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Jerry Springer, Life, and Maury: *staying home from school starter pack* maury JERRY SPRINGER lil kay @slimjimmy They been the same age my whole life

Bitch, Target, and Tumblr: KJ Apa and Cole Sprouse when they were actually 17 RI enjo Liked by thecarterskingdom, honeybeu and 1,645,371 others kjapa Man... I would have absolutely crushed you at age 17. Crushed. @colesprouse kjapa # Man I would have absolutely crushed you at age 17. Crushed. @colesprouse 15h colesprouse You wouldn't . even have survived the weight of my wallet bitch 15h 225,062 likes Reply View replies (6441) lordemusic Wow i'm dead 14h 17,999 likes Reply View replies (93) <a href="http://yeezyslides.tumblr.com/post/175241002744/omfg" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">yeezyslides</a>:<blockquote>OMFG</blockquote>

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Work, Alcohol, and Women: r/confession 175d l intentionally ask women well above the legal age limit(alcohol) to show me their Il Light I work as a cashier at a grocery store. Whenever a middle aged woman, who clearly looks older than 21, purchases alcohol from me, I intentionally ask them to show me their TD. I do this because somewhere deep down l feel that, if I ask them for their ID it creates an impression that they look far younger than they are. I do this every chancel get, regardless of how busy the line is, in hopes of making them feel younger and possibly happier t 11.4k 741 T. Share Wholesome confession.

Wholesome confession.

Donald Trump, Memes, and Riot: Middle Age Riot @middleageriot Every day is exactly the same: Donald Trump says something stupid, his spokespeople "clarify" it, and Trump contradicts the clarification. It's like Groundhog Day with assholes. 40 Brutally Hilarious Trump Treason Memes: http://bit.ly/2uFN8nX

40 Brutally Hilarious Trump Treason Memes: http://bit.ly/2uFN8nX

Another One, Tumblr, and Blog: Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Any president that tries meeting with Putin is a tyrant and should not be president!! 1:53 PM Jun 17, 2014 24K Retweets 17.4K Likes <a href="http://memehumor.net/post/175964026808/another-one-of-trumps-tweets-that-didnt-age-well" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>: <blockquote>Another one of Trump’s tweets that didn’t age well</blockquote>

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Drinking, Parents, and Sex: parents: "our kid's a teenager now. i'm afraid pretty soon he's gonna be having sex, drinking, and going to parties" me at age 20: <a href="http://memehumor.net/post/175989568955/pretty-much" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>: <blockquote>Pretty Much</blockquote>

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Apparently, Bad, and Dude: Freehand Profit liked Domonique . @ChefDomonique You know how racist you have to be to use the N-word during a conference call About Pizza ????? 7/12/18, 1:55 AM 6,247 Retweets 17.5K Likes Sean McGregor @SeanToo Trill-1d ﹀ Replying to @ChefDomonique Like how does that word even work itself into the conversation 3 172 Domonique @ChefDomonique.1d Buddv iust needs to aive me the garlic <a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/176012420944/curiooftheheart-celticpyro-iirc-he-was" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>: <blockquote><a href="https://curiooftheheart.tumblr.com/post/176012238756/celticpyro-iirc-he-was-talking-about-his" class="tumblr_blog">curiooftheheart</a>:<blockquote> <a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/176012105014/iirc-he-was-talking-about-his-upbringing-and-about" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>: <blockquote>IIRC he was talking about his upbringing and about how racist a neighborhood he grew up in (and that it was terrible how blatantly racist they were in that time and place). In context, he was saying “They would call you the n-word openly” but he actually said the word. </blockquote> From what I’m seeing apparently he for some fucking reason decided to claim Colonel Sanders used that word with no public backlash (like the reason is because Papa John himself was getting backlash for comments on NFL protests but even then he really didn’t have to bring up or quote exactly the Colonol). And the thing about a racist neighborhood was to bring up tying black people to trucks and basically keelhauling them…ostensibly in an attempt to go “See I’m from an area that did this and think it’s so I’m not racist.” But the people he was talking to rather reasonably went “Why the fuck would you talk about that???” </blockquote> Okay, that’s fair. </blockquote> Yeah that was the context of the statements and it’s like… Maybe you’re not a big racist yourself but holy fuck dude, in this day and age do you not see how you can’t say shit like that on a phone call? There were about a million better ways to communicate “I’m not racist“ or just vaguely say “I remember how bad racism was growing up“. At no point did you need to actually use the N-word or go into graphic descriptions of racist violence.

