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Ass, Bitch, and Bruh: this is so attractive to me You must think l'm a fucking joke right? Take that shit off instagram before I fuck you up deadass ! only nigga you need to be texting is me & tell whoever is in your dm to SMD, let me catch you doing some shit like that again & see what happens Bitches who think this is cute is the most dangerous set of bitches you can text. They are the reason I'm a terrible texter. I was in the process of talking to this girl named Monique. Now I love black women but they are so hard to run game at. I'm a @Genuineguy so you know I'm nice, kind, sweet and shit. But nah she wanted a niqqa who would put her in check. I mean I had Nikes but I ain't know what that meant to check a bitch. She then explained she wants me to put her In her place, let her know who's boss and bitch her around. I grew up in a house hold of women so they didn't tolerate me talking back. I'm hitting shorty up over text thinking she gonna be home chilling when she says she going to her ex boyfriend party. I knew that nigga was savage & would probably fuck my bitch off the strength he was light-skin. I'm hitting her back like nah you ain't going to that party. Real talk my niqqa dark skin girls really don't care what comes out they mouth. She texted me " listen lil niqqa you ain't my daddy smd and get off my line " shit made me kinda horny but I had to check this bitch. I'm getting ready to hit her back when my mom calls my phone. I ain't feel Like answering so I click the text reply " Call you back later " I play some chief keef to get me hyped up for this roast. I hit this bitch with some hard shit " BITCH FUCK OUTTA HEA YOU AINT GOING NO WHERE YOU STAYING HOME MATTA FACT YOU COMING HOME TO ME AND NECKING THE BROWN OFF MY MEAT AND THATS WORD TO LIL WAYNE. YOU STAY TRYING TO BE A THOT YOU NEED TO CHILL" yea I checked shawty when she texted back " lol thought so little Dyck " fuck she talking about ? I open the message and my message was gone. That's when my phone buzzed saying " that ass mine when I get home " Hol up the fuck just happen? I opened my mom text and everything I sent went to her. I confused Monique with mom. On everything bruh I tried to sleep before my mom got home but she ain't care. Shit that belt felt like a whip. Shit woke me up the same way my ancestors did on the plantation. Smh my texting skills were never the same. I shed tears as I write this. 😭
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Booty, Bruh, and Chill: this ain't "chilling" @Genuineguy The Thot species is a very elegant species when in their natural habitat. But when you catch them out Their comfort zone your in trouble. You can't make love to a Thot. I tried and learned that the hard way. I made that mistake a few years ago in the summer. I had summer school not cause I'm dumb or anything but my mom believe in that higher learning shit. I hop on the bus on my home to head to the park and get some buckets when I reunited with a old crush from school. She was pretty washed up but still do-able so I tried to get on that. We exchanged aims and talked over the summer. I was trying to see if she was still down but she was talking about im not like that no more and I changed. change? Thots don't change shawty thought this was Digimon where she can just evolve smh. Im texting her heavy when she tells me she had the free crib and wanted to chill. I was trying to crack The Da Vinci code to getting neck and I may have found my opening. I'm at her house and we kicking it watching tv and I'm eating up her snacks. I ain't come here for snacks I came for booty and I ain't have much time. She stands up to change the channel when I sprung up behind and grabbed her waist. Yea I'm smooth with it had her knees Weak like D Rose. I remember a porno when the dude start kissing on her neck so I did that too. That's when she said " Nigga this ain't chilling " I kept going THO. I attempted to give her a hickey when my mouth became utterly bitter. I'm like " yoo why Ya neck so greasy "? That's where my horninest closed my casket. She said " That's my Eczema cream you licking " bruh I had to zoom out and see what I was getting into. Shorty neck looked like a the floors in Home Depot. Shit was ashy and rigid with bumps. I fainted like my Pokemon in the Pokemon Leaugue. I went to the bathroom and saw I had a Bum Bump on my lip. I ran home bruh. My mouth never been the same. I don't give out hickeys no more. I never found out if she was a Thot.. The world may never know.. 😢
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