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        fierceawakening:
adelmortescryche:
Reblogging for other diasporic and expat folk. Especially non-caucasian diasporic and expat folk. Some things change when you shift countries. Keep the changes in mind. 

Whenever I see this I wonder what the gun guys think about it.
: What should I absolutely not do when visiting the USA?
 Charlie Knoles, I have lived in 5 countries and am an Aussie expat in
 the USA
 Answered 2d ago
 +
 Don't get out of your car ifyou get pulled over by police.
 I was pulled over by a police officer while driving in Iowa. It was one week afterI
 had arrived in the USA for the first time. I had accidentally made a minor
 mistake disobeying a traffic sign. Back home in Australia it's considered polite to
 get out of your car and walk over to the police officer's car and hand him your
 license so he doesn't have to get out of his seat. I wanted to be extra polite so I
 immediately jumped out of my car and walked towards his car while reaching
 into my back pocket.
 I'm lucky to be alive.
 If you come from a gun-free country like the UK or Australia you don't have any
 natural instinct for gun culture. You don't realize that police assume that
 everyone is armed.
 Things got immediately serious. The police officer's hand went to his weapon
 and I responded by dropping to my knees with my hands up. He yelled a bunch
 of things at me but my memory is vague because my heartbeat was suddenly
 pulsing in my ears blotting out all sound. I don't know if he drew his weapon or
 not. I was staring intently at the ground, shaking and trying to project non-
 threatening vibes. My next memory is that there were three police cars around
 me and a bunch of cops who'd been called for backup. They were all keeping
 their hands close to their guns. After some time passed (a minute? 30 minutes?I
 have no idea) the tensions de-escalated and they told me to get up. I gave the
 officer my license and tried to explain why I'd approached him. It was completely
 incomprehensible to him that there was a place where people don't fear cops and
 vice versa at traffic stops. It was as though I was trying to tell him that I came
 from Narnia and our cops were all talking animals.
 I've spoken to several British people, New Zealanders, and Australians who have
 shared almost identical stories. They really need to put signs up in all major US
 airports.
 Don't get out of your car if stopped by police. They will assume you are
 armed and they might shoot you.
fierceawakening:
adelmortescryche:
Reblogging for other diasporic and expat folk. Especially non-caucasian diasporic and expat folk. Some things change when you shift countries. Keep the changes in mind. 

Whenever I see this I wonder what the gun guys think about it.

        

            
            

                
                
                    fierceawakening:
adelmortescryche:
Reblogging for other diasporic and expat folk. Especially non-caucasian diasporic and expat folk. Some things change when you shift countries. Keep the changes in mind. 

Whenever I see this I wonder what the gun guys think about it.
: What should I absolutely not do when visiting the USA?
 Charlie Knoles, I have lived in 5 countries and am an Aussie expat in
 the USA
 Answered 2d ago
 +
 Don't get out of your car ifyou get pulled over by police.
 I was pulled over by a police officer while driving in Iowa. It was one week afterI
 had arrived in the USA for the first time. I had accidentally made a minor
 mistake disobeying a traffic sign. Back home in Australia it's considered polite to
 get out of your car and walk over to the police officer's car and hand him your
 license so he doesn't have to get out of his seat. I wanted to be extra polite so I
 immediately jumped out of my car and walked towards his car while reaching
 into my back pocket.
 I'm lucky to be alive.
 If you come from a gun-free country like the UK or Australia you don't have any
 natural instinct for gun culture. You don't realize that police assume that
 everyone is armed.
 Things got immediately serious. The police officer's hand went to his weapon
 and I responded by dropping to my knees with my hands up. He yelled a bunch
 of things at me but my memory is vague because my heartbeat was suddenly
 pulsing in my ears blotting out all sound. I don't know if he drew his weapon or
 not. I was staring intently at the ground, shaking and trying to project non-
 threatening vibes. My next memory is that there were three police cars around
 me and a bunch of cops who'd been called for backup. They were all keeping
 their hands close to their guns. After some time passed (a minute? 30 minutes?I
 have no idea) the tensions de-escalated and they told me to get up. I gave the
 officer my license and tried to explain why I'd approached him. It was completely
 incomprehensible to him that there was a place where people don't fear cops and
 vice versa at traffic stops. It was as though I was trying to tell him that I came
 from Narnia and our cops were all talking animals.
 I've spoken to several British people, New Zealanders, and Australians who have
 shared almost identical stories. They really need to put signs up in all major US
 airports.
 Don't get out of your car if stopped by police. They will assume you are
 armed and they might shoot you.
fierceawakening:
adelmortescryche:
Reblogging for other diasporic and expat folk. Especially non-caucasian diasporic and expat folk. Some things change when you shift countries. Keep the changes in mind. 

Whenever I see this I wonder what the gun guys think about it.