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Blackpeopletwitter, Her, and Via: iced t @ibelongtotheTL My aunt is 12...she told me l don't have to call her "auntie" because the situation is already strange enough At her young age, she already sassing young (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

At her young age, she already sassing young (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Party, Democratic Party, and Mind: I was told as a child "A mind is a terrible thing to waste" So when I learned to read at age 20, I stopped voting for the Democratic Party. EDWARD CAGE

Kylie Jenner, Life, and New York: Shawn of the Bled @shawndecker Follow I was diagnosed with HIV at age 11 in 1987. My parents were told I had 6 months-to-2 years to live. I'm turning 43 on Monday and I've spent the last two decades of my life educating about HIV through writing, speaking and laughter. New York Daily News@NYDailyNews 19-year-old Kylie Jenner is worth $900 million and on pace to become the youngest self-made billionaire ever. What are you doing with your life? nydn.us/2KPHvy) Show this thread 1:43 AM-15 Jul 2018 X-post from r/whitepeopletwitter via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2NVW8yb">https://ift.tt/2NVW8yb</a>

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Blackpeopletwitter, Mark Zuckerberg, and Forbes: Moira Forbes @moiraforbes How@KylieJenner built a $900 million fortune in less than 3 years - at age 20, she's on track to become the youngest self made billionaire in history, ahead of Mark Zuckerberg #SelfMadeWomen Franchesca Ramsey @chescaleigh erm. being born into extreme wealth & instant fame is the exact opposite of "self made" 9> Other98 “Self-made” (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

“Self-made” (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Dad, Grandma, and Jerry Springer: AnonymoUS No.623065567 4 minutes ago >be 23 >marry hot chick cougar who's husband died rebound sex was cray >she has daughter my age >my single dad thinks my wife's daughter is a fox wtfdad.jpg >they date for a few months and get married >my stepdaughter is now my stepmother >my father is my son in law. >wtf exe >have kid with cougar wife >dad has kid with my stepdaughter >my baby became a brother in law to dad >my baby is now my uncle >Jerry springer.PNG >my dad's kid is my sister and my stepdaughters baby thus my grandchild >my wife is my step-mothers mother who is now a grandma to my new half-sibling >l am married to my grandma >l am my own grandpa. Can you get through it? via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2LeHjVI">https://ift.tt/2LeHjVI</a>

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America, Donald Trump, and Funny: Middle Age Riot e, omiddleageriot Dear America, Very funny. Now please send me your real president. Sincerely, Queen Elizabeth lI 25 Brutally Hilarious Memes Proving the World Hates Donald Trump: http://bit.ly/2MhaVmf

25 Brutally Hilarious Memes Proving the World Hates Donald Trump: http://bit.ly/2MhaVmf

Addicted, House, and Kids: kb @kbnoswag It's so sad how today's generation of kids don't even go outside anymore bc they're addicted to smartphones. What happened to the days when kids actually left the house to gather wild plants or do agonizing manual labor in textile mills until they died of scarlet fever at age 12

Tumblr, Aang, and Avatar: <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://relados.tumblr.com/post/135722197842">relados</a>:<blockquote> <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alannamode.tumblr.com/post/111037351473">alannamode</a>: <blockquote> A fun reminder that Aang was a terrifyingly powerful Avatar. Most Avatars are informed of their newfound destinies at the age of 16 to begin their training. Because of the approaching war Aang was told of his status at the age of 12. He had already mastered airbending, and in the span of a year he mastered the other three elements, the avatar state, and energybending. He also learned lightning redirection and seismic sense (a technique no previous Avatar had even encountered). In the span of a year. This child was a terrifying force of nature. </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="432" data-orig-width="1131" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/899c3d69fba87d5b863eb7c2132cdd4d/tumblr_nd8wz2YCt71qlpn5qo1_1280.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/86ce20fba40ef515719569412027ff08/tumblr_inline_p7ifz5Fk211r4ixpb_540.jpg" class="" data-orig-height="432" data-orig-width="1131" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/899c3d69fba87d5b863eb7c2132cdd4d/tumblr_nd8wz2YCt71qlpn5qo1_1280.jpg"/></figure> </blockquote> The duality of Aang.

