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Barbie, Birthday, and Facts: G adversity-fear-will altonzm-deactivated20170213 french recipes: if you're not making this in paris then what's the point. fuck you italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house thirdtimecharmed american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked svynakee chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that's it enjoy digitalfare Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn't quite right. I don't knovw what to tell you. jamesandilys Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it. Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three dixon-arrows Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART TOUCH IT. LICK IT, SMELL IT beckyhop Every time l see this post, I learn more about how different countries cuisines AND neuroses. Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion. internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sisters third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown. piedude rish recipes: PO TA TOES American Midwest recipe: If it's not in a casserole dish then what the fuck are you even doing? deadmomjokes Southern US recipe: Have you tried frying it? MMMM CRISPY shinysoroka Spanish recipes: never-ending fight over whether tortilla is supposed to have onion or not. Blood will be drawn fuocogo West African Recipes: It's a metaphor, you see? You put the killing pepper right in your food, but you never eat the pepper itself never give it the power to kill you. 656,584 notes recipes around the world
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Basketball, Future, and Memes: OR CHOOSE THE RIGHTROES HE "What do you want to be when you grow up?" is a question most students have heard and most likely thought about for a long time. Having plans for the job OR lifestyle you hope to pursue in the future is important, but so is having a person whose values and actions you can emulate. Role models act as a guide to help you understand who you would like to become in the future. - 👇There are many things to learn from a role model, but here are 5 top benefits of having a role model: - ✔️Learn the characteristics of a successful person. "Success" is a subjective term, but if someone is a role model they have done something to be successful in your eyes. ✔️Learn how to overcome obstacles. Everyone has a story of a time they had to overcome adversity. Hearing that Michael Jordan didn't make his high school's varsity basketball team, or that Oprah Winfrey was fired as a news reporter reminds us that failure won't prevent you from being successful in the future. Understanding how your role models overcame their obstacles will help you prepare to deal with future drawbacks. ✔️Have someone to inspire you. When you don't have the motivation to get work done, it is nice to have someone to emulate. Think about their success, and feel inspired to work as hard they did to reach a success of your own. ✔️Become the best version of yourself. Even though having a role model means looking up to another person, the end goal is to become the best version of yourself. Having someone to emulate gives you a guideline of values and actions to follow, but at the end of the day you are also your own person. - I hope you liked this posts and don’t forget to leave a comment below!👇 - rolemodel success millionairementor

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Fall, Life, and Love: Woody McClain to Play Bobby Brown in BET's "The Bobby Brown Story" Set For Fall 2018 @balleralert Woody McClain to Play Bobby Brown in BET’s “The Bobby Brown Story” Set For Fall 2018 – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Amid the success of BET’s miniseries the “New Edition Story,” BET is ready for WoodyMcClain to go solo. According to Deadline, BET has inked a deal with the miniseries star, who played BobbyBrown in the hit series, to reprise his role in a two-part story, titled “The Bobby Brown Story,” set for Fall 2018. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The story will cover 30 years of Brown’s life after he left NewEdition. Abdul Williams and Jesse Collins have joined forces, once again, to pick up where they left off in “New Edition Story.” According to Deadline, the project will focus on Brown’s solo success, his hardships, and love life. From his affair with Janet Jackson and his marriage to Whitney Houston, the story will also be a story about redemption, and overcoming adversity, BET revealed. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to Deadline, the team is currently casting for Houston, Bobbi Kristina, Jackson, Teddy Riley, L.A. Reid, and Babyface to join McClain for the project. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Congratulations to Woody McClain!

Woody McClain to Play Bobby Brown in BET’s “The Bobby Brown Story” Set For Fall 2018 – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Amid the success...

