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Anime, Bad, and Butt: Anonymous said to aphtexts: countries realizing they're gay HMobile3G 11:02 PM Messages feli Edit woah man have you ever realized spain has a really good butt Wait I shouldnt be thinking this but i am shl l | SHOULDNT BE THINKING ABOUT THIS OH MY GOD Because those thoughts objectity women? NO BECAUSE IM oiMessage HMobile3G Messages Send 11:02 PM feli Edit SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO KETCHUP Really? Don't you think that would be really weird? Like do you use it as lube or something? FELI OH MY FUCKIGN GOD BUT SERIOUSLY WHY AMITHINKING ABOUT SPAINS BUTT lol bro you're gay as fuck Send HMobile3G 11:08 PM Messages Sve Edit norge, i hope you dont think any less of me, but im homosexual what omg I know this may come as a shock but i hope you can still accept me of course were fine with you its just I thought you had a thing for dining tables what oiMessage HMobile3G Messages Send 11:08 PM Sve Edit i mean you take late night trips to ikea and you always blush when you get a new couch plus there was that one time iceland saw you ask a cabinet if they come here often' we all thought you were into the kitchen counter for years you cant prove anything me and chair-chan are just friends Send HMobile3G 11:21 PM Messages mattie bro Edit bro al what Ifi get a tingly feeling whenever russia smiles at me what does that mean is it a warm tingly feeling? because either your foots asleep or youre WhaT???? oiMessage Send HMobile3G 11:21 PM Messages mattie bro Edit i mean its not a bad thing lots of peoples foots fall asleep no no no the gay part but if i am woaH MAN YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?? IM RED WHITE BLUB ANNNDDDD ALL THE OTHER COLORS OF THE RAINBOW HAHA FUCK YOU REPUBLICANS Send HMobile3G 11:31 PM Messages uddykins Edit i think im sick Why? when i look at mattie start seeing this sparkle shit and roses and it looks like one of japans animes(a nice one. one of those shoujos.not one where innocent white haired anime boys die. like srsly i think japans trying to send me a message or something im scared bro) oiMessage Send HMobile3G 11:31 PM Messages uddykins Edit Sounds like you have a crush on him WHAT BUT HES A DUDE WERE JUST GUYS BEING DUDES You might be gay whaT BRO NO IM STRAIGHT Are you sure? YOU CANT CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS Send aphtexts: YOU CANT HIDE thE LAST ONE-
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Bad, Candy, and Fall: Ei WHY KYLE KAHL SHOULD ACCEPT ME INTO HIS LIFE [AS HIS SUPERIOR] A Presentation by Eric Theodore Cartman by Villain [vi11ain] GET THE SAND OUT OF YOUR VAGINA * Stop playing hard to get. "I hate you, Cartman" isn't fooling anyone. Stan is a Hippie, and one vegan burger away from making out with livestock alongside PETA & I have more Poptarts than Kinny ever will. Admit it, no one gets you more hot and bothered than I do. Your mouth might call me "Insane Nazi fuck", but your heart says "Let me make you a sandwich, Master Cartman. Would you like extra bacon on that?". Stop trying to hide, Kahl. Don't be afraid of your desires. by Villain [vil1ain] PERKS OF BEING MY HO & My mobility scooter is green, and your sexy stupid hat and your gorgeous lame eyes are green, so you look good standing next to it. Its important to have color-coordinated arm candy when I am out on the towrn. As a Daywalker, you're sensitive to light and can easily fall prey to roving gangs of gingers in the night that seek to turn you. You need a man around to protect you & Let's get right down to it. You need to be tamed, Kahl. You're a wild pony that needs a cowboy to wrangle it. I can be that cowboy. by Villain [vil1ain] ANTIC EVENINGS You're ruining my slide, Kahl! AT HOME Feeding me cheesy poofs like the Hebrew slaves did to the Pharaohs *Keeping Mister Kitty away from my pot pi & Cleaning my neck WTF Cartman!? Original art by azngiellh Edited/Used w/permission by Villain [vi11ain] Stop it, Cartman! JUST That's not what you said lastBEND OVER ALREADY night... I MEAN IT! You are the sheath to my sword... The envelope to my letter * The quiver to my arrow... The Peach to my Mario… I gave you my kidney, Kahl Your BAD kidney! Doesn't matter. I'm still inside of you... KYMAN by Villain [vil 1ain] vi11ain: Third in the Pairing Presentation Series.
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