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Beautiful, Crush, and Dank: You use the foot brake You use the engine brake You eat a Kit Kat to brake You use reverse gear to brake You crash into a car in front to brake You move to murica, shoot a machine gun and use the recoil to brake You crash into a crowd of people to brake You live in Soviet Russia where crowds of people crush into you to brake You crash into a crowd of people to brake and claim being an ISIS terrorist You crash into a crowd of people to brake and claim being an ISIS terrorist but misspell ISIS by forgetting the second "I" and thereby become an International Space Station which is orbiting earth thus braking is unnecessary You mumble while requesting a glass of juice and accidentally incinerate 6 million people. One thing leads to another and you are responsible for world war 2 Decades after your death time travel is invented and a professional assassin travels back in time in order to kill you and prevent everything you have done. On a beautiful summer day in 1932 the assassin locates you driving your mercedes througlh town and decides to take the shot. He misses the shot, killing an innocent man. A few decades later the grandson of this innocent man invents time travel in order to travel back in time and rescue his grandfather by killing the assassin who shot his grandfather while trying to kill you. Unluckily he messes up his time travel calculations and gets teleported right in front your mercedes. You crash into him and thereby brake. Hmmmmmmmmm via /r/dank_meme https://ift.tt/2NRn9Wv

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Shit, Cool, and Dick: Thread Bret t @BrettMau5_ Accidentally sent one of my homeboys a dick pic but it's cool he sent me one back so that cancels each other out, its like pemdas or some shit 8/23/18, 10:14 AM 19.4K Retweets 130K Likes Mrstealyourchilll Ya ̨̻͈̞̖͎̠̮̱̗̳͚̠̖͇͉̺̖̥̭͆̐̅ͣ͑͂̊͑͌̚͟͝ ̶̢̯͉̫̣̞͈̠̳͚̺̭̫̪̮̼̗̝̳ͨͩ̿͌ͪ͐ͯ̍̎͆̄̃͟ ̡̳͇̖͓̥̟̠̬͉͔͍̪ͩ̒̂ͭ̊̀ͦͥͨ̅̽ͩ͌ͥͮ͌̾ͩ͝͠ͅ ̴̡͕̹͕͕̰̒̈ͨ͐͒̿͆̆͌̃̀̂ͨ̑̎͘͜ ̸̼̜̟͕̝̄ͩ͌̒ͮͩͦ͛̚̚͝ ͑ͥ̽̅͂̒̐ͨ̓ͨ̎̍҉̛̟̬̣̖̱̼͓̰͟ ̷̗͕͙̝̉̾ͪ̎ͣ͐ͨ̃̉̔ ̴͕̥̪̪ͤ̋̆̂̆̈́̃̋ͩ͟ͅ ̫̯͉͎̰͖̘̥̠̩̠͖̎ͦ̂̌ͥ̂͘͡ ̶̛͆͂̐͐̕҉̧̹͈̭͚̼͙͚̝̖̠͔͍̯̟ ̢͈̮̤͇̱̘͍̥̭̳̼̠̬̝̤̱̤̜̑̐ͣ̃͋ͣ̿͌̈ͩ̌̓ ̴̷̵̡̟̻̲̹̯͖̣̲̞́ͥ̄ͨ̌ͣ̂̄͊ͅ ̶̠͕̯͓̥̦̜̯͚̬͈͎̬̞̟ͭ͒͛͋̌̔̆̇́̅̂̿̋̍̚͝ ͔͎͕̩̝̟̦͉͕͍̖̼̟̯̩ͪ̊͗͗̐̊̔̋̋̄ͭ͢͝ ̴͖̗͖̜̺̝͇̯̦̜͔̱̍͂ͣ̉̃ͥ̃͒̑̈̌ͩ̂ͥ̚͟͡ ̪͍̝̲̞̙͍̮̝̈̓̅͋̾ͤ͑̊͝͞ ̷̠̖͙̻̠̻͍̲͙̋͆̒̽͒̏̄͌ͬ͂̐ͧ̆ͣ͌ͧ͗̉́ ͙͇̼̺̞̤̝̻̞̩͇͍̘̒ͥͧ͒ͥ͒ͮ͗͐ͩ̈ͥͩ́̚͝ ͥ͆̀́̽̅̊̂ͩ͑ͯ̆͂ͫͭ͆ͪ҉̛̻͔͈̯̹̣̤̰̙̯ ̶̴̝͈͍̰̯͖͖̮̥̩͕̄̉͆ͩ́̈ͯ͆͐̄̓ͩ͘͜͟ͅ ̶̛̋͑̽ͫ̆̕҉͍̙͍̳̘̖̪̀ ͛̏̓͆͒͂͑̏͑͏̨̛̹̭̘̦̝̤̣͝ ̡̢̡̱̪̬͇͈̙͓̱̥ͥ͌ͤ͒͂ͭͪ̽̔͆̒ͪ̽͞͝ ̶̣͈͔̩̹̠͔̱̦̤̻̋͗̃̂̾ͪͫ͐ͯͨͦͦ̑̔ ̰̲̲̙͕̘͓̟̤̫̖̭̣͔̳̗́͐̍̾͊͋̎̽͆̃̒͌̾͝ ̴̡̰̱̼̺̥̂̀ͩ͒ͣ͂ ̞̯͚̝͚̦͎̺̜̒͛̅͒̏̀̂̈̏ͥ̏͆̅̌͑͝ͅ ̗̱͉͚͈̖̪͇̭̲͚̻̮̱̺̜̜͓̯ͭͭͪ̋̀́͌ͭͨ̿̓̍̾ͧ͛ͫ̑͝ ̴̢͕̥̘̱̠͓͕̠̿̾͋̓̔̓ ̢͓͚̠͖̙̱͍̯̹̙̮̺̭̠͉̘ͪ͊̽̈ͯ̅̄͊͂ͪͦ̾̓̈͡ ̨̛̯̼̰͈͍̪̭̒ͤ̾̿̾̆̌̓́͟ ̵̬̦̦͕̭̬̰͇̫͎͓̳̮̤̎̎́̋ͪ̀̃̈́ͭ͗͛̅͊̀ͧͣ͒͗͐́̀ ̵̢̬̱̞̪͙̳̞̬͎͕̫̳̝͍͖͍͙̈́̀̊̐͛̈́̓͋̈̏͛̏̒̉ͦͧ̇̎̀ͅͅ ̧̭͍͎͔̝̰̭̯̞̹̗̻͇͕̄ͥ̒͒̀͠ ̢̢͎̤̤̳̪̩̘͓̘͇͙͈̤̬̜̣̺͊͂̅͑̋̏̓͢͢ͅ ̼̰̣͎̣̮͓͓̟̜̑̇ͧ̋ͦ̐̍͆ͥ̒̒̓̑͘ ̛̰͔̙̞͚̺̼̜̦̤̂ͨͩ̑̉̋̔ͬ̽̾͂͛ͭ́͠͝ ̼̬̠͙͎̺͈̩͈̹̥̯̝̫̙̘̇̂ͣͨ̐́͟ ̧͔̝͚̖̤̦̻̟̙̏̋ͤ͢͝͠ͅ - ___̴̰̼̠̰̜̜͉͉͓̼͕̮͐ͪͧ̒̄̉ͫ̚͡͡ͅ ͪͣ͋͐̔̈̐ͨ̍̃ͮ͂ͣ͂҉̵̲̻̥̗̬̤̱̘͙̭͖͙̖͎̪͔̦̙́͢ ̒̌̎̈̆̒̽͡͏̨̤̠̤̘̱̱͉͍͉̝̞͔͎̜̱͢ ̷̨̮̱̟͕͙͚̻͍̱̪̈̋ͥ̂ͦ͑̉̄̒͊̿̆̌ͥ͐ ͮͥ̿ͮ͊͐͌͌̿̐ͨ̽̅͂̋̍͒͂̓͠҉͓̼̺̤̞̤̭ͅ ̴̴̨̧̛̺͚̱̙͚̯̼̦̤͓̱̫̭̣̳̮͔̻̜̏ͭ͆̐̀͊̇̅͒̐͋ͮ̚ ̏̓ͣ̚҉̢͔̫͈̜̖͈̬̼͍̩̲͈̥̫̺̱̹͘ ̵̸̇ͮ́̋̋̒̾̈́̇ͦ̓͏̮͉̞̤͍̻̱̟̪̠̭̻͘̕ ̨̥̫̲͓̖̺͍̤̭̼̼̼̫͙̏ͬ̇̃̔ͬ̑̊̅̋͗̍ͬ̆̔͆ ̶̢̹͓͙̩̤̰̄̍ͤ́ͥ̚͠͝ͅ ̡̗̘̜̜̠̝͔͕̦̮̓̏̄ͮͯ͐̂̓͆͐ͮͦ͋̃͑ͮ̍͂̕ ͎͎̤̼̹͚̾͆͐̍ͫ̓ͨ̾̀̕͘ͅ ̸̨̡̻̺͉̱͕̭͙͚͒̎̌̐̀ͅ ̧̢͌ͣ̎ͭͦͨ̋̀̉͜͡͏̙͔̪̱̫̪͙̼̬͙̰̭̺̜̣ ̸̵̹̯͖͍̗͆̈́ͪ̒̽̅̄ͫ̍̋ͮͤ̅ͫ́̚̚͞ͅ ̸̱̤̲̼͈͓̰̹̪͙̥̤̜̬̏͗͛́͠ͅ ̛̲̣̠̟͇̞̼͖̘̱̣̪̳ͪ̓͌͐͐̽͆̀͜͟͜ ̸̺̝͈͉͔̖̫͉̺͇̥̩͚͎̩̼̖̪̿̎ͦͨ̎ͩ̌̋ͫͬ͢͠͞ ̷͈̦̩̣̰̲̭͖̜̖̟̠̝̄̔̉̓̏ͤ̉̐͛͌̍̾͌ͬ̚͝ ͐̓̓̉͂͛͋͛̒ͤ̚̚͞͏̸̫̩̭̩̭͚̫̣̬͚̖͖̗͡ ͪ̆͆̎̓̆͌̔̒ͭ͘͢͞͠͏̤͇̥̖̖̙̤6165. 4̰̰͖̝̝̬͍̦̹̞ͤ̅̆̀̌̈́͠ͅ ̸̴̢̡̨̙̙̫̺̗̼͗ͫ̋̒̊͌̽͋̏̔ͅ ̸̛̹͇̩͉̜̙̻͙͕̼̫̲̗̀ͭ̈ͭ͆̌̽͋̇ͭ̔̐̒͢͝͝ͅ ̢̪͍̦̞͓͓̠͇̹̰̪͍̲͈̘̖ͮ̎͐̿̅̉͛̃̏ͫͦ̇̄̅̈́͋͊͝ͅ ͮ͐ͬ̑͑͑́͘҉͏̖̟̹͍̠̘͇̗̰̭̺͕̰͓̞ͅ ̛̛͖̘͚̯̝̫̺̯̻͉̺̠̝̝̮̒́͒͋̋̿̿̍͋͆ͩͪͭ͌ͣ̽ͬ͟͢ ̶̡̬̬̗͕̖͇͎̫̤̂͊ͯ̔ͪ̉̿̀̃́ͅ ̴̸̠̯̯̳̪̳̟̝̞̳̯̬̹̖̗̩̘͕̔ͨ͐͋̓̑͆̂ͯ̊̒̌ͨͨ̐̂͒̔͝͠ͅ ̴̶̧̣̠̻̲͚̳̹̤͍͐͆ͤ̚͘͘ ̶̢͍̩̠̫͙̗͖͂͆̐̓̅͋͂̍͑͌͝ͅ ̸̵̮̘͎̪̬̅ͧ͑̓̾̚͡͡ ̨̩̘̝̝͍͉̗͙͍͎͔̖̮̈́ͩ͐̅͒̐̓̊͠ͅ ̴͎͕̲̯̤̗̞̥̥̗͖͙ͫͣ̅̎͛͋͂̂ͫͤ͢͡ ̳̥͍̫ͧ͑̽̽ͯ̌̀ͫͧ̎̀̈̚͠ ̵͔͕̣̖̗͇͎͍̗̙͒͒̑̊̒̒ͥ͛͠ͅ ̶̆͌͑ͪ́̀͏̪̼͍̜̥ ͕̮͍̱̦̬͍̥̔̓ͯͭ̃̃͗̀͗ͩ̅̓͒̎̓ͩ͑ͦ̿͘͜͝ͅͅ ̴̨̥̣͉͉̰̜͎̀̉̔͆ͨͭ̊̓ͣ̒̃͘ͅ ̢̡̢̢̘͚̠̪̩̞̮̮̮̲͎̺͎̣̫̱̣̌̈́ͧ̎̅͂̄̑̎ͪͮ̃͐̏̎ͧ͜ͅ ͊̾͋͗̐̈́ͫͪͯ̆ͫ͛҉̸̩̜̞͇͇̠̖̠͘͘͜ ͓̗̥̖̥͉͎̞ͦ̿̽̄̇̎̽̅͗́̚͡͡I’m gay

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