                    
                
            

            
                
                
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adelmortescryche:
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        I hope these two have wonderful marriage. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2VEGw6I: r/offmychest
 /lizard_windowpane 4h
 There's an engagement ring hidden in
 my house right now.
 My boyfriend and I were on our phones, looking
 through email. He was trying to find a
 confirmation for a thing we're doing tomorrow
 but couldn't. I grabbed it and went to type
 something in the search to bring it up, and I got a
 glance of an email from an engagement ring
 company with the subject "order confirmation" in
 his Updates inbox. I froze. He froze. And then I
 proceeded to pretend like I hadn't seen it.
 So a few minutes later we're on the couch and we
 both just start kinda... giggling. And couldn't stop.
 And he was like "why are we laughing?" And I was
 like, "I DON'T KNOW" And he was like "...but you
 DO know," which led to more laughter, cause we
 both obviously knew.
 And then I asked if...it was here. He nodded. And
 then I asked if it was hidden. He nodded. And
 then I asked if we could play the Hot or Cold
 game, and he said "absolutely not" Imao.
 So that's how my evening is going. I'm utterly
 giddy. And sooo0 impatient haha. I love him so
 much and this isn't a surprise because we
 regularly discuss the fact that we're going to be
 married as soon as it's financially possible, but
 having the actual ring here feels so cool. I can't
 wait to say yes.
I hope these two have wonderful marriage. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2VEGw6I
        

            
            

                
                
                    I hope these two have wonderful marriage. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2VEGw6I: r/offmychest
 /lizard_windowpane 4h
 There's an engagement ring hidden in
 my house right now.
 My boyfriend and I were on our phones, looking
 through email. He was trying to find a
 confirmation for a thing we're doing tomorrow
 but couldn't. I grabbed it and went to type
 something in the search to bring it up, and I got a
 glance of an email from an engagement ring
 company with the subject "order confirmation" in
 his Updates inbox. I froze. He froze. And then I
 proceeded to pretend like I hadn't seen it.
 So a few minutes later we're on the couch and we
 both just start kinda... giggling. And couldn't stop.
 And he was like "why are we laughing?" And I was
 like, "I DON'T KNOW" And he was like "...but you
 DO know," which led to more laughter, cause we
 both obviously knew.
 And then I asked if...it was here. He nodded. And
 then I asked if it was hidden. He nodded. And
 then I asked if we could play the Hot or Cold
 game, and he said "absolutely not" Imao.
 So that's how my evening is going. I'm utterly
 giddy. And sooo0 impatient haha. I love him so
 much and this isn't a surprise because we
 regularly discuss the fact that we're going to be
 married as soon as it's financially possible, but
 having the actual ring here feels so cool. I can't
 wait to say yes.
I hope these two have wonderful marriage. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2VEGw6I
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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         : chekplaysminecraft
 Theory Time
 The reason endermen don't like it when you
 look at them is because they communicate
 telepathically with one another by locking
 eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed
 to do this so when we look at them we are
 accidentally projecting all of our thoughts
 into them at the same time and it hurts :(
 Dcice-block
 But like, since the player is not of the
 Minecraft world, the player is just what the
 use to explore it, what if it's like:
 Enderman: *looks at player's eyes
 Player: 01010010 01100001 O0100000
 01110010 01100001 00100000 01010010
 01100001 01110011 01110000 01110101
 01110100 01101001 01101110 00100000
 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101
 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110
 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101
 00100000 01010010 01110101 01110011
 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101110
 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100101
 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101111
 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110101
 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001
 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110
 01100100 01100101 01110010 01101101
 01100001 01101110
 Enderman: oh ok *attacks player*
 tiny-slime
 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000
 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000
 01010010 01110101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101110
 e0100000 01110001 01110101 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000
 01101111 01101000 e0100000 01100110 01110101 e11e0011 01101011
 e0100000 01100001 01101110 e0100000 01100101 011e1110 01100100
 01100101 e1110010 01101101 01100001 01101110
 Convertx Reset Swap
 Ra ra Rasputin lover of the Russian queen oh fuck an enderman
 viostormcaller
 This kills me every single fucking time
 
        

            
            

                
                
                     : chekplaysminecraft
 Theory Time
 The reason endermen don't like it when you
 look at them is because they communicate
 telepathically with one another by locking
 eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed
 to do this so when we look at them we are
 accidentally projecting all of our thoughts
 into them at the same time and it hurts :(
 Dcice-block
 But like, since the player is not of the
 Minecraft world, the player is just what the
 use to explore it, what if it's like:
 Enderman: *looks at player's eyes
 Player: 01010010 01100001 O0100000
 01110010 01100001 00100000 01010010
 01100001 01110011 01110000 01110101
 01110100 01101001 01101110 00100000
 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101
 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110
 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101
 00100000 01010010 01110101 01110011
 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101110
 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100101
 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101111
 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110101
 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001
 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110
 01100100 01100101 01110010 01101101
 01100001 01101110
 Enderman: oh ok *attacks player*
 tiny-slime
 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000
 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000
 01010010 01110101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101110
 e0100000 01110001 01110101 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000
 01101111 01101000 e0100000 01100110 01110101 e11e0011 01101011
 e0100000 01100001 01101110 e0100000 01100101 011e1110 01100100
 01100101 e1110010 01101101 01100001 01101110
 Convertx Reset Swap
 Ra ra Rasputin lover of the Russian queen oh fuck an enderman
 viostormcaller
 This kills me every single fucking time
 