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Drinking, God, and Cool: People always sy 7God you know it must suck to be Nlind", "My God how de you do i you peor guy" It's truel But you know what? There are plenty of good things about being blind amusement parks drinking nd diving My loaver than yours IdonT do ry Tnide the half tare Sometimes even hee Every single woman Ive ever been with is a 10 I don t have to watch somebody age You know what's cool about being no race. I don't know from beauty know people from what it comes out of their mouth and what's in their beart That's how Iknow people It's very cool that way

Drinking, Driving, and God: People always say,"God you know, it must suck to be blind", "My God, how do you do it?" Oh you poor guy." It's true! But you know what? There are plenty of good things about being blind. I get VIP treatment at amusement parks Never have to worry about drinking and driving I go on airplanes first My electric bill's I don't have to do my own lawn lride the train for half fare. Sometimes even free! lower than yours Every single woman Ive ever been with is a 10 I don't have to watch somebody age You know what's cool about being blind? There's no race.I don't know from beauty know people from what it comes out of their mouth, and what's in their heart. That's how l know people. It's very cool that way Being blind has perks!

Being blind has perks!

Say It, Picasso, and Humans of Tumblr: Picasso's self-portrait at ages 18, 25 and 90. rachel jane andelman @rajandelman Gonna say it... Picasso did not age well

Dank, True, and Wine: Pay your age day at Build-a-Bear Me: I'd pay my weight to not have to deal withthat. amommywinetime This is true for me. (Via Mommy Wine Time)

This is true for me. (Via Mommy Wine Time)

Books, Facebook, and Memes: Dolly Parton has a program that will mail your child a free age-appropriate book once a month from birth to age 5. No obligation, no catch, she just wants to make sure that every child has books. Get involved locally www.lp.org/states https://www.facebook.com/32785124239/posts/10157118550839240/

Get involved locally www.lp.org/states https://www.facebook.com/32785124239/posts/10157118550839240/

Ww3, Via, and Href: WW3 Males over the age of 18 Does this have any potential? via /r/MemeEconomy <a href="https://ift.tt/2NL0BE3">https://ift.tt/2NL0BE3</a>

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Club, Family, and Lost: BYE YALL KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME JULY 12 NEWS4 Build-A-Bear announces first-ever 'Pay Your Age Day' Build-A-Bear Events PAY YOUR AGE DAY! IN STORES ONLY July 12 TWEET SHARE EMAIL Pay Your Age Day My 12, 201s Join us for the first-ever Pay Your Age Day ot Build-A-Beor Workshopl On July 12, you con pay your oge for any furey friend tho workshop(* it's easy-how old you are as how much your furry friend costs. it's our biggest in-store deal EVER- and it's a special offer for Bonus Club members If you're not a Bonus Club member, it's free and eosy to join Join now to save time, or sign up in the Workshop See you in the Workshop on July 12- bring in the whole family and hare the experience with BuildABeorl here Offer volid for Bonus Club members. Offer volid in stores only. Lmit one per Guest, must be present for offer. Some exclusions apply. Connot be combined with ony other offer While supplies lost. Outtits and accessories sold separotely Minimum price $1. See an associate for details I’ve never stepped foot in one of these stores

I’ve never stepped foot in one of these stores

Blackpeopletwitter, Dad, and Too Much: RASHAD" @MyDickNeedsCPR At the movie theater Dad: yeah kids under 5 get in for $5 right? Kid: I'm not 5 im 6 9:43 AM-10 Jul 18 21.2K Retweets 51.1K Likes When your kid has too much pride in their age (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

