheritors being thousands of spiders - still the other Spider- People college and achieve a doctorate Who knows what heoric actions who could love had pretty much proven himself as net evena real greatest hero in the multiverse this LAD took on Earth-11580 poorly managed alter-eqo a clone? Convinced Hydra to work for him to secretly was destined to kill Captain the SUPERIOR hero in New York no real love intrest boring melodramatic person focuses instead on being America at somepoint in the Makes funny jokes like pretending to enjoy eating people everyone loves him. Them. It? mary jane enact his heroic deeds, then scared them off, Probably immune to mind control or any body Swapping antics Somehow better managed Parker's life even when only using it to subsidize his Spider activities future Relationship with the a good Spider-Man No time for petty relationships - too busy relationship only allowing Zola to survive as a warning intelligent and SUPERIOR Anna Maria Marconi clone rocking a sweet bowl cut under that mask Simply superior kid dolt Holy moly - even morespiders! "im just a stupid clone" Not a dolt "i'm your friendly neighbourhood spider- man!" puts hand on shoulder* "THE DIE IS CAST!" IAM SUPERIOR!" "Неу.." "We can eat them, right?" Inspired by a few comments, I thought I'd expand on my previous post. Here, the Virgins and Chads of the OTTO-SPIDER-VERSE!

Inspired by a few comments, I thought I'd expand on my previous post. Here, the Virgins and Chads of the OTTO-SPIDER-VERSE!

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Beautiful, Children, and Comfortable: Janine July 8, 2016S reviewed If I could give negative stars, I would. We were treated the entire weekend as if we were trespassing on the property when we were the ones paying to be there. We had to clean the place when we got there because it was filthy and then again when we left because they require it. Really? The point of a getaway is too NOT have to clean. We can do that at home. We had two adults with us who have difficulty walking and every bit of ground was uneven. One of them fell twice. It is NOT handicap friendly. The water was undrinkable and we felt more filthy after a shower than before. There were not many beds to accommodate married couples, just a lot of single beds with dirty sheets and no A/C. Certainly not a lot of showers. The host Barry was so cranky and made us feel like naughty children walking on eggshells waiting for the next scolding. He had a whole set of rules, but never bothered to share them with us. He said we were supposed to be there at 11 am for an orientation..but that was never communicated to us and would never have worked in our schedule anyhow. We are a respectful group and did everything he asked, despite the grumpy way he did so. He was completely unprofessional, unwelcoming and out of line in many of his comments. The epitome of the trip was our last night when he interrupted our bonfire in the middle of a song we were singing to tell us he was turning on the sprinklers now. Really? Could they not run at 1 am when we are asleep, not in the middle of our program? When we complained, all they did was give us excuse after excuse. No apology, no attempt to make things right and certainly no try to win our business again. We will never return and will not recommend to others. 1 4 Comments Hello Janine It's unfortunate All the facilities your group did not enjoy their stay at were thoroughly cleaned and inspected prior to your group's arrival. As for the river setting, there is uneven ground as we are located next to the river. Your group was offered use guests who had difficulty walking. Hundreds of guest have enjoyed the property and read their reservation contracts since our establishment opened. It is a unique and beautiful river setting here in Idaho. We wish you and your group well and safe travels back to Oklahoma. f the guest home for free to accommodate your 3y Hi Janine.. .this is Rexanne...I am the one who came down to welcome your family to our ranch. Makes me sad to think I made you feel like you were trespassing when the first words out of my mouth were "Welcome welcome..glad you got here!" Then the minute I realized you had people that might have health difficulties, I offered the home with 5 queen beds and 9 more single beds for free (that I would have normally been paid $300 for) trying to make sure you had plenty of extra beds even though there was already 24 beds within the rest of the facility already. I wanted to make sure that anyone with special needs was comfortable and close to bathroom facilities. So there was 33 single beds as well as 7 queen beds, 6 showers, 7 toilets, and a bathtub for the 22 people you brought. 2 of the cabins, the barn, and the home all had air conditioning along with several ceiling fans...If you didn't see the switches to turn them on I wish you had called me and l would have come running down again to make you more comfortable. There is a lot of iron in our water and i too drink bottled water, not just there but everywhere I go ( a lot of people do) we do have hard water but to call it filthy water was pretty sad. After I checked you in with no complaints that I was aware of, my husband came to do karaoke night with you that night and a boat trip the next morning... Oddly enough, he thought everyone enjoyed both came back from the boat trip and said everyone was all smiles and said how fun it was... .then he came back for a short time the third dayI know he told someone to move the pickup that was parked on the cement where our brides walk through in their white dresses and then later to start some water to try to keep up with the seven acres of grass that we have to care for..unfortunately some of the watering takes place at night because we have people there all week and we try to keep the place beautiful and green tor all groups. I'm sorry you were offended by that or anything else...contracts that were signed, described the fact that you would clean up or forfeit your deposit, sorry you didn't know that either but that is how we keep the cost down and people are always grateful to be there and more than willing to help clean up and help get it ready for the next group..I looked on your Facebook page and saw many pictures of your family having a great time on the slide, log roll, tubes etc...along with a sweet family picture full of smiles on the river edge. .sure would be nice if you shared some of those pictures on my Facebook page as well, instead of trying so hard to find negative and cruel things to post.I can promise you that our entire intent is to help create special family moment and long lasting memories for all who come here. 't count the number of thank you cards and hugs that we have received through sharing our special and peaceful place. you can't begin to know how many countless hours of time and effort from our family, that goes into making this place the little bit of heaven that it is! If any of us said anything that made you feel angry or unwelcome I sincerely apologize and hope that you can search in hold on to hearts can feel peace. We had two deaths in the family the week you were there but had no intent of sharing that stress with anyone and tried hard to make your stay a good stay. People love it here and this is the first time in 19 years that I feel like we failed, so I have to be grateful for all the other times and all the other people who make us feel like we succeed in our hard efforts Again please accept my apology. May God bless you and your family and wish you good times in your next adventures! in fact my daughter was there when you did r heart to remember some ..if not for us, then for your own family. I'm rood memories to that both our She tried and failed so hard