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        calis-discourse:

kirsty-not-kristy:

amoxli:


ok so I don’t usu reblog this stuff here but last year I had a horrible experience with an Airbnb host who threatened to bust my kneecaps, stalk me and murder me right? And not only did I GO TO THE POLICE before cancelling the reservation, but I also provided copies of that documentation to Airbnb customer service (I should mention after hunting down that number in the depths of the stupid internet and being on hold for an hour). Did they give me a refund for the months I’d paid in advance? No - they accused me of lying! 
A few weeks later in a fit of desperation, a coworker suggested I tweet to Airbnb. Ok. I have maybe 30 followers on Twitter, and didn’t really use it at the time, but I thought, fuck it. Nothing to lose now. I made a half assed attempt at an overly indignant tweet with plenty of capitalization, and you know what happened? 
Within the HOUR. It was taken down. I was DMed by a CSR. And I was given a FULL. REFUND. 
$1500 like THAT. 
I don’t know what kind of dystopic fucking reality we live in where police reports mean nothing and the PR value from a half assed tweet to 30 followers outweighs the safety of my kneecaps, but. Social media… Lesson learned, I guess.


Rebooting this addition because holy shit???


Okay what the frick
: tash
 @yeahstyles
 *
 Follow
 my uber driver just threatened to drive the car
 off a cliff help me

 Uber Support e
 @Uber Support
 Follow
 UBER
 @yeahstyles That is absolutely not okay. Please
 DM us your email address associated to your
 Uber account so we can follow up.
 RETWEETS LIKES
 2,780 1,945
 2:14 AM-20 Mar 2016
calis-discourse:

kirsty-not-kristy:

amoxli:


ok so I don’t usu reblog this stuff here but last year I had a horrible experience with an Airbnb host who threatened to bust my kneecaps, stalk me and murder me right? And not only did I GO TO THE POLICE before cancelling the reservation, but I also provided copies of that documentation to Airbnb customer service (I should mention after hunting down that number in the depths of the stupid internet and being on hold for an hour). Did they give me a refund for the months I’d paid in advance? No - they accused me of lying! 
A few weeks later in a fit of desperation, a coworker suggested I tweet to Airbnb. Ok. I have maybe 30 followers on Twitter, and didn’t really use it at the time, but I thought, fuck it. Nothing to lose now. I made a half assed attempt at an overly indignant tweet with plenty of capitalization, and you know what happened? 
Within the HOUR. It was taken down. I was DMed by a CSR. And I was given a FULL. REFUND. 
$1500 like THAT. 
I don’t know what kind of dystopic fucking reality we live in where police reports mean nothing and the PR value from a half assed tweet to 30 followers outweighs the safety of my kneecaps, but. Social media… Lesson learned, I guess.


Rebooting this addition because holy shit???


Okay what the frick

        

            
            

                
                
                    calis-discourse:

kirsty-not-kristy:

amoxli:


ok so I don’t usu reblog this stuff here but last year I had a horrible experience with an Airbnb host who threatened to bust my kneecaps, stalk me and murder me right? And not only did I GO TO THE POLICE before cancelling the reservation, but I also provided copies of that documentation to Airbnb customer service (I should mention after hunting down that number in the depths of the stupid internet and being on hold for an hour). Did they give me a refund for the months I’d paid in advance? No - they accused me of lying! 
A few weeks later in a fit of desperation, a coworker suggested I tweet to Airbnb. Ok. I have maybe 30 followers on Twitter, and didn’t really use it at the time, but I thought, fuck it. Nothing to lose now. I made a half assed attempt at an overly indignant tweet with plenty of capitalization, and you know what happened? 
Within the HOUR. It was taken down. I was DMed by a CSR. And I was given a FULL. REFUND. 
$1500 like THAT. 
I don’t know what kind of dystopic fucking reality we live in where police reports mean nothing and the PR value from a half assed tweet to 30 followers outweighs the safety of my kneecaps, but. Social media… Lesson learned, I guess.


Rebooting this addition because holy shit???


Okay what the frick
: tash
 @yeahstyles
 *
 Follow
 my uber driver just threatened to drive the car
 off a cliff help me

 Uber Support e
 @Uber Support
 Follow
 UBER
 @yeahstyles That is absolutely not okay. Please
 DM us your email address associated to your
 Uber account so we can follow up.
 RETWEETS LIKES
 2,780 1,945
 2:14 AM-20 Mar 2016
calis-discourse:

kirsty-not-kristy:

amoxli:


ok so I don’t usu reblog this stuff here but last year I had a horrible experience with an Airbnb host who threatened to bust my kneecaps, stalk me and murder me right? And not only did I GO TO THE POLICE before cancelling the reservation, but I also provided copies of that documentation to Airbnb customer service (I should mention after hunting down that number in the depths of the stupid internet and being on hold for an hour). Did they give me a refund for the months I’d paid in advance? No - they accused me of lying! 
A few weeks later in a fit of desperation, a coworker suggested I tweet to Airbnb. Ok. I have maybe 30 followers on Twitter, and didn’t really use it at the time, but I thought, fuck it. Nothing to lose now. I made a half assed attempt at an overly indignant tweet with plenty of capitalization, and you know what happened? 
Within the HOUR. It was taken down. I was DMed by a CSR. And I was given a FULL. REFUND. 
$1500 like THAT. 
I don’t know what kind of dystopic fucking reality we live in where police reports mean nothing and the PR value from a half assed tweet to 30 followers outweighs the safety of my kneecaps, but. Social media… Lesson learned, I guess.


Rebooting this addition because holy shit???


