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silent-calling: ohlookarandompersonexisting: pep-no: pepoluan: tasty-ghoul-boy: So I went looking at Gordon Ramsay videos and found this and laughed for about 10 minutes. This shall never be not reblogged. Time to reblog this again. this is like actually hilarious  I say this shit and nobody can keep up with me. : Gordon Ramsay doesn't like being called "mate" mbelinky 11 videos 520,423 38 Subscribe 78856 canoninmunaone 1 month ago i'm not your mate buddy Reply 13d rockhaze 1 month ago Im not your buddy, pa Reply6in reply to canoninmunaone MultiJello123 1 month ago Reply 6 in reply to rockhaze dregz13 1 month ago I'm not your friend, cuz. Reply . 6ub n reply to Mutuello123 MultiJello123 1 month ago I'm not your cuz, bro. Reply 7in reply to dregz13 rockhaze 1 month ago I'm not your bro, mate. Reply . 9ié īreply to Mult ello 123 MultiJello123 1 month ago m not your mate, dog Reply . 10 1· in reply to rockhaze WunderDoob 1 month ago I'm not your dog, dude Reply 8in reply to Multuello123 MultiJello123 1 month ago I'm not your dude, broski Reply 8in reply to WunderDoob Jackj Oo 1 month ago I'm not your broski, son Reply8in reply to MultiJello 123 MultiJello123 1 month ago I'm not your son, dad Reply 11in reply to Jackj Oo Lord Vader 3 weeks ago I'm not your dad, son Reply 27in reply to Multülello123 MultiJello123 3 weeks ago I'm not your son, acquaintances of mine Reply 5 in reply to Lord Vader . Lord Vader 3 weeks ago I'm not your acquaintance, love 5ié in reply to Mult ello! 23 Reply . MultiJello123 3 weeks ago I'm not your love, sweetheart 5lé Reply in reply to Lord Vader . Lord Vader 3 weeks ago I'm not your sweetheart, babe Reply 5in reply to Multilello 123 MultiJello123 3 weeks ago I'm not your babe, darling Reply 5in reply to Lord Vader Lord Vader 3 weeks ago I'm not your darling, dearie . 6 lé Reply יי in reply to Mult ello! 23 MultiJello123 3 weeks ago I'm not your dearie, honey Replyin reply to Lord Vader Lord Vader 3 weeks ago I'm not your honey, sugar 51. in reply to Mult ello! 23 Reply . MultiJello123 3 weeks ago I'm not your sugar, baby Reply 3 in reply to Lord Vader . Lord Vader 3 weeks ago I'm not your baby, sweetie 31. in reply to Mult ello! 23 Reply . MultiJello123 3 weeks ago I'm not vour sweetie, lover 3 lé וי in reply to Lord Vader Reply . Lord Vader 3 weeks ago I'm not your lover, precious Reply . 8 in reply to Mult ello123 ' dimas0302 2 weeks ago That's it, that enough internet for me today in reply to Lord Vader Reply יי . Lord Vader 2 weeks ago I'm not your internet, random dude Replyin reply to dimas0302 Luke Skywaker 2 weeks ago I'm not vour random dude, Dad Reply9in reply to Lord Vader Lord Vader 2 weeks ago I'm... I'm not... I mean. find your lack of faith disturbing Reply 10in reply to Luke Skywaker silent-calling: ohlookarandompersonexisting: pep-no: pepoluan: tasty-ghoul-boy: So I went looking at Gordon Ramsay videos and found this and laughed for about 10 minutes. This shall never be not reblogged. Time to reblog this again. this is like actually hilarious  I say this shit and nobody can keep up with me.