When your kid has too much pride in their age (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Children, Dank, and Energy: SUMMER 2K18 Lazy parents raise better kids. I posted a photo of our 13-year-old doing her end-of-the-month calculations. She handles our household grocery budget each month. I was shocked at how many messages I got telling me she was too young to have so much responsibility. They labeled me a lazy mom and I took it as a compliment (though I’m not sure that’s how it was meant lol). I’m purposefully lazy and my kids are thriving because of it. I have more energy than most, I could easily handle everything for them but I don’t because I want them to learn to do it for themselves. I love the harsh, judgmental looks and comments I get from other parents when they see my kids doing things deemed “too hard” for them. “What a lazy mom. Those poor kids,” they whisper. Yeah, well they can judge me all they want but I’m preparing my kids to not need me. And I personally believe that’s the greatest gift I can give them. I think we severely underestimate our children. They are far more capable and dependable than we will allow them to be. Most of us are over-scheduled control freaks and we don’t create the time we need to let our kids try and fail and then try again. We’re too busy to be lazy and it’s hurting our kids. Children that are treated like they are capable become capable. And it starts small...it starts with the toddler who wants to help do the dishes and you end up with a tsunami in your dish room or the 4-year-old who wants to take the trash out when you’re on your way out the door-- it takes 20 minutes instead of the 2 it would have taken you because the trash bag is the same size as them, it got a hole in it 'cause it was dragging the ground and you pretty much have to sanitize their whole body now 'cause they’ve somehow managed to touch every part of the trash bag. Now you’re late for your appointment but your kid is feeling empowered and damn it, that needs to be worth it. It takes patience and determination to be a lazy parent. Because the way they do it won’t be perfect (at first) -- they’ll make ungodly messes, it will be crooked and mismatched, things will break, and it will likely take 4 times longer than if you just did it yourself. And it’s hard to watch them struggle, we love them and we want to make life easy for them. But life isn’t easy, it’s f*cking hard and we are doing them a great disservice when we don’t let them struggle and prove to themselves that they are little badasses. I've noticed a lot of people wait because they are going to get hurt, they don’t have time or they like their house to stay looking magazine worthy -- and a 3-year-old learning to organize their own space or make their own breakfast has rough edges. The struggle is real, but you simply need to get over it because raising capable adults doesn’t start at age 16 when they can’t do anything for themselves; it starts at age 3 when they need you to back off and let them make a tsunami in your dish room. Do yourself and your kids a favor and be a lazy parent. Back off and let them try. Brooke Hampton, "lazy mom of three wildly capable humans" (via Barefoot Five)

Lazy parents raise better kids. I posted a photo of our 13-year-old doing her end-of-the-month calculations. She handles our household groc...

Anakin Skywalker, Image, and Text: Having the highground Anakin Skywalker World Health Organisation Basic human decency NESTLÉ "She said she was 19" St and the age nesnt 6ix9ine New text on image format with two variations. Template in comments via /r/MemeEconomy <a href="https://ift.tt/2zDcclB">https://ift.tt/2zDcclB</a>

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Life, Best, and April: Best age to get married January: 25 February: 31 March: 2:2 April: Single for whole life May: 42 June: 20 July: 31 August: 27 September: 24 October: 53 November: Single for whole life December: 62

Bitch, Funny, and School: Ma PACKAGE THIEF!! WE'RE WATCHING YOU LETTE STE ARTIST LAST SEEN TUESDAY 12:33PM COLVIN AVE OHIGH SCHOOL AGE oCURLY BROWN HAIR OGRAY/BLACK SCHOOL BAG o RIDES MOUNTAIN BIKE OLIKES TO STEAL OLIL BITCHH 468 WAS DOWNTO MORE INFO WNYBOOK Lil bitch, indeed. https://t.co/JKU7aRdoKt

Lil bitch, indeed. https://t.co/JKU7aRdoKt

Being Alone, Dank, and Willy Wonka: what scared me at age 8: -quicksand -snakes -boat scene from willy wonka what scares me now: -dying alone -boat scene from willy wonka

