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Being Alone, Ass, and Bad: I'm a 21 year-old male. I was out running my 2 miles. Headphones in, music playing, minding my own business. I round the corner at about the halfway point of the run and I see this big black duck looking at me. As I get closer, think to myself, "Man, that's a brave duck, why isn't he running away?" I keep running and realize the duck not only isn't afraid of me or running away, he's running right at me. So I stop and squat down, thinking maybe he was hurt and needed help or something. This bitch ass giant fucking black duck takes a huge bite out of my leg. Like, not playing, drew blood kinda bite I'm thinking to myself, "What the fuck?" So I'm like, maybe he's just an asshole and I keep running think he will leave me alone. I start running again and the faster Irun, the faster he chases me. I start sprinting and he is literally flying behind me attacking me. I'm thinking, "Ive got enough fucking problems in my life as it is man, I dont need this shit so I stop running again kinda like in disbelief trying to figure out what to do. In all my years of being a person, Ive never trained for this This little punk ass duck is chomping on my ankles and it's actually really hurting. He starts grabbing my shoelaces and untying them as I'm trying to run backwards away from him. Weve covered a quarter mile at this point. I try picking him up and throwing him back away from me every time he lunges for blood. I'm thinking, "How the fuck am I gonna explain this if I have to go to the doctor for a duck attack? I'm a grown ass man. This isbullshit." I try running again and he keeps flying after me. I'm at a loss. I dont know what to do at this point. I'm manage to get my phone and start texting my girlfriend, asking her what to do. Am I really gonna have to kill this duck to get away? Like, I don't want to, but I might have to actually fucking kick this duck or grab it by the neck? Seriously?" We have covered 3/4 of a mile at this point. He bites me again and I drop my phone. I pick it up quickly. Who do I call? I've got fucking scars and cuts all over me. While I'm debating whether stand-your-ground laws apply to ducks, I hear a noise; Someone else was outside walking on an adjacent street and came to see what all of the commotion was This was a big mistake. The duck smelled blood, and gave up attacking me to chase after my savior. I saw my window and booked it home running the last half mile in 2:50 flat. I feel kinda bad, that duck has probably killed that dude by now. The last saw of him was the look I took over my shoulder running away as he made the same mistake I did, looking down to see if the duck was hurt worth the read
Being Alone, Ass, and Bad: I'm a 21 year-old male. I was out running my 2 miles. Headphones in, music playing, minding my own
 business. I round the corner at about the halfway point of the run and I see this big black duck looking at
 me. As I get closer, think to myself, "Man, that's a brave duck, why isn't he running away?" I keep running
 and realize the duck not only isn't afraid of me or running away, he's running right at me. So I stop and
 squat down, thinking maybe he was hurt and needed help or something. This bitch ass giant fucking black
 duck takes a huge bite out of my leg. Like, not playing, drew blood kinda bite
 I'm thinking to myself, "What the fuck?" So I'm like, maybe he's just an asshole and I keep running think he
 will leave me alone. I start running again and the faster Irun, the faster he chases me. I start sprinting and
 he is literally flying behind me attacking me. I'm thinking, "Ive got enough fucking problems in my life as it is
 man, I dont need this shit so I stop running again kinda like in disbelief trying to figure out what to do. In all
 my years of being a person, Ive never trained for this
 This little punk ass duck is chomping on my ankles and it's actually really hurting. He starts grabbing my
 shoelaces and untying them as I'm trying to run backwards away from him. Weve covered a quarter mile at
 this point. I try picking him up and throwing him back away from me every time he lunges for blood. I'm
 thinking, "How the fuck am I gonna explain this if I have to go to the doctor for a duck attack? I'm a grown
 ass man. This isbullshit."
