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jackmeatington: IM ON THE FUCKING FLOOR This is the best thing I’ve read all day; Im logging off to reflect and think about this some more. : My [23M] girlfriend [23F of one year draws erotic comics featuring me and my best friend [23M] by 3rfjdsf self.relationship_advice /relationship_advice 6 hours ago 4 comments 207 points l accidentally found a folder with these drawings at her place the other day. She had already left for work so I had some time to thoroughly study them. IThey are drawn in manga style, so they read from right to left which took me a short time to figure out. There were three different stories, all involving some sort of plot (in one of them it s mentioned that my girlfriend is out of town to visit he parents so my friend decides to crash at my place, even- tually he confesses his love to me and things escalate from there ...) and eventually leading to sex (like full on pornographic drawings), all featuring as the protagonists me and my best (male) friend; she can draw us quite well but also didnt bother to change the names or anything I had known that she draws stuff and is quite good at it but I had never imagined that some of it was like this I guess she likes to imagine me and my friend being together? We are kind of close, like we hang out all the time, we even hug sometimes, support and try to cheer the other up when he's feeling down and have even joked about dating each other if we didn't have girlfriends. However these were purely jokes since we are both straight. And it's silly but I've been reading these three stories and always it's me who's being seduced, like l always get the submissive role. Which really shouldn't bother me that much but to be honest I just don't like that my girlfriend apparently sees me like that. I'm not sure where to go from here Should I confront her about it or just leave it be? l'm also not sure if I should tell my friend about it, we usually tell each other everything but l fear it might weird him out. tl;dr: Girlfriend draws erotic comics featuring me and my best friend. Not sure whether to bring it up but finding out about it made me feel quite uncomfortable jackmeatington: IM ON THE FUCKING FLOOR This is the best thing I’ve read all day; Im logging off to reflect and think about this some more. 
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Tumblr Is….?: TUMBLR GETS EVIL #6 More Tumbir stürrat FACEBOOK.COM/BESTTUMBLRSTUFF westhorbaptstohurch When you make your friend isugh whie drinking something and they amost choke ta death UBRARY CARD idp bowerfees bike 1 tyleroakley obeema Souron payinduatrial gayindustrialcomplex fag3000 gavindustrialcomplex Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck did you eat your parents How about you mind your own business 2 160.006 notas one time my parents were gone for the weekend so i took everything in the house and moved it five inches to the left. it was subtle enough that it wasn't obvious but they felt like something was off when they got back and they kept bumping into the corners of tables and couches i am a cruel man 4 There are just some sounds that everyone loves: . Shoes on gravel .Crackling of a fire The snapping of necks of those who think they can disrespect you .Cats purring yesterdayisadisgrace: liar-liar-plants-for-higher: chompyface: do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck Well, that took an unexpected turn. so did their neck gaurians 6 atect gaycins once when i was itte, i clamed it was a teacher's work day so1 wouldn't have to go to school and mam's not an idiot so of course it didnt work but when we got to the school we tound it nas a teacher's work day and that made me think i had super powers so istarted trying to kit classmates with my mind to confim the theory You thought you had super powers so you immediately amempted to murder everyone go big or go home the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up or skin them and wear their face as a hat Whoe therefriend You might need to clow down fFACEBOOK.COM/BESTTUMBLRSTUFF MC MEMECENTER.COM/VLADE 5 Tumblr Is….?