New York Knicks, Sports, and China: (AA) 18 ABUDUSHALAMU ABUDUREXITI 6'8" Age: 22 Country: China Jazz Knicks STREAMING LIVE The Warriors have a guy on their summer league team whose name looks like someone sat on a keyboard https://t.co/M9oPtK7rp6

The Warriors have a guy on their summer league team whose name looks like someone sat on a keyboard https://t.co/M9oPtK7rp6

Bitch, Dank, and School: Mi PACKAGE THIEF!! WE'RE WATCHING YOU LETTE STE LAST SEEN TUESDAY 12:33PM COLVIN AVEARTIST OHIGH SCHOOL AGE OCURLY BROWN HAIR OGRAY/BLACK SCHOOL BAG °RIDES MOUNTAIN BIKE OLIKES TO STEAL OLIL BITCH 468 WAS DOWNTO MORE INFOA WNYBOOK

Facts, Riot, and Time: Middle Age Riot @middleageriot If a Trump supporter says they want you to back up something you said with facts, they're lying They want you to waste your time on an explanation they will neither consider nor accept. If they liked facts, they wouldn't be Trump supporters.

Anaconda, Andrew Bogut, and Beautiful: Timeline of the Far Future earth heavens size magnitude of event Buildings decayed Most words extinct day word wil have survived ce sheet completely mebed 6 metres higher 1000 New North Star Gamma Cephel replaces Polaris 1000 Carbon Dioxide released before 2100 New NorthStar #2 lota Cephei wins the top spot Mayan endtimes (again) Rough length of the Earth's axial tilt reversed Islamic & Gregorian calendars TEN THOUSANO YEARS Chernobyl finally safe Arecibo message KEO time capsule Lake Erie capacity to carry a fourpage messge 296,000 brightest star in the nght sky 500,000 New ice age Earth kely to have been hit day's reactors will finally be off a new global teeze glass created to dabe wa have finually degraded 50.000 exist. Everything ese gone Galactic near miss about L1 light years trom the 5,000,000 Aqulae system 125 light years from Earth have weakened to the 7200,000 Mount Rushmore eroded 8400000 LAGEOS re-entry The utellite's orbits 10,000.000 Red Sea flooded, dividing Star T Pyaidt 3.260 light years away 50,000,000 50,000,000 50.000.000 Antarctica ice meltGalactik empire aking sea levels by 75mgalaxy could be ange similar to the Himalayas 60000000 Australia and Indonesia merge effects of gravity lang periods, making orbits chaoto Atlantic ocean moving back together untbil All continents fused 600 000.000 Total solar eclpses impossible End of C3 photosynthesis way from Earthfor 1000,000,000 Game over, man End of multicellular life The Sun's luminosity inceases 10% Earthi's surface 300,000,000 End of most cellular life the poles, alowing simple lide End of Earth's magnetic field 3,500000.000 Earth like Venus dentical (read very nasty) 2800 000,000 The end of life 000,000,.000 feld mears no profection temperature its 147C All ife des-seeya 5,400000.000 Sun's hydrogen exhausted Mlomeda galany 7,900,000,000 Sun hits max radius TEN BLLION YEARS Sun white dwarf 256 times Venus and maybe Earth destroyed Becomes a carbon-oxygen 4,400,000,000 ms Sun-black dwarf 0.000,000,000 The Big Rip Local group merge Cosmic microwave background merge. The Big Bang cools from 20C tonear 1.000.000,000,000 Local group finishes merging End of star formation EN TRILION YEARS End of star formation 110,000,000.000,000 Star's Fuel Exhausted The only objects left are remnants white dearh, neutron stars, and black holes 100,000,000,000,000.000,000 Earth dies years Earth's obit have finaly decayed and it will plunge into the sun Knowledge is Beautiful Design &Concept: David McCandless&Paul Butt vLD7 April 205 sources NASA, Dutch (2006L Ancher & Bovkin 0os, Petsdam Iestitute, Britannica, Nature, The Geological Society, designe Fabio Bergamaschi Bobylev (2010), Scientic net El futuro muy lejano, totalmente “predecido”. Indispensable verlo <a href="https://image.ibb.co/hJv5uS/1490543088002_0.png">aquí, en grande</a>.