Okay what the frick

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        thought I’d share this.: Heather Boyer is with Kennedy Boyer.
 Thursday at 7:08 PM
 Today my daughter changed her profile picture. After
 maybe 5 minutes I get a text.." I didn't know she was
 dating a black boy, did you?
 lt took me all day to think up a response, which l
 didn't send personally but thought I would share for
 anyone else that "may not know"
 Yes in fact I did know, but the color of his skin doesn't
 define who he is. What does define who is he is how
 he treats my daughter.
 I see my daughter dating a boy that comes to my
 house and shows me nothing but respect (a big deal
 in my book). It's always Yes Ma'am, No Ma'am, we talk
 about football and baseball, he tells me bye when he
 leaves, and has not once shown me a lack of manners
 or respect.
 I see my daughter dating a boy who treats her good
 He takes her on dates, to ballgames, out to eat..not to
 a club or partying on the weekends.
 I see my daughter dating a boy who takes her to
 church with him. Every Sunday. He plays in the band,
 she sits with his family. How many young men these
 days make church a priority? None of the others
 have
 He doesn't hit her, cuss her, lie to her, or make her
 cry. Would I rather her date a white boy that did, to
 keep from her dating another race? Absolutely not.
 So that's my response to the question I was asked
 And I know people have their own opinion, but at the
 end of the day, the fact that my daughter has
 someone that loves her and treats her like a queen
 makes me happy. That's something I've never had in
 my life and I'm glad she does.
thought I’d share this.
        

            
            

                
                
                    thought I’d share this.: Heather Boyer is with Kennedy Boyer.
 Thursday at 7:08 PM
 Today my daughter changed her profile picture. After
 maybe 5 minutes I get a text.." I didn't know she was
 dating a black boy, did you?
 lt took me all day to think up a response, which l
 didn't send personally but thought I would share for
 anyone else that "may not know"
 Yes in fact I did know, but the color of his skin doesn't
 define who he is. What does define who is he is how
 he treats my daughter.
 I see my daughter dating a boy that comes to my
 house and shows me nothing but respect (a big deal
 in my book). It's always Yes Ma'am, No Ma'am, we talk
 about football and baseball, he tells me bye when he
 leaves, and has not once shown me a lack of manners
 or respect.
 I see my daughter dating a boy who treats her good
 He takes her on dates, to ballgames, out to eat..not to
 a club or partying on the weekends.
 I see my daughter dating a boy who takes her to
 church with him. Every Sunday. He plays in the band,
 she sits with his family. How many young men these
 days make church a priority? None of the others
 have
 He doesn't hit her, cuss her, lie to her, or make her
 cry. Would I rather her date a white boy that did, to
 keep from her dating another race? Absolutely not.
 So that's my response to the question I was asked
 And I know people have their own opinion, but at the
 end of the day, the fact that my daughter has
 someone that loves her and treats her like a queen
 makes me happy. That's something I've never had in
 my life and I'm glad she does.
thought I’d share this.
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        macabremusings:

bi-sexual-lingual:

carazelaya:

caucasianscriptures:
A Good Old-Fashioned Midwestern Apocalypse

I’m a Florida girl and this is how I feel about hurricanes. Earthquakes sound ABSURD HARD PASS 

Are you kidding me? Just hanging around, waiting for a maybe disaster? Fuck that. I’ve got shit to do. If a natural disaster is gonna hit, give me an earthquake any day. No warning, things get wiggly, and if it’s not just fun wiggly times, probably you’re already been crushed to death by whatever building you’re in. I’d rather be squished than huddling in fear for hours.

This all sounds terrifying. No thank you. Crippling blizzard for me over ANY of those. : kind, good, and very tired
 @christapeterso
 I hate earthquakes very much. I
 am a good midwestern girl and
 TORNADOES are the proper way to
 receive the wrath of god
 1:31 PM 16 Feb 19 Twitter for iPhone
 289 Retweets 2,368 Likes
 kind, good, and very tired @christ... .6h v
 If this earth is going to strike us down the sky
 should be green, there should be lighting,
 and we should be holding each other in the
 basement. Crüushed to death by a collapsing
 building on a SUNNY DAY absolutely not
 6
 t 23
macabremusings:

bi-sexual-lingual:

carazelaya:

caucasianscriptures:
A Good Old-Fashioned Midwestern Apocalypse

I’m a Florida girl and this is how I feel about hurricanes. Earthquakes sound ABSURD HARD PASS 

Are you kidding me? Just hanging around, waiting for a maybe disaster? Fuck that. I’ve got shit to do. If a natural disaster is gonna hit, give me an earthquake any day. No warning, things get wiggly, and if it’s not just fun wiggly times, probably you’re already been crushed to death by whatever building you’re in. I’d rather be squished than huddling in fear for hours.

This all sounds terrifying. No thank you. Crippling blizzard for me over ANY of those. 
        

            
            

                
                
                    macabremusings:

bi-sexual-lingual:

carazelaya:

caucasianscriptures:
A Good Old-Fashioned Midwestern Apocalypse

I’m a Florida girl and this is how I feel about hurricanes. Earthquakes sound ABSURD HARD PASS 

Are you kidding me? Just hanging around, waiting for a maybe disaster? Fuck that. I’ve got shit to do. If a natural disaster is gonna hit, give me an earthquake any day. No warning, things get wiggly, and if it’s not just fun wiggly times, probably you’re already been crushed to death by whatever building you’re in. I’d rather be squished than huddling in fear for hours.

