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Advice, Af, and Being Alone: SON: I need girl advice ME: just be yourself SON: no, I want her to leave me alone ME: just be yourself Savage af 😂 (@badjokeben 🔥)

Savage af 😂 (@badjokeben 🔥)

Advice, Time, and Girl Memes: I've been your friend for awhile. but you're starting to piss me off when your friend calls asking for advice on the same guy for the 90000th time https://t.co/PIB35rVpE9

when your friend calls asking for advice on the same guy for the 90000th time https://t.co/PIB35rVpE9

Advice, Being Alone, and Books: Life Lessons Advice from an 80-Year-Old Man 1. Have a firm handshake 2. Look people in the eye. 3. Sing in the shower. 4. Own a great stereo system 5. If in a fight, hit first and hit hard 6. Keep secrets. 7. Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday 8. Always accept an outstretched hand. 9. Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference. 10. Whistle. 11. Avoid sarcastic remarks 12. Choose your life's mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 per cent of all your happiness or misery. 13. Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out. 14. Lend only those books you never care to see again. 15. Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all that they have. 16. When playing games with children, let them win 17. Give people a second chance, but not a third 18. Be romantic. 19. Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know. 20. Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems 21. Don't allow the phone to interrupt important moments It's there for our convenience, not the caller's 22. Be a good loser 23. Be a good winner 24. Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret. 25. When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go 26. Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you were born 27. Keep it simple 28. Beware of the person who has nothing to lose 29. Don't burn bridges. You'll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river. 30. Live your life so that your epitaph could read, No Regrets 31. Be bold and courageous. When you look back on life you'll regret the things you didn't do more than the ones you did 32. Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them 33. Remember no one makes it alone. Have a grateful heart and be quick to acknowledge those who helped you 34. Take charge of your attitude. Don't let someone else choose it for you 35. Visit friends and relatives when they are in hospital you need only stay a few minutes 36. Begin each day with some of your favourite music. 37. Once in a while, take the scenic route 38. Send a lot of Valentine cards. Sign them, 'Someone who thinks you're terrific. 39. Answer the phone with enthusiasm and energy in your voice. 40. Keep a note pad and pencil on your bed-side table. Million-dollar ideas sometimes strike at 3 a.m 41. Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivial their job. 42. Send your loved ones flowers. Think of a reason later. 43. Make someone's day by paying the toll for the person in the car behind you. 44. Become someone's hero 45. Marry only for love 46. Count your blessings. 47. Compliment the meal when you're a guest in someone's home 48. Wave at the children on a school bus. 49. Remember that 80 per cent of the success in any job is based on your ability to deal with people. 50. Don't expect life to be fair this is worth the 2 min read https://t.co/zPf8MLk9tq

this is worth the 2 min read https://t.co/zPf8MLk9tq

Advice, Being Alone, and Books: Life Lessons Advice from an 80-Year-Old Man 1. Have a firm handshake 2. Look people in the eye. 3. Sing in the shower. 4. Own a great stereo system 5. If in a fight, hit first and hit hard 6. Keep secrets. 7. ever give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday. 8. Always accept an outstretched hand. 9. Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference 10. Whistle 11. Avoid sarcastic remarks 12. Choose your life's mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 per cent of all your happiness or misery. 13. Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out. 14. Lend only those books you never care to see again. 15. Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all that they have. 16. When playing games with children, let them win 17. Give people a second chance, but not a third 18. Be romantic. 19. Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know 20. Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems 21. Don't allow the phone to interrupt important moments It's there for our convenience, not the caller's 22. Be a good loser 23. Be a good winner. 24. Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret. 25. When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go 26. Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you were born 27. Keep it simple 28. Beware of the person who has nothing to lose 29. Don't burn bridges. You'll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river. 30. Live your life so that your epitaph could read, No Regrets 31. Be bold and courageous. When you look back on life you'll regret the things you didn't do more than the ones you did 32. Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them 33. Remember no one makes it alone. Have a grateful heart and be quick to acknowledge those who helped you 34. Take charge of your attitude. Don't let someone else choose it for you 35. Visit friends and relatives when they are in hospital; you need only stay a few minutes 36. Begin each day with some of your favourite music. 37. Once in a while, take the scenic route 38. Send a lot of Valentine cards. Sign them, 'Someone who thinks you're terrific. 39. Answer the phone with enthusiasm and energy in your voice 40. Keep a note pad and pencil on your bed-side table Million-dollar ideas sometimes strike at 3 a.m 41. Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivial their job. 42. Send your loved ones flowers. Think of a reason later. 43. Make someone's day by paying the toll for the person in the car behind you. 44. Become someone's hero 45. Marry only for love. 46. Count your blessings. 47. Compliment the meal when you're a guest in someone's home 48. Wave at the children on a school bus. 49. Remember that 80 per cent of the success in any job is based on your ability to deal with people 50. Don't expect life to be fair this is worth the 2 min read https://t.co/C5iBtR6TTm