El futuro muy lejano, totalmente “predecido”. Indispensable verlo <a href="https://image.ibb.co/hJv5uS/1490543088002_0.png">aquí, en gran...

Bad, College, and Money: Since 1978, the cost of: College tuition increased by Medical care increased by 601% Housing costs increased by 1,120% 380% Meanwhile, the pay of: Typical workers rose by just 10% Minimum wage workers fell by 5.5% Average CEOs increased by 927% <a href="https://tardigradetheking.tumblr.com/post/175649952934/libertarirynn-phenoniix-ohgodhesloose" class="tumblr_blog">tardigradetheking</a>: <blockquote><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175647551014/phenoniix-ohgodhesloose-phroyd-thank-your" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:<blockquote> <a href="https://phenoniix.tumblr.com/post/169484127943/ohgodhesloose-phroyd-thank-your-local" class="tumblr_blog">phenoniix</a>: <blockquote> <a href="http://ohgodhesloose.tumblr.com/post/165576888069/phroyd-thank-your-local-republican" class="tumblr_blog">ohgodhesloose</a>: <blockquote> <a href="http://phroyd.tumblr.com/post/165564765162/thank-your-local-republican-phroyd" class="tumblr_blog">phroyd</a>: <blockquote> <h2>Thank Your Local Republican!</h2> <a href="http://phroyd.tumblr.com">Phroyd</a> </blockquote> Eat the rich </blockquote> this is why old ppl never realize what they’re saying when they say “when i was your age i payed for my tuition all by myself” yeah well sorry susan my tuition is $35,000 a year and i make $7 an hour </blockquote> I see we’re still playing “blame teh repooblicans for bad economy” game. </blockquote> seeing as the democrats try to raise the minimum wage (see Burnie sanders) and that the republicans are the party of big business as well as the fact that most red states are welfare queens who take in more money from the government then taxes take outyes it is the republicans fault</blockquote> > acting like raising minimum-wage helps the economy> conveniently forgetting the massive left-leaning welfare statesTop kek

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Bad, College, and Sorry: Since 1978, the cost of: College tuition increased by Medical care increased by 601% Housing costs increased by 1,120% 380% Meanwhile, the pay of: Typical workers rose by just 10% Minimum wage workers fell by 5.5% Average CEOs increased by 927% <a href="https://phenoniix.tumblr.com/post/169484127943/ohgodhesloose-phroyd-thank-your-local" class="tumblr_blog">phenoniix</a>: <blockquote> <a href="http://ohgodhesloose.tumblr.com/post/165576888069/phroyd-thank-your-local-republican" class="tumblr_blog">ohgodhesloose</a>: <blockquote> <a href="http://phroyd.tumblr.com/post/165564765162/thank-your-local-republican-phroyd" class="tumblr_blog">phroyd</a>: <blockquote> <h2>Thank Your Local Republican!</h2> <a href="http://phroyd.tumblr.com">Phroyd</a> </blockquote> Eat the rich </blockquote> this is why old ppl never realize what they’re saying when they say “when i was your age i payed for my tuition all by myself” yeah well sorry susan my tuition is $35,000 a year and i make $7 an hour </blockquote>I see we’re still playing “blame teh repooblicans for bad economy” game.