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Ass, Bailey Jay, and Crazy: When you can't remember if you pulled out or not & she's tweeting "My stomach hurts" Chapter 1 Conception: It was me and my niggas was posted up in the testis when the emergency broadcast system begins to go off from head quarters, telling us we had a mission to do. Its crazy how fast things can turn into a hard situation. Its about 200 million of us deep ready to dp work. We hop on the mothership “Big black destroyer” and began our way to the mission site. Situation getting fishy and I don’t eat Anchovies. The squad faced adversity with heavy rain word to Hurricane Harvey. Both back engines were burst and we were forced to make a emergency evacuation. one by one all my niggas were vacuumed out their respective pods. It’s my turn and I go and land on the landing Zone. I look around and my homies and dying left and right. Not everyone can make this journey. We begin pushing forward to the Goal. It looked like the million man march. Im swimming fast as fuck to be first. I’m surely not the fastest one in the pack. I toss a flash bang to blind the ones in front of me. I use my turbo boost and shot passed them. A Nigga was swimming like Michael Phelps. I get to the finish line and look back to see where my homies is at. Not one to be found. Im trapped into a sticky matrix. I began to notice overtime i was taking on a new transformation. I looked like Goku in the Medical Machine. Getting stronger, growing new body parts, shit done changed. My momma was in labor for 12 hours. She shot me out like a cannon ball. It took the power of a true Sayian queen to release me from this inprisionment. Im finally free. I felt like Oj when he first came out. The light hit me like solar flare i tried to run from it and couldn’t. The doctor holding me checking out my dick. Homie slapped my ass like i was some $10 stripper. Nigga was trying to cut my dick but i wasn’t having it. I peed in his mouth miss me with that gay shit. That day legend was born. All my friends are dead. She pushed me to the edge. (Follow @Genuineguy if tagged or laughed for more )
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All Star, Bitch, and Click: Home Videos Untitled document File Edit View Insert Format Tools Table Help 6 other collaborators See what it's like to collaborate with famous storytellers. Admittedly, a few years after their prime. Share your collaboration Check out what else is possible once you go Google. high-functioning-time-idjits: everentropy: bonehandledknife: jenroses: mojavejourneys: fancyladssnacks: reddragonsbreath: barrett-the-babe: caiusmartiuscoriolanus: incestiel: almostdiedthreetimes: feasibleweasel: autonomousartisan: demoniccupcake: the-guy-below-me-sucks: doctorfeelbad: couragemadnessfriendshiplove: world-shaker: Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe?  Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity.  Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens.  Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY Oh my God so I typed ‘Shakespeare’ and Shakespeare butted in and wrote ‘The lovely and handsome Shakespeare’ but Poe burst in saying ‘The dreadful and lonely Shakespeare’. aND FYODOR DOSTOYVESKY ADDED ‘ I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners.” I’M DONE. Look what they did to All Star by Smash Mouth “Somebody once hushedly told me the world is going to roll me. I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of glocky with her finger and her thumb in the shape of a “L” on her forehead. Well, the years start voraciously coming and they don’t stop coming; fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. It didn’t make sense absolutely to live for fun. Thy brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to behold. So what’s wrong with taking the back busy thoroughfares? In everything one thing is impossible: rationality. You’ll never know if thou don’t go. “You’ll never shine if you don’t glow”, he growled incoherently. Hey presently, you’re an All Star. Get your game on; go play. Hey now, you’re a Rock Star. Get the show on; get laid. As well as all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold. ~All Star by Smash Estuary of opinion…” Imagine putting your research paper in here and letting them go at it. OH MY GOD I WAS WRITING AND EDGAR WOULDN’T STOP FIXING THINGS SO I WROTE “Edgar shut up I’m trying to write” and he changed it to “Edgar shut up I’m meagerly attempting to write” THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE I typed in “Hello” and Shakesphere erased it and wrote “Begone with this rubbish.” HOW R00d I typed “party in the Usa” and Poe changed party to “ill-fated gathering” I just used it to yell at Dickens about Tale of Two Cities, I am happy now I typed in ‘hello other writers’ and Edgar Allen Poe changed it to ‘Hello secondary writers’ After I had been writing for a while Edgar suddenly deleted my last sentence and wrote “THE END.” rude son of a bitch I have to try this. Rebageled again but to add if the link above doesn’t work, try this one instead. I pasted one of my better opening paragraphs in, and they butchered it amusingly. AI.  @primarybufferpanel omg do you want to do a Thing sometime with Mountains? Like that bit we put on the gif? I wrote “Dickens you are the worse” because he edited my 5 word sentence into a paragraph and him and Emily Dickinson kept changing it from Dickens to Dickinson until Dickens made it say Oliver Twist. I started typing the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody and, well… “Mama, just killed a wretched soul bruised with adversity. Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, presently he’s dead. Mama, life distinctly had just begun. However, now I’ve gone and thrown it all away. “Mama, ooh”, he growled incoherently. Didn’t mean to make thou cry. If I’m absolutely back again this time tomorrow, painstakingly haul on, carry on, like nothing really matters.Too late, my time distinctly has come. Resolutely delivers shivers down my spine, body aching all the time. Heartily farewell, everybody. I’ve got to go. Gotta flee you all behind and face the truth. Mama, ooh. I don’t wanna make worms thy heir. In times plagued with uncertainty wish I’d never been born at all.”
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Beautiful, Children, and Memes: TDUA" is the most powerful weapon of a BELIEVER @islam 4everyone The Prophet (pbuh) said: “Dua (supplication) is worship.” [Sunan Abu Dawud] Three types of dua are undoubtedly granted: a parent’s dua for his children, dua of a fasting person, and dua of the traveller. [Abu-Dawud] We can and should make Dua in every condition, i.e. in hardship and in prosperity. Some special times to make Dua where it is more likely to be accepted: 1. When one is oppressed 2. Between the time of Athan and Iqama 3. At the time of the call for prayer 4. When one is sick 5. The last third of the night (Esp. during Tahajjud) 6. Ramadan (especially Lailatul Qadr) 7. After the Fard part of prayer 8. When traveling 9. When breaking fast 10. In Sujood while performing Salah (Prayer) 11. On Fridays after Asr prayer (Abu Dawud) 12. On the day of Arafah 13. At times of adversity 14. Dua when someone’s heart is filled with sincerity and when it is focused on Allah 15. Dua of the parent against or for his children 16. The Dua of a Muslim for his brother without the latter’s knowledge Dua can be beautified and perfected by certain actions: 1. Have Wudu, face Qibla, be neat and clean 2. Raise both hands up to the shoulder with palms open facing up 3. Use words of Allah and Muhammad (SAW)-i.e. Duas found in Quran and Hadith 4. Ask by Asma alHusna- Allah’s Beautiful Names 5. Be very humble and insistent -repeat (i.e. 3x’s) 6. Glorify Allah and recite Salawat for the Prophet (SAW) at both the beginning and end 7. Show humility, entreaty, desire and fear while making Dua

