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College, Dad, and Funny: steph @StephKinmon Follow yeah mickey mouse is cool and all, but can we talk about goofy for a sec?? he was a SINGLE DAD who raised his son, and wher he lost his job he went back to college so he could get a job to support his son. that mouse has nothing on this dog. Goofy = GOAT https://t.co/w8zNujJpiW

Goofy = GOAT https://t.co/w8zNujJpiW

Girl, World, and Her: It's not about giving her the world, it's about making her feel like she's the only girl in it. ILES

Memes, News, and Shit: Democrats and Republicans reading their favorite news sources to be told what to be particularly outraged about this week. LIBER (DG) Miss me with that sheep shit.

(DG) Miss me with that sheep shit.

Crime, Fake, and News: The Fake News is not mentioning the safety and security of our country when talking about illegal immigration. Our immigration laws are the weakest and worst anywhere in the world, and the Dems will do anything not to change them and to obstruct- want open borders which means crime! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP The Fake News won't talk about it. Our immigration laws are the weakest and worst anywhere in the world!

The Fake News won't talk about it. Our immigration laws are the weakest and worst anywhere in the world!

America, Memes, and Spanish: Kaz Weida @kazweida You up, America? Me too. Just lying here worrying if they read the little ones a bedtime story. Do they read it in Spanish? Are there cribs for the babies? Does anyone hold them when they cry at night? I have many horrible, horrible questions about tender age internment camps.

Memes, To Kill a Mockingbird, and Bible: Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the (another. There are just some kind of men who're so busy worrying about the next world they've never learned to live in this one, and you can look down the street and see the results. Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird Such a timeless quote.

Such a timeless quote.

Memes, 🤖, and Planet: There are over 7. billion people on this planet I Tike about 6 of you cunts Just a friendly reminder. Cun Tee Shirt Co.

Just a friendly reminder. Cun Tee Shirt Co.

Memes, Boobs, and 🤖: This woman is changing the way we think about SAGGY BOOBS attn: This woman is changing the way we think about saggy boobs.

This woman is changing the way we think about saggy boobs.

Donald Trump, Shit, and Black: STAY DANGEROUS @YG We told y'all squares FUCK TRUMP 2 years ago, Y'all wanna start talking now tho. Y'all ain't shit! BLACK & BROWN PRIDE, Help them kids人 6/20/18, 6:07 PM YG speaks out about Donald Trump 👀 @YG https://t.co/gekAn9cft4

YG speaks out about Donald Trump 👀 @YG https://t.co/gekAn9cft4

Family, Memes, and Porn: Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii Last month Democrats loved a porn star. This month they are all about family values. Well, they are flexible, I give them that! 6/19/18, 9:41 AM Well, there is that...

Well, there is that...

God, Life, and Memes: like whats the average lifespan of an asgardian? like yeah thor is 1500 but what if thats just like 23 in human terms petermaodmott googled "asgardian lifespan" found this, Well, simply put about 5100 years. Loki commented this to Odin in Thor The Dark World" when Odin said they were not gods, but lived and died just as humans did. Loki said "give or take 5000 years, So if the average human lives to be around 80 or so, then an Asgardan would ive to be about 5100. hare improve thiwe so if thor is currently 1500 years old (said in infinity war) 5100/1500-34 so thors current age times 3.4 would be the averago lifespan of an asgardian to change that to human terms the average lifospan of a human is about 80 so 80/3.4 23.5294118 Isdmkfgidfjsd oh my God... thor really out here having the worst time of his life and hes like 23 thor ain't special, we're all out here having the worst time of our lde at 23 nycstark so out of curiosity iwent to loki's wiki and looked up his age and it says he's about 1052-1053 so i did the same math 5100/1052 4.85 then to change to human terms 80/4.85 16.4948 LOKI WAS 16 THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME you say that lika it doebn't explain every goddamn thing about Loki Source: petermaximott 107,122 notes

College, Dad, and Dank: steph @StephKinmon Follow yeah mickey mouse is cool and all, but can we talk about goofy for a sec?? he was a SINGLE DAD who raised his son, and when he lost his job he went back to college so he could get a job to support his son. that mouse has nothing on this dog