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Money, Reese's, and Chocolate: Imaonade i'm partially glad i'm not rich. if i had an infinite surplus of money i'd have certainly eaten myself to death on white chocolate reese's cups by age 14 rcktpwr so dying a warriors death means nothing to you? Source: Imaonade 2,307 notes

Blackpeopletwitter, Dude, and Funny: Mikikushika @CieraNickole Solange & bow wow being the same age will always make this picture funny Solange Knowles Twitter Dude deserved to drop the “lil” from his name #bowwowchallenge (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Dude deserved to drop the “lil” from his name #bowwowchallenge (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Memes, Badass, and Old: WE SHOULD START REFERRING TO 'AGE AS LEVELS', SO WHEN YOU'RE LVL 80 IT SOUNDS MORE BADASS THAN JUST BEING AN OLD PERSON

Memes, Badass, and Old: WE SHOULD START REFERRING TO 'AGE AS LEVELS', SO WHEN YOU'RE LVL 80 IT SOUNDS MORE BADASS THAN JUST BEING AN OLD PERSON Thoughts? 😎 https://t.co/WKWq4wZbrb

Thoughts? 😎 https://t.co/WKWq4wZbrb

Apparently, Asian, and Memes: Remember this? Super duper #throwback from 2012 (i think). This is a clip from a project I used to produce forever ago before I did sketch/stand-up. It's weird to see bc my writing has gotten much better since then, but I look pretty much the same. Apparently, I age like an old asian woman. 😂

Remember this? Super duper #throwback from 2012 (i think). This is a clip from a project I used to produce forever ago before I did sket...

Bad, Facts, and Love: FACTS ABOUT GOATS! 1. Goat is some of the most fascinating creature on the planet 2. A goat is grown from the ground, same place as where people go when dead 3. Goats can live up to 85 years, the same age when Grandpa Ralph was murdered 4. Some people think goats are "bad", but these people are been killed 5. Goats can run up to 75mph, same speed as airplane 6. Goats have excellent night vision but they don't have heat vision, that's just a rumour 7. Goats love Classical Art Memes

Memes, Circles, and Garfield: AGE HAPPENS Garfield HITS THE BIG 4-0 LIN-MANLEL When you remember you started dotting circles over the i in your signature as a kid because you were copying Jim Davis and now...😭 https://t.co/Eazz9gVNWD

When you remember you started dotting circles over the i in your signature as a kid because you were copying Jim Davis and now...😭 https://t...

Mark Zuckerberg, Memes, and Sad: Lizard lifespan maximal 35 years Mark Zuckerberg Age 34 years May 14, 1984 This is so sad via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2lBnjkT">https://ift.tt/2lBnjkT</a>

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Drinking, Memes, and Parents: parents: "our kid's a teenager now. i'm afraid pretty soon he's gonna be having sex, drinking, and going to parties" me at age 20: 1) This hurts via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2tDlkAh">https://ift.tt/2tDlkAh</a>

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Head, Memes, and World: AGE HAPPENS Garfield HITS THE BIG 4-0 BY Foreword by Lin-Manuel Miranda, Pulitzer Prize winning creator of Hamilton by Lin-Manu el Mi randa suppose it began order for came to Baby? sa dangling kitten ended u y sha color) an d differ e cover, a and sta never y world was My hard copy arrived and I’m freaking out jfc why is my head so big https://t.co/fXsmMt1ssF

My hard copy arrived and I’m freaking out jfc why is my head so big https://t.co/fXsmMt1ssF

Barbie, Children, and Herpes: <a href="http://factsoverfeels.tumblr.com/post/175274147986/southparkconservative-laughs-while-deporting" class="tumblr_blog">factsoverfeels</a>: <blockquote> <a href="http://southparkconservative.tumblr.com/post/175258809569/laughs-while-deporting-whostolemymonkey" class="tumblr_blog">southparkconservative</a>: <blockquote> <a href="https://laughs-while-deporting.tumblr.com/post/175258637399/whostolemymonkey-higher-order-can-you" class="tumblr_blog">laughs-while-deporting</a>: <blockquote> <a href="https://whostolemymonkey.tumblr.com/post/175253821486/higher-order-can-you-believe-this-10-year-old" class="tumblr_blog">whostolemymonkey</a>: <blockquote> <a href="http://higher-order.tumblr.com/post/175253082512/can-you-believe-this-10-year-old-drag-kid" class="tumblr_blog">higher-order</a>: <blockquote>Can you believe this? 10 year old “drag kid” becomes the face of the NYC pride campaign. </blockquote> Why does it look like he’s already got herpes around his mouth? </blockquote> “…Developed a passion for drag at the age of two.” Or, the more likely the case, his parents have made this decision for him. </blockquote> The sexualization of children is expanding at a breathtaking rate. P.S. I understand these boys are a big status symbol in Afghanistan, as well. </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="417" data-orig-width="700"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0b0e9d1cfeb4f5cbf179fd7e5013e933/tumblr_inline_paxs67d6fG1rt4f1v_500.jpg" data-orig-height="417" data-orig-width="700"/></figure></blockquote> Look I’m not one of those “if your son even looks at a Barbie doll hang him up by his toes until he learns to be a man!“ people, but most drag is inherently sexual/provocative in nature. There’s no argument for underage drag queens.