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tsunderepup: randomslasher: pastel-selkie: lesbianshepard: stupid leftists and their belief in *checks notes* the intrinsic value of human life Reblog if you would burn down the statue of liberty to save a life Here’s the thing, though. If you asked a conservative “Would you let the statue of liberty burn to save one life?” they’d probably scoff and say no, it’s a national landmark, a treasure, a piece of too much historical importance to let it be destroyed for the sake of one measly life.  But if you asked, “Would you let the statue of liberty burn in order to save your child? your spouse? someone you loved a great deal?” the tune abruptly changes. At the very least, there’s a hesitation. Even if they deny it, I’m willing to bet that gun to their head, the answer would be “yes.”   The basic problem here is that people have a hard time seeing outside their own sphere of influence, and empathizing beyond the few people who are right in front of them. You’ve got your immediate family, whom you love; your friends, your acquaintances, maybe to a certain degree the people who share a status with you (your religion, your race, etc.)–but beyond that? People aren’t real. They’re theoretical.  But a national monument? That’s real. It stands for something. The value of a non-realized anonymous life that exists completely outside your sphere of influence is clearly worth less than something that represents freedom and prosperity to a whole nation, right? People who think like this lack the compassion to realize that everyone is in someone’s immediate sphere of influence–that everyone is someone’s lover, or brother, or parent. Everyone means the world to someone. And it’s the absolute height of selfishness to assume that their lives don’t have value just because they don’t mean the world to you.  P.S. I would let the statue of liberty burn to save a pigeon.  : anarchy404x 1d You must understand the weird logic of the left. To them life is priceless and should always be prioritised over property. They would literally let the statue of Liberty burn to save one person. Through inaction let one person starve? You monster, you literally murdered them. Reply Vote tsunderepup: randomslasher: pastel-selkie: lesbianshepard: stupid leftists and their belief in *checks notes* the intrinsic value of human life Reblog if you would burn down the statue of liberty to save a life Here’s the thing, though. If you asked a conservative “Would you let the statue of liberty burn to save one life?” they’d probably scoff and say no, it’s a national landmark, a treasure, a piece of too much historical importance to let it be destroyed for the sake of one measly life.  But if you asked, “Would you let the statue of liberty burn in order to save your child? your spouse? someone you loved a great deal?” the tune abruptly changes. At the very least, there’s a hesitation. Even if they deny it, I’m willing to bet that gun to their head, the answer would be “yes.”   The basic problem here is that people have a hard time seeing outside their own sphere of influence, and empathizing beyond the few people who are right in front of them. You’ve got your immediate family, whom you love; your friends, your acquaintances, maybe to a certain degree the people who share a status with you (your religion, your race, etc.)–but beyond that? People aren’t real. They’re theoretical.  But a national monument? That’s real. It stands for something. The value of a non-realized anonymous life that exists completely outside your sphere of influence is clearly worth less than something that represents freedom and prosperity to a whole nation, right? People who think like this lack the compassion to realize that everyone is in someone’s immediate sphere of influence–that everyone is someone’s lover, or brother, or parent. Everyone means the world to someone. And it’s the absolute height of selfishness to assume that their lives don’t have value just because they don’t mean the world to you.  P.S. I would let the statue of liberty burn to save a pigeon. 

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pep-no: pepoluan: tasty-ghoul-boy: So I went looking at Gordon Ramsay videos and found this and laughed for about 10 minutes. This shall never be not reblogged. Time to reblog this again. : Gordon Ramsay doesn't like being called "mate" mbelinky 11 videos 520,423 38 Subscribe 78856 canoninmunaone 1 month ago i'm not your mate buddy Reply 13d rockhaze 1 month ago Im not your buddy, pa Reply6in reply to canoninmunaone MultiJello123 1 month ago Reply 6 in reply to rockhaze dregz13 1 month ago I'm not your friend, cuz. Reply . 6ub n reply to Mutuello123 MultiJello123 1 month ago I'm not your cuz, bro. Reply 7in reply to dregz13 rockhaze 1 month ago I'm not your bro, mate. Reply . 