this is worth the 2 min read https://t.co/C5iBtR6TTm

Advice, Clothes, and Makeup: People: "Stop spending so much money on makeup and clothes and you won't be so broke all the time" Me: @the basicbitchlife [softly] Don't. This is absurd advice 😒🙄

This is absurd advice 😒🙄

Advice, Being Alone, and Books: Life Lessons Advice from an 80-Year-Old Man 1. Have a firm handshake 2. Look people in the eye. 3. Sing in the shower. 4. Own a great stereo system 5. If in a fight, hit first and hit hard 6. Keep secrets. 7. Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday 8. Always accept an outstretched hand. 9. Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference. 10. Whistle. 11. Avoid sarcastic remarks 12. Choose your life's mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 per cent of all your happiness or misery. 13. Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out. 14. Lend only those books you never care to see again 15. Never deprive someone of hope, it might be all that they have. 16. When playing games with children, let them win 17. Give people a second chance, but not a third 18. Be romantic. 19. Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know 20. Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems 21. Don't allow the phone to interrupt important moments It's there for our convenience, not the caller's 22. Be a good loser 23. Be a good winner 24. Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret. 25. When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go 26. Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you were born 27. Keep it simple 28. Beware of the person who has nothing to lose 29. Don't burn bridges. You'll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river. 30. Live your life so that your epitaph could read, No Regrets 31. Be bold and courageous. When you look back on life you'll regret the things you didn't do more than the ones you did 32. Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them 33. Remember no one makes it alone. Have a grateful heart and be quick to acknowledge those who helped you 34. Take charge of your attitude. Don't let someone else choose it for you 35. Visit friends and relatives when they are in hospital you need only stay a few minutes 36. Begin each day with some of your favourite music. 37. Once in a while, take the scenic route 38. Send a lot of Valentine cards. Sign them, 'Someone who thinks you're terrific. 39. Answer the phone with enthusiasm and energy in your voice. 40. Keep a note pad and pencil on your bed-side table. Million-dollar ideas sometimes strike at 3 a.m 41. Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivial their job. 42. Send your loved ones flowers. Think of a reason later. 43. Make someone's day by paying the toll for the person in the car behind you. 44. Become someone's hero 45. Marry only for love 46. Count your blessings. 47. Compliment the meal when you're a guest in someone's home 48. Wave at the children on a school bus. 49. Remember that 80 per cent of the success in any job is based on your ability to deal with people 50. Don't expect life to be fair this is worth the 2 min read https://t.co/M3Uzg0fgIH

this is worth the 2 min read https://t.co/M3Uzg0fgIH

Advice, Memes, and Steve Smith: NEEDED ADVICE ONCAPTAINCY FROM DHONI KET TROLL INSTEAD TOOK TEST INFROM HIM C K Steve Smith -_- -Devil-

Steve Smith -_- -Devil-

Advice, Life, and Case: when you're giving someone advice but you gotta finish it with "but idk tho" in case it ruins their life Ostf Postize

Advice, Being Alone, and Books: Life Lessons Advice from an 80-Year-Old Man 1. Have a firm handshake 2. Look people in the eye. 3. Sing in the shower. 4. Own a great stereo system 5. If in a fight, hit first and hit hard 6. Keep secrets. 7. Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday 8. Always accept an outstretched hand. 9. Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference. 10. Whistle. 11. Avoid sarcastic remarks 12. Choose your life's mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 per cent of all your happiness or misery. 13. Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out. 14. Lend only those books you never care to see again 15. Never deprive someone of hope, it might be all that they have. 16. When playing games with children, let them win 17. Give people a second chance, but not a third 18. Be romantic. 19. Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know 20. Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems 21. Don't allow the phone to interrupt important moments It's there for our convenience, not the caller's 22. Be a good loser 23. Be a good winner 24. Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret. 25. When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go 26. Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you were born 27. Keep it simple 28. Beware of the person who has nothing to lose 29. Don't burn bridges. You'll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river. 30. Live your life so that your epitaph could read, No Regrets 31. Be bold and courageous. When you look back on life you'll regret the things you didn't do more than the ones you did 32. Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them 33. Remember no one makes it alone. Have a grateful heart and be quick to acknowledge those who helped you 34. Take charge of your attitude. Don't let someone else choose it for you 35. Visit friends and relatives when they are in hospital you need only stay a few minutes 36. Begin each day with some of your favourite music. 37. Once in a while, take the scenic route 38. Send a lot of Valentine cards. Sign them, 'Someone who thinks you're terrific. 39. Answer the phone with enthusiasm and energy in your voice. 40. Keep a note pad and pencil on your bed-side table. Million-dollar ideas sometimes strike at 3 a.m 41. Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivial their job. 42. Send your loved ones flowers. Think of a reason later. 43. Make someone's day by paying the toll for the person in the car behind you. 44. Become someone's hero 45. Marry only for love 46. Count your blessings. 47. Compliment the meal when you're a guest in someone's home 48. Wave at the children on a school bus. 49. Remember that 80 per cent of the success in any job is based on your ability to deal with people 50. Don't expect life to be fair this is worth the 2 min read https://t.co/f3PHlzhGDL