 I try running again and he keeps flying after me. I'm at a loss. I dont know what to do at this point. I'm
 manage to get my phone and start texting my girlfriend, asking her what to do. Am I really gonna have to
 kill this duck to get away? Like, I don't want to, but I might have to actually fucking kick this duck or grab it
 by the neck? Seriously?" We have covered 3/4 of a mile at this point. He bites me again and I drop my
 phone. I pick it up quickly. Who do I call? I've got fucking scars and cuts all over me. While I'm debating
 whether stand-your-ground laws apply to ducks, I hear a noise; Someone else was outside walking on an
 adjacent street and came to see what all of the commotion was
 This was a big mistake. The duck smelled blood, and gave up attacking me to chase after my savior. I saw
 my window and booked it home running the last half mile in 2:50 flat. I feel kinda bad, that duck has
 probably killed that dude by now. The last saw of him was the look I took over my shoulder running away
 as he made the same mistake I did, looking down to see if the duck was hurt
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Drone, Memes, and Drones: TRYING START A RACE WAR WERE TRyNG TO END ONE The difficulty is that I've always cared, But been hiding away from what I feel For a long time I was lost out there Consuming death but still hungry life's meal Time and distance are related still Waiting for travel from sleep to consciousness Waking to see a world full of ills It's like a constant signal of distress I was blind but now I see the mess Time was kind to me I must confess Most never find themselves from wickedness They slumber deep ignorance protests Materialism keeping souls & egos at contest Their pride will profess that inside all is bless But you've regressed to a selfish incest It's only in pain in which you now invest You never took time to heal you just repressed You won't progress you'll stay depressed Because you know that you're lying Your inner self is crying stop denying Superficial is trying to show how much your buying But your mind is sighing while it's heart is dying. It's this fake reality we have been told to protect But you can't achieve parity choking intellect It all this vanity you think you love but interject We are all in the same ship of disrespect The iceberg of truth will sink the misinformation Without hesitation I'm patiently waiting For all to awaken I'm tired of frustration Society is vacant I'm still in amazement How we're still adjacent to justification For murdering nations and more devastation So we can keep up this blissful facade That everyone's ok not emotionally scarred Health disorders, more borders and bars Countless Hors d'oeuvre, immigrants barred I'm having difficulty pretending that this is life is for me Condemning military drones while I have an iPhone Made from the materials that enslave children Because they are brown it's okay that we kill them We still consume, handing them life sentences We go to the moon but build more fences I'm not sure if you are reading this while waking up Or you will remain asleep and stuck Or you are woke but your action is nothing As we sell our purpose do we gain something? chakabars
Drone, Memes, and Drones: TRYING START A RACE WAR
 WERE TRyNG TO
 END ONE
The difficulty is that I've always cared, But been hiding away from what I feel For a long time I was lost out there Consuming death but still hungry life's meal Time and distance are related still Waiting for travel from sleep to consciousness Waking to see a world full of ills It's like a constant signal of distress I was blind but now I see the mess Time was kind to me I must confess Most never find themselves from wickedness They slumber deep ignorance protests Materialism keeping souls & egos at contest Their pride will profess that inside all is bless But you've regressed to a selfish incest It's only in pain in which you now invest You never took time to heal you just repressed You won't progress you'll stay depressed Because you know that you're lying Your inner self is crying stop denying Superficial is trying to show how much your buying But your mind is sighing while it's heart is dying. It's this fake reality we have been told to protect But you can't achieve parity choking intellect It all this vanity you think you love but interject We are all in the same ship of disrespect The iceberg of truth will sink the misinformation Without hesitation I'm patiently waiting For all to awaken I'm tired of frustration Society is vacant I'm still in amazement How we're still adjacent to justification For murdering nations and more devastation So we can keep up this blissful facade That everyone's ok not emotionally scarred Health disorders, more borders and bars Countless Hors d'oeuvre, immigrants barred I'm having difficulty pretending that this is life is for me Condemning military drones while I have an iPhone Made from the materials that enslave children Because they are brown it's okay that we kill them We still consume, handing them life sentences We go to the moon but build more fences I'm not sure if you are reading this while waking up Or you will remain asleep and stuck Or you are woke but your action is nothing As we sell our purpose do we gain something? chakabars

The difficulty is that I've always cared, But been hiding away from what I feel For a long time I was lost out there Consuming death but sti...

