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Cats, Trap, and Who: Who says that a cat's belly is a trap?

Who says that a cat's belly is a trap?

Trap, It's a Trap, and Yes: Yes, she sleeps like that sometimes. Yes it's a trap.

Yes, she sleeps like that sometimes. Yes it's a trap.

Cute, Mrw, and Trap: IT'S A TRAP! MRW earlier today whilst deep in the bowels of r/all and I see a cute chick, then scroll and see a huge swollen member

MRW earlier today whilst deep in the bowels of r/all and I see a cute chick, then scroll and see a huge swollen member

Alive, Baseball, and Craigslist: Guys mess me years, so some revenge with for 7 I get slight This is the one time I felt proud of myself in my life. Let me set the stage The revenge happened about 5 years ago. I came from a well-off family. We weren't rich but we weren't poor. Well, when I was 8 my dad died in a car accident from a truck driver who ran a red light. My mom ended up having to work as a part time escort just for a little extra cash to keep me and my sister alive Me and my little sister ended up moving schools because she got expelled for attacking a kid. She had autism and sometimes she gets mad to the point of violence At the new school, I immediately started getting bullied for being a trap. I was tormented by this one group of kids constantly for 7 years. They mocked my sister for being autistic and said that "I'm probably gonna follow in my mom's footsteps of sucking dick for money". Everyday it was non-stop torment. In my senior year of high-school, I had had enough. I enacted my revenge during the last month of school. The months prior to this I had been studying up on their schedules. Where they go after school, when they leave, when they arrive, where they live, etc. It was very stalker-y but idk fam. Then, after countless stalking and planning, I was ready First off, some minuscule things. I poked simple holes all around there water bottles so when they opened them it leaked everywhere. I unscrewed their desk legs to make their desks break even from slight pressure. I did everything I could to agitate them. Then I went onto bigger things. I'd spray coyote urine on their stuff and then filled them with animal shit. I wrecked their stuff beyond comprehension. They did worse to me throughout my life and they deserved it Now here's where it gets really, well, illegal. They all play baseball together, so I decided to hit them there. They went to baseball practice, and I followed behind them. They left the locker room and I went in there and did some practice of my own. I brought a machete and went to town. Their bags were ripped to shreds. 3 of the 7 had wood baseball bats, so I destroyed those. I also set up a trap for them, when they opened their bags a M-80 would ignite. I put a metric tonne of river clay in their car transmissions and set up beds of nails in front of their tires. I wanted them to suffer Here's where it's really illegal. I went to the main bully's house. He is an asshole. He purposefully dislocated my shoulder for no reason once. He's the one that said the thing about my following my mom's footsteps. He's pissed on me, he's assaulted me. He broke me, and I was gonna get my revenge. I waited for him to leave home and broke in. I crawled into his window and started having some fun. I disassembled his bed and computer. I moved a bunch of stuff in their house around, I turned on all the lights, all the burners, the showers, sinks, everything. I busted massive holes in their walls. I made a craigslist ad advertising free anal for a "petite gay guy" and put his address and phone number. I opened a bunch of gay porn and viruses onto his computer. I changed all their passwords, even their internet password. To top it all off, I followed a lesson from my idol, The PB. I went up to his room, took some laxatives, and coated his room in shit and piss. I wiped myself up, crawled back out and left. I left no trace of it being me in there, but I'm guessing he knew. I overheard that the utility bill was extremely high and that he couldn't sleep in his room. He started failing at a high rate, turns out he figured out it was me, attacked me and got expelled. I don't know if I was in the right to do all of what I did, but I was proud and still am Long Post
Anime, Bodies , and Dude: "Is it gay to love traps?" PLATO: "For a man to love traps is not gay by any measure, for traps embody the true form of feminine Beauty, which suffers no constraint by any earthly gender but is rather fulfilled in all feminine bodies regardless of their biological origins. For example, one might love and admire a statue of a woman, but we would women, it must be fundamentally gay to love them, for the never call such a person a statue-lover, for it is the form of differentia of a trap is the quality of "having been raised the Female which is instantiated in the statue that this person admires; likewise with traps. We see that there are exclusion of women of other heights, we would say that some who love traps but despise overly-masculine bodies, this person is a lover of "tallness". Likewise, if one were to and for these people, it is not proper to speak of them as being gay at all, for the nature of gayness, if gayness were would say that this person is a lover of the differentiating to exist, is the love of a gender which is the same as yours quality of traps, which is "having been raised as boys This love is something which has its timeless origin in the and hence that this person is straight in some ways, but domain of Forms before it could ever become instantiated also gay. For it is the differences between species from in the world of bodies. Therefore, it is not gay to love traps, which we derive our definitions. So long as the distinction for one loves not the earthly body of a young boy but a transcendent Woman-Beauty that is fundamentally female in nature and completely incorporeal. ARISTOTLE: "Suppose, for the sake of argument, that traps were just a species within the genus of women, just as "tall women" are. This would mean that traps are women, which makes it not gay for a man to love them However, insofar as traps exist as a distinct species of as a boy". If one were to be a lover of tall women to the love trap-women, to the exclusion of other women, we between trap-women and non-trap-women exists, it must be at least a little gay to love traps. And if it is at least a little bit gay to love traps, then it is certainly gay. DIOGENES: "Lmao dude, who giveth a fuck about gender-distinctions when you can celebrate the wedding hymn of your right hand to any person you want?" What it means to be an intellectual
Anime, Bodies , and Dude: "Is it gay to love traps?" PLATO: "For a man to love traps is not gay by any measure, for traps embody the true form of feminine Beauty, which suffers no constraint by any earthly gender but is rather fulfilled in all feminine bodies regardless of their biological origins. For example, one might love and admire a statue of a woman, but we would women, it must be fundamentally gay to love them, for the never call such a person a statue-lover, for it is the form of differentia of a trap is the quality of "having been raised the Female which is instantiated in the statue that this person admires; likewise with traps. We see that there are exclusion of women of other heights, we would say that some who love traps but despise overly-masculine bodies, this person is a lover of "tallness". Likewise, if one were to and for these people, it is not proper to speak of them as being gay at all, for the nature of gayness, if gayness were would say that this person is a lover of the differentiating to exist, is the love of a gender which is the same as yours quality of traps, which is "having been raised as boys This love is something which has its timeless origin in the and hence that this person is straight in some ways, but domain of Forms before it could ever become instantiated also gay. For it is the differences between species from in the world of bodies. Therefore, it is not gay to love traps, which we derive our definitions. So long as the distinction for one loves not the earthly body of a young boy but a transcendent Woman-Beauty that is fundamentally female in nature and completely incorporeal. ARISTOTLE: "Suppose, for the sake of argument, that traps were just a species within the genus of women, just as "tall women" are. This would mean that traps are women, which makes it not gay for a man to love them However, insofar as traps exist as a distinct species of as a boy". If one were to be a lover of tall women to the love trap-women, to the exclusion of other women, we between trap-women and non-trap-women exists, it must be at least a little gay to love traps. And if it is at least a little bit gay to love traps, then it is certainly gay. DIOGENES: "Lmao dude, who giveth a fuck about gender-distinctions when you can celebrate the wedding hymn of your right hand to any person you want?" Saw this on the PhilosophyMemes. Many thumbs up to the one who came up with it.