This all sounds terrifying. No thank you. Crippling blizzard for me over ANY of those. : kind, good, and very tired
 @christapeterso
 I hate earthquakes very much. I
 am a good midwestern girl and
 TORNADOES are the proper way to
 receive the wrath of god
 1:31 PM 16 Feb 19 Twitter for iPhone
 289 Retweets 2,368 Likes
 kind, good, and very tired @christ... .6h v
 If this earth is going to strike us down the sky
 should be green, there should be lighting,
 and we should be holding each other in the
 basement. Crüushed to death by a collapsing
 building on a SUNNY DAY absolutely not
 6
 t 23
macabremusings:

bi-sexual-lingual:

carazelaya:

caucasianscriptures:
A Good Old-Fashioned Midwestern Apocalypse

I’m a Florida girl and this is how I feel about hurricanes. Earthquakes sound ABSURD HARD PASS 

Are you kidding me? Just hanging around, waiting for a maybe disaster? Fuck that. I’ve got shit to do. If a natural disaster is gonna hit, give me an earthquake any day. No warning, things get wiggly, and if it’s not just fun wiggly times, probably you’re already been crushed to death by whatever building you’re in. I’d rather be squished than huddling in fear for hours.

This all sounds terrifying. No thank you. Crippling blizzard for me over ANY of those. 
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        twlboaj:

verticalfrontalsomething:

yourpaperpal:

kirsty-not-kristy:

amoxli:


ok so I don’t usu reblog this stuff here but last year I had a horrible experience with an Airbnb host who threatened to bust my kneecaps, stalk me and murder me right? And not only did I GO TO THE POLICE before cancelling the reservation, but I also provided copies of that documentation to Airbnb customer service (I should mention after hunting down that number in the depths of the stupid internet and being on hold for an hour). Did they give me a refund for the months I’d paid in advance? No - they accused me of lying! 
A few weeks later in a fit of desperation, a coworker suggested I tweet to Airbnb. Ok. I have maybe 30 followers on Twitter, and didn’t really use it at the time, but I thought, fuck it. Nothing to lose now. I made a half assed attempt at an overly indignant tweet with plenty of capitalization, and you know what happened? 
Within the HOUR. It was taken down. I was DMed by a CSR. And I was given a FULL. REFUND. 
$1500 like THAT. 
I don’t know what kind of dystopic fucking reality we live in where police reports mean nothing and the PR value from a half assed tweet to 30 followers outweighs the safety of my kneecaps, but. Social media… Lesson learned, I guess.


Rebooting this addition because holy shit???

Corporations care way more about their brand than your safety. Exploit that.


I had to send an angry tweet at my power company. Within twenty minutes, I was getting a phone call, and my problem was fixed by the time I left the massage appointment I had. 

Okay so this is important and all but original post is a joke that’s literally a picture of Harry Styles lol
: tash
 @yeahstyles
 *
 Follow
 my uber driver just threatened to drive the car
 off a cliff help me

 Uber Support e
 @Uber Support
 Follow
 UBER
 @yeahstyles That is absolutely not okay. Please
 DM us your email address associated to your
 Uber account so we can follow up.
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twlboaj:

verticalfrontalsomething:

yourpaperpal:

kirsty-not-kristy:

amoxli:


ok so I don’t usu reblog this stuff here but last year I had a horrible experience with an Airbnb host who threatened to bust my kneecaps, stalk me and murder me right? And not only did I GO TO THE POLICE before cancelling the reservation, but I also provided copies of that documentation to Airbnb customer service (I should mention after hunting down that number in the depths of the stupid internet and being on hold for an hour). Did they give me a refund for the months I’d paid in advance? No - they accused me of lying! 
A few weeks later in a fit of desperation, a coworker suggested I tweet to Airbnb. Ok. I have maybe 30 followers on Twitter, and didn’t really use it at the time, but I thought, fuck it. Nothing to lose now. I made a half assed attempt at an overly indignant tweet with plenty of capitalization, and you know what happened? 
Within the HOUR. It was taken down. I was DMed by a CSR. And I was given a FULL. REFUND. 
$1500 like THAT. 
I don’t know what kind of dystopic fucking reality we live in where police reports mean nothing and the PR value from a half assed tweet to 30 followers outweighs the safety of my kneecaps, but. Social media… Lesson learned, I guess.


Rebooting this addition because holy shit???

Corporations care way more about their brand than your safety. Exploit that.


I had to send an angry tweet at my power company. Within twenty minutes, I was getting a phone call, and my problem was fixed by the time I left the massage appointment I had. 