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Tumblr Is….?: TUMBLR GETS EVIL #6 More Tumbir stürrat FACEBOOK.COM/BESTTUMBLRSTUFF westhorbaptstohurch When you make your friend isugh whie drinking something and they amost choke ta death UBRARY CARD idp bowerfees bike 1 tyleroakley obeema Souron payinduatrial gayindustrialcomplex fag3000 gavindustrialcomplex Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck did you eat your parents How about you mind your own business 2 160.006 notas one time my parents were gone for the weekend so i took everything in the house and moved it five inches to the left. it was subtle enough that it wasn't obvious but they felt like something was off when they got back and they kept bumping into the corners of tables and couches i am a cruel man 4 There are just some sounds that everyone loves: . Shoes on gravel .Crackling of a fire The snapping of necks of those who think they can disrespect you .Cats purring yesterdayisadisgrace: liar-liar-plants-for-higher: chompyface: do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck Well, that took an unexpected turn. so did their neck gaurians 6 atect gaycins once when i was itte, i clamed it was a teacher's work day so1 wouldn't have to go to school and mam's not an idiot so of course it didnt work but when we got to the school we tound it nas a teacher's work day and that made me think i had super powers so istarted trying to kit classmates with my mind to confim the theory You thought you had super powers so you immediately amempted to murder everyone go big or go home the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up or skin them and wear their face as a hat Whoe therefriend You might need to clow down fFACEBOOK.COM/BESTTUMBLRSTUFF MC MEMECENTER.COM/VLADE 5 Tumblr Is….?
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://googlebus.tumblr.com/post/148292213089">googlebus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://upperstory.tumblr.com/post/148277536798">upperstory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://googlebus.tumblr.com/post/148264286804">googlebus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>male feminist here I’d rather have sex with the first one :-) </p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mG0qw2oD1w1G_t4H4TK18Uw">@googlebus</a> women don’t contour so we can have sex with males. We do it because we feel fucking fabulous and it takes a surreal amount of skill and time why the fuck would we waste it getting all smeared up on the sheets when an incompetent male feminist cums too early and inadvertently ends up splashing us with a facial. This is not directed at you, googlebus, specifically but at all the misguided male feminists who think because they have a penis and they identify as feminists either to get pussy or to feel righteous that they have any right to an opinion about a woman’s body. Unless you’re actually a female identifying entity satirizing a male feminist in which case I’m sorry for my words and lack of ability to read sarcasm. In short, fuck you to all the male feminists who think any of us ladies give a flying fuck what you think about our contouring you DO NOT GET A HIGH FIVE BECAUSE YOU PREFER A NAKED FACE YOU NEED TO RECOGNIZE YOU ARE JUST THE NEXT EVOLUTION OF THE FEDORA WEARING “NICE GUY”.</p> </blockquote> <p>is the dragon single?</p> </blockquote> <p>Person: &ldquo;makes a joke about dating a Pokémon&rdquo;<br/>Tumblr feminist: *kicks down door* NOW WAIT JUST A SECOND YOU PROBLEMATIC FEDORA WEARING SHITLORD!!!!! </p><p>This is why we can&rsquo;t have nice things.</p>: before vs. after she contours <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://googlebus.tumblr.com/post/148292213089">googlebus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://upperstory.tumblr.com/post/148277536798">upperstory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://googlebus.tumblr.com/post/148264286804">googlebus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>male feminist here I’d rather have sex with the first one :-) </p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mG0qw2oD1w1G_t4H4TK18Uw">@googlebus</a> women don’t contour so we can have sex with males. We do it because we feel fucking fabulous and it takes a surreal amount of skill and time why the fuck would we waste it getting all smeared up on the sheets when an incompetent male feminist cums too early and inadvertently ends up splashing us with a facial. This is not directed at you, googlebus, specifically but at all the misguided male feminists who think because they have a penis and they identify as feminists either to get pussy or to feel righteous that they have any right to an opinion about a woman’s body. Unless you’re actually a female identifying entity satirizing a male feminist in which case I’m sorry for my words and lack of ability to read sarcasm. In short, fuck you to all the male feminists who think any of us ladies give a flying fuck what you think about our contouring you DO NOT GET A HIGH FIVE BECAUSE YOU PREFER A NAKED FACE YOU NEED TO RECOGNIZE YOU ARE JUST THE NEXT EVOLUTION OF THE FEDORA WEARING “NICE GUY”.