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If you are hearing impaired, before boarding, please advise
the ride attendant.
You will get wet - possibly soaked on this ride
Stay seated, face forward, keep head, arms and legs inside
ride at all times.
Riders must possess at least one naturally fully formed
and functioning arm with the ability to be flexed at the elbow
and a minimum of three full fingers with the ability to hold on.
Riders must possess at least one naturally fully formed
and functioning leg with a foot.
Acces ramp to your right (Flash Pass entrance).
Rider Responsibility
There are inherent risks in the participation in or on any amusement ride
or attraction. Patrons have a duty to exercise good judgement and act
in a responsible manner while participating on the ride or attraction
and to obey all oral and/or written warnings.
Patrons also have a duty to properly use all ride or attraction
safety equipment provided.
An actual warning sign I saw at the amusement park
An actual warning sign I saw at the amusement park
America, Clothes, and College: O4G19:39
pervocracy
I wonder if one of the causes of animosity
towards "entitled millennials" is that many millennials
are poor people who look rich. Theres this growing
class of people who wear nice clothes, have fancy new
electronic gadgets, go out to eat nice food... and will
never own a home or have a retirement fund or put a
child through college.
It's so easy to say "if you cut down on the avocado toast
maybe you could save up", and so hard to accept that
a house these days is fifty thousand avocado toasts,
and thats why so many of us have just given up. We
don't treat ourselves because we think the world will
take care of us when we get older, we treat ourselves
because we know it won't. Might as well feel and look
good on the way down
geobrarian
think you're absolutely right. And what compounds
this image is the fact that fancy new gadgets and nice
looking clothes and elevated toast ARE all relatively
cheap compared to how they look. The cost of things
has gone way down while the price of property has
skyrocketed. I can buy a full outfit, a phone case with
an external charger embedded, and lunch at a local
business for under $50 total, but then I'll walk home to
4619:39
business for under $50 total, but then I'll walk home to
my apartment because I can't afford a car payment or a
mortgage.
It's unintentional smoke and mirrors
bogleech
Older, better off people also have difficulty
understanding the cell phone thing because they
remember cell phones being a luxury for thousands of
dollars practically yesterday in their personal timeline of
the world. They often have sincerely no idea you can get
at least a flip phone for $10 and pay as you go
And foods that used to be "exotic dining" in America
like sushi and pho and curry have normalized enough,
especially in cities, to be as inexpensive as a typical
quick Tunch
kyraneko
Yep. There's an aspect of frugality to turning your
buying choices to what gets you the most bang for your
buck, and now that you can have sushi for the price of
McDonald's, buy a suit from the thrift store and have
it tailored to you for less than the price of a new pain
of jeans, and find smartphones for under a hundred
dollars or even free with data plan, that is the sort of
also like, half of the stuff is not only nolonger a luxery
but its an actual necessity, if you dont have a computer
it just became so much harder to apply for jobs, if you
dont have a phone how are they going to contact you for
the interview?
Fuente: pervocracy
76,101 notas
karlcat
elliexer
turnon
me: the lives of all creatures have intrinsic value
fly: buzz buzz
me:
Millennials kill the poverty stereotypes industry. Bonus meme at the end.
Millennials kill the poverty stereotypes industry. Bonus meme at the end.
Driving, Funny, and Petty: o AT&T
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Actual police report from Camp Pendleton
by 0590plazaj 1 week ago
26 SEP 15
ABUSE OF PUBLIC ANIMAL, DRUNKEN OR RECKLESS
DRIVING
CAMP PENDLETON, SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA
SEP 15: "MALE NAVY ENLISTED FIRST
CLASS PETTY OFFICER EXITED A BAR INTOXICATED
IN AN ATTEMPT TO DRIVE A POV EQUIPPED WITH A
BREATHALYZER INTERLOCK SYSTEM. SUSPECT WAS
TOO INTOXICATED TO SUCCESSFULLY START THE
VEHICLE, SO HE WENT INTO THE PARK WHERE HE
CAPTURED A RACCOON RUMMAGING IN A TRASH
RECEPTACLE. INDIVIDUAL UTILIZED THE RACOON
TO BLOW INTO THE INTERLOCK SYSTEM
SUCCESSFULLY, BUT THE RACOON BECAME
UNCONSCIOUS FROM BEING SQUEEZED AND WAS
DISCARDED ON THE FLOORBOARD OF THE VEHICLE
UNTIL A SHORT TIME LATER WHEN THE RACOON
REGAINED CONSCIOUSNESS AND BEGAN TO
ATTACK THE SUSPECT WHILE DRIVING, CAUSING
THE VEHICLE TO CRASH INTO A RESIDENTIAL
FENCE. THE VEHICLE CAME TO A COMPLETE STOP
IN AN INGROUND SWIMMING POOL. THE SUSPECT
SUSTAINED NUMEROUS SCRATCHES AND BITE
MARKS TO THE HANDS, FACE, STOMACH, AND
ARMS
Thought this would be in Florida
Thought this would be in Florida
Memorial Day, How, and Weekend: Actual footage of how I'm spending my Memorial Day weekend 😂🏝
Credit: ViralHog
Actual footage of how I'm spending my Memorial Day weekend 😂🏝 Credit: ViralHog
Dank, Lottery, and 🤖: O LELAND-BAGWELL
Actual footage of me 0.00001 seconds after winning the lottery... 🙌
Actual footage of me 0.00001 seconds after winning the lottery... 🙌
Brains, Chill, and Funny: Rhys da 5'9
@RZM25
Fuck Busha
Everyone is freaking out about
technology like our brains are going
to melt and people won't be able to
communicate in a hundred years
Meanwhile l'm here like calm down
Linda we used to feed actual cocaine
to teething infants, a talking phone is
not going to ruin anyone's life.
