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Amazon, Dildo, and Memes: Jac Rayner @GirlFromBlupo Dear Amazon, I bought a toilet seat because lneeded one. Necessity, not desire. I do not collect them. I am not a toilet seat addict. No matter how temptingly you email me, I'm not going to think, oh go on then, just one more toilet seat, I'll treat myself I bought 1 suction cup dildo as a joke 3 years ago and they still but sex toys in my suggested 😭😭😭😭😭

I bought 1 suction cup dildo as a joke 3 years ago and they still but sex toys in my suggested 😭😭😭😭😭

Bad, Dank, and Amazing: THIS HOMEOWNER CATCHES A DRUG ADDICT THIEVING AND GIVES HER ALIFE LESSON He took a bad situation and used it to teach a valuable lesson. This is amazing! 👏👏

He took a bad situation and used it to teach a valuable lesson. This is amazing! 👏👏

Bitch, Children, and Fashion: backstory My ex-wife hid my daughter from me for nearly 2 years. Yesterday, after 696 days of separati, took the best photo I ever could. (imgur.com) submitted 9 hours ago by whatsaD4 x5 4129 comments share save hide give gold report crosspost 101k notcisjustwoman: Today on reddit, one of the top posts, with over 101,000 upvotes, is a picture of a man who leveraged the legal system to force a mother to allow him to see a young girl, after she managed to hide the child from him for almost 2 years.In typical reddit fashion, the dudes over there are eating it up, talking about how “biased” the court system is against men and circle jerking about all the horrible women they supposedly know who purposely keep children away from perfectly innocent men, despite the fact that the vast majority of women in the world will go out of their way to include the man who fathered their children in the children’s lives unless he is completely abusive and dysfunctional (and sometimes even then.)And, surprise! If you scroll far enough down in the thread, you’ll discover that the man is a drug addict and alcoholic who killed his brother in law! No wonder the mother didn’t want him around her child!Reminder that men seek custody of children only as a way of harming mothers and children and you should never, ever trust a man who tries to remain in a child’s life against the wishes of the mother. “Reminder that men seek custody of children only as a way of harming mothers and children and you should never, ever trust a man who tries to remain in a child’s life against the wishes of the mother.”Bitch what the FUCK?

notcisjustwoman: Today on reddit, one of the top posts, with over 101,000 upvotes, is a picture of a man who leveraged the legal system to ...

Memes, Vanilla Ice, and Thank You: When you really wanted chocolate lava cake with a side of vanilla ice cream but everyone says "no thank you" when the waitress asks if the table wants the dessert menu. We all have that one friend who’s a dessert addict 🍦🍰

We all have that one friend who’s a dessert addict 🍦🍰

Dogs, Memes, and Vegan: GAFolloww Becky Brown @beckybrOwn 47, alcoholic, unemployed, activist, bisexual, mom to 3 kids, & 5 dogs, vegan, mentally unstable, divorced, widow, dead inside, chicken nuggets addict. I know I say this a lot, but @BestMemes actually has the best memes 😂

I know I say this a lot, but @BestMemes actually has the best memes 😂

Dogs, Memes, and Vegan: Follow Becky Brown @beckybrOwn 47, alcoholic, unemployed, activist, bisexual, mom to 3 kids, & 5 dogs, vegan, mentally unstable, divorced, widow, dead inside chicken nuggets addict.

Fall, Memes, and Coffee: tag a coffee addict who would fall for this @couple

tag a coffee addict who would fall for this @couple

Dank, Coffee, and 🤖: We all know a coffee addict

We all know a coffee addict

Gif, Guns, and Palmer's Cocoa Butter Formula: NOT GUNS siryouarebeingmocked: durkin62: lisavollrath: Poster design inspired by Amanda Palmer’s #ArtNotGuns. Infinitely more aesthetically pleasing than the piece above.

siryouarebeingmocked: durkin62: lisavollrath: Poster design inspired by Amanda Palmer’s #ArtNotGuns. Infinitely more aesthetically pleasi...