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Girls, Memes, and Big: Girls thein age SeniorS 1 Big titty reshmen Damn Seniors… via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2yE1xXj">https://ift.tt/2yE1xXj</a>

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Goals, Parents, and Run: <a href="http://eltigrechico.tumblr.com/post/175185913664/yes-siree-dodd-eltigrechico-yes-siree-dodd" class="tumblr_blog">eltigrechico</a>: <blockquote> <a href="http://yes-siree-dodd.tumblr.com/post/175185022203/eltigrechico-yes-siree-dodd-teacher-fed-up" class="tumblr_blog">yes-siree-dodd</a>: <blockquote> <a href="http://eltigrechico.tumblr.com/post/175184188599/yes-siree-dodd-teacher-fed-up-with-students" class="tumblr_blog">eltigrechico</a>: <blockquote> <a href="http://yes-siree-dodd.tumblr.com/post/175183757158/teacher-fed-up-with-students-swearing-stealing" class="tumblr_blog">yes-siree-dodd</a>: <blockquote> Teacher Fed Up With Students Swearing, Stealing, And Destroying Property… What you think <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mBCySnKVUc__OyL5RJV58Pg">@eltigrechico</a> ? </blockquote> She’s wasting her time. She should quit that job. All the incentives built into the structure of the gun-run school system demanded the outcome she is complaining about. </blockquote> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mBCySnKVUc__OyL5RJV58Pg">@eltigrechico</a> Would you care to elaborate a bit more? </blockquote> The kids are forced there whether or not they have the aptitude or the interest. Because the schools are compulsory. The kids are taught in groups segregated by age rather than by more relevant factors, because of the nature of schooling. The teachers get paid based on criteria that are unrelated to their or their students performance, because they are in teachers unions and work for the state. The parents have only extremely limited and highly cost prohibitive “choices” in their child’s education because the system is socialized rather than market-based. The administrators’ goals and plans are based around political objectives, because they are government bureaucrats. When the kids don’t want to be there, acting out is only natural. When the kids are grouped together, even on kid’s acting out hurts everybody’s learning. When the teachers are paid based on their seniority or the strength of that particular state’s teacher’s union, they have little incentive to fix this problem. Even those that want to fix it will find they have no administrative support, because the administrators are not businesspeople, they are bureaucrats. Therefore, their role is not to fix problems in order to maximize profits, but to enforce policies, without regard for the consequences. The parents might hate these policies, which are created for political ends, but they find that don’t have any power to change them or find alternatives, because the schooling system is so removed from market forces that consumer sovereignty has been replaced by a captive consumer. And so nobody is satisfied, everybody sends their complaints up the chain, nothing gets resolved, and the wheels on the bus go round and round. </blockquote> I wish this weren’t painfully accurate.

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Dank, Friends, and Shit: STUDIES SHOW YOU ALREADY FOUND SOULMATE BEFORE AGE 21 ME: We ain't found shit! How to find a soulmate if I don't even have friends?

How to find a soulmate if I don't even have friends?

America, Memes, and Spanish: Kaz Weida @kazweida You up, America? Me too. Just lying here worrying if they read the little ones a bedtime story. Do they read it in Spanish? Are there cribs for the babies? Does anyone hold them when they cry at night? I have many horrible, horrible questions about tender age internment camps.

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