Chill out
Chill out
Big Dick, Chill, and Church: ITT: Glorious Retards
>be me
mormonfag
church boring as fuck
not really that interested in going, its a cult, mostly do it for
my family
hate testimony week
basically open mic day once a week at church
people go up and are supposed to talk about how great
god is or whatever, generally just talk about how great they
are and what vacation they went on last
literally just a big dick measuring contest
new family moves into ward
pretty unusual situation: single dad, downie kid. we learned
way later that he accidentally got a girl pregnant, she
wanted to abort downie, he said he'd raise the baby himself
rather than see that happen.
not sure if i agree with it, but gotta admit, that's honorable
as fuck
downies a good kid too, sweet as can be, not as dumb as
you'd think
anyway
testimony week comes around, dreading it
first guy goes up, starts talking about how he baptized a lot
of people on his mission
>am rolling my eyes in five dimensions when I heard downie
roar from across the room
"TEHTIMONEY WEEK IS FOHR TEHTIMONEYS! NOE!"
room goes quiet, guy wraps up quickly, sits down
people tell actual wholesome stuff, they fear the downie.
no dick measuring with him around
next week similar thing happens: woman goes up to talk
about how much she loves her husband, and how he took
the whole family on a trip to mexico recently
Downie interrupts
"TEHTIMONEY! WEEK! IS! FOHR! TEHTIMONEYS! NOE!"
lady sits down, normal talking goes on, im officially
borderline gay for downie
later talking with my edgelord apostate friends, we all talk
about how downie is the best thing to happen to this ward
ever
we find downie and thank him for keeping it real. his dad
is super touched that we all stopped by, we all make sure
to thank downie for his interruptions and tell him to keep it
real
we thought maybe his dad would be annoyed that we were
encouraging this, but his dad was chill as could be
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cont
next week, Downey takes it up a notclh
mormon services have two or three talks a servic, all done by volunteers, but
the talks can suuuuuuck
worst ones are when old people/newly returned missionaries are asked to talk
and they ramble for an hour and a half
old lady is going on and on about growing up in the great depression. we're all
about to go insane when downie stands up
YOU TAHK TOO LON, OTHER SPEACHERS NEED TO TAHK TOO
lady wraps up
we're all in fucking awe of this god among us
anytime somebody rambles, or tries to humblebrag, downie calls them out
its fucking amazing
>church is still a cult but its actually kind of fun now with downie there
me and my edgelord friends keep an eye on him, nobody fucks with our downie
we get near the end of HS when downie has a heart attack
we all visit him in the hospital. we fucking love him
>he survived the heart attack, but he just may not have a whole lot of time left.
the sunday, the dad announces that him and his son are going to be moving out
of state. wants to show his son more of the world before he dies.
me and my friends go to downies house to say goodbye, tell him we're going to
miss him so much, testimoney week is going to turn back to shit with him gone
downie asks if he can tell us a secret
we say sure, you can tell us anything
"Dah tole me wat to say all those times.
>mfw his dad originally used his retarded son as a way to ignore social
conventions and tell people to stfu, but wound up continuing to do it for years
because he knew it was helping him have friends.
>mfw when im not sure if his dad is an asshole or a genius
>mfw I don't even care anymore, I still think fondly of that glorious downie
bastard yelling at old ladies from the back of the chapel
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Anon goes to church
Anon goes to church
Be Like, Being Rich, and Best Buy: Xtoney Tha Skum Lord
@Stoney_Blu
It's funny how Twitter & IG make you feel like
a failure for not being rich by 25. but then
you meet actual people who are successful
and you tell them your age and they say
hal!I was working at Best Buy when l did
was your age wit a quarter tank of gas and
no food"
4/15/18, 8:45 AM
It be like that sometimes.. 🤷♂️ https://t.co/OUMkarS5EJ
It be like that sometimes.. 🤷♂️ https://t.co/OUMkarS5EJ
Memes, 🤖, and How: actual picture of how well i'm keeping it
together rrn
😫 goodgirlwithbadthoughts 💅🏼
😫 goodgirlwithbadthoughts 💅🏼