Alive, Bad, and Fashion: REMEMBERING LEON WHITE I was preparing to fly out to Denver for an episode of Monday Night Raw in October, 2016 when my wife called to tell me that Leon White had left a few messages on my answering machine. I figured he must have wanted to get together while WWE was in town, and got on my flight, thinking I would catch up with him the next day – that we would grab lunch before the show, or he could come backstage and hang out with some of the guys. But that next day, my wife asked me again to call him, telling me of the urgency in his voice, and how it seemed very important. As it turned out, Leon wasn’t calling me to have lunch, catch up, or to hang out backstage. He was calling me as a friend, telling me that he had been diagnosed with congestive heart failure, and had been given two years to live. On Monday night, one year and eight months after telling me of his diagnosis, Leon White passed away, leaving behind him a loving son, a legacy as one of the very best big men to ever grace the ring (the very best, in my opinion) and a great mystery as to why one of the biggest drawing cards of his era has yet to be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. No matter how many times I talked with Leon, the conversation would eventually turn to the Hall of Fame, and I would constantly tell him that no one or no thing, not even his absence from the WWE Hall of Fame could take away from what he had accomplished around the world. He was quite simply one of the biggest stars our business has ever known. He worked hard. He worked injured. He brought out the very best in so many people he faced – including me. On a worldwide basis he was so much bigger and meant so much more to our business than so many people who have gone on to receive far more accolades - including me, including just about everyone. A few years ago, I was honored to be asked by Leon to write the forward for his book. I did my very best to come up with something that was worthy of the man and his body of outstanding work. I said a lot of the things I really felt needed to be said at that time – and probably need to be repeated now, more than ever. FOREWARD: by Mick Foley I had a unique problem in the spring of 1993 for which there was really only one solution. I had become a babyface - a good guy for Ted Turner's World Championship Wrestling (WCW) - a few months earlier, and things were going fairly well with one exception; it was difficult for me to get sympathy from the fans. As a heel, a bad guy, I'd been portrayed as a guy who thrived on pain, maybe even liked it - which helped create a very interesting wrestling villain persona. It did not, however, make for a terribly sympathetic portrait as a good guy. I requested a meeting with WCW booker Dusty Rhodes, and together we came up with a plan to combat the sympathy problem. Quite simply, I would wrestle Vader. Two matches, twenty stitches, a broken nose, and a memorable ambulance ride later, my sympathy problem was a thing of the past. Vader had cured it. It was almost impossible not to feel a sense of sympathy for an opponent of Leon White during his career as Vader. To me, he was the most believable, most talented "monster" wrestler of his generation. No one was better at being the immovable object, that inpenetrable wall than Leon White. Eventually - if you worked hard enough, and if it was in the interest of doing business - the object would move and the wall would crumble in spectacular fashion. But if you were his opponent, he'd make damn sure that you were the very best irresistible force you could possibly be - or he'd eat you alive. The price you paid to be the best you could be against Vader was high - but the rewards for going places you didn't know you could go, until he helped you get there, were even higher. Every year fans wonder if Leon and White will finally be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame, and every year, most of those HOF slots are filled by wrestlers who didn't draw a fraction of the money, or contribute to the wrestling business on nearly the level that Leon White/Vader did. I'm not belittling the importance of the WWE Hall of Fame. Indeed, being inducted was one of the personal highlights of my career. But the selection process is more than a little subjective in nature. In the event that he continues to be overlooked, let me put forth my criteria for which Leon White should not only be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame, but be considered one of the greatest, most influential wrestlers of his generation. 1) He drew more money, with a wider variety of opponents, for different promotions, on a global basis, than just about any of his contemporaries. Basically, until WWE tried to fix something that wasn't broken, Vader was money everywhere he went. 2) He brought out the best in his opponents. Vader "paid it forward" by bringing out the very best in some of the greatest stars of his time, and of all time. 3) His matches stand the test of time. No matter what trends the business may go through, Vader's believable brawling, combined with his impressive athleticism will never go out of style. 4) He was able to turn a 6'4, 300 pound maniac with a love for pain into a sympathetic underdog. Who's the man? Leon White was, and always will be. Rest in peace, my friend.