this is worth the 2 min read https://t.co/f3PHlzhGDL

Advice, Ass, and Fire: So NORMALLY YwANNA COMMANDER LIFTAS HEAVY AS YER PHYSICALLY ARE YOU PATRONIZING ABLE TO, BUT THIS SYER FIRSTTIME AN ME? YMIGHT WANNA STARTsMALL So YwANNA START wITHYER B0DYAs cLOSE T PARALLEL wITH TH' GROUNDASYCAN. DON'T ROUND YER BACK, KEEP YER CHIN UP ONE MINUTE LATER PHFT, THIS IS NOTHING IDO NOT EVEN KNOW WHATTHESE MUSCLES ARE BUT THEY ARE ON FIRE. I TOLD YOU I COULD LIFT SOMETHING GOOD, THAT MEANS HEAVIER. IT's WORKIN' I'M TRYIN' TO TEACH YA PROPER FORM WITHOUT SCARIN'YoFFRIGHT OFF THE BAT WITH S0METHIN HEAVYAN FRUSTRATIN Now PULL YERSHOULDERBLADESINAN LIFT TIL YER ARMS COME UPIN LINE WITH YER BACK THEN YJUST KEEP DOIN' THAT TIL YER BoDY wONT LET YOU NO MORE. How MUCH DO THOSE WEIGH? IWANTA FRAME 0F REFERENCE FOR HOW FEEBLE DON' WORRY ABOUT WHAT I'M DOIN', WORRY ABOUT wHAT YER DOIN' THEPUNCHLINEISMACHISMO.COM Best advice my weak-ass ever got when working out

Best advice my weak-ass ever got when working out

Advice, Fashion, and Friends: when everyone is obsessed with millennial pink and rose gold lackis such a happy color. "wear something black" -me when my friends ask me for fashion advice 🖤🖤🖤

"wear something black" -me when my friends ask me for fashion advice 🖤🖤🖤

Advice, Memes, and Shit: My Only Advice For Dealing With Me Is Catch Me While I Care Ohhh Shit √

Ohhh Shit √

Advice, Fall, and Memes: LOS ERIBILLO IRE STATUS HARRY ADDICTED2 POTTER IS THE FIRST BILLIONAIRE TO FALL OFF THE FORBES BILLIONAIRE LIST BECAUSE OF CHARITABLE GIVING. SHE SAYS. "YOU HAVE A MORAL RESPONSIBILITY WHEN YOUVE BEEN GIVEN FAR MORE THAN YOU NEED. TO DO WISE THINGS WITH IT AND GIVE INTELLIGENTLY." Take a lesson from the legendary J.K. Rowling. With success comes giving back to others and helping them achieve their own hopes and dreams. Whether it be through mentorship, free advice, or charity work. Tag someone below who needs to see this! addicted2success

Take a lesson from the legendary J.K. Rowling. With success comes giving back to others and helping them achieve their own hopes and dreams....

Advice, Memes, and Mistakes: LEARN FROM THE MISTAKES OF PEOPLE WHO TOOK MY ADVICE.

Advice, Memes, and News: Get some thick skin, okay?" Rep. Nancy Pelosi J. Scott FOX NEWS House Democratic Leader NancyPelosi had some advice for President DonaldTrump after he said he's been treated unfairly.

House Democratic Leader NancyPelosi had some advice for President DonaldTrump after he said he's been treated unfairly.