Dancing, Homeless, and Prison: The signs in 10 years Aries : getting married Taurus: buying a pet Gemini: agent/ FEl Cancer going to a bunch of concerts Leo broke and homeless Virgo : pole dancing Libra prison Scorpio drug addict Sagittarius: billionaire Capricorn: owning a library Aquarius : being famous Pisces in a mental asylum

Blackpeopletwitter, Fake, and Future: kyra @KyMurda The way Future and Lil Wayne aged shows you the difference between a real drug addict and a fake one Lil Wayne / Age Future Age 35 years September 27, 1982 34 years November 20, 1983 @NE D RUSHLDRUSH EST.1920 Molly Percocets yeah right (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Molly Percocets yeah right (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Fresh, School, and Nicotine: High school nicotine addicts when they get a fresh new pack of juul pods @jahmemin Tag a Juul addict 😅👇 https://t.co/tLw8IppLsC

Tag a Juul addict 😅👇 https://t.co/tLw8IppLsC

Family, Hungry, and Shut Up: WHAT YOUR DICE SAY ABOUT YOU Mixed Monochromatic Generic Dice (Probably came with the game) Logical and efficient Likes the flavor of stamps when licked Can swim fine but doesn't often Cleans glasses when not dirty Metal Dice (Fairly expensive) Hungry for bloodshed Hungry for gummy bears 2Attends family functions with a book to read Sleeps with dirty socks on Super Sparkle Glitter/Rainbow/Pink/Whatever) Apex Predator Pun addict Usually deals the most damage on accident Chugs from the 2 liter and burps 3 Classic 2 Color Polys (Maybe swirls. Maybe not) Reads the rules then forgets them Brings snacks nobody likes Does all the best voices Will not shut up about that one show Weird Shaped Non Standard (Diamonds or Discs or something) Thinks outside the box Sees the dark reality outside the box then returns Eats Subway 3/week Makes the DM face palm constantly Absurdist Unfounded Humor has done well for me in the past. I hope this is read as intended. -Law

Absurdist Unfounded Humor has done well for me in the past. I hope this is read as intended. -Law

Cats, Cute, and Dogs: Hello my name is Yuki I am a carb addict. I chew through unattended bread bags and act dumb when Mum asks me what happened. Submitted by @rachaelizabeth92 cat cats catsofinstagram kitten kittens kitty kitties funny dog fun dogs dogsofinstagram doggy doggie doggies funnydog pets gato petsofinstagram animal cute puppies pup puppy katze puppiesofinstagram cat_shaming catstagram pet kittensofinstagram

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Drunk, God, and Homeless: Been homeless for anths all landed a job interview at Safe hay omorrow moming!! ina Irying to raisetoday to get a dress shirt and Slacks at God will and a razor to Shave before hand Thank You for your love and support God Bless Im not a drunk or drug addict Just trying to rebuild ny life @pubity was voted ‘best meme account on Instagram’ 😂

@pubity was voted ‘best meme account on Instagram’ 😂

Friends, Meme, and Memes: Waiting for my friends to send me more memes like newsflare Show this to a meme addict 😂

Show this to a meme addict 😂

Amazon, Email, and Necessity: Jac Rayner @GirlFromBlupo Dear Amazon, I bought a toilet seat because Ineeded one. Necessity, not desire. l do not collect them. I am not a toilet seat addict. No matter how temptingly you email me, I'm not going to think, oh go on then, just one more toilet seat, I'll treat myself. 4/6/18, 2:22 AM 41.7K Retweets 232K Likes

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Memes, Pizza, and Boys: What sounds extremely wrong, but is actually correct? Kanwal Anuvind, Social Addict. Answered Sep 3 One 18 inch Pizza has more 'Pizza' than two 12 inch Pizzas 18 inch Pizza π(18/2)2 Two 12 inch Pizzas = 2r(12/2)2 226in.2 The nexttime you go out, choose your Pizza wisely. Choose wisely boys via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2jWndn2">https://ift.tt/2jWndn2</a>

Choose wisely boys via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2jWndn2">https://ift.tt/2jWndn2</a>

Amazon, Email, and Necessity: Jac Rayner @GirlFromBlupo Dear Amazon, I bought a toilet seat because l needed one. Necessity, not desire. l do not collect them.l am not a toilet seat addict. No matter how temptingly you email me, I'm not going to think, oh go on then, just one more toilet seat, l'll treat myself

Amazon, Memes, and Email: Jac Rayner @GirlFromBlupo for Dear Amazon, I bought a toilet seat because I needed one Necessity, not desire. I do not collect them. I am not a toilet seat addict. No matter how temptingly you email me, I'm not going to think, oh go on then, just one more toilet seat, I'll treat myself. 8:22 am 06 Apr 18 Dear Amazon via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2H5e7BE">https://ift.tt/2H5e7BE</a>

Dear Amazon via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2H5e7BE">https://ift.tt/2H5e7BE</a>

Amazon, Funny, and Appreciate: Jac Rayner @GirlFromBlupo Dear Amazon, I bought a toilet seat because l needed one. Necessity, not desire. I do not collect them. I am not a toilet seat addict. No matter how temptingly you email me,I'm not going to think, oh go on then, just one more toilet seat, lIll treat myself. Appreciate your suggestions though. I know it’s only cuz u care.