Bob Marley, Drone, and Memes: Money is numbers and numbers never end. If it takes money to be happy, your search for happiness will never end Bob Marley The difficulty is that I've always cared, But been hiding away from what I feel For a long time I was lost out there Consuming death but still hungry life's meal Time and distance are related still Waiting for travel from sleep to consciousness Waking to see a world full of ills It's like a constant signal of distress I was blind but now I see the mess Time was kind to me I must confess Most never find themselves from wickedness They slumber deep ignorance protests Materialism keeping souls & egos at contest Their pride will profess that inside all is bless But you've regressed to a selfish incest It's only in pain in which you now invest You never took time to heal you just repressed You won't progress you'll stay depressed Because you know that you're lying Your inner self is crying stop denying Superficial is trying to show how much your buying But your mind is sighing while it's heart is dying. It's this fake reality we have been told to protect But you can't achieve parity choking intellect It all this vanity you think you love but interject We are all in the same ship of disrespect The iceberg of truth will sink the misinformation Without hesitation I'm patiently waiting For all to awaken I'm tired of frustration Society is vacant I'm still in amazement How we're still adjacent to justification For murdering nations and more devastation So we can keep up this blissful facade That everyone's ok not emotionally scarred Health disorders, more borders and bars Countless Hors d'oeuvre, immigrants barred I'm having difficulty pretending that this is life is for me Condemning military drones while I have an iPhone Made from the materials that enslave children Because they are brown it's okay that we kill them We still consume, handing them life sentences We go to the moon but build more fences I'm not sure if you are reading this while waking up Or you will remain asleep and stuck Or you are woke but your action is nothing As we sell our purpose do we gain something? chakabars
Bob Marley, Drone, and Memes: Money is numbers and
 numbers never end.
 If it takes money to be
 happy, your search for
 happiness will
 never end
 Bob Marley
The difficulty is that I've always cared, But been hiding away from what I feel For a long time I was lost out there Consuming death but still hungry life's meal Time and distance are related still Waiting for travel from sleep to consciousness Waking to see a world full of ills It's like a constant signal of distress I was blind but now I see the mess Time was kind to me I must confess Most never find themselves from wickedness They slumber deep ignorance protests Materialism keeping souls & egos at contest Their pride will profess that inside all is bless But you've regressed to a selfish incest It's only in pain in which you now invest You never took time to heal you just repressed You won't progress you'll stay depressed Because you know that you're lying Your inner self is crying stop denying Superficial is trying to show how much your buying But your mind is sighing while it's heart is dying. It's this fake reality we have been told to protect But you can't achieve parity choking intellect It all this vanity you think you love but interject We are all in the same ship of disrespect The iceberg of truth will sink the misinformation Without hesitation I'm patiently waiting For all to awaken I'm tired of frustration Society is vacant I'm still in amazement How we're still adjacent to justification For murdering nations and more devastation So we can keep up this blissful facade That everyone's ok not emotionally scarred Health disorders, more borders and bars Countless Hors d'oeuvre, immigrants barred I'm having difficulty pretending that this is life is for me Condemning military drones while I have an iPhone Made from the materials that enslave children Because they are brown it's okay that we kill them We still consume, handing them life sentences We go to the moon but build more fences I'm not sure if you are reading this while waking up Or you will remain asleep and stuck Or you are woke but your action is nothing As we sell our purpose do we gain something? chakabars

The difficulty is that I've always cared, But been hiding away from what I feel For a long time I was lost out there Consuming death but sti...