Advice, Being Alone, and Books: Life Lessons Advice from an 80-Year-Old Man 1. Have a firm handshake 2. Look people in the eye. 3. Sing in the shower. 4. Own a great stereo system 5. If in a fight, hit first and hit hard 6. Keep secrets. 7. Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday 8. Always accept an outstretched hand. 9. Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference. 10. Whistle. 11. Avoid sarcastic remarks 12. Choose your life's mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 per cent of all your happiness or misery. 13. Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out. 14. Lend only those books you never care to see again 15. Never deprive someone of hope, it might be all that they have. 16. When playing games with children, let them win 17. Give people a second chance, but not a third 18. Be romantic. 19. Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know 20. Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems 21. Don't allow the phone to interrupt important moments It's there for our convenience, not the caller's 22. Be a good loser 23. Be a good winner 24. Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret. 25. When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go 26. Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you were born 27. Keep it simple 28. Beware of the person who has nothing to lose 29. Don't burn bridges. You'll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river. 30. Live your life so that your epitaph could read, No Regrets 31. Be bold and courageous. When you look back on life you'll regret the things you didn't do more than the ones you did 32. Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them 33. Remember no one makes it alone. Have a grateful heart and be quick to acknowledge those who helped you 34. Take charge of your attitude. Don't let someone else choose it for you 35. Visit friends and relatives when they are in hospital you need only stay a few minutes 36. Begin each day with some of your favourite music. 37. Once in a while, take the scenic route 38. Send a lot of Valentine cards. Sign them, 'Someone who thinks you're terrific. 39. Answer the phone with enthusiasm and energy in your voice. 40. Keep a note pad and pencil on your bed-side table. Million-dollar ideas sometimes strike at 3 a.m 41. Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivial their job. 42. Send your loved ones flowers. Think of a reason later. 43. Make someone's day by paying the toll for the person in the car behind you. 44. Become someone's hero 45. Marry only for love 46. Count your blessings. 47. Compliment the meal when you're a guest in someone's home 48. Wave at the children on a school bus. 49. Remember that 80 per cent of the success in any job is based on your ability to deal with people 50. Don't expect life to be fair this is worth the 2 min read https://t.co/LL5pptSVoW

this is worth the 2 min read https://t.co/LL5pptSVoW

9gag, Advice, and Future: BEST WORDS FOR FUTURE BOYFRIEND I'm probably not tall enough More relationship advice at 9GAG app I almost pissed my pants... Follow @9GAG - - 📹@ryandondon - 9gag relationship relationshipgoals orochimaru scary boyfriend karma psycho

I almost pissed my pants... Follow @9GAG - - 📹@ryandondon - 9gag relationship relationshipgoals orochimaru scary boyfriend karma psycho

Advice, Memes, and Morality: 17 slave with a rod oss THIS IS ONE OF THE MANY F8.COM/WPLATHEISM REASONS WHY YOUR RELIGION IS DISQUALIFIED FROM GIVING ANY ONE ADVICE ON MORALITY

Advice, Memes, and 🤖: Me trying to listen to my own advice.. @sonny5ideup is a must follow. 😂

@sonny5ideup is a must follow. 😂

Advice, Time, and Girl Memes: Me trying to listen to my own advice.. When I tell myself it's time to go on a diet @mystylesays

When I tell myself it's time to go on a diet @mystylesays

Advice, Goals, and Life: THE RIGHT THING IS ALWAYS THE RIGHT THING Too many are so focused on short term goals and riches they compromise their morals and standards .. let me give you practical advice, those misplays will come back and limit your business and life upside 60secclub selfimprovement

Too many are so focused on short term goals and riches they compromise their morals and standards .. let me give you practical advice, those...