Appreciate your suggestions though. I know it’s only cuz u care.

Friends, Head, and Smoking: Haleigh Ainsworth 2 mins . If you smoke pot, you deserve to be put down or shot. You don't deserve rights. You are smoking the jazz cabbage, the devils lettuce, and you think it's okay because your friends do it? If they jumped off a sky scraper, would you do it? Rhetorical. Ofcourse you would, because pot damages brain cells. It kills neurons in your brain and boosts your dopamine levels, basically making you a crack addict. How does it feel knowing you're a meth head? You're a real piece of trash and a burden on this society. You should be executed. Sounds like she needs to smoke a blunt 🤷‍♂️

Sounds like she needs to smoke a blunt 🤷‍♂️

Ironic, You, and Tongue: laugh-addict When you accidentally bite your tongue while eating

Hello, Memes, and Addicted: Choose your drug MARIJUAMA CHEESE SPREAD WITH JALAPENO Hello my name is Dan, and I'm an addict. I'm addicted to jalapeño cheese.

Hello my name is Dan, and I'm an addict. I'm addicted to jalapeño cheese.

Best Friend, Eminem, and Friends: Failed 9th grade 3 times, bullied at school, wife cheated on him, mother hated him, drug addict, his best friend died.. Most successful rapper of all time. rap Never give up ! Can’t stop won’t stop 😤😤😤 @eminem rapsavage rap ➡️ TAG 5 FRIENDS ➡️ TURN ON POST NOTIFICATIONS

Never give up ! Can’t stop won’t stop 😤😤😤 @eminem rapsavage rap ➡️ TAG 5 FRIENDS ➡️ TURN ON POST NOTIFICATIONS

Being Alone, Christmas, and Halloween: tehunicron: catderps: gingerbatch-addict: bennytcumberbatch: courtneylovedcobain: august, september, halloween, november, december I think you mean august, september, halloween, turkey, christmas l believe it's spelled hot as balls, fuck it it's school again, halloween, turkey, christmas don't forget new years, forever alone, windy as fuck, shit its raining allergies, oh hey its actually decent, wait nevermind and a partridge in a pear tree Double tap if you cant wait for summer

Double tap if you cant wait for summer

4chan, Smh, and Troll: Tariq Nasheed @tarignasheed Follow These ppl are holding up a white supremacy troll flag & throwing up white power hand signals, and they still found ac them <a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/170551356503/professional-racebaiter-tariq-nasheed-thinks-the" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>: <blockquote><a href="http://archive.is/St0XZ">Professional racebaiter Tariq Nasheed thinks the Kekistan flag is a “white supremacy troll flag”, and anyone who agrees with them is a “coon”</a>.How totally not racist and hypocritical of him.He also thinks the OK hand signal is racist, even though <a href="https://www.adl.org/blog/no-the-ok-gesture-is-not-a-hate-symbol">the ADL said it was a 4chan hoax</a>.</blockquote> Tariq should basically be considered a mental patient at this point. 90% of what he says is entirely unhinged and has no basis in reality. I pay about as much attention to him as I would a drug addict on a public bus blathering about the mole people.

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Follow @blade.addict for the coolest outdoor gear!! - They are having a HUGE storewide sale today only at www.megaknife.com 🔥🔥