9ié īreply to Mult ello 123 MultiJello123 1 month ago m not your mate, dog Reply . 10 1· in reply to rockhaze WunderDoob 1 month ago I'm not your dog, dude Reply 8in reply to Multuello123 MultiJello123 1 month ago I'm not your dude, broski Reply 8in reply to WunderDoob Jackj Oo 1 month ago I'm not your broski, son Reply8in reply to MultiJello 123 MultiJello123 1 month ago I'm not your son, dad Reply 11in reply to Jackj Oo Lord Vader 3 weeks ago I'm not your dad, son Reply 27in reply to Multülello123 MultiJello123 3 weeks ago I'm not your son, acquaintances of mine Reply 5 in reply to Lord Vader . Lord Vader 3 weeks ago I'm not your acquaintance, love 5ié in reply to Mult ello! 23 Reply . MultiJello123 3 weeks ago I'm not your love, sweetheart 5lé Reply in reply to Lord Vader . Lord Vader 3 weeks ago I'm not your sweetheart, babe Reply 5in reply to Multilello 123 MultiJello123 3 weeks ago I'm not your babe, darling Reply 5in reply to Lord Vader Lord Vader 3 weeks ago I'm not your darling, dearie . 6 lé Reply יי in reply to Mult ello! 23 MultiJello123 3 weeks ago I'm not your dearie, honey Replyin reply to Lord Vader Lord Vader 3 weeks ago I'm not your honey, sugar 51. in reply to Mult ello! 23 Reply . MultiJello123 3 weeks ago I'm not your sugar, baby Reply 3 in reply to Lord Vader . Lord Vader 3 weeks ago I'm not your baby, sweetie 31. in reply to Mult ello! 23 Reply . MultiJello123 3 weeks ago I'm not vour sweetie, lover 3 lé וי in reply to Lord Vader Reply . Lord Vader 3 weeks ago I'm not your lover, precious Reply . 8 in reply to Mult ello123 ' dimas0302 2 weeks ago That's it, that enough internet for me today in reply to Lord Vader Reply יי . Lord Vader 2 weeks ago I'm not your internet, random dude Replyin reply to dimas0302 Luke Skywaker 2 weeks ago I'm not vour random dude, Dad Reply9in reply to Lord Vader Lord Vader 2 weeks ago I'm... I'm not... I mean. find your lack of faith disturbing Reply 10in reply to Luke Skywaker pep-no: pepoluan: tasty-ghoul-boy: So I went looking at Gordon Ramsay videos and found this and laughed for about 10 minutes. This shall never be not reblogged. Time to reblog this again.

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Bruh. This morning I seen two horrifying things. Horrifying. Just...unspeakably terrifying. First: I seen a Honda Civic race to the scene of an accident with police lights on the dash. Second: I seen a cop in a blue Chrysler minivan. A BLUE CHRYSLER MINIVAN. Nah, Bruh. Hell nah. They cat fishing us. They cat fishing us real, real hard. This is a whole new level of cat fish. It used to be that all u had to do was keep your eyes peeled for a white Chevy Caprice. Then they got white Ford Explorers. But Japanese cars? And family cars? This is rocket science level cat fishing. Bruh. This is like if I walk into a club wearing high heels and some sexy ass blond in a Valentino dress and some python skin Saint Laurent heels come up to me like "ooh bitch nice heels!" And I'm like "you too biiiiiiiitch! 💅" and she thinks she made a gay best friend that night and she come home with me and she get in bed wearing only La Perla panties (I know how y'all sexy girls do, y'all love sleepovers with your gay bestie) and my PP sticking straight into the atmosphere like a flag pole and she just like "smash?" And I'm like "yes, biiiiiiiiitch? 💋" and she's like "I thought you were gay(?)" and I'm like "nah baby girl I just like to wear heels sometimes to explore my feminine side and break out of constricting gender norms but now that we're in bed together let's get acquainted 😍." THAT level cat fish 😂. Nah but for real y'all cops savages. Stop this cat fishing. Y'all foul for that. A brother can't even speed no more! I got places to go! Smash got board meetings to attend! Let a brother speed! Fuck!! 😂😂😂: 4 month old German Shepherd DrSmashlove Bruh. This morning I seen two horrifying things. Horrifying. Just...unspeakably terrifying. First: I seen a Honda Civic race to the scene of an accident with police lights on the dash. Second: I seen a cop in a blue Chrysler minivan. A BLUE CHRYSLER MINIVAN. Nah, Bruh. Hell nah. They cat fishing us. They cat fishing us real, real hard. This is a whole new level of cat fish. It used to be that all u had to do was keep your eyes peeled for a white Chevy Caprice. Then they got white Ford Explorers. But Japanese cars? And family cars? This is rocket science level cat fishing. Bruh. This is like if I walk into a club wearing high heels and some sexy ass blond in a Valentino dress and some python skin Saint Laurent heels come up to me like "ooh bitch nice heels!" And I'm like "you too biiiiiiiitch! 💅" and she thinks she made a gay best friend that night and she come home with me and she get in bed wearing only La Perla panties (I know how y'all sexy girls do, y'all love sleepovers with your gay bestie) and my PP sticking straight into the atmosphere like a flag pole and she just like "smash?" And I'm like "yes, biiiiiiiiitch? 💋" and she's like "I thought you were gay(?)" and I'm like "nah baby girl I just like to wear heels sometimes to explore my feminine side and break out of constricting gender norms but now that we're in bed together let's get acquainted 😍." THAT level cat fish 😂. Nah but for real y'all cops savages. Stop this cat fishing. Y'all foul for that. A brother can't even speed no more! I got places to go! Smash got board meetings to attend! Let a brother speed! Fuck!! 😂😂😂
