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Bless Up, God, and Life: This adorable puppy with a cast. Pic: reddit u/oddfuture445 @DrSmashlove PSA: NEW YEAR MEANS NOTHING. SORRY TO BREAK IT TO U BUT THAT’S FACTUAL. DON’T BE HARD ON YOURSELF FOR WHAT U DIDN’T ACCOMPLISH LAST YEAR. DON’T PUT AN UNREASONABLE AMOUNT OF PRESSURE ON YOURSELF TO OVER-PERFORM THIS COMING YEAR. IT’S ARBITRARY. NOBODY GETS THEY LIFE RIGHT IN JANUARY. ACTUALLY, NOBODY GIVE A FVCK ABOUT JANUARY BRUV ALL U DO IN JANUARY IS BE A LITTLE DEPRESSED AT THE COLD AND LACK OF HOLIDAY DAYS OFF AND TRY TO MAYBE HIT SOME NICE 60% OFF SALES. THAT’S IT. THAT’S THE HAPPIEST U GON GET IN JANUFVCKINGWARY. “Oh wow this John Elliott jacket is a little on sale lemme cop this” THAT’S THE HIGH POINT OF JANUARY - SPOILER ALERT. NOBODY LOSING 78 POUNDS IN MF JANUARY. THAT’S WHAT U DO IN AUGUST. LITERALLY. MY LIL HOMEGIRL DROPPED LIKE 18 POUNDS IN AUGUST AND I’M LIKE “SEE? ‘Years’ HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!” GOD RAINS DOWN THE BLESSINGS ON *HIS* TIMELINE NOT ON THE BASIS OF THE GREGORIAN CALENDAR WHICH IS A MAN-MADE CONSTRUCT. NO OFFENSE TO THE GREGORIANS BUT WHO TF ARE THEY ANYWAY? NOBODY CLAIM THEM. GREGORIA AIN’T EVEN A COUNTRY. EXACTLY. NOW GO LIVE YA BEST LIFE AND BE NICE AND GIVE TO CHARITY AND CALL YA MAMA WHO SUFFER FROM DEPRESSION AND BIPOLAR AND TELL HER U LOVE HER AND MAY GOD ALWAYS BLESS U - IN 2018 AND BEYOND - BLESS UP ❤️😍😂
Bless Up, God, and Life: This adorable puppy with a cast.
 Pic: reddit u/oddfuture445
 @DrSmashlove
PSA: NEW YEAR MEANS NOTHING. SORRY TO BREAK IT TO U BUT THAT’S FACTUAL. DON’T BE HARD ON YOURSELF FOR WHAT U DIDN’T ACCOMPLISH LAST YEAR. DON’T PUT AN UNREASONABLE AMOUNT OF PRESSURE ON YOURSELF TO OVER-PERFORM THIS COMING YEAR. IT’S ARBITRARY. NOBODY GETS THEY LIFE RIGHT IN JANUARY. ACTUALLY, NOBODY GIVE A FVCK ABOUT JANUARY BRUV ALL U DO IN JANUARY IS BE A LITTLE DEPRESSED AT THE COLD AND LACK OF HOLIDAY DAYS OFF AND TRY TO MAYBE HIT SOME NICE 60% OFF SALES. THAT’S IT. THAT’S THE HAPPIEST U GON GET IN JANUFVCKINGWARY. “Oh wow this John Elliott jacket is a little on sale lemme cop this” THAT’S THE HIGH POINT OF JANUARY - SPOILER ALERT. NOBODY LOSING 78 POUNDS IN MF JANUARY. THAT’S WHAT U DO IN AUGUST. LITERALLY. MY LIL HOMEGIRL DROPPED LIKE 18 POUNDS IN AUGUST AND I’M LIKE “SEE? ‘Years’ HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!” GOD RAINS DOWN THE BLESSINGS ON *HIS* TIMELINE NOT ON THE BASIS OF THE GREGORIAN CALENDAR WHICH IS A MAN-MADE CONSTRUCT. NO OFFENSE TO THE GREGORIANS BUT WHO TF ARE THEY ANYWAY? NOBODY CLAIM THEM. GREGORIA AIN’T EVEN A COUNTRY. EXACTLY. NOW GO LIVE YA BEST LIFE AND BE NICE AND GIVE TO CHARITY AND CALL YA MAMA WHO SUFFER FROM DEPRESSION AND BIPOLAR AND TELL HER U LOVE HER AND MAY GOD ALWAYS BLESS U - IN 2018 AND BEYOND - BLESS UP ❤️😍😂

PSA: NEW YEAR MEANS NOTHING. SORRY TO BREAK IT TO U BUT THAT’S FACTUAL. DON’T BE HARD ON YOURSELF FOR WHAT U DIDN’T ACCOMPLISH LAST YEAR. DO...