Af, Apparently, and Boxing: October 17, 2016 VIAUSPS First Class Mail Technical Examiner Firearms and Ammunition Technology Division 244 Needy Road Suite 1600 Martinsburg, WV 25405 RE: NFA Firearm Technical Question Ma'am or Sir I am writing you in rcgards to related Lechnical questions raised b ne of my clients. Despite the apparent content of the questions, I believe my client is quite serious about the questions and that your answers would certainly be interesting, and helpful to the firearm manufacturing and using community as a whole Certainly, given the financial implications my client should be addressed as a other tech Cal letter from a person conccrned about the NIA implications of their proposed firearm modifications Tn a previous Technical Tetter from your office, you determined that ho a Sig Tac SB15 pisto Klerin! stab ning brace would be in improper use of said brace a he attached pis Lol or automa y Conver firearm into a short barreled rifle or short barreled shotgun without a proper NFA tax stamp Since that determination, a popular internet meme letter had circulated purporting to ask for the technical specifications of the term "shouldering" and whether or not the SB15 must be shouldered "between the shooter's brachial joint extending to the collarbone," or if shouldering would occur should the SBi5 be firmly rested, n order to assisu firing, against any pocket or portion af the human body Iha nitial parody lelter was addressing, specifically, the ea of mou g a Fleshlight sex toy to the SB15 and stabilizing the pistol or "firearm using the male crotch and penis My client appears to actually be considering modifying an SB15 in that exact manner for attachment to an AR-15 pistol or shotgun derived firearm." It is not my place to enguire, nor do I wan o know if s for e purposes of an adult film or for calering to a particular sexual fetish, b ny duty to make sure my client is legally covered in their enterprise Therefore, I ask the following questions, using the attached image, which was apparently created by ie riginal writer of the parody lctter, as an cxample of my client's intent. 1. What exacty constitutes improper "shouldering" of a SigTac SB15 pisrol stabilizing brace terms of placement within the pocket between the brachial joint and collarbone, and in terms of the percentage of the rear surface area of the brace placed within said pocket and the firmness with which the brace rests agains said area of the human body? shouldering is inclusive of firmly pressing said brace aginst o er areas of the body, would the pistol or firearm" be considered "shouldcrcd'' if th attached Sigiac SB15 bra wa s modified to include a Fleshlight or dildo sex toy and then pressed firmly onto or into a person's genitals 3. Related to the answers to those questions, if "shouldering" is dependent upon the total arca pressed firmly into the pocket adjacent to the collarbone, would such a modification as described in the second question b shouldered" if pressed firmly to that area, or would the genera narrowness and unsuitabilily of the Page 1 of 2 nodification for traditional stabilization lcave it outside of the definition of "shouldering I know this is a weird one, but I appreciate your taking the tune to address these questions in a professional and timely manner. Sincerely, Benjamin Blatt Attorney at Law 574.360.4039 BblatL11@gmail.com P O. Box 221 South Bend, IN 46624-0221 File, Client CC Attachments: Internet found image of Sie lac SB15 Tistol Stabilizing Brace modificd with Theshlight sex loy. Page 2 of 2 U.S. Department ot Justice Bureau unAluethal, Tobacco. Kurearms and Exploxives 3311 31 5115 Benjamin Platt PO Box 22 S Hull Bend TN 45624-0221 Dcar Mr. Blatt: Ihis is in reference ka ynuT FTTL'spondcDck.dared october 17, 2nufir othe Rurvau of Alcolol Tobacco. Fircuns, and Explosive (ATT) Firearms Technology Industry Services: Branch. FlisB rospectfully lines Tespond to your inquiries 1egarding lhu SigTau SE15 pistol with lhe Ficshlight attachment. LLerely youns: Michael R. Cun'Liy Thiel Fircamus. Icchnology IndusIry Services Branch. Dear Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, Can You Mount a Fleshlight on . . .