$Alive, Bad, and Fashion: REMEMBERING LEON WHITE I was preparing to fly out to Denver for an episode of Monday Night Raw in October, 2016 when my wife called to tell me that Leon White had left a few messages on my answering machine. I figured he must have wanted to get together while WWE was in town, and got on my flight, thinking I would catch up with him the next day – that we would grab lunch before the show, or he could come backstage and hang out with some of the guys. But that next day, my wife asked me again to call him, telling me of the urgency in his voice, and how it seemed very important. As it turned out, Leon wasn’t calling me to have lunch, catch up, or to hang out backstage. He was calling me as a friend, telling me that he had been diagnosed with congestive heart failure, and had been given two years to live. On Monday night, one year and eight months after telling me of his diagnosis, Leon White passed away, leaving behind him a loving son, a legacy as one of the very best big men to ever grace the ring (the very best, in my opinion) and a great mystery as to why one of the biggest drawing cards of his era has yet to be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. No matter how many times I talked with Leon, the conversation would eventually turn to the Hall of Fame, and I would constantly tell him that no one or no thing, not even his absence from the WWE Hall of Fame could take away from what he had accomplished around the world. He was quite simply one of the biggest stars our business has ever known. He worked hard. He worked injured. He brought out the very best in so many people he faced – including me. On a worldwide basis he was so much bigger and meant so much more to our business than so many people who have gone on to receive far more accolades - including me, including just about everyone. A few years ago, I was honored to be asked by Leon to write the forward for his book. I did my very best to come up with something that was worthy of the man and his body of outstanding work. I said a lot of the things I really felt needed to be said at that time – and probably need to be repeated now, more than ever. FOREWARD: by Mick Foley I had a unique problem in the spring of 1993 for which there was really only one solution. I had become a babyface - a good guy for Ted Turner's World Championship Wrestling (WCW) - a few months earlier, and things were going fairly well with one exception; it was difficult for me to get sympathy from the fans. As a heel, a bad guy, I'd been portrayed as a guy who thrived on pain, maybe even liked it - which helped create a very interesting wrestling villain persona. It did not, however, make for a terribly sympathetic portrait as a good guy. I requested a meeting with WCW booker Dusty Rhodes, and together we came up with a plan to combat the sympathy problem. Quite simply, I would wrestle Vader. Two matches, twenty stitches, a broken nose, and a memorable ambulance ride later, my sympathy problem was a thing of the past. Vader had cured it. It was almost impossible not to feel a sense of sympathy for an opponent of Leon White during his career as Vader. To me, he was the most believable, most talented "monster" wrestler of his generation. No one was better at being the immovable object, that inpenetrable wall than Leon White. Eventually - if you worked hard enough, and if it was in the interest of doing business - the object would move and the wall would crumble in spectacular fashion. But if you were his opponent, he'd make damn sure that you were the very best irresistible force you could possibly be - or he'd eat you alive. The price you paid to be the best you could be against Vader was high - but the rewards for going places you didn't know you could go, until he helped you get there, were even higher. Every year fans wonder if Leon and White will finally be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame, and every year, most of those HOF slots are filled by wrestlers who didn't draw a fraction of the money, or contribute to the wrestling business on nearly the level that Leon White/Vader did. I'm not belittling the importance of the WWE Hall of Fame. Indeed, being inducted was one of the personal highlights of my career. But the selection process is more than a little subjective in nature. In the event that he continues to be overlooked, let me put forth my criteria for which Leon White should not only be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame, but be considered one of the greatest, most influential wrestlers of his generation. 1) He drew more money, with a wider variety of opponents, for different promotions, on a global basis, than just about any of his contemporaries. Basically, until WWE tried to fix something that wasn't broken, Vader was money everywhere he went. 2) He brought out the best in his opponents. Vader "paid it forward" by bringing out the very best in some of the greatest stars of his time, and of all time. 3) His matches stand the test of time. No matter what trends the business may go through, Vader's believable brawling, combined with his impressive athleticism will never go out of style. 4) He was able to turn a 6'4, 300 pound maniac with a love for pain into a sympathetic underdog. Who's the man? Leon White was, and always will be. Rest in peace, my friend.$