</p> </blockquote> <p>is the dragon single?</p> </blockquote> <p>Person: &ldquo;makes a joke about dating a Pokémon&rdquo;<br/>Tumblr feminist: *kicks down door* NOW WAIT JUST A SECOND YOU PROBLEMATIC FEDORA WEARING SHITLORD!!!!! </p><p>This is why we can&rsquo;t have nice things.</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thatgryffinclawchick.tumblr.com/post/46097578407">thatgryffinclawchick</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mamasam.tumblr.com/post/46071690150">mamasam</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://seriouslyneglectedblog.tumblr.com/post/36355470482">seriouslyneglectedblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So I just need to get this off my chest:</p> <p>For me David Kawena from Lilo and Stitch is the ultimate Disney prince because he is there for Nani AND Lilo and even Stitch despite everything that’s going on in their lives. They’re going through some tough stuff. Their parents die and all of the sudden Nani has to be a mom to her sister who is socially awkward and depressed and that’s hard enough as it is and then she gets her this ‘dog’ and everything gets harder and even though she can’t return David’s feelings he’s still there for them through everything. Even aliens. He’s amazing. I was watching Lilo and Stitch with my niece the other day and I cried watching David go through it all. He is the perfect guy. Like I just get emotional thinking about him.</p> <p>Imagine if you had someone like David in your life - male or female. You would feel like a prince/princess even if you were living with next to nothing.</p> <p>David is the ultimate Disney prince - even though he isn’t a Disney prince. He should be considered one.</p> <p>Disney rant - over.</p> </blockquote> <p>Reminder that David:</p> <p>-has no curse to break<br/>-does not have a deadline/ultimatum to find a wife<br/>-has no financial/social gain from being with Nani<br/>-is told ¼ of the way into the movie that Nani is too busy to worry about dating him AND PROCEEDS TO BE HELPFUL AND SUPPORTIVE ANYWAY.</p> <p>David’s not a Disney prince because he’s too fucking awesome for that title. </p> </blockquote> <p>AN ACTUAL NON-IRONIC,NON-SELF DESCRIBING NICE GUY. </p> <p>A PROPER HUMAN BEING. </p> </blockquote>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thatgryffinclawchick.tumblr.com/post/46097578407">thatgryffinclawchick</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mamasam.tumblr.com/post/46071690150">mamasam</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://seriouslyneglectedblog.tumblr.com/post/36355470482">seriouslyneglectedblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So I just need to get this off my chest:</p> <p>For me David Kawena from Lilo and Stitch is the ultimate Disney prince because he is there for Nani AND Lilo and even Stitch despite everything that’s going on in their lives. They’re going through some tough stuff. Their parents die and all of the sudden Nani has to be a mom to her sister who is socially awkward and depressed and that’s hard enough as it is and then she gets her this ‘dog’ and everything gets harder and even though she can’t return David’s feelings he’s still there for them through everything. Even aliens. He’s amazing. I was watching Lilo and Stitch with my niece the other day and I cried watching David go through it all. He is the perfect guy. Like I just get emotional thinking about him.</p> <p>Imagine if you had someone like David in your life - male or female. You would feel like a prince/princess even if you were living with next to nothing.</p> <p>David is the ultimate Disney prince - even though he isn’t a Disney prince. He should be considered one.</p> <p>Disney rant - over.</p> </blockquote> <p>Reminder that David:</p> <p>-has no curse to break<br/>-does not have a deadline/ultimatum to find a wife<br/>-has no financial/social gain from being with Nani<br/>-is told ¼ of the way into the movie that Nani is too busy to worry about dating him AND PROCEEDS TO BE HELPFUL AND SUPPORTIVE ANYWAY.</p> <p>David’s not a Disney prince because he’s too fucking awesome for that title. </p> </blockquote> <p>AN ACTUAL NON-IRONIC,NON-SELF DESCRIBING NICE GUY. </p> <p>A PROPER HUMAN BEING. </p> </blockquote>
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