Advice, Being Alone, and Books: Life Lessons Advice from an 80-Year-Old Man 1. Have a firm handshake 2. Look people in the eye. 3. Sing in the shower. 4. Own a great stereo system 5. If in a fight, hit first and hit hard 6. Keep secrets. 7. Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday 8. Always accept an outstretched hand. 9. Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference. 10. Whistle. 11. Avoid sarcastic remarks 12. Choose your life's mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 per cent of all your happiness or misery. 13. Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out. 14. Lend only those books you never care to see again 15. Never deprive someone of hope, it might be all that they have. 16. When playing games with children, let them win 17. Give people a second chance, but not a third 18. Be romantic. 19. Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know 20. Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems 21. Don't allow the phone to interrupt important moments It's there for our convenience, not the caller's 22. Be a good loser 23. Be a good winner 24. Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret. 25. When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go 26. Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you were born 27. Keep it simple 28. Beware of the person who has nothing to lose 29. Don't burn bridges. You'll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river. 30. Live your life so that your epitaph could read, No Regrets 31. Be bold and courageous. When you look back on life you'll regret the things you didn't do more than the ones you did 32. Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them 33. Remember no one makes it alone. Have a grateful heart and be quick to acknowledge those who helped you 34. Take charge of your attitude. Don't let someone else choose it for you 35. Visit friends and relatives when they are in hospital you need only stay a few minutes 36. Begin each day with some of your favourite music. 37. Once in a while, take the scenic route 38. Send a lot of Valentine cards. Sign them, 'Someone who thinks you're terrific. 39. Answer the phone with enthusiasm and energy in your voice. 40. Keep a note pad and pencil on your bed-side table. Million-dollar ideas sometimes strike at 3 a.m 41. Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivial their job. 42. Send your loved ones flowers. Think of a reason later. 43. Make someone's day by paying the toll for the person in the car behind you. 44. Become someone's hero 45. Marry only for love 46. Count your blessings. 47. Compliment the meal when you're a guest in someone's home 48. Wave at the children on a school bus. 49. Remember that 80 per cent of the success in any job is based on your ability to deal with people 50. Don't expect life to be fair this is worth the 2 min read https://t.co/T8w8tKXtSM

this is worth the 2 min read https://t.co/T8w8tKXtSM

Advice, Girl Memes, and Nevermind: I need advice Nevermind l already did the stupid thing This must be what it’s like to be my friend https://t.co/rTcSA9RaPP

This must be what it’s like to be my friend https://t.co/rTcSA9RaPP

Advice, Dank, and Life: hairychikubi how the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? what drives you? got out of bed once and i've been exhausted ever since. warlocksmith You need to learn to hate life to the point where you want to get revenge on existence itself Gastielismycherrypie Best advice ever Source: swamp-roo Ef Postize

Advice, Confused, and God: For all who are confused, this page is not Christian Mingle. The purpose of this page is not for you to look at who follows us, then jump in their inbox and say "God sent you" or "you're looking for a spouse''. Please stop making other's uncomfortable. The page exists as an outlet for people to find posts seeking clarity, advice, motivation, hope or prayer regarding relationships. So no, please don't inbox me asking me to find you a spouse. Grace and peace This doesn't apply to everyone, but some people were confused. Smh.

This doesn't apply to everyone, but some people were confused. Smh.

Advice, Amazon, and Best Friend: YOUR CHILDREN WILL FOLLOW YOUR EXAMPLE NOT YOUR ADVICE MILLIONAIRE MENTOR Children are great imitators, so give them something great to imitate. ✔️ millionairementor - 📢Big shoutout to @tactical_precision thanks for purchasing my 10,000mah power bank on Amazon, now you'll never be left with a dead phone battery from scrolling through Instagram ever again. I hope you like it, and it becomes your new best friend! 🔋📱

Children are great imitators, so give them something great to imitate. ✔️ millionairementor - 📢Big shoutout to @tactical_precision thanks fo...

Advice, Life, and Love: "Eat a ton of protein. Squat heavy. Push heavy objects. Have sex. Love life." Jim Wendle Life advice 😏😂

Life advice 😏😂

Advice, America, and Anaconda: "It will soon come to this: either Trump goes down forever in disgrace, or America does. You pick Republican George Takei OCCUP DEMOCRATS Thomas John Okay, when are we going to stop taking political advice from this guy? l mean, Occupy Democrats probably posted 100 memes of this guy during the 2016 campaign and everything he said about the election turned out to be completely wrong. It's really time to move on from George Takei. TJ

TJ

Advice, Memes, and Good: How to parallel park: 1) Park somewhere else Good advice.

Good advice.

Advice, Fucking, and Funny: DO SHARKS COMPLAIN ABOUT MONDAY? NO THEY'RE UP EARLY. BITING STUFE CHASING SHIT BEING SCARY REMINDING EVERYONE THEY'RE A FUCKING SHARK SOLID ADVICE FOR MONDAY MORNING https://t.co/0iMU5EUDh4