She tried and failed so hard

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Cute, Dating, and Friends: 12:40 12:38 See All feeling proud Yesterday at 9:30 PM feeling proud. Yesterday at 9:30 PM Indeed. A great imagination is way sexier to me than just some good looks and a big cock.Especially a great cook or storyteller Oh lord girl please dont tempt me. I wanna continue being nice and a sweetheart but you know what they say nice guys ALWAYS finish last. And thats what I dont understand. You females dont want a "sweet" or "nice guy". Girls want that "badboy" or "thug" image because they enjoy the thrill and excitement and its desirable its "hot" or "sexy" fuckable dateable. But 9 times out of 10 they end up bein an asshole n shit all over you. Then you wonderin what the hell happened. Guys like that dont have that emotional or ever intellectual capacity to treat a lady right and with respect. Ladies lets be grown about this as soon as we guys acutally show you that we're capable of being nice or sweet and not goddamn Neanderthal we're considered "sweet" "cute" or "a good friend". And lets be honest thats a one way ticket to the friendzone or backburner. And thats exactly where all the good guys are. Where you put them! Not on your radar! Make up your damn mind be honest about it and go for it. Instead of playin and doin these kiddie games and worried about being judged by others because he doesnt look or act a certain way. Stop settling for trash. Go for a the gentleman who will treat you sweet like a lady in the streets and then be that thug/badass that will treat you like a freak in the bedroom. Ahem you know...LIKE ME! Sometimes we're right 1 Like Reply 11h Write a reply... Maybe girls don't like you because you act like getting to be friends with them instead of date them is some kind of horrible fate. Maybe girls don't want to date you because of this patronizing attitude where you think they're too incompetent to do anything but date shit heads. I know plenty of woman who date nice, caring dudes. You aren't going to get far with this attitude DO8 14h Like Reply maha bro this wasnt in front of you just sayin. steps off soapbox* Ok I'm done about me. Im good with my love life. Was just somethin I noticed today that I felt like talking about. But I hear you some dudes cant be okay with just being friends and it shows a great deal of immaturity. Thankfully that aint me. love ya'll #belowtheradar #ladies #fellastakenotes #LOVE #staylifted DOYou and 16 others 56 Comments Send Haha Comment 1 14h Like Reply Stop dating shitty women and generalizing... Write a reply... dont date shitty women anymore...the only girl in my li... See More Write a commen... GIF A 2 A Goes on long nice guy rant, says girls should be w him, backpedals - says rant isn’t about him
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Anime, Apparently, and Ass: File: furies ipg (405 KB, 1296x968) 631157670 631165562 >»631166037 Anonymous 07/29/15(Wed)08:18:07 No.631156939 Alright boys, sit down for a tale of the most Autistic kid I have ever had the displeasure of running into Wolfman Greg >Re me >Be 16, around 2000 a popular kid either Kinda did my cwn thing really >Shared World History with this kid >His name was Greg il from arace and into autism >Greg at this point was quiet, and reserved, never did anything to get bullied >Especially after Columbine >Fnday b g to change soon >That Monday >Apparently Greg's parents had bought him a computer, and an Intenet connection sHe hvigusly hadn't showered at all since friday >He didn't really pay attention during class and was mostly drawing in his notebook >His smell was palpable Grea collected his things and headed for the door >Not before he bumped into a guy named Mike kewas hot pleased with Greg's odor >Greg stood silent for a moment >And then he did it Mike iust ushed Grea out of the way and made his way into the hallway and walked to his next class >The rest of the kids gave Greq a strange room for the rest of the day 631160061 631160215 631165562 >631165642 631165921 Anonymous 07/29/15(Wed)08:26:44 No.631158773 File: 1437110427545.ipg (418 KB. 1955x2048) day Appars sinstead he bought a gray hoodie, and some cloth >And sewed some years to the hood >At least he showered this time Greg didn't do his homework the night before >The teac her was this really nice vegan lady from Oregon >She was a little pushy with homework but that was it really ork to be passed up front >She askd theirs >"Greg? Where's your homework? >Silence 3She anproached his desk >The room was stranoely tense, before this Grea was a good student >She was standing at Greg's desk 3She reached out for a niece of paper she assumed was his homework >And then he snapped at her >Not like screaming or yelling, but he he bite her >The teacher gasped >Grea just got up and Naruto ran out of the room hing before and we were really taken aback by him trying to bite the teacher, but the way he ran >No one saw Greg for the rest >Apparently he got on a table, curled up into a ball and tried to nap Indian man in charge didn't care enough to bother him of the day until one of the Stoner kids reported seeing Greq in after school detention Anonymous 07/29/15(Wed)08:35:48 No.631160463 File: 1432672843827 ipg (1.79 MB, 5000x5000) 631160790 >631161301631165562 >Wednesday >Greg apparently wanted to make it up to the teacher euse er rold broke down vcle SOneele >She had what was left of a bug on her cheek that she missed She walked into class ten minutes after class started >She apologized for her being late >Greg walked up to her >Hood up >Shitty cloth ears flopping >She looked at him puzzled ant to tell me Greg? She was probably hoping for an apoloqy >Greg grabbed her face paper in his hand He nad lold And licked her cheek >And the bug quts too Grea then tueked the nanor into her breast pocket and sat back down >The teacher, as a testament to her character, pretended that never happened >The class went on as normal verge of tears the entire time while we were talking about the Boxer Rebellion When the bell rang again, Greg bolted full Naruto style out of the room >His hoodie came loose and fell off hair >Revealing a really shitty attempt at anime >After school as I was walking home I saw our US History teacher talking to the school cop >With her equally vegan and upset boyfriend there too We didn't see Grea for two weeks after that Anonymous 07/29/15(Wed)08:47:48 No.631162869 File: Scared ipg (67 KB, 656x584) 631163694631164020 631164078631164239631165562 Thursday, two weeks after the incident >Grea was back >If you think he was bad after a weekend of early 2000s Internet, Greg has been SCARED He clearly hadn't showered, at all He looked like he slept, ate and shat in the gray eared hoodie He reoked very poorly made tail to the back d >By this time we we The teacher decided to hold class outdoors for once to demonstrate some things >As soon as we got outside, everyone put themselves up wind of Greg Evnthing was coing fine we were discussing the Battle of Somme in the gentle Arizona winter Greg, what are you doing? >All eyes shot to Greg to see what horror we were about to witness with one hand in th He didn't andwor >Everyone turned back to our teacher PAnd then the digging got more ferocious e grounds keepers worked really hard to grow that grass!" >No answer, he kept digging Greg!" tensified Grestop ar Still nothing Mike stood up and started walking towards Greg to stop him had a foot deep hole about square foot wide >Fvervone stonned >Their faces when >Greg tumed around SAnd started to poo >Oh God the stench Evione flinned and oot as far away from him as possible >Greg managed to fill the entire hole up >He then lifted his pants And then buried it >The 9/10 goth girl fainted Greg got sent to the office And was sent home for the day 631164732 631164845631164983 631165088 631165130631165135631165162631165268631165307 Anonymous 07/29/15(Wed)08:56.32 No.631164486 631185639 22631166136 File: XaviOda jpg (19 KB, 320x240) Friday >Greg was tolerable that day, nothing happened The following Monday to class >Like realy late >The poor teacher marked him absent >Half way through the treaty of Versailles quess who showed up >And the horrar >We didn't see it at first, or for the next ten minutes we heard it Acnch >And not the normal granola kind >Like the wet, gross kind iting into a bone would make >The girl in front of Grea turneod around >She flipped her shit Greg what the fuckl" SA half eaten bird >He was late bec ause of this l aleo wotod to throw because he managed to catch a bird, kill it, and partially eat it The teacher approached him and attempted >Greg wasn't having it rescue the poor avian creature from this kid >A had o landed a bite on her >Mike had enough of this shit >Before he could react though Greg through his meal at him >The distraction worked o over a desk >He failed and landed face first on the tile >Luckily he had enough time to get up, spit out some blood and Naruto run out of the room eneheied te wcks of school bec ause of an infection though 31166912631166935631166956 631167039 22631167068 631167080 6311 Anonymous 07/29/15(Wed)09:06:19 No.631166557 ile: 1437626420912.ipg (298 KB, 1024x768) >About a week into our poor teacher's absence >The substitute put us in the computer lab to research some shit: Thanks to her fatness and her odor, she was immune to Greq's smell barrier >Qur schedule was fucked that day >They were having a assembly for 8th graders that would be attending next vear >So we only had our first class that >For eight hours We broke for lunch, nothing weird happened