With a 7-day old baby, Amazon you the real MVP
First Day on the Internet Kid
Anyone else who looks for computers on craigslist will relate
When will this madness end??
Not sure why I even have a facebook anymore
They say I am a human in a beast suit, but all I see are beasts in human suits.
Why must I be cursed
"I umm don't know. I have to ax muh manager cuz I don't know the spexifix of what chu axin me."
Coworker only speaks Spanish. He says hello in English to me every day and I just wanted to be nice...
This would be excellent!
I hear there are "peaceful protests" planned for the inauguration tomorrow
This one goes out to you Reddit.
Atlanta Zoo is asking the public to name its new panda cubs.
Girl lost interest after finding out I work retail. Made a frustrated post on FB about it and got ripped a new one.
Watching sports, especially soccer this summer, this has been driving me nuts, and I'm pretty sure it'll happen dozens more times before...
TIL "wingnut" is a religion.
I'm a substitute teacher in California. In one of my ed. classes in college they told us to avoid addressing the class in gender specific...
After reading the askreddit thread with the dispatcher I had this memory dredge itself.
I had fun...
I try and come here for comedy not your political views
History Advice Animals
Awww advice animal
Misunderstood clothes dryer (x-post from Advice Animals) http://ift.tt/1D4aenc
They can't catch me
Long story short, my dad got cocky and bought about 500 shares in memes such as these. Will we ever be able to recoup our losses?