SOLID ADVICE FOR MONDAY MORNING https://t.co/0iMU5EUDh4

Advice, Being Alone, and Books: Life Lessons Advice from an 80-Year-Old Man 1. Have a firm handshake 2. Look people in the eye. 3. Sing in the shower. 4. Own a great stereo system 5. If in a fight, hit first and hit hard 6. Keep secrets. 7. Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday. 8. Always accept an outstretched hand 9. Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference 10, Whistle 11. Avoid sarcastic remarks 12. Choose your life's mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 per cent of all your happiness or misery. 13. Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out. 14. Lend only those books you never care to see again 15. Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all that they have. 16. When playing games with children, let them win 17. Give people a second chance, but not a third 18. Be romantic. 19. Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know. 20. Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems 21. Don't allow the phone to interrupt important moments It's there for our convenience, not the caller's 22. Be a good loser 23. Be a good winner 24. Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret. 25. When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go 26. Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you were born 27. Keep it simple 28. Beware of the person who has nothing to lose 29. Don't burn bridges. You'll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river. 30. Live your life so that your epitaph could read, No Regrets 31. Be bold and courageous. When you look back on life you'll regret the things you didn't do more than the ones you did 32. Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them 33. Remember no one makes it alone. Have a grateful heart and be quick to acknowledge those who helped you 34. Take charge of your attitude. Don't let someone else choose it for you 35. Visit friends and relatives when they are in hospital you need only stay a few minutes 36. Begin each day with some of your favourite music. 37. Once in a while, take the scenic route 38. Send a lot of Valentine cards. Sign them, 'Someone who thinks you're terrific. 39. Answer the phone with enthusiasm and energy in your voice 40. Keep a note pad and pencil on your bed-side table. Million-dollar ideas sometimes strike at 3 a.m 41. Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivial their job. 42. Send your loved ones flowers. Think of a reason later. 43. Make someone's day by paying the toll for the person in the car behind you. 44. Become someone's hero 45. Marry only for love 46. Count your blessings. 47. Compliment the meal when you're a guest in someone's home 48. Wave at the children on a school bus. 49. Remember that 80 per cent of the success in any job is based on your ability to deal with people 50. Don't expect life to be fair this is worth the 2 min read https://t.co/dhFTEBPINC

this is worth the 2 min read https://t.co/dhFTEBPINC

Advice, Girls, and Memes: When she hit you with that "wyd" text at 3:21 am, then asks you for advice on her relationship WHI AND HAM ME ROC PERHAI ITHOUT NO I IRST L KN @alcatel326 the only nigga I know that talk to girls about their relationship and not try to smash

@alcatel326 the only nigga I know that talk to girls about their relationship and not try to smash

Advice, Memes, and The View: Advice from a tree Stand tall and proud Go out on a limb Remember your roots Drink plenty of water Be content with your natural beauty Enjoy the view Advice from a tree 🌳🌴 What are your thoughts on this? https://t.co/dN38moNhUJ

Advice from a tree 🌳🌴 What are your thoughts on this? https://t.co/dN38moNhUJ

Advice, Be Like, and Memes: PLEASE DON'T ASK ME FOR RELATIONSHIP ADVICE RVCJ WWW. RWCJ.COM I'M SINGLE I PROMOTE BREAK-UPS Single be like..😂😂 rvcjinsta

Single be like..😂😂 rvcjinsta

Advice, Memes, and Best: WHAT'S YOUR BEST ADVICE IN 10 WORDS OR LESS? Here's mine. How about you? - Follow @briandevans for more great content

How about you? - Follow @briandevans for more great content

Advice, Memes, and Revenge: When your friend comes to you for relationship advice but your heart is black and you're also a slut @lvcifers revenge Same (@lvcifers_revenge)

Same (@lvcifers_revenge)

Advice, Drunk, and Fuckboy: Drunk girls in bathrooms are the most empowering and supportive people on the planet. We should all be more like drunk girls in bathrooms. Remember to ask yourself "is that person actually hot or am I just sexually frustrated?" QUE ACER EN S I S M O S DIOS here's my advice: yes, eat that no, do not text back the fuckboy coconut oil Ou t butter Whose name made you drink enough to forget yo own? sumiendo entes. quotes in a bar bathroom https://t.co/1FNGOcjg2O

quotes in a bar bathroom https://t.co/1FNGOcjg2O

Advice, Fitness, and Tea: When you've given fitness advice but they insist fit tea and cardio is the way to go... Shoot me.

Shoot me.

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So deep in it.. 👇🏻

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President Donald Trump’s advice for the Class of 2017: "You have to do what you love."

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@_4dak lost his mother to cancer in 2013 but never stopped following her advice 🙏

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I'm an expert!

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🙌🏼 Top advice from @potnoodlefringe goodgirlwithbadthoughts 💅🏼

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The entrepreneurial mindset in pure form

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