Beautiful, Bless Up, and Chicago: l just rescued this beautiful girl, and she is sleeping inside for the first time in her life Reddit u/CollectiveOfCells @DrSmashlove So I’m texting with my lil homegirl in Toronto and I’m like “aye y’all got Chil Fil A in Toronto 🤔” and she like “nah” and I’m like “aight when u slide thru Chicago it’s on” and she like “smash! We don’t fvck with Chik Fil A! 😤” And that’s when I had to stop her right there, bruv. See I don’t blame u Canadians because y’all really woke the long way but I gotta splain sum real quick. We all out here tryina make things right. U feel me? We all taking a stand. Against inequality. Against intolerance. I feel that. My fist in the air too, sis. BUT REVOLT HAS A LINE THAT CANNOT BE CROSSED AND THAT LINE IS CHIK FIL A 😐😂. Do I like they stance on same sex marriage? No. Do I like they tenders? Also no. I LOVE THEY TENDERS, BRUV. I PEEL OPEN THAT SRIRACHA SAUCE AND I PEEL OPEN THAT POLYNESIAN SAUCE AND I DUNK + TWIRL MY MEAT IN BOTH SAUCES - IN ALTERNATING FASHION - AS MY HEART (and belly, and eye) SHED A SINGLE TEAR OF HAPPINESS. But Smash, what if tomorrow they tweeted ‘Chik Fil A supports the Trump Travel Ban, go back to your country 😤.’ Well see now sis, extraordinary measures require extraordinary responses. I would go directly to my jeweler Tony on Wabash. I would say “Tony my dude imma need a cross.” Tony: “smash...you don’t wear crosses(?)” Me: “TONY GIMME THE CROSS AND STOP AXING QUESTIONS. MAKE SURE IT GOT JESUS ON IT. Put diamonds in the thorns too 🙂.” And I would stroll to Chik Fil A on State Street. And put that cross on, go in and say “two orders of tenders and a peach milkshake please.” The black cashier would eye me. I would eye her back. I would look down. I would look back up and see her shaking her head: “smash...I served u daily during Ramadan. DAILY. In here like a crack addict at sundown in your suit - 8:32 pm on the dot I’m handing you tenders. And you’re back? After what they said about the trump ban? Wearing a CROSS(?)” And I would, with a solemn stare, mouth the following words “sis...issa time to fight and it’s a time to eat. The only thing standing between me and the dinner God hath planned for me is you. YOU COULD CATCHETH THESE HANDS. Glory be to Jesus.” BLESS UP 😩😍😂😂😂

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Memes, The Boondocks, and Verizon: #GIMMEMYGOTSes @shardaysajones I'm so weak Verizon 8:50 AM Tiada deposit diperku Mula berdagang pengesahan, Dikredit automatik ke aka Tweet dgn $1500 InstaFore dog daddy @broebong Braille Translator- imagine getting jumped by some blin niggas and one of them say . TranslateEnglish (Example: A take his eyeball 1/10/18, 11:39 PM 1,227 Retweets 2,935 Likes Grade 1 Braille Grade 2 Braille Sin Addict scaredyzaq-5d How you get jumped by a blind person in the first place, this ain't the Boondocks 😂😂

How you get jumped by a blind person in the first place, this ain't the Boondocks 😂😂

Blackpeopletwitter, Verizon, and Translate: Verizon . 5:53 AM Tweet #GIMMEMYGOTS @shardaysajones I'm so weak l Verizon 8:50 AM Tiada deposit diperlu pengesahan. Dikredit automatik ke aka InstaForex Mula berdagang Tweet dgn $1500 dog daddy @broebong Braille Translator- imagine getting jumped by some blin niggas and one of them say : Translate English (Example: A take his eyeball 1/10/18, 11:39 PM 1,227 Retweets 2,935 Likes O Grade 1 Braille Grade 2 Braill Sin Addict @scaredyzaq 5d 1/16/18, 5:51 PM 15.8K Retweets 25.1K Likes 10105 @JessD.11h Replying to @shardaysajones Tweet your reply DEAD (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

DEAD (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Ghetto, Meme, and Memes: Kelsey @KelseyKahnum My daughters used to look up to Malia Obama, but not anymore. I won't let my kids look up to that ghetto drug addict mess 8/10/16, 4:07 PM 360 RETWEETS 242 LIKES Taylor Reneè @Ebony_QT If your daughter inherits your neck she won't be able to look up to shit. Is the best meme page @likemydrunkaunt 🔥

Is the best meme page @likemydrunkaunt 🔥

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Advice, Eminem, and Get Money: EX-WIFE'S TWIN SISTERIS A HEROIN ADDICT WHO CAN'T PAY HER BILLS AND ENDS UP BEING HOMELESS AND COMMITTING CRIMES TO GET MONEY TAKES LEGAL CUSTODY OF HER DAUGHTER AND RAISES HER AS HIS OWN KID, EVEN CALLING HIS OWN DAUGHTERS HER "SISTERS" FROM THE GET-GOmade on imow <a href="http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/post/169018227662/good-guy-eminem-in-the-early-2000s" class="tumblr_blog">advice-animal</a>: <blockquote>Good Guy Eminem in the early 2000’s</blockquote>

