This is actually scarier than the prospect of a nuclear missile landing directly on my fucking face.
Like actually extremely important 💯🙋🏽🙌🏼
Just so you know 😁 Get following @northwitch69 @northwitch69 @northwitch69 @northwitch69
How carefree I would be if I were actually carefree and didn't work seven days a week 365 days a year DisMoneyAinGonMakeItself IllVacationWh...
Oh, hiiiii! 👋 Yeah, I actually changed my number. Papa John's? 😲 Hmm, u sure? That's odd 🤔 I had that number for years. Oh, and I also moved...
"did it hurt when u fell from heaven?" https://t.co/zymWhYkA9P
😂😂 The wedding must have been lit AF
I want to think i'm Borat, but I know deep down I'm actually Azamat | 👉 @betasalmon for more
me: pretends to be shook
Never have I prayed for rainy days more so in my life | @cuteandfuzzybunch 🐶
when you actually get to know me https://t.co/mRqmX46wzS
Follow for more funny tumblr and textposts!!
Our past should not determine our future. I failed mathematics woefully when I was in primary school and today I still fail maths woefully 😂...
This is so adorable 😍😂 (@doggosdoingthings has good dogs pics)
Thank you! 😂
Please tell me more. . @DOYOUEVEN 👈🏼 10% OFF STOREWIDE (use code DYE10 ✔️ tap the link in our BIO 🎉
I should be sleeping. Instead, I shall stir the pot. It's not like Sig is a bad company, actually. Most people don't realize that they retoo...
hello I'm back ! Sorry for not posting but I had a lot of shit to deal with and think about the past few days. I love you all and I hope you...
It's actually uncanny 😶 . . wtf1 wtf1official formula1 f1 motorsport maldonado crashtor
finally someone is actually go to Coachella for - Max textpost textposts
You need a therapist💯 (Follow @carteltwins for more laughs)
Actually I think even people that watch it still feel this way
just realised im actually not emotional enough for alt memes anymore, im free at last
She's the one
I will eat an entire log of cookie dough for dinner. Why? BECAUSE FUCK YOU MOM I'M AN ADULT THAT'S WHY
IT'S NEARLY HALLOWEEN OMG I WAS GONNA CAPTION THIS WITH "IT'S NEARLY HALLOWEEN GUYS" AND THEN WATCH AS LOADS OF YOU GOT ANGRY BECAUSE IT IS ...
WITH IVORY SKIN AND EYES OF EMERALD GREEN (@indiewashere via twitter)
It's actually pronounced "jood internet find"
my thinking about how big and beautiful universe is but how im trapped on a dying rock where people actually made trump president https://t....
1 like = 1 chance 😔😔
If Kay Drinkwater is actually this woman's name she deserves a medal (and a new name lol) @chillblinton
It's funny cause in my last post I put a grown man who went off on a kid on blast and you all mobbed up against him.... yet, when I, also a ...
I actually think Gotham is a good show. Unpopular opinion. - Hawkman catwoman dc
I'm gonna be out shopping all day. Actually I'm broke so I'm gonna be out watching my friends shop all day
when u shoot your shot and don't actually get friend zoned
when u shoot your shot and don't actually get friend zoned https://t.co/88ebrr69hY
Me when I try to do a smokey eye look (so it's actually a black eye omg)
Bruhh😂💀💀 - Follow @2nbamemes - @nbaontop_
my significant other buy me water and I feel bad
Forget the radio, tune in to W.B. Walker's Old Soul Radio Show on iTunes for your daily dose of honky tonk. Well hell, whatcha waitin' for?