Af, Apparently, and Boxing: October 17, 2016
 VIAUSPS First Class Mail
 Technical Examiner
 Firearms and Ammunition Technology Division
 244 Needy Road
 Suite 1600
 Martinsburg, WV 25405
 RE: NFA Firearm Technical Question
 Ma'am or Sir
 I am writing you in rcgards
 to related Lechnical questions raised b
 ne of my clients. Despite the apparent
 content of the questions, I believe my client
 is quite serious about the questions and that your answers would
 certainly be
 interesting, and helpful to the firearm manufacturing and using community as a whole
 Certainly, given the financial implications
 my client
 should be addressed as a
 other tech
 Cal letter
 from a person conccrned about the NIA implications of their proposed firearm modifications
 Tn a previous Technical Tetter from your office, you determined that ho
 a Sig Tac SB15 pisto
 Klerin!
 stab
 ning brace would be in improper use of said brace a
 he attached pis Lol or
 automa
 y Conver
 firearm
 into a short barreled rifle or short barreled shotgun without a proper NFA tax stamp
 Since that determination, a popular internet meme letter had circulated purporting to ask for the technical
 specifications of the term "shouldering" and whether or not the SB15 must be shouldered "between the
 shooter's brachial joint extending to the collarbone," or if shouldering would occur should the SBi5 be firmly
 rested,
 n order to assisu firing, against any pocket or portion af the human body
 Iha
 nitial parody lelter was addressing, specifically, the
 ea of mou
 g a Fleshlight sex toy to the SB15
 and stabilizing the pistol or "firearm
 using the male crotch and penis
 My client appears to actually be considering modifying an SB15
 in that exact manner for attachment to an
 AR-15 pistol or shotgun derived firearm." It is not my
 place to enguire, nor do I
 wan
 o know if
 s for
 e purposes of an adult film or for calering to a particular sexual fetish, b
 ny duty to make sure my
 client is legally covered in their enterprise
 Therefore, I ask the following questions, using the attached image, which
 was apparently created by
 ie
 riginal writer of the parody lctter, as an cxample of my client's intent.
 1. What exacty constitutes improper "shouldering" of a SigTac SB15 pisrol stabilizing brace
 terms of
 placement within the pocket between the brachial joint and collarbone, and in terms of the percentage of the
 rear surface area of the brace placed within said pocket and the firmness with which the brace rests agains
 said area of the human body?
 shouldering is inclusive of firmly pressing said brace aginst o
 er areas of the body, would the pistol or
 firearm" be considered "shouldcrcd'' if th
 attached Sigiac SB15 bra
 wa
 s modified to include a Fleshlight
 or dildo sex toy and then pressed firmly onto or into a person's genitals
 3. Related to the answers to those questions, if "shouldering" is dependent upon the total arca pressed firmly
 into the pocket adjacent to the collarbone, would such a modification as described in the second question b
 shouldered" if pressed firmly to that area, or would the genera
 narrowness and unsuitabilily of the
 Page 1 of 2

 nodification for traditional stabilization lcave it outside of the definition of "shouldering
 I know this is a weird one, but I appreciate your taking the tune to address these questions in a professional
 and timely manner.
 Sincerely,
 Benjamin Blatt
 Attorney at Law
 574.360.4039
 BblatL11@gmail.com
 P O. Box 221
 South Bend, IN 46624-0221
 File, Client
 CC
 Attachments: Internet found image of Sie lac SB15 Tistol Stabilizing Brace modificd with Theshlight sex loy.
 Page 2 of 2

 U.S. Department ot Justice
 Bureau unAluethal, Tobacco.
 Kurearms and Exploxives
 3311 31 5115
 Benjamin Platt
 PO Box 22
 S Hull Bend TN 45624-0221
 Dcar Mr. Blatt:
 Ihis is in reference ka ynuT FTTL'spondcDck.dared october 17, 2nufir
 othe Rurvau of Alcolol
 Tobacco. Fircuns, and Explosive (ATT) Firearms Technology Industry Services: Branch.
 FlisB rospectfully lines Tespond to your inquiries 1egarding lhu SigTau SE15 pistol with
 lhe Ficshlight attachment.
 LLerely youns:
 Michael R. Cun'Liy
 Thiel Fircamus. Icchnology IndusIry Services Branch.
Dear Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, Can You Mount a Fleshlight on . . .

Dear Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, Can You Mount a Fleshlight on . . .