Af, Be Like, and Bless Up: Retired therapy dog gets a kitten for christmas. Pic: reddit u/lizcomp @DrSmashlove So last week I posted an adorable pup that was a doggo-coyote mix. Obviously that precipitated a lot of bewildered comments from my beloved followers: “hold up...dogs and coyotes mix?” Now I ain’t think much about it at the time, but upon further reflection...DOGS AND COYOTES (and dogs and wolves 🐺) MIX?! LIKE THESE SPECIES HAVE RELATIONS BRUV?! 😂. Imagine the type of pressure u under as a dog! Like Mr. Peter Poodle hanging at home with Mrs. Pepper Poodle and she gardening and he tending the lawn in overalls and down the street come a wolf and a coyote in a black Chrysler 300 (like them Chryslers that all the trappers drive where it look like a Bentley but really Issa Chrysler) and Mr. Walter Wolf behind the wheel in Cartier glasses, an LA Raiders cap and a leather Pelle Pelle jacket crunching jolly ranchers and holding a double styrofoam cup just pull up to the crib like “AYE PEPPER. GET IN THE WHIP, B!H.” And ol Peter just like “I’m sorry! You can’t speak to my spouse like that! Stop at once before I alert the authorities! I’ll have you know that I golf with the Chief of Police!” And Walter Wolf just hop out and tear Peter’s leg off and start eating it lmao. And he look at Peter like BOY LEMME GIVE U A LIL HISTORY LESSON. ME AND PEPPER USE TO DATE IN HIGH SCHOOL. I GOT HER CARRYING MY PUPS TOO BUT SHE WENT TO PLANNED PUPPERHOOD. SHE AIN TELL U ALL THAT DID SHE. PLUS SHE SENDING ME SNAPS WHEN U AT WORK OL “Peter from procurement” lookin a$$. FYI. PEPPER GET IN THE DAMN CAR. NONE OF THIS ARF ARF WOOF WOOF ISHT. SHE READY TO GO BACK TO A REAL BEAST.” And Walter just throw Peter’s leg on the ground and be like “I’LL BRING HER BACK WHEN I’M DONE.” Smfh. Animal kingdom wil af. Thank God I ain’t gotta deal with an uber-species of trained killers coming for my ladies. To quote Gucci Mane...sh!t shkressful Bruh 😫 BLESS UP 😂😂😂
Af, Be Like, and Bless Up: Retired therapy dog gets a kitten for
 christmas.
 Pic: reddit u/lizcomp
 @DrSmashlove
So last week I posted an adorable pup that was a doggo-coyote mix. Obviously that precipitated a lot of bewildered comments from my beloved followers: “hold up...dogs and coyotes mix?” Now I ain’t think much about it at the time, but upon further reflection...DOGS AND COYOTES (and dogs and wolves 🐺) MIX?! LIKE THESE SPECIES HAVE RELATIONS BRUV?! 😂. Imagine the type of pressure u under as a dog! Like Mr. Peter Poodle hanging at home with Mrs. Pepper Poodle and she gardening and he tending the lawn in overalls and down the street come a wolf and a coyote in a black Chrysler 300 (like them Chryslers that all the trappers drive where it look like a Bentley but really Issa Chrysler) and Mr. Walter Wolf behind the wheel in Cartier glasses, an LA Raiders cap and a leather Pelle Pelle jacket crunching jolly ranchers and holding a double styrofoam cup just pull up to the crib like “AYE PEPPER. GET IN THE WHIP, B!H.” And ol Peter just like “I’m sorry! You can’t speak to my spouse like that! Stop at once before I alert the authorities! I’ll have you know that I golf with the Chief of Police!” And Walter Wolf just hop out and tear Peter’s leg off and start eating it lmao. And he look at Peter like BOY LEMME GIVE U A LIL HISTORY LESSON. ME AND PEPPER USE TO DATE IN HIGH SCHOOL. I GOT HER CARRYING MY PUPS TOO BUT SHE WENT TO PLANNED PUPPERHOOD. SHE AIN TELL U ALL THAT DID SHE. PLUS SHE SENDING ME SNAPS WHEN U AT WORK OL “Peter from procurement” lookin a$$. FYI. PEPPER GET IN THE DAMN CAR. NONE OF THIS ARF ARF WOOF WOOF ISHT. SHE READY TO GO BACK TO A REAL BEAST.” And Walter just throw Peter’s leg on the ground and be like “I’LL BRING HER BACK WHEN I’M DONE.” Smfh. Animal kingdom wil af. Thank God I ain’t gotta deal with an uber-species of trained killers coming for my ladies. To quote Gucci Mane...sh!t shkressful Bruh 😫 BLESS UP 😂😂😂

So last week I posted an adorable pup that was a doggo-coyote mix. Obviously that precipitated a lot of bewildered comments from my beloved ...