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Look who you befriend✨ — “And keep yourself (O Muhammad sallAllaahu ‘alayhi wa sallam) patiently with those who call on their Lord (i.e. your companions who remember their Lord with glorification, praising in prayers, etc., and other righteous deeds, etc.) morning and afternoon, seeking His Face, and let not your eyes overlook them, desiring the pomp and glitter of the life of the world; and obey not him whose heart We have made heedless of Our Remembrance, one who follows his own lusts and whose affair (deeds) has been lost.” [Soorah Al-Kahf :28] - The conditions of friends are: ⠀ 1. At-Tawheed 2. He is seen worshipping Allaah in all different times of the day; always hastening to accumulate good deeds 3. Sincerity 4. He is not seeking the dunya; the dunya is not his biggest concern. 5. He should not be from the negligent – those who neglect abundantly remembering their Lord. 6. He should not be from those who follow their desires. 7. He should not be from those who have difficulty handling and controlling their affairs. — From the matters one must look into when choosing a companion: 1. How does he behave when his desires are before him? 2. How is he at the time of anger when something incenses him? 3. How is he at the time when the thing he lusts for is in front of him? — The issue of choosing companionship can be of three types: 1. The one who keeps the company of the transgressors. 2. The who keeps the company of the pious as well as the transgressors. 3. The one who keeps the company of the believers and the pious exclusively; and this is the one who will be saved by the permission of Allaah. — The harms of keeping the company of other than the pious: 1. You may be affected with doubts regarding your sound creed. 2. They will call and entice you to fall into the same types of sins and transgressions that they fall into. 3. They will link you by common acquaintances to other people of evil.(1) ⠀ We ask Allaah to grant us good campanions that encourage us upon goodness and prevent us from evil. ✒@muslimonthemap: aislam4everyone "IF YOU HAVE A FRIEND WHO HELPS YOU OBEY ALLAH, HOLD ONTO HIM." Imam ash-Shafie dA Look who you befriend✨ — “And keep yourself (O Muhammad sallAllaahu ‘alayhi wa sallam) patiently with those who call on their Lord (i.e. your companions who remember their Lord with glorification, praising in prayers, etc., and other righteous deeds, etc.) morning and afternoon, seeking His Face, and let not your eyes overlook them, desiring the pomp and glitter of the life of the world; and obey not him whose heart We have made heedless of Our Remembrance, one who follows his own lusts and whose affair (deeds) has been lost.” [Soorah Al-Kahf :28] - The conditions of friends are: ⠀ 1. At-Tawheed 2. He is seen worshipping Allaah in all different times of the day; always hastening to accumulate good deeds 3. Sincerity 4. He is not seeking the dunya; the dunya is not his biggest concern. 5. He should not be from the negligent – those who neglect abundantly remembering their Lord. 6. He should not be from those who follow their desires. 7. He should not be from those who have difficulty handling and controlling their affairs. — From the matters one must look into when choosing a companion: 1. How does he behave when his desires are before him? 2. How is he at the time of anger when something incenses him? 3. How is he at the time when the thing he lusts for is in front of him? — The issue of choosing companionship can be of three types: 1. The one who keeps the company of the transgressors. 2. The who keeps the company of the pious as well as the transgressors. 3. The one who keeps the company of the believers and the pious exclusively; and this is the one who will be saved by the permission of Allaah. — The harms of keeping the company of other than the pious: 1. You may be affected with doubts regarding your sound creed. 2. They will call and entice you to fall into the same types of sins and transgressions that they fall into. 3. They will link you by common acquaintances to other people of evil.(1) ⠀ We ask Allaah to grant us good campanions that encourage us upon goodness and prevent us from evil. ✒@muslimonthemap

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