Okay so this is important and all but original post is a joke that’s literally a picture of Harry Styles lol

        

            
            

                
                
                    twlboaj:

verticalfrontalsomething:

yourpaperpal:

kirsty-not-kristy:

amoxli:


ok so I don’t usu reblog this stuff here but last year I had a horrible experience with an Airbnb host who threatened to bust my kneecaps, stalk me and murder me right? And not only did I GO TO THE POLICE before cancelling the reservation, but I also provided copies of that documentation to Airbnb customer service (I should mention after hunting down that number in the depths of the stupid internet and being on hold for an hour). Did they give me a refund for the months I’d paid in advance? No - they accused me of lying! 
A few weeks later in a fit of desperation, a coworker suggested I tweet to Airbnb. Ok. I have maybe 30 followers on Twitter, and didn’t really use it at the time, but I thought, fuck it. Nothing to lose now. I made a half assed attempt at an overly indignant tweet with plenty of capitalization, and you know what happened? 
Within the HOUR. It was taken down. I was DMed by a CSR. And I was given a FULL. REFUND. 
$1500 like THAT. 
I don’t know what kind of dystopic fucking reality we live in where police reports mean nothing and the PR value from a half assed tweet to 30 followers outweighs the safety of my kneecaps, but. Social media… Lesson learned, I guess.


Rebooting this addition because holy shit???

Corporations care way more about their brand than your safety. Exploit that.


I had to send an angry tweet at my power company. Within twenty minutes, I was getting a phone call, and my problem was fixed by the time I left the massage appointment I had. 

Okay so this is important and all but original post is a joke that’s literally a picture of Harry Styles lol
: tash
 @yeahstyles
 *
 Follow
 my uber driver just threatened to drive the car
 off a cliff help me

 Uber Support e
 @Uber Support
 Follow
 UBER
 @yeahstyles That is absolutely not okay. Please
 DM us your email address associated to your
 Uber account so we can follow up.
 RETWEETS LIKES
 2,780 1,945
 2:14 AM-20 Mar 2016
twlboaj:

verticalfrontalsomething:

yourpaperpal:

kirsty-not-kristy:

amoxli:


ok so I don’t usu reblog this stuff here but last year I had a horrible experience with an Airbnb host who threatened to bust my kneecaps, stalk me and murder me right? And not only did I GO TO THE POLICE before cancelling the reservation, but I also provided copies of that documentation to Airbnb customer service (I should mention after hunting down that number in the depths of the stupid internet and being on hold for an hour). Did they give me a refund for the months I’d paid in advance? No - they accused me of lying! 
A few weeks later in a fit of desperation, a coworker suggested I tweet to Airbnb. Ok. I have maybe 30 followers on Twitter, and didn’t really use it at the time, but I thought, fuck it. Nothing to lose now. I made a half assed attempt at an overly indignant tweet with plenty of capitalization, and you know what happened? 
Within the HOUR. It was taken down. I was DMed by a CSR. And I was given a FULL. REFUND. 
$1500 like THAT. 
I don’t know what kind of dystopic fucking reality we live in where police reports mean nothing and the PR value from a half assed tweet to 30 followers outweighs the safety of my kneecaps, but. Social media… Lesson learned, I guess.


Rebooting this addition because holy shit???

Corporations care way more about their brand than your safety. Exploit that.


I had to send an angry tweet at my power company. Within twenty minutes, I was getting a phone call, and my problem was fixed by the time I left the massage appointment I had. 

Okay so this is important and all but original post is a joke that’s literally a picture of Harry Styles lol

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        celticpyro:

fandomsandfeminism:

sofiama:

cr1mson5thestranger:

rosietheamazon:

deadhoneybadger:

Yeah that’s why they all died at 30 because they were so unhealthy but cool

Pretty sure it was the plague not heart disease.

Pretty sure it was the Plague, childbirth, food spoiling, maltreated infections, smallpox, pneumonia, and/or generally unsanitary living conditions (such as dumping sewage and waste in the streets) and not health conditions caused by excess body fat.
Not to mention that the Renaissance standard of female beauty being plumpness and full-figured forms came from the fact that it was a status symbol. Plump, pale, full-figured women were wealthy women who didn’t have to spend their days in hard labor or raising children (or both) and stood a better chance of bearing healthy babies than commoner women did.

Cultural “Oh Snap” I hate it so much when people pull out the “unhealthy” excuse for having a reason to body shame a person.

“Women died young in the 1700s because they were fat” is an amazingly ignorant statement

Okay that one response was dumb but first of all there’s absolutely no way the woman in that painting is 190-200 lbs unless she’s on the taller side. Yeah Renaissance women were full-figured but they weren’t obese.Secondly, it was a beauty standard because it was a sign you were rich enough to eat a lot and not have to work off the extra calories. So it wasn’t that women typically looked like that, it was an equally unrealistic standard back then as it is today because most women didn’t have the means to put on extra weight unless they were filthy rich. But hey let’s glorify beauty standards when it personally benefits you, right?Third, you’re really gonna put someone down for body-shaming when the woman painting is also body-shaming? Anorexia is a mental disorder not a body type and if you conflate the two you’re body-shaming. Using “anorexic” as a synonym for “skinny” is basically the same as using “diabetic” as a synonym for “fat.”So in conclusion, this whole post is garbage.

It’s like when they try to label Marilyn Monroe and other of her contemporaries as “plus size”. Just stop. She was curvy yes, but she was absolutely not anything approaching the modern concept of “plus sized“ or obese.One of these things is not like the other: Jesuswhat's she weign in at
 buck 90, 200?

 Renaissance women weren't
 forced to starve themselves

 into an anorexic fashion
 na uStry marketing version

 of female sexuality
celticpyro:

fandomsandfeminism:

sofiama:

cr1mson5thestranger:

rosietheamazon:

deadhoneybadger:

Yeah that’s why they all died at 30 because they were so unhealthy but cool

Pretty sure it was the plague not heart disease.