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Heroin, Memes, and Baltimore: fp fact point While filming "The Wire", Andre Royo, who played Bubbles. a drug addict, was approached by a Baltimore resident who handed him a package of heroin and said he looked like he needed a fix. Royo calls this his "street Oscar." for sources factpoint.net Dedication 👍

Dedication 👍

Memes, Phone, and Prison: LAD BIBL E THIS ISA PRISON TO KEEP YOU OFF YOUR PHONE Tag a phone addict! 😂

Tag a phone addict! 😂

Sex, Aquarius, and Aries: PISCES - Good Kisser & seducer CAPRICORN- Charming SAGITTARIUS - Make you Tapout fast SCORPIO Super Freaks LIBRA - Goddess in Bed VIRGO Freaks in Bed LEO - Porn Addiot CANCER Sex Addict GEMINI - Cuddles Addict TAURUS - Lip Biter ARIES - French kisser AQUARIUS - Evervthing above

Dancing, Fbi, and Homeless: The signs in 10 years Aries: getting married Taurus: buying a pet Gemini agent/ FBI Cancer going to a bunch of concerts Leo: broke and homeless Virgo: pole dancing Libra: prison Scorpio drug addict Sagittarius billionaire Capricorn owning a library Aquarius being famous Pisces in a mental asylum

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Funny, Future, and Music: Future made y'all pop pills while he been drinkin asparagus water & eating gluten free chicken strips the whole time twitter.com/watchLOUD/stat... watchLOUD @watchLOUD Future admits he's not a drug addict and just portrays a certain image in his music bit.ly/ NotAnAddict That nigga future a vegan and yall niggas dying popping pills to his music • 👉Follow me @no_chillbruh for more

That nigga future a vegan and yall niggas dying popping pills to his music • 👉Follow me @no_chillbruh for more

God, Love, and Sex: What Are You? Libra- Sex Addict Virgo- Sex Good Aries- The God Of Sex Aquarius- Does I In The Water Gemini- Ultra Sexy Leo- Lion In Bed Cancer- Good Kisser Pisces- The Cutie Capricom- The Passionate Lover Taurus- Love Like No Other Sagittarius- The Sexy One Scorpio-The Best At Sex

Drunk, Heroin, and Memes: DID YOU KNOW MOVIES FACT #581 For his role as a heroin addict in Pulp Fiction John Travolta spoke to a former addict who suggested getting drunk on Tequila while in a hot pool to feel like he was on heroin, so Travolta and his wife did shots of Tequila in a hotel swimming pool. What's the best Tarantino movie? 🎥 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and producers. movie movies film tv camera cinema fact didyouknow moviefacts cinematography screenplay director movienight hollywood netflix didyouknowmovies starwars thelastjedi daisyridley rey skywalker

What's the best Tarantino movie? 🎥 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and produce...

Blackpeopletwitter, Future, and Music: Future made y'all pop pills while he been drinkin asparagus water & eating gluten free chicken strips the whole time twitter.com/watchLOUD/stat... watchLOUD @watchLOUD Future admits he's not a drug addict and just portrays a certain image in his music bit.ly/ NotAnAddict Fuck Up Some Kombucha (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Fuck Up Some Kombucha (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Future, Music, and Pop: Future made y'all pop pills while he been drinkin asparagus water & eating gluten free chicken strips the whole time twitter.com/watchLOUD/stat... watchLOUD @watchLOUD Future admits he's not a drug addict and just portrays a certain image in his music bit.ly/ NotAnAddict I just did a dose of skittles with some strippers

I just did a dose of skittles with some strippers

Memes, Bible, and Coffee: Howto stopa coffee addict LAD BIBLE Tag a coffee addict... 😳😂

Tag a coffee addict... 😳😂

Dad, Love, and Memes: bitterbitchclubpresident i love hearing what people *almost* got named my mom almost named me Sheila. sunsetsucker I was almost named Anastasia, but my dad decided to name me after a crack addict that came into his store every day instead. I was almost named Larry.

I was almost named Larry.

Dad, Ironic, and Love: bitterbitchclubpresident i love hearing what people *almost* got named. my mom almost named me Sheila. sunsetsucker I was almost named Anastasia, but my dad decided to name me after a crack addict that came into his store every day instead. I was almost named Skye or Chloe

I was almost named Skye or Chloe

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