with Greg, yet. Swhen we got back though, shit started happening >Evervone had the post lunch sleepies >Half the class was napping at their terminals was helping the 9/10 aoth gid work on her Horror novel >Wasn't too bad except for some grammar errors >And we were flirting >The substitute fell asleep at some point, leaving Greg free to do as he pleased >And he was really pleasing himself T happened to glance up and catch it >Grea was jacking it pretty hard >He must have just started because no one seems to have noticed yet ou stanng a- OH MY GOD >The aoth gid This in tum drew attention to Greg Who happened to start climaxing >The next five seconds was beautiful the Grea nanicked mid cu >Instead of tuning off the computer a pushed the monitor off the desk p getting cum every the tard wranglers e ended >He was transferred out of regular classes >But this was not the end of Wolfman Greg d)09:19.31 No.,631168892 250x213) 29. File: 14315458 10401 gif (1.5 MB We went a month without Greg shenanigans l even managed to sleep with the goth girl a couple of times outside of class >He didn't speak much, but we nicknamed him "8 Ball 8 Ball didn't take Greg's shit, except for letting him growl or whine once in a while the end of Junior year we thought we had heard the last of Wolfman Greg >None >l unch time l was sitting with the Goth Girl, Marian and her gaggle of dark brooding sisters tables were >We were talking about Poe when it happened >The doors to the tard building burst open was Greg I watch him sprint out, howling >8 Ball no where to be seen en Grea wondered around for a hit before singling out prev This noor shy gid named Marissa >He snuck up behind her >Oh God dher to the table >And pretended to mount her >He had his dick out and was rubbing it on the back Wing like a woll te cattered f her sweater This had to be the final straw >This went on for what felt like forever 8 Ball finaly ehowed un after getting Arby's >Greg was expelled after this and labeled a sex offender >Marissa dropped out >That was the end of Wolfman Grea for high school I have ONE more, this happened six months ago Anonymous 07/29/15(Wed)09.31:26 No.631171137 File: LTXeu.ipg (127 KB, 800x853) Greg was allowed to join our class. Not join me in hitting that sweet pale ass in the back, and n the hood of my old CRX. I can drop that green text if omvone's interoster Six months ago seeing Greg He had left my mind entirelv >Driving through my old town to visit my folks >Then I see it >is that? >No fucking way >Holy shit its Tucking Greg Lom in furkino aw that he's got a sweet scooter and I'm on a second had liter bike >Nearly rear end a taxi >He pulls up next to me sna lcan fucking smell him through my helmet l nearly puke >Manage to distance myself from him and get to my parents place >Decide to meet up with some old friends for a nde >Step outside fucking Vespa in the neiahbor's drive wav >No >lgnore it and go cruise w hours later sVesna still th >Please no >Greg lives next door to my folks now Facebook Grea's folks died and he inherted a large chunk of change >Bought the house next to my parents > Is a complete neet. 1/2 A File: 1427957849766 ong (97 K s 07/29/15(Wed)09:38:56 No.631172339M 460x470) 631171137 anything but browse the Internet probably and do Wolfman things >Try to not let this crush my soul and crawl into my old bunk bed to sleep for the night >As l'm drifting off to the though of making the Goth Girl of yesteryear swallow my cum and calling it st'e furking howling >God dammit Greg >My boner is ruined It's loud too ing howling keeps me up until 3am L finaly fell asleep Wake up the next moming 60 through the day with my folks a shell of my formor self >lt happens aqgain >The terror is replaced with rage no window This is it "Greal It's 11 o'clock at night! I have to >Slam window home tomorrow and I need sleep! SHUT THE FUCK UP" SFall asleep and leave the next moming >A few months later mom calls me The cops entered Greg's home due to a smell complaint >Crea was deod >I inadvertently got him to kill himself ut the bou tom don It's now an empty lot >But I, and hundreds of others still remember Wolfman Greg God speed, vou magnificent. early furry trash bastard. Wolf man Greg
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Old, Boy, and Jasper: Rescued Jasper when he was 7 years old, couldn't believe anybody would give up such a sweet boy.

Rescued Jasper when he was 7 years old, couldn't believe anybody would give up such a sweet boy.

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Birthday, Party, and Happy: HappY BreTHOAY We threw a sweet sixteen birthday party for my dog. That’s 112 in dog years. w o w .

We threw a sweet sixteen birthday party for my dog. That’s 112 in dog years. w o w .

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