Pretty sure it was the Plague, childbirth, food spoiling, maltreated infections, smallpox, pneumonia, and/or generally unsanitary living conditions (such as dumping sewage and waste in the streets) and not health conditions caused by excess body fat.
Not to mention that the Renaissance standard of female beauty being plumpness and full-figured forms came from the fact that it was a status symbol. Plump, pale, full-figured women were wealthy women who didn’t have to spend their days in hard labor or raising children (or both) and stood a better chance of bearing healthy babies than commoner women did.

Cultural “Oh Snap” I hate it so much when people pull out the “unhealthy” excuse for having a reason to body shame a person.

“Women died young in the 1700s because they were fat” is an amazingly ignorant statement

Okay that one response was dumb but first of all there’s absolutely no way the woman in that painting is 190-200 lbs unless she’s on the taller side. Yeah Renaissance women were full-figured but they weren’t obese.Secondly, it was a beauty standard because it was a sign you were rich enough to eat a lot and not have to work off the extra calories. So it wasn’t that women typically looked like that, it was an equally unrealistic standard back then as it is today because most women didn’t have the means to put on extra weight unless they were filthy rich. But hey let’s glorify beauty standards when it personally benefits you, right?Third, you’re really gonna put someone down for body-shaming when the woman painting is also body-shaming? Anorexia is a mental disorder not a body type and if you conflate the two you’re body-shaming. Using “anorexic” as a synonym for “skinny” is basically the same as using “diabetic” as a synonym for “fat.”So in conclusion, this whole post is garbage.

It’s like when they try to label Marilyn Monroe and other of her contemporaries as “plus size”. Just stop. She was curvy yes, but she was absolutely not anything approaching the modern concept of “plus sized“ or obese.One of these things is not like the other
        

            
            

                
                
                    celticpyro:

fandomsandfeminism:

sofiama:

cr1mson5thestranger:

rosietheamazon:

deadhoneybadger:

Yeah that’s why they all died at 30 because they were so unhealthy but cool

Pretty sure it was the plague not heart disease.

Pretty sure it was the Plague, childbirth, food spoiling, maltreated infections, smallpox, pneumonia, and/or generally unsanitary living conditions (such as dumping sewage and waste in the streets) and not health conditions caused by excess body fat.
Not to mention that the Renaissance standard of female beauty being plumpness and full-figured forms came from the fact that it was a status symbol. Plump, pale, full-figured women were wealthy women who didn’t have to spend their days in hard labor or raising children (or both) and stood a better chance of bearing healthy babies than commoner women did.

Cultural “Oh Snap” I hate it so much when people pull out the “unhealthy” excuse for having a reason to body shame a person.

“Women died young in the 1700s because they were fat” is an amazingly ignorant statement

Okay that one response was dumb but first of all there’s absolutely no way the woman in that painting is 190-200 lbs unless she’s on the taller side. Yeah Renaissance women were full-figured but they weren’t obese.Secondly, it was a beauty standard because it was a sign you were rich enough to eat a lot and not have to work off the extra calories. So it wasn’t that women typically looked like that, it was an equally unrealistic standard back then as it is today because most women didn’t have the means to put on extra weight unless they were filthy rich. But hey let’s glorify beauty standards when it personally benefits you, right?Third, you’re really gonna put someone down for body-shaming when the woman painting is also body-shaming? Anorexia is a mental disorder not a body type and if you conflate the two you’re body-shaming. Using “anorexic” as a synonym for “skinny” is basically the same as using “diabetic” as a synonym for “fat.”So in conclusion, this whole post is garbage.

It’s like when they try to label Marilyn Monroe and other of her contemporaries as “plus size”. Just stop. She was curvy yes, but she was absolutely not anything approaching the modern concept of “plus sized“ or obese.One of these things is not like the other: Jesuswhat's she weign in at
 buck 90, 200?

 Renaissance women weren't
 forced to starve themselves

 into an anorexic fashion
 na uStry marketing version

 of female sexuality
celticpyro:

fandomsandfeminism:

sofiama:

cr1mson5thestranger:

rosietheamazon:

deadhoneybadger:

Yeah that’s why they all died at 30 because they were so unhealthy but cool

Pretty sure it was the plague not heart disease.

Pretty sure it was the Plague, childbirth, food spoiling, maltreated infections, smallpox, pneumonia, and/or generally unsanitary living conditions (such as dumping sewage and waste in the streets) and not health conditions caused by excess body fat.
Not to mention that the Renaissance standard of female beauty being plumpness and full-figured forms came from the fact that it was a status symbol. Plump, pale, full-figured women were wealthy women who didn’t have to spend their days in hard labor or raising children (or both) and stood a better chance of bearing healthy babies than commoner women did.

Cultural “Oh Snap” I hate it so much when people pull out the “unhealthy” excuse for having a reason to body shame a person.