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Advice, Future, and Memes: Germany Bans Meat at all Official Government Functions Full story: www.riseoft hevegan.com Barbara Hendricks, Germany's Federal Minister for the Environment has just banned meat (including fish) at all official government functions Hendricks issued a statement saying that only vegetarian food will now be served at events and cited the environmental burden that intensive meat production places on the planet. The email also stated that the ministry has a duty to mitigate against the "negative effects of meat consumption" and must set an example t stated that animal agriculture accounts for a significant proportion of greenhouse gas emissions. G l veganbodybuilding www.rise of the vegan .com 🌱🎉🇩🇪📰 German cuisine might be most famous for its sausages and schnitzels, but a new government rule means attendees at official government functions will instead see a lot more environmentally-friendly food on their plates in future. _ Barbara Hendricks, Germany’s Federal Minister for the Environment has just banned meat (including fish) at all their official government functions. _ Hendricks issued a statement saying that only vegetarian food will now be served at the Minstry's events and cited the environmental burden that intensive meat production places on the planet. The email also stated that the ministry has a duty to mitigate against the "negative effects of meat consumption" and must "set an example". It stated that animal agriculture accounts for a significant proportion of greenhouse gas emissions. _ A statement from Germany’s Environment Ministry explained the move and said that it was not an attempt to preach to the people but rather: “We want to set a good example for climate protection, because vegetarian food is more climate-friendly than meat and fish.” _ We are long past the time where we can continue to deny the adverse effects that animal agriculture has on our planet. In the past 40 years, our love affair with meat and dairy has wreaked havoc on the planet. We have lost 58 percent of all wildlife from the face of the earth while countless other species are being pushed to the brink of extinction. _ Animal agriculture is a leading cause of climate change and environmental degradation globally. Cattle produce methane as a byproduct of digesting their food, and methane is an incredibly potent greenhouse gas — 86 times more potent than carbon dioxide over a 20 year period. Globally, the livestock sector alone accounts for 14.5 percent of all human-related greenhouse gas emissions. _ The UN released advice last year stating that governments should eliminate meat industry subsidies and tax meat production in order to reduce the global rise in consumption and the environmental damage that goes with it. (Full story at clickable link in @veganbodybuilding bio) _ riseofthevegan vegan germany

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