“Women died young in the 1700s because they were fat” is an amazingly ignorant statement

Okay that one response was dumb but first of all there’s absolutely no way the woman in that painting is 190-200 lbs unless she’s on the taller side. Yeah Renaissance women were full-figured but they weren’t obese.Secondly, it was a beauty standard because it was a sign you were rich enough to eat a lot and not have to work off the extra calories. So it wasn’t that women typically looked like that, it was an equally unrealistic standard back then as it is today because most women didn’t have the means to put on extra weight unless they were filthy rich. But hey let’s glorify beauty standards when it personally benefits you, right?Third, you’re really gonna put someone down for body-shaming when the woman painting is also body-shaming? Anorexia is a mental disorder not a body type and if you conflate the two you’re body-shaming. Using “anorexic” as a synonym for “skinny” is basically the same as using “diabetic” as a synonym for “fat.”So in conclusion, this whole post is garbage.

It’s like when they try to label Marilyn Monroe and other of her contemporaries as “plus size”. Just stop. She was curvy yes, but she was absolutely not anything approaching the modern concept of “plus sized“ or obese.One of these things is not like the other
                    
                
            

            
                
                
celticpyro:

fandomsandfeminism:

sofiama:

cr1mson5thestranger:

rosietheamazon:

deadhoneybadger:

Yeah that’s why they all died at 30...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        13/10 choose 20 and 29!: 50%
 COOL
 WAYS TO SAY ND TO WEED
 1. Are you kidding me? Grow up 26.1 was raised right, I won't light.
 2. Ganja is for goons, no thanks. 27. I'd like to keep my job, thanks.
 3. Get a job you hippie wastoid. 28. You wish, pot junker! Back off
 4. No thanks, I'm a good person. 29. I'm calling the Coast Guard
 5.You need to go to jail, hempo. 30. No tokes for me. l'm cool
 6. My dad told me better, no way. 31. Leave me be, you blunt blazer!
 7. Grass is crass, also gross! Nol 32. No, I'm as clean as a whistle.
 8. Uhhh.. no thanks loser!
 9. Get away from me, THC addict. 34. I'll pass on your pot offer.
 10. Yeah right, I'm way too smart. 35. Cannabis is crap, you cretin!
 11. Let me think... No way, never. 36. Pish posh, pot is for the birds!
 12. No. You are trash if you toke. 37. Nope. THC is not for me.
 13. Back off, bucko. You're bad. 38. Step out of my zone, now.
 14. I would rather not, okay? 39. Get off my case, weed stoner
 15. Injecting weed is for dummies. 40. Nuh uh, I respect the police.
 16. I will never do one toke.
 17. Absolutely not, I love myself. 42. NOI Blunts are for bad men.
 18. Get a grip you sativa snorter 43. I'd rather not die. Tokes kill.
 19. Bugger off, you bong addict 44. No, weeds are for whacking.
 20. I will use my taser on yu. 45. Marijuana is for morons, ok?
 21. What do I look like? A failure 46. Are you serious? Get a life.
 22. Nah, bongs are wrong
 23. No way Hemp is horible 48. Stoners are loners. I'm good
 24. I'd rather not be a canniba. 49. Nope! Spliffs are for wimps
 25.I don't think so, l'm
 33. That's a death "roach." No.
 41. Lay off,I isten to the law.
 ay o
 47. You're domb if you do "dank."
 m nice. 50. No, man. I follow MMYV
 www.facebook.com/MMYVofficial
13/10 choose 20 and 29!
        

            
            

                
                
                    13/10 choose 20 and 29!: 50%
 COOL
 WAYS TO SAY ND TO WEED
 1. Are you kidding me? Grow up 26.1 was raised right, I won't light.
 2. Ganja is for goons, no thanks. 27. I'd like to keep my job, thanks.
 3. Get a job you hippie wastoid. 28. You wish, pot junker! Back off
 4. No thanks, I'm a good person. 29. I'm calling the Coast Guard
 5.You need to go to jail, hempo. 30. No tokes for me. l'm cool
 6. My dad told me better, no way. 31. Leave me be, you blunt blazer!
 7. Grass is crass, also gross! Nol 32. No, I'm as clean as a whistle.
 8. Uhhh.. no thanks loser!
 9. Get away from me, THC addict. 34. I'll pass on your pot offer.
 10. Yeah right, I'm way too smart. 35. Cannabis is crap, you cretin!
 11. Let me think... No way, never. 36. Pish posh, pot is for the birds!
 12. No. You are trash if you toke. 37. Nope. THC is not for me.
 13. Back off, bucko. You're bad. 38. Step out of my zone, now.
 14. I would rather not, okay? 39. Get off my case, weed stoner
 15. Injecting weed is for dummies. 40. Nuh uh, I respect the police.
 16. I will never do one toke.
 17. Absolutely not, I love myself. 42. NOI Blunts are for bad men.
 18. Get a grip you sativa snorter 43. I'd rather not die. Tokes kill.
 19. Bugger off, you bong addict 44. No, weeds are for whacking.
 20. I will use my taser on yu. 45. Marijuana is for morons, ok?
 21. What do I look like? A failure 46. Are you serious? Get a life.
 22. Nah, bongs are wrong
 23. No way Hemp is horible 48. Stoners are loners. I'm good
 24. I'd rather not be a canniba. 49. Nope! Spliffs are for wimps
 25.I don't think so, l'm
 33. That's a death "roach." No.
 41. Lay off,I isten to the law.
 ay o
 47. You're domb if you do "dank."
 m nice. 50. No, man. I follow MMYV
 www.facebook.com/MMYVofficial
13